* Posts by EddieD

1117 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

IT guy checks to see if PC is virus-free, with virus-ridden USB stick

EddieD

Petards.

Back in the 80s I shared a flat with a guy doing PhD on computer viruses. He took a floppy down to the Atari lab to copy some software for our own machine, and managed to infect the entire lab with a virus.

The lab manager was very unimpressed.

Ah well, at least we got given some good anti-virus software and he got material for his thesis.

Windows 10: What is it good for? Microsoft pitches to devs ahead of Creators Update

EddieD

Re: The use case for W10 is now very small...

"Universities tend not to qualify for Enterprise versions of Windows 10...."

They tend to qualify for W10 Education, which is enterprise without Cortana...

Who do you want to be Who? VOTE for the BBC's next Time Lord

EddieD

Not that bothered..

I stopped watching the show so many years ago that it's irrelevant - but given the BBC's current stance on positive discrimination, I'd say pretty certainly a woman, and regardless of gender, probably of non-caucasian origin.

White male? Forget about it.

Coming to the big screen: Sci-fi epic Dune – no wait, wait, wait, this one might be good

EddieD

Re: SciFi Channel version

I was reasonably faithful to the book, the script was fine, but some of the acting was awful - Gurney Halleck in particular springs to mind.

Any book thicker than about 1cm will need serious trimming to make a movie that isn't split into bits - although as LOTR and The Hobbit showed, you can go too far and add shed loads of content that isn't in the original.

Cassini sends back best ring-shots yet en route to self-destruct dive

EddieD

Re: Nice pics.

To quote from the NASA page "The view contains many small, bright blemishes due to cosmic rays and charged particle radiation near the planet."

2014: El Reg booze lab proves Bluetooth breathalyzers are crap. 2017: US govt agrees

EddieD

Life is easier up north

Here in Scotland, we have a much simpler system - you don't drink at all if you're going to drive - and for best practice, not even the night before you're going to drive.

The lower alcohol limit seems to have cut the number of folk who are measured over the limit.

Which is good.

OpenStreetView? You are no longer hostage to Google's car-driven vision

EddieD

Re: Privacy?

Fred the Shred had his house removed from streetview - not just blurred, a whole 100m on 2 roads in Edinburgh vanished.

As has Tony B.Liars house in Connaught Square.

Talk about drawing attention to yourself.

How-to terror manuals still being sold by Apple, Amazon, Waterstones

EddieD

Sorry...I don't believe it...

'"To protect freedom of speech and avoid censorship, unless a title is illegal we tend not to remove it from the iBooks Store," a representative at Apple told The Register.'

An Apple rep talking to El Reg. Pics or it didn't happen...

Microsoft's nerd goggles will run on a toaster

EddieD

Well,

In Microsoft's defence (God knows why), Win95 definitely would run with 4MB of RAM.

Okay, stroll.

Dawdle.

Limp...

Whatever.

I view the nerd goggles spec similarly - I hope though that it's more accurate, my current box has that spec.

Reg man 0: Japanese electronic toilet 1

EddieD

Re: you could just leave the damn buttons alone.

"I wonder what happens if I press this button?"

"I wouldn't"

"Oh."

"What happened?"

"A sign lit up saying 'Please do not press this button again'"

©Douglas Adams

'Extra-supermoon' to appear next week

EddieD

Re: So it's bound to be cloudy then.

Yep, just checked Wunderground, overcast predicted...

I really should move somewhere warm...but given my lifestyle, I'll end up somewhere very warm, finally.

Getting your tongue around foreign tech-talk is easier than you think

EddieD

Re: Auld Alliance vs Perfidious Albion

Nah. I already live here, so I'll be ahead of you.

EddieD

Re: Spaghetti

Niles Crane: "What's the french word for 'Light-hearted'?"

Frasier Crane: "There isn't one"

A couple of years ago I was having supper in a bistro near Montparnasse, and all the staff were so terrified of my (diabolical) French accent that they suddenly remembered that they spoke English.

Topless in-car selfie attempt climaxes with rear-end bonking

EddieD

She just stopped at the lights, and all of a sudden a policeman's helmet was poking through the window, examing the body of evidence. He radio'd for advice and was told "Roger, and out..."

With apologies to Dara O'Briain.

So long Vine, your six seconds of internet fame are over

EddieD

I wondered too - what happened to the old standard, the anigif?

Not enough cats?

New MacBook Pro beckons fanbois to become strip pokers

EddieD

Software defined function keys.... I do believe my logitech keyboard had that in 2008.

Squeaky bum time for Apple: It hasn’t made enough iPhone 7 Pluses

EddieD

Superior home button?

I thought the new button, which required the omission of standard headphone jack, was the canine cojones?

Smoking hole found on Mars where Schiaparelli lander, er, 'landed'

EddieD

"The Europeans were just envious that Beagle 2 had been a glorious, glorious British failure, and wanted to show that they could do that too."

