* Posts by EddieD

1117 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Steven Moffat fumes over Doctor Who plot leak

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If it's well written, and well played...

It shouldn't matter if the plot is known. If it did, I'd never go to see Shakespear again. Or Pinter, Orton..well, you get the idea... Well written, well played and well directed drama can't be spoiled.

Ah. I see a problem.

The plots of Dr Who are very formulaic - (spoiler alert - the Dr saves the day in the nick of time...) - so little is ruined.

There seems to be more drama in the bluster of this writer than the whole series.

Official: Microsoft buys Skype for $8.5bn

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Too late....

Sometime ago I went to get the latest client for Skype so I could update the MSI I use for the machine images, and Skype required me to register for access...yep, it still does - name, email, date of birth, gender, birthday...and this is before Microsoft got hold of them..

Microsoft poised to make biggest ever buy – Skype

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Bye-bye...

It wasn't worth 2billion when Ebay bought it, it isn't worth 8 billion now.

Microsoft are looking increasingly directionless.

Five amazing computers for under £100

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Pismo...

Love 'em.

I've still got one lovingly wrapped in my laptop cupboard to run legacy (OS9) software - and it still works perfectly.

I had a terrible sinking feeling when it's PSU got condemned by PAT testing, but the barbie doll iBooks had a compatible unit (although not aesthetically), so it's had another reprieve.

Even though I'm a pc wrangler by choice, this is still a thing of beauty.

And now I know it can run Panther, I'll dig out a spare disk drive....

Minotron: 2112 on iOS 4

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Jeff's still going?

Llamatron, Attack of the Mutant Camels and Trip-a-Tron (although the latter certainly suffered from a lack of sufficiently powerful hardware to give it a reall test...) - they ate up a large chunk of my life in the early 90s - thoroughly addictive, and it's awesome to see them back.

I'm still not getting an iThingy though....

Microsoft markets 'collection' of PCs to consider

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Erm, that's a macbook

Okay, it's had an accident with some tins of paint, but it looks exactly like the "late 2010" Unibody Macbook I have on my desk (even to the rounded corners - I can't see the icons)

If there's too much choice, why offer more?

The best sci-fi film never made: Also-rans take a bow

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Most are too long...

An average novel - particularly those by Peter F Hamilton or almost any Culture novel - needs to be cut to pieces to fit into a film - almost all of those would either have to be 6 hour epics, or savaged to the point of irrelevancy to be filmed.

Apple sues Samsung over Galaxy look-and-feel

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Back in the '70s

http://www.classiccmp.org/dunfield/calc/h/casio.jpg

I had the one on the left - rounded corners on the device, square icons (okay, buttons) with rounded corners...

When are Apple going to invent a time machine so that they can sue Casio for pre-emptive copyright violation.

All the best

Larry Page to Google staff: Your bonus is tied to Facebook envy

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Interesting..

You gotta wonder if google will, in trying to become everything online, either tear itself apart and disintegrate, or spread itself too thin and evaporate.

Seven... SSD sizzlers

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Cheers for that...

I've been looking to replace my boot partition with an SSD, but have found the morass of data and specs on websites tedious and often contradictory - a nice, easy to understand write up is very welcome.

Samsung, here I come....

US Army releases new vid of Judge Dredd computer smart-rifle

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Judge Dredd?

Per-lease... That was (IMO) ripped off the Sandman's Gun in Logan's Run (the book, not the film or tv show) - that had voice selected munitions years before Judge D got his. (acutally, there are a lot more, erm, similarities, between the Judges and the Sandmen...graphic novelists reading obscure SF for inspiration...who'd have thunk it...)

Apple Digital AV Adapter

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+1

Apple rip folk off on video connectors. It's a fact of life. I have a box containing 9 different adaptors for connecting various MacBooks to external displays for visiting speakers (who refuse to pay the Apple after sales tax). I'm missing about 6 or 7 for the complete set, so some folk have a problem.

Oddly, my HP desktop, which has a video card which has 2 HDMI outputs came with 2 HDMI-DVI connectors. At no extra cost.

Similarly the Dells.

Giving an 80% rating for something that should be supplied as standard, or at most be a fiver, is a complete joke.

iPhone morphs into pinball machine

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Very cool.

I'm still not getting an iPhone though....

Russia, NASA to hold talks on nuclear-powered spacecraft

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About bloody time.

As title

BBC explains hour-long website outage

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Still not bad...

To be fair to the beeb, and the mountains of our cash that they spend on vanity projects, www.bbc.co.uk has been pretty reliable for the dozen+ years I've been using it - it's the website I use to check that machines have web connectivity when troubleshooting.

No biggy - most sites have occasional outages. And besides, so what. There's nothing really critical on there, kick back, grab a novel, a beer or maybe relax your eyes, or even....find another site with the same info.

Firefox 4 debuts: The last kitchen sink release

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Not bad, but...

I tried out the new firefox, and was reasonably impressed - it certainly seemed snappier, and the layout is nice and flexible, but...it killed all the extra navigation buttons on my mouse (except the scroll wheel), and with a bolt, a plate, and arthiritis in my wrist, I need those buttons.

Reverting to 3.6 was easy, and I'll certainly be going back to give FF4 a more thorough try out as soon as I've scoured the web to (or actually sat down and tried to) find a fix for the mouse problems.

64bits though? Pretty please?

BT vs Sky vs Virgin

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I used to have Virgin...

But then I had 4 outages, lasting 5-8 days each, in the space of one month, I was left without television from 20th December until 6th January, no refund, even after a letter to the boss, so I cancelled my subscription, and have been telly-less for two years, and I love it. Okay, I have reasonable broadband, so there is iPlayer and other services, but I

Like everything else with Virgin, when it works it's very very good, but when it's bad, it's horrid.

Govt working on 'browser-based' solution for new cookie law

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Ostriches..

"The UK Government has previously said that it will simply copy the exact lettering of the EU Directive, adding no clarification or interpretation of its own when it creates regulations to turn the Directive into UK law."

i.e. they're going to make a nebulous and poorly worded law, using words that they copied and didn't consider, and then let the lawyers sort things out in the courts - legislation without cogitation.

Marvellous

Museum readies touch-tastic retro comms gear hands-on

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Mmm, very nice

Looks like iambic paddles.

Much nicer than straight keys.

Ofcom demands ISPs close 'upto' gap

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Dentures required...

Ofcom has no teeth. Every time this crops up, there are words, there are ideas, but no deeds, the ISPs flog their snake oil, the consumer gets screwed.

Not expecting much from this, the ISPs are not going to want to say "Try our magnificent, marvellous, munificent 20MB broadband (normal speed 6MB)" - they'll find wriggle room, one way or another

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Re..This looks like an advert for Virgin Broadband

I have Virgin, and I'm not too happy with my 10MB (Large) broadband - I get about 4-6ish MB/s from it, on a good day. At 3 in the morning. After I've chopped the wires to everyone else's house on my street. Unfortunately, everyone else on my street knows this trick, so you have to get there first.

However, almost everyone else I know who uses VM gets roughly what they pay for.

The snag is, when VM works, it just works. When it doesn't work, getting VM to first acknowledge that there's a fault, then second, you have to get them to do the work, which in my street means quite a huge level of work - the cables date back to the early 90s, and they need replaced, along with the streetside boxes - alas, VM have decided that whipping out their impressive girth of 50MB/s (for a few users) is more important than getting the (few) customers with intrinsic problems sorted.

Headlines are always good to trot out at shareholder (and creditor) meetings.

Traffic-light plague sweeps UK: Safety culture strangles Blighty

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No they don't

"This might justifiably annoy motorists, as it is they who pay for the streets and roads"

Complete bollocks. The road networks are paid for by everyone, whether they drive or not, as they are paid out of general taxation, of which VED/FDE are a small component.

Hell, even as far back as Winston Churchill in the early 30s this was the case - I know the RAC foundation is a throwback to a more primitive time, but even they must be able to catch up sooner or later.

Conviction overturned for abuse images bought from bookshop

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Hmm.

When I started typing this comment, I was going to blow steam about wastes of money, don't the police have better things to do...

And then I realised that for some reason I was surprised when a terribly poorly drafted piece of legislation, with more loopholes than a drift net, where the actual parameters of the offence are written in nebulous prose, and any attempt to clarify the law with the legislature and judiciary is met with no response, causes the already overstretched courts to have to deal with non-crimes, and have caused an innocent person to be given the stigma of paedophilia.

God-game creator granted Bafta gong

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Good.

Populous was phenomenal.

Bahrain Grand Prix may be postponed

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Now that's over

Just been announced that it's cancelled.

Bernie was walking a tight line - for him to announce that it was off would have been a bit of a slap (however deserved) to the Bahrain rulers, he had to let them announce it - he wants the circus to return to this town. His language this weekend, whilst inelegant, indicated that this would be the outcome.

Apple iOS dominates Euro smartphone usage

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Hmm - self selection

There's a terrible joke "How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They tell you...."

Probably true in most cases. Certainly with business phones like the RIM machines, I don't think they'd be taking part in things like this.

THis is all however irrelevant. What I put fingers to keyboards to whinge about was the lack of consistency of plot colours between the two graphs - IOS stays blue, but the others are all over the place.

If I was marking this, definitely a grade killer.

Florida lag packs prison survival kit up jacksie

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Round blue pills...

Lots and lots of things....

http://www.drugs.com/imprints.php?action=search&imprint=&color=1&shape=24

Valium or Ambien would be my guess.

Ten... over-ear headphones

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re How much!?!?!?!

NOt only that, but given that for most folk these days music is heavily compressed mp3/ac3/ogg/whatever or Last.fm/spotify/pandora streamed, how much point is there in getting these, admittedly lovely (in most cases), outrageously expensive (in most cases) pieces of bling?

20-tonne space truck heads for ISS

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Another frigging burn up?

Leave enough fuel in to go to parking orbit, and then when you've got a few of them, weld them together to form another space station...

Seriously, NASA, ESA, and the rest need to look at why so much serviceable stuff is designed to combust on re-entry, and whether we could do something more useful with it.

I'm always in awe of what these guys do, but it's tempered a little by the sheer amount of waste.

What sealed Nokia's fate?

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Not unpopular..

"I'll offer another Unpopular Opinion here: that WP7 is really remarkably good already." - most commentators have reached the same conclusion. Having used it in a shop, I agree, it's nice, it's different, it works, it's intuitive (not that I was allowed to try anything fancy). Having used a relatively recent Nokia, it's a step forward.

For me, as with the iPhone, the issue is not Microsoft, but the closed nature of the platform - sooner or later I'll sell my soul to the devil, okay, Google, and even though I don't want to turn Android*, it's probably going to be my fate - but it will be a reference model, I'm just waiting for all the new toys at MWC to drive down the price of the Nexus S.

*Free banana** to whomever sources the quote

** Collected from Scotland after my banana tree has grown...

Census threatens spies' cover

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Universal Export

was replaced by "Transworld Consortium" sometime in the year between On Her Majesty's Secret Service and The Man With the Golden Gun...

Mine's the one with the Walther PPK in the pocket (although I still miss the skeleton Beretta...)

Superphones: A security nightmare waiting to happen

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WTF?

"You’ll likely be reinstalling your PC at least once a year"

Bollocks. If you're having to do that, you don't know what you're doing.

With XP, my home machine lasted 4 years, till I replaced the hardware. I'm currently at 5 years on my work machine, and my new home machine is now hitting 16 months on Win7, no issues.

I have anti-malware software installed, I run, at all times, as an unprivileged user (if it works for *nix..), which is not so hard as people like to make out, and I use an offline scanner once every couple of months, nothing turns up. This is how I work on all my machines - my Linux server, my (now departed) Mac, and Windows - and I take nothing for granted and check them all.

Windows makes it too easy to run with elevated permissions, if you change your work methodology to stop this, it's not too tricky to secure.

Official: PhD in 'Essential Oils' or 'Natural Toiletries' = 'a Scientist'

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Utter nonsense

Even for the register, this goes beyond the limits of patronising.

Almost all research, whether in the physical sciences or the Humanities comes down to statistics. This number of patients die with this drug, this proportion of hadrons collided in this fashion, what proportion of cats have died when locked in a box with a jug of cyanide that will spill after a certain proportion of nuclear events have happened, nuclear half-life is the time when /on average/ 50% of particles have undergone decay.

I work in a department spanning various cognitive disciplines, including psychology. To dismiss the research that is done in the departments as statistical bullshit, displays the rather juvenile and facile level of understanding that folk come to expect from the Reg, even when the tongue in cheek attitude it normally possesses is taken into account.

John Barry dies at 77

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The Persuaders

Still my favourite of his toons.

As with Ronnie Hazlehurst, you don't realise either how good these guys are, or how much of what you have seen has been enhanced by their work.

MSI Windows webpad goes on sale

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SD card slot...

I wonder if you can use ReadyBoost.

Meh, tablets are soooo 2010....

Toshiba intros laptop that CHANGES COLOUR

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A decade ago?

Two-tone suits like this were all the rage with the early 60s Mods.

Aussies demand Poms cough up first 'Australia' map

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"The Elgin Marbles of Australia"?

So that means it stays here, right?

If the Greeks can't get something of immense cultural significance, the caucasian colonise^W invaders of Terra Australis Incognita can go hang.

Crematorium to heat council swimming pool

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Good idea

It costs over a fiver to get a swim in the local pools, anything that can keep that from rising sounds like a good idea.

If in doubt, don't tell anyone. Call it Redditch Council Combined Heat and Power reclamation, bury the details in the third annex to the second footnote, put the whole report in a disused filing cabinet in a cupboard in the cellar behind a door which says "beware of the leopard" and when someone complains tell them that the plans have been on display an if they can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, then it's their own fault. Apathetic blo....

Anyways, more seriously. If we are going to be serious about energy conservation, then decisions like this are necessary. Heat is energy used, and rather than waste it, find something to do with.

Apple tightens screws on hardware hackers

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Bring it on...

Every time Apple do this, I show a relevant article to my boss, and he signs a form so I can get a new set of tools.

I don't do a great deal of work on Macs, but you have to be prepared...

Back in the day Mac SE30s had a plastic lid melted over the screw holes, and any DIY repairs would be immediately apparent, and warranties voided. It was a bit of a bugger - there was a half AA battery on the motherboard that powered the PRAM, and when it went flat, the Mac stopped work - I forget how much Apple wanted to replace it, but voiding the (already expired) warranty and fitting a 50p battery from Mapin saved shed loads of cash. I think it was the advent of the Centris and Performa models that allowed a little user intervention, but very limited - only Apple CD-ROMs and HDDs etc would work...

Plus ça change and all that....

As for the longevity of Apple products - they're not any better in my experience than any other well made machine, and in the case of the polycarbonate unibody macbooks, not as good- it's amazing how quickly a student can make the shiny white case look shabby.

Who are the biggest electric car liars - the BBC, or Tesla Motors?

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Do a quick search around..

Plenty of projects working on battery charging - one, using vanadium redox liquid tech* allows a battery to be recharged by pumping fluids into them, and there's little excuse for lazy journalism in not investigating them for an article like this - but see earlier comments.

The simple fact is that there is not yet enough research into new battery tech - and with stupid stunts like this pulled by the BBC, who really should know better, making it seem like a dead-end idea there's likely to be little impetus to proceed.

One hundred+ years ago, cars were again limited by fuel capacity, high consumption, and the dearth of filling stations, and no-one thought they'd catch on. This changed over time, as consumptions dropped and the availability of fuel points increased, and fossil fuel motor vehicles became viable.

*From wikipedia, included as an idea of possible future changes

O2 chops away at middle-aged spread

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Very necessary...

There are 2 o2 shops on Princes Street (i.e. within a lot less than 1 km of each other, a further shop in the St James Center, less than 1km away from either of the two on Princes Street, and none of them ever look particularly busy. And then there's Carphone Warehouse (x2) and Phones4U (x2).

It definitely reminds me of the late 80s-mid 90s when every other shop was a PCwarehouse/Ye olde Byte Shoppe/whatever - there has to be a rationalisation of such things.

We still need a couple - so I can eyeball them in person, before ordering online, more cheaply...

Ace Reg reporter in career suicide shock

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Pint

Well done!

Congrats on the new job - these days they're fairly scarce resources - I may have to drop my (lefty) predjudices and have a look at what they say now that I know they've got someone working for them who knows what's what!

Have a good night, and don't drink too little!

Limping MySpace to offload half of workforce

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Plus ça change and all that

There was a link from a bbc blog to CNN which carried a thoughtful article about this topic

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/01/07/rushkoff.facebook.myspace/index.html?hpt=P1

predicting the demise of facebook as part of the great tradition that saw off compuserve, AOL, bebo, myspace (and noting that Goldman Sachs are performing the same function for Facebook as they provided for other folk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldman_Sachs#Controversies...)

How GCHQ keeps tabs on FOI requestors

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Dreams

"In short, I think the time has come to urgently revisit how the exemptions in Data Protection Act and FOI Act should apply national security agencies"

Aye, but the national security agencies don't think that the time has come, and they're the ones that the govt will listen to. Keep up the needling, and keep records so you can say "Yar boo, told you so", cos that's all that we can do.

Leslie Nielsen dead at 84

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Forbidden Planet..

First thing I saw Leslie Neilsen in - and still surely my favourite, but that's not important right now...

The main problem with trying for a good quote is that most of his lines require context for the deadpan to work...I'll settle for this pisstake of Dirty Harry.."Yes, well when I see five weirdo's dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy"

If the coffin doesn't fall off the catafalque at the very least, I'll be disappointed.

I think I'll dig out my Airplane and Police Squad flicks this evening.

NHS enables Facebook to track surfers on health info website

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To paraphrase Mr Jobs...

"There's an add-on for that..."

I've just added an add-on, to my already straining Firefox, to block all these third party "like" buttons - for all the "off by default" bromides fed to us, I reserve the right to use belt and braces to hold up my privacy, particularly on a site that handles such sensitive data, particularly where the lining up of anonymous visitors and nonymous tracking data is so utterly trivial, and even more particularly on one of those marvels of the modern programming, the public sector IT project - which normally have more bugs than a tramps backside.

Thank heavens for add-ons.

O2 outs liars and philanderers with live status feed

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Erm, indoors...

Depending on building construction, signal attenuation can vary dramatically - some buildings don't have much impact, but my wee flat, constructed in the 19th century, with 40cm stone walls, which then have insulation panels that are backed with aluminised mylar film fitted internally - well, let's just say that I go from 5 bars outside the front door*, to zero bars sitting in my arm chair - a grand total of 3meters away.

If I leave the phone by the main window in the bedroom, I can get a sort of signal.

Wi-fi coverage is the same - I have to move the router to the window if I want to go sit in the garden with my laptop.

Also, outdoors, you can get enormous variation in the signal levels with shadowing and other such wondrous imponderables (know unknowns as certain vice-presidents would say).

This tool presents a general overview of the signal in an area. It will never have sufficiently fine granularity for the precision a lot of folk here think it should have.

I haven't seen a similar system on other providers, and, IMHO, it's not a bad first approximation of a useful tool, provided people look on it reallistically.

*I can see my nearest base station from just outside the front door

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Nice toy^w tool

It seems to be pretty accurate, if a little optimistic about some of the coverage in the north west of scotland (last time I was in Glenelg, just next to skye, I had to wait until low tide and boulder hop out about 10 meters to get a signal...), but it shows the big gap in coverage round Loch Rannoch.

Nice.

If I had a smartphone I'd be interested in the Wi-Fi hotspots - there are about 4 within 20meters of my office.

About time, and nice implementation - it's worked without problem on all the devices I've tried.

Xbox Kinect costs just £35 to build

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WTF?

And...

...an iPhone costs about $200 in components, yet, in blighty, costs upto £600 ($800ish)

Ooh look, a ratio rather similar to the costs of the Kinect.

It seems that labour, marketting, r'n'd, distribution (inc import fees) etc., cost proportionately the same across the tech industry

Sorry to have to buy into an irritating meme, but this is news, how?

China faces million-strong zombie phone horde

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WTF?

Hmmm

I've never heard of this particular bit of nastiness so I looked it up one the various search engines.

On each and every one of them, the top 30 or so entries (i.e. the first page on each engine) were all direct scrapes of this article.

And less than a half gave attribution.

Marvellous