* Posts by EddieD

1117 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

So, what exactly defines a 'boffin'? Speak your brains...

EddieD

Archetype...

Peter Higgs...

The official portrait we have of him at EdUni, painted by Ken Currie, shows him holding his glasses behing his back - missing one wing. He was too involved in his research to get a new pair...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Ken_Currie%2C_Portrait_of_Peter_Higgs%2C_2008.tif.jpg

EddieD

Re: A plea: bring back real boffins on TV!

And David Bellamy, with a side order of Johnny Ball....and maybe James Burke...ah nostalgia, the only thing cable TV is good for

Back then, the presenters radiated enthusiasm and it was infectious.

I've just been watching the historical Horizons on iPlayer - and the older ones are far, far better. No music, no elaborate locations, no fancy-schmancy camera work - just good old fashioned science.

UK govt preps World War 2 energy rationing to keep the lights on

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Coat

Ob off-topic weak joke...

It's called the Brazilian rain forest as there's only a thin strip of it left...

It's the one with the footprints on...

Brit lands on Rockall with survival podule, starts record attempt

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At the next election...

And the Lib-Dems have Rockall... (apologies to Ronnie Barker)

Good luck to the guy, and try not to remember what happened to George Herbert Leigh Mallory when he was putting his pithy epithet into practice.

Gunmaker finds KILLER APP for Google Glass

EddieD

These have a long history..

It's refinement of the product.

Back in WW1, there were these doohickies - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Periscope_rifle and since then they've been progressed to the POF Eye and the CornerShot

Adding in WiFi is a logical next step.

Google: Use this tool if you want your search query quashed

EddieD
Joke

Possible solution

Send your Photo ID via SnapChat

What's up, Zuck? Facebook asks Brussels to probe its GIGANTIC WhatsApp deal

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Re: Instant Messaging

69p per year = unlimited text and multi-media messaging (and the picture messaging works unlike O2's miserable service, and also unlike O2's miserable service it delivers the picture to the handset, no messing about cutting and pasting a URL and having to note down a password), so why would anyone want to pay the Telcos for any text or picture messaging?

And, whilst the sender is known, I'm not sure if the telco would know the recipient - I think it may go to WhatsApp, and then on to the recipient - anyone who knows more about the structutre of the message can say whether the recipient is sent in clear or crypt can add more.

It also works over wi-fi which removes it yet further from the telco.

LG G3 fights off screen-res war rival Samsung with quad-HD cutie: In pictures

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Re: 2560 x 1440 on a 5.5" phone

Viewing distance.

My 24" 1980x1200 monitor is about 1m from my face.

I'd estimate I use my phone/tablet about 30cm from my face. Maybe 50cm, now my eyesight is going.

Apple plots HOME INVASION at WWDC

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Dave Allen thought about the problems

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLhXVswy9-8

Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)

EddieD

Print dialogs

To have a JFP* button.

(just f***ing print)

Beautiful balloon burst caught on camera

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Raplayer vs GoPro

If it keeps working, then it's no competition. My GoPro gives good quality images, but it has a very narrow operating range - if it gets hot it stops, if it gets cold it stops.

I now mainly use it for timelapse work, and will get something else for my lid.

Welcome to Heathrow Terminal, er, Samsung Galaxy S5

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Beware of awkward associations

Just as T5 loses your bags, the SG5 loses your connections?

One terrifying fact I heard (and it was on Radio 4 so it must be true), was that a new warship had automated it's munitions transport procedure to slash the number of crew needed "based on the baggage handling systems in Heathrow Terminal 5".

550 reasons to buy this book for your beloved: COCKROACHES of Oz

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Re: Fat Freddie's cat

A +1 for FFC...

Clam dip embellished with cockroaches...my favourite

Greenwald alleges NSA tampers with routers to plant backdoors

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Privacy sos?

Definitely - they've blanked out the street address details, but left the full zip code in the image...not too hard to find out where she lives from that...

I think Privacy SOS may need some tuition in privacy.

Star Wars Episode VII: The Ancient Fear of, er, a cheese-tastic title?

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Re: After the phantom menace, never again for me..

It's worth it so I can scream "THIS IS ABSOLUTE SHITE" at the top of my voice halfway through, and then phone all my friends, okay friend, and slag it off.

Last time I did this at the flicks they took a rather dim view of things...

EddieD

After the phantom menace, never again for me..

As title - I'll wait 3 months for the blu-ray

Quick Q: How many FLOPPIES do I need for 16 MILLION image files?

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26. I've still got them, on a shelf, above my head, next to the USB floppy I keep, just in case someone digs out an old Excel/Access/Whatever document that refuses to open in modern software.

They're alongside DOS5, DOS6, Windows 3, Windows 3.1, Windows 3.11, the two floppies of TCPIP for Windows, Wordperfect...

The best fun I ever had was installing Office for Mac on a Performa 630 - as with most Mac things it had no eject button, and when the disk was done would eject the floppy automatically - when the machines were new, they fired the disks out like bullets!

UK's pirate-nagging VCAP scheme WON'T have penalties – report

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No sting but...

If this does nothing to lower infringements, then the Copyright holders may get a nice set of data with which to say to the powers that be "See, being nice doesn't work, we want to be nasty"

A first-world problem solved: Panoramic selfies, thanks to Huawei's Ascend P7

EddieD

Re: FFS

Venezuala did this with the “Vergatorio” - local slang for penis, which Hugo Chavez described as "the tool for a modern society"...and apparently he said “whoever doesn’t have a Vergatario is nothing."

Sexism rules..

Potato in SPAAAAACE: LOHAN chap cooks up stratospud with Heston Blumenthal

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Re: Would you eat anything of his?

My dad was brought up on boiled brains, and sheep's testicles were quite a treat...can't get them nowadays for many reasons. Offal though needs to become acceptable again (although up here is Scotland it's hard to find as it's used for haggis)

I've eaten stir-fried locusts (delicious - pork scratchings with legs) and a few other invertebrates - and why not, they're just landbound shrimps!

We seriously need to change our attitude to oddities, and possibly explain to kosher/halal enthusiasts that it's a bit outmoded now that we're no longer nomadic, and we do have fridges.

Yosemite National Park bans drones

EddieD

Not much lighter...

In order to get shots comparable with Adams', you'd still need to schlep a pretty large amount of gear - large-format cameras, tripods, lenses, filters haven't become much lighter, all you'd do is probably swap the pretty weighty glass plates for a similarly pretty weighty laptop...

You have to suffer for art you know!

Classified LOHAN payload is four-eyed beast

EddieD

GoPro3

I agree - mines monumentally temperamental.

SpaceX: We NAILED the Falcon 9 landing! The video, on the other hand...

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Get the SPB on the case...

Elon and his boys may be going orbital, the I think Lester and company could help on the video side...

Sarcasm aside - SpaceX are doing an incredible job, maybe soon all flights will be like I saw on 60's SciFi films, with the space craft descending on a point of flame to land

What HAS BEEN SEEN? OMG it's a thing that looks like an iWatch

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Bloody hell.

No wonder there is so much patent litigation - that has so many conditionals, it could cover absolutely anything.

Bloody hell.

Why two-player games > online gaming: See your pal's shock as you bag a last-second victory

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Must be the hippy in me...

But I preferred the co-op of Gauntlet... I had the port expander for my ST, and we used to play for hours..

But +1 to Worms - the original was just stonking, and the landscape generator it had has never been matched. I've got Armageddon for my Nexus, but the original was just unbeatable. Well, actually my mates were unbeatable. I've always been crap at games...

Microsoft forms 'Special Projects' black ops team

EddieD

Surely this is just Microsoft Research under a different name?

They do a lot of things that they don't talk much about - I saw Craig Charles once talk of their teledildonics experiments, which I'd never heard of, but given how often Microsoft products go down on you isn't probably too much of a surprise.

Most other tech companies probably have similar departments.

Polymer droplets turn smartmobes into microscopes

EddieD
WTF?

iPhone only?

Check the URL...

Space station astronauts pop outside to replace crippled computer

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Re: It looks suspiciously like an AE-35 unit

I thought the AE35 unit were the servos for the communications antenna that kept it pointing the right way, and would therefore be on the antenna itself.

So, just how do you say 'the mutt's nuts' in French?

EddieD

Re: Gaelic

Ah - I don't have a telly, so I see the program infrequently... it sounded bollocks at the time - but plausible bollocks like a lot of the bollocks on that program.

EddieD

Gaelic

Cù magairle...

According to the indefinite oracle Mr Fry, the expression comes from Meccano, which had two kits, large and small - the small was box standard (bog standard), the larger box deluxe which spoonerised to dogs bollocks.

This may be complete cojones however.

If I get a chance I'll ask some of the cunning linguists here for further translations.

Whaddaya mean, No refund? But I paid in Bitcoins! Oh I see...

EddieD

It's a step forward, apparently

Fiat money was sufficiently comprehensible that after the last crash we were able to look (with hindsight) at the smoke and mirrors that the financiers had thrown up to conceal bubbles that they had created to obscure the fact that the money had run out (been put into their pockets). Crypto-currencies will do away with that last iota of comprehensibility, so that the next time we get shafted, we won't even have the vaguest idea of how it was done.

New Facebook phone app allows you to stalk your mates

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"If you're using Windows Phone, you're out of luck."

In this case I think that out of maybe an in

So you invent a wireless network using LEDs, what do you do next? Add solar panels. Boom

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The bbc did this before

The micro-computer program presented by Ian McNaught-Davis used to send programs out by a flashing dot in the corner of the screen which you read with a light pen.

Brit game devs WILL get tax relief for, er, EastEnders Game and Legend of Slough

EddieD

Re: Oooh Matron

Me too - or possibly "Total Warfare - Dad's Army edition"

TV sales PLUMMET. But no one's prepared to say what we all know

EddieD

I don't want a tv

I want a screen. I don't want an intelligent, 3D, web connected behemoth that will be out of date in 6 months so I have to buy another one, I want a screen I can connect to my devices that will play the material of my choice from the device of my choice.

I already have NetFlix, I already have LoveFilm, if I wanted them I could have Facebook, Twitter, I have a PVR (okay, I have a computer), I have everything I need.

Just give me a large, high quality, terminally dumb screen with plenty of connectors.

Okay, it can have WiFi. So I don't have to have cables. But that's all.

MH370 airliner MYSTERY: The El Reg Pub/Dinner-party Guide

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Re: What if it was ditched and sunk intact?

<cough>

Does an A320 count as large?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/jan/16/us-airways-plane-crash-lands-on-hudson

Tony Benn, daddy of Brit IT biz ICL and pro-tech politician, dies at 88

EddieD

Met him in '83

He talked at our Students' Union, and as a hack, I got to chat with him

Thoroughly nice chap, I know that politicians have to be professionaly nice, but he just seemed genuine, always open to debate alternate opinions, but within a few minutes you'd have doubts about your own long held ideas.

Sad loss, but we all have to go when we go.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Friday is Pi Day

EddieD

Re: "Of all the many and varied stupid things in the world"

I seem to remember that Tom Cruise was "born on the 4th of July...."

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The Berlin Wall fell on 9/11, and it's nice of the Americans to remember

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Re: Like so many other web stories, this only applies to America.

And Belize, if you squint...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_format_by_country

Beware Abe Lincoln-looking code pros trying to sell you on LOBDOPs

EddieD

Abe Lincoln,

Or Amish?

Of System of a Down?

I always wonder about these stylised facial fungi - when I grow a beard, it's because I don't want to shave, and these seem to take more work than either clean shaven or folk-singer, fisherman, or a Billy Gibbons

Neil Young touts MP3 player that's no Piece of Crap

EddieD

Re: Another one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_turntable

Won't wear out the vinyl, but will wear out your wallet...

Zaphod Beeblebrox style third arm cyborg prosthesis unveiled

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Re: In case you missed the adverts

I got copies of the CDs of the radio series (which cost 42 pounds incidentally), and I keep exposing new generations of students to the original and best incarnation...

And not a lot of people know this, but in the 2nd series, Zaphod apparently has has 4 arms? "Hey Ford, put it there....and there...and there....and there.... (Although this is probably the result of Mark Wing-Davey ad-libbing)

Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?

EddieD

Aye...

I've got a minisuit case for my Nexus 7, and, after a few days adjusting to the small keyboard, it works wonderfully a pocket computer, and very adaptable - when I use it for mapping cycle rides, I can leave the keyboard behind, so it's lighter (though the saving in weight is approximately the same as the extra mars bar I take with me...) - definitely my favourite tech acquisition in the last few years. Battery life - okay, not as good as the Psions, but I can get 2-3 days use out of it (and I haven't charged the keyboard in over a week)

EDIT - the minisuit also works with my mobile phone, which is nice...

Hot, fit, SWEATY users stroke Backbeats model, beg: DON'T CALL US

EddieD

Re: Bluetooth 3.5mm adapter

iPods weren't made until 2001. Just sayin'...

Reg reader rattles tin for GoPro camera 'Stubilizer'

EddieD

Mmm.

I wear a GoPro on my helmet when I'm cycling, and I already look like a tube.

Adding the Stubilizer will only increase my tubeness.

Why don't we just get a chicken to hold it for us?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPlkFPowCc

Steve Jobs statue: Ones and ohs and OH NOES – it's POINTING at us

EddieD

Re: Inspired by the classics

He's holding it wrong

EddieD

Inspired by the classics

It's a Herma.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herma

LOHAN chap brews up 18% ABV 'V2' rocket fuel

EddieD

Beyond 18% ABV...

It is unlikely, but possible, with the right yeast, and the a lot of luck. When I did my degree in Brewing (at Heriot-Watt), we experimented, and occasionally got 17ish, 16% was not uncommon though, normally by adding extra sugar after the initial ferment, but then very sparingly, and with one eye glued to the hygrometer.

There are yeasts that claim 24% ABV yields, but I'd recommend that the product made from these are used for engine cleaning or similar tasks, because subtle, they ain't.

Years of AWOL Windows Phone features finally show up in video leaks

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Stuck in the doldrums...

On Mango - the hardware of my Lumia 800 (by Nokia) is holding up magnificently, as they always do. The software though (by Microsoft) is outdated and creaking - but I'm not going to trash a perfectly usable machine - I've got an Android tablet for apps, and that will be updated for years - the phone will continue to be a phone - and a darn good one, that's vastly tougher than my office mate's Nexus machines (he's gone through a 4 and a 5 in 6 months) - for probably the same amount of time.