I read on the Guardian (so it may well have been a misprint) that Beagle 2 actually landed okay, but then failed to deploy its solar panels

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/jan/16/lost-beagle-2-spacecraft-found-mars

So. What's North Korea really like?

EddieD

Talking of pot, it's legal there. You can buy bags of it on most markets, as tobacco is hard to source.

Just saying.

BSODs from around the world, from the wrist-job to public art

EddieD

STA not BSOD

It's a Dell Setup/bios screen.

Someone must have sat on F2/Del/ESC or whatever they've chosen for setup this week.

Invasion of the virus-addled lightbulbs (and other banana stories)

EddieD

Re: Third time (un)lucky?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/10/07/robot_traders_blamed_for_flash_sterling_crash/

Maybe not such a good idea. I vaguely remember automated trading systems being blamed for Black Monday in '87.

Maybe we should leave AI until we've worked out what real intelligence is, and if in fact it really exists.

Uni student cuffed for 'hacking professor's PC to change his grades'

EddieD

Re: It might not have been War Games...

The more realistic one, if you include a dodgy headmaster...

Fricking awesome film...I still dig it out from time to time...

Moron is late for flight, calls in bomb threat

EddieD

Re: This is a real fine

Aye, but she only got a suspended sentence, no actual jail time.

Great British Great Bake Off gets new judge

EddieD

Re: There is an upside to this cake.

It's not just that they insist on the ad-blocking turned off, it's that the Channel 4 site is a terrible hotch-potch of scripts, and some shows run fine for a few episodes, then, even though uBlock is disabled, pop the "We're funded by adverts..." spiel, and you find that yet another domain is asking to be unblocked... I'm not that concerned - I never see any interstitials or whatevers, they seem to be blocked by my 5000 line (curated from various internet contributions) hosts file.

It's been hypothesised that in paying this ludicrous amount of money for GBBO, C4 may have shot themselves in the foot, and although they are commercially/advert funded, they are, in the end, publicly owned, and since they seem to be able to shell out increasingly large sums of money for some shows e.g. F1, GBBO, they're now extremely ripe for a sell off.

EddieD

Round the Horne and I'm Sorry I'll read that again, again predate Clue by nearly a decade, and Round the Horne commited some entendres that would have Clary rolling his eyes, particularly Julian and Sandy.

Double entendres and camp, saucy humour have been part of the British psyche for decades - the seaside post card tradition - heck, even Shakespeare got in on the act "I talk of country matters"

Google GPS grab felt like a feature, was actually a bug

EddieD

"We will be rolling out a fix in the next few days..."

...after we have amassed a nice little database of all your movements, your commuting choices and destinations, or, alternatively, identified you as a recidivist...which is a useful datapoint in its own right.

Google's become an obsessive stalker and you can't get a restraining order

EddieD

Do people care?

Most of the folk who read and post on the Register are fairly seasoned technologists, they've read the articles, they've looked at the papers, and are aware of the possible implications.

When I speak to my family and friends about data slurps, most of them (okay, the younger members) think that it's a good thing - or at least, not a bad thing - they know where their friends are, and how to get there, they get recommendations of cafés/bars/cinemas in the area, they get timetables, schedules, and so on. They feel that their lives are enriched with all this information that they receive in return for location/photo/personal data.

Who is right? I'm not happy with the data slurp at all, and I try to minimise it. But that doesn't make me right.

Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

EddieD

Fuck 'em.

If they're not prepared to accept criticism, they've got things to hide.

The Emperor never knew he had no clothes, because no-one told him

SpaceX's used flight-proven rocket to loft Euro satellite this year

EddieD

Bugger

There seems to have been an issue.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37247077

EU verdict: Apple received €13bn in illegal tax benefits from Ireland

EddieD

Re: Of course, Ireland has already protested

Apple don't have to do a thing, for the time being, it's the Irish government who are spending the money.

Only after the Irish government has either lost, given in, or run out of money to pursue the appeal against the decision and actually charged Apple the 13bn will Apple then spend money to appeal against the Irish government.

This one could run and run.

Of course, there's one other thing - if Apple do get charged 13bn in Ireland, they'll declare it as a loss to offset taxes in the US, so they won't lose the entire amount, and the US won't like that, as their tax take (40% of 13bn is 5.2bn) would be reduced, fairly appreciably, so they'll want to wade into the action. Fun days all round. We thought it was a protracted affair when one company sued another, add in nation states and probably our grandchildren will be watching the outcome of this.

EddieD

Apple have strong bladders..

No need to spend a penny... They can sit back and watch as a country that they paid minimal taxes to spend their taxpayers money so that Apple don't have to pay back the taxes and can continue to pay minimal taxes.

Europe to order Apple to cough up 'one beeellion Euros in back taxes'

EddieD

Irish logic

Ireland are now paying out money to appeal a decision to get them more money...

Jokes aside, regardless of the company, special deals like this distort competition and should not be allowed.

New booze guidelines: We'd rather you didn't enjoy yourselves

EddieD

Re: The purpose of advice like this

"is evidently to be ignored. If they can't come up with something sensible, then why did they even bother?"

So that in a year or so, when we fail to adhere to their guidelines, the government can turn round and say "Well, we tried to advise people to lower their consumption, that didn't work so we're going to tax the fuck out of alcohol"

London cops hunt for drone pilots who tried dropping drugs into jail

EddieD

Pointless waste of time, in my opinion.

Stoned prisoners are less combative than tense prisoners, and in the absence of dope, which is one of the less harmful drugs, they turn to other intoxicants.

Facebook to forcefeed you web ads, whether you like it or not: Ad blocker? Get the Zuck out!

EddieD

Re: Simple solution...

Nah, you can tag anyone, whether on facebook or not...

http://tips.slaw.ca/2012/technology/tagging-people-who-do-not-use-facebook-in-photos-posted-on-facebook/

EddieD

Re: Simple solution...

"He still didn't accept that N0458301942@our.company.co.uk didn't tell anyone anything about the person who the username belonged to"

But if someone tags you in a photo, that facial information can - and will - be used to identify you in other images, either on facebook, or if the rumours are to be believed, anywhere on the interwebs, and using javascript see which other web sites you read, who your relations are - they will scan for keywords, e.g. grandson/father, nephew, etc, and from that, sure as eggs are eggs, facebook will put together exactly who n0458301942 is, where they live and where they work.

There is no anonymity on the internet any more.

Italian MP threatens parents forcing veggie diets on kids with jail

EddieD

No. You can't.

I've yet to see an anchovy bush, or a trout tree.

Watch hot 'stars' shower ... again. It's Perseid meteor showtime

EddieD

As usual

The forecast for Thursday night is overcast, with an option for pissing down.

Saw them from a remote farm in Eire in 1976 - when they're good, they are spectacular.

fMRI bugs could upend years of research

EddieD
Joke

"You are wrong. Statistics is not inherently hand wavy. People who don't understand statistics think it's hand wavy."

Oh I dunno. Having something called "Tukey's honestly significant difference test" implies that there are dishonestly significant difference tests out there somewhere...

EddieD

Re: If you use something in your work that is a "black box" to you, you take a risk

"I imagine the whole MRI scanner is a black box to most biologists."

I don't think so - even back in the 80s when I was studying towards a Biology based degree, and NMR was a fairly new phenomenon, we were taught very carefully the underlying principles of both NMR and ESR spectroscopy. I don't think that that will have changed.

And the University insisted that all science subjects had Maths and Stats courses.

Never-never chip tech Memristor shuffles closer to death row

EddieD

WTFingF?

"...that can be realistically productised"

PRODUCTISED??? What the fuck? "realistically produced"

Journalists should know and love their language, not invent synthetic words to appease a market fragment. (I noticed "ised" not "ized" too, which is even more painful - if a Brit is coming up with pathetically crap neologisms like this, it's too late for heaven help us, Satan is already on the march)

Pressure mounts against Rule 41 – the FBI's power to hack Tor, VPN users on sight

EddieD

Google are playing both sides, in my opinion

Given that accessing Google using Tor is becoming increasingly hard - trying this morning I got faced by 3 captchas, and when I passed that, the search returned a 503 error - I think that they're being a little mealy mouthed.

If they're in favour of the use of Tor, they should not make it so hard to access their services using the technology.

Smut shaming: Anonymous fights Islamic State... with porn

EddieD

Boring but true - the muppet single "Mah-Na-Mah-Na" was a cover of a track from a 1968 Italian soft-core porn film called "Sweden, Heaven and Hell".

Lester Haines: RIP

EddieD

Re: :'(

Fuck.

I've been away and I've only just seen this.

Thoughts to his family, Kararina, the Junior Boffin, and nephew Matt, the bearded coated one, and all the others.

I always enjoyed his articles, his enthusiasm, his love of life.

My coronary artery will probably never forgive him, but I loved his recipes.

Very deeply sad

Gillian Anderson: The next James Jane Bond?

EddieD

Read the obit in "You only live twice".

And the telegram rejecting his knighthood in "The man with the golden gun"

EddieD

Renée Zellweger...just saying...

Would we want to regenerate brains of patients who are clinically dead?

EddieD

Re: picture?

My mistake - I browse with images suppressed for the most time...

I did find this.

https://theconversation.com/would-we-want-to-regenerate-brains-of-patients-who-are-clinically-dead-59107

EddieD

Re: picture?

Get thee the Tineye (or equivalent) plugin for your browser, the truth shall be known...

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Lobe_of_the_brain

Would be one place.

EddieD

This reminds me of a wee story.

A lady in her 80s was concerned with what would happen on life function termination, and whether her wishes would be honoured, so she had "Do not resuscitate" tattooed on her chest.

She then had "Please turn over" tattooed on her back.