* Posts by EddieD

1117 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Perth porkfest crowned ULTIMATE BACON SARNIE

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Ah, the good old Scots diet

Fried food with fat :)

That looks a pretty fine sarny to me.

On the same A90, but a bit further north, near Stracathro, is the last real transport café I know - as a hitchhiker in the late 70s and early 80s I ate many a robust meal in such place - you can pick up a full cooked breakfast that would make a heart surgeon gibber for just a few pounds - and bacon butties that Frank Lloyd Wright would have been proud to design.

Anyways, I think I'll have to have a quick sortie Dundeewards, just to try the behemoth. At last, a genuine reason to visit Dundee. Who'd a thunk it?

Will you soon be fingering your seven-incher?

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Not so silly on bigger tabs

You can have two folk interacting.

I forget what the limit is on Microsoft's Surface 2, sorry Samsung SUR40, about 50 or so...

Just how good is Nokia's PureView 41Mp camera tech?

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Wait for the 920

There was a post here recently that linked an engadget page on the low-light capabilities of modern phones - a 920, i5, SGSIII, PV808, and in many respects the 920 beat the 808.

It seems Nokia have kept their edge in imaging - whilst not cutting edge, my Lumia 800 gives pretty good images in trying circumstances.

Virgin Media's 'bye-bye to buffering' ad nuked by watchdog - AGAIN

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Re: [no VM customer receives download speeds of less than 15Mbit/s].

"you should really read it as "No NEW VM customer receives download speeds of less than 15Mbit/s"

No I shouldn't. If the word isn't in the advert, I should read it as "No VM customer receives download speeds of less than 15Mbit/s" which is what was written, and no implicit assumption of any word being inserted can be made in judging whether the statement as printed was accurate, which it isn't.

Given the stats that are published, I'd think that new customers are not a large component of VM users - I'd reckon a considerable proportion of their customers do not get 15Mbit/s.

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[no VM customer receives download speeds of less than 15Mbit/s] ASA

Erm, bollocks. Maybe when then finish the upgrades, but we're not due (Edinburgh West) to be upgraded (now) until Q4 2013.

Currently my services is 10Mbits/sec (I'm a cheapskate), and normally it's round about 3Mbit/sec (the VM network in my area is crap, needs updating and is oversubscribed).

If the ASA had a problem with the advert under the assumption that the minimum speed was 15Mbits/sec, then I suggest that they check what the real situation with the VM upgrades was.

Thank Freeview for UK 4G by mid-2013 - NOT the iPhone 5 nor EE

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Mmm...

My phone contract expires in July 2013.

Nice.

OK - who just bought a biz PC? Oh wait, none of you did

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And they won't come back.

My phone now accounts for about half of my web use, my humongous desktop now resigned to being a games machine. I was going to use it as a file server, but a cheap and cheerful Synology NAS box now does that rôle - for half the juice.

My next machine was going to be either a laptop or HTPC, but I'm thinking that a tablet may be enough.

Since I work in computer support I've got mixed emotions - okay, I'm going to be on the dole, but on the upside, I'll get to make the niggly, whiny, insistent calls and demand an immediate answer to a problem that hasn't bothered me for two weeks but must be FIXED NOW!

Anyone looking for a cleaner or similar?

New study: 'Fraud behind two-thirds of pulled medical papers'

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Re: As Tom Lehrer so brilliantly put it in "Lobachevsky"

I quote this to all the students whose projects I assist.

The guy has a quote for almost all situations.

Guild Wars 2 game review

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Interesting

I've been looking for something to occupy the long, dark winter nights; I may have to check this out.

Populous

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Played to death

I loved this game...simple, yet utterly absorbing...

RIM seeks to woo developers with REO Speedwagon cover

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Shift in demographic.

RIM use to dominate business use - this has now been superceded by iPhone, and others, but mainly iPhone. However, Blackberry is becoming the toy of choice for the youth generation - if my brothers' offspring are any judge: 4 teenagers, 4 Blackberries. The messaging service seems to have them hooked - and if I had any friends myself, I'd probably agree.

I doubt whether RIM can regain traction in the business sector - certainly not in the short term.

Changing the focus to the youth market may not be as lucrative, but it could give them a breathing space.

Or, as often happens when companies try to re-focus their strategy, it could be the final sayonara...

Xbox Live gamers blown offline by 'Virgin Media routing balls-up'

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Virginmedia has routing problem...

In other news, water is wet...

Facebook denies Timeline publishes punters' private posts

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1st rule of social networking

Anything you post may become part of the public domain.

That is all.

Last remaining reason to order an iPhone 5 disappears

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Re: Can we send Lewis to The Isle of Lewis and leave him there?

No.

I visit Lewis (and Harris) quite often.

Ig Nobels 2012: Physics of ponytails, chimp arse-cognition and more

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Re: One of these was already invented

We used to use this as a demonstration of psychoacoustics on our open days - ours needed headphones though, so I suppose there's something new here...possibly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_auditory_feedback

Microsoft drives German patent tank into Google's front room

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Horse trading..

In Germany Microsoft have injuctions pending from Google regarding the h.264 standard...can anyone else see mutual cross licensing here?

I think the 2000teens will be remembered as the decade of litigation instead of innovation

Reg readers serve up bacon sarnie amuse-bouche

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Re: You bastards.

Ain't that the truth

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You bastards.

I was trying to be good, and settle for a nice fruit based breakfast, but now I'm going to have to send out for a butty.

And the annoying thing is, the local buttyery isn't very good, so I'll be slightly disappointed - until the market, tomorrow...

And bacon - egg - black pudding butty? You beauty!

Fans rap Apple's 'crap' Map app

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Nicked from the BBC website...

"Spending a fortune on your legal team and peanuts on R&D doesn't seem to be a clever business plan"

Motorola Razr i hands-on review

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Hell fire!

You have the same "comfy seat" that I was issued with for my office.

I thought I was the only poor sod to have it inflicted on them

Microsoft offers workarounds for IE bug

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Re: Anyone got the time to...

It installs as a blob entirely into the user context, i.e. anyone can install Chrome on their computer with or without admin rights - and as such it requires no consent to install...that's why it's fast and there are few prompts.

Installing it for all users is a bit more tricky - finding the correct installer on their site can take a while..

iPhone 5 tops benchmark chart

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Not too surprising

We have an O/S tuned to optimally use the specific chipset, versus an o/s that is written for a broad spectrum of hardware, and the optimised version turns out to be faster.

My Lumia 800 appears to be very sprightly, inspite of the somewhat lackluster processor - it's heavily optimised.

iPhones /always/ appear snappy - Apple are good optimisers.

iPhone 5: UK pay-monthly tariffs compared

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Mmmm.

Certainly premium pricing...

Reg hack uncovers perfect antidote to internet

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Love it!

Strain a few drops, chill it and see how it complements a wee dram.

But did you know, that the sun crosses the yardarm typically at 11am? Sometimes before.

Cheers!

Apple threatens to ruin peace worldwide with voice-controlled iMacs

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Pint

Re: Soundblasters, circa 1982

blast and damnation - that should be 92.

Look, it's Friday, and I've had lunch, sue me....

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Soundblasters, circa 1982

Came with software for controlling your machine - or anything you could work out how to control with a pc - by spoken commands.

It didn't use speech recognition per se - you taught it command phrases and you could say anything you liked to launch an application, but it worked remarkably well.

It all depends on how the patent is phrased - as always, the devil is in the detail, and it's dictated by lawyers.

4K LCD TV output to outstrip OLED production

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Can I get one without the telly bits?

A 50" 4K screen, at least 1x Display Port, and 3 other digital video ports, and I'll be very happy.

Humanity facing GLOBAL BACON SHORTAGE

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Hopefully, I'll be spared...

I get my bacon (and pork and beef and lamb and buffalo) from a wee (okay, not so wee) farm about 20 miles from my house, where all the animals get to frolic and gambol as god intented, till they're slaughtered, and chopped up and eviscerated and sliced and grilled and stuffed between two slices of bread...

It actually costs very little more than most supermarkets...other than the bike ride (or other transport of your choice) to get it.

Support your local farmers...it's surprisingly economical.

Ten iPhone 5 challengers

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Re: No Lumia?

Not available yet...

Apple's iCloud goes titsup, email evaporates for unlucky 1%

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The clouds part...

1.1% of Apple's user base is quite a lot of folk.

I rely on Redmond's idiot-tax outfit and I lost my SkyDrive service for a few hours a couple of weeks back - these things happen. It's a "free" service, we're not paying (up-front) for the massive redundancy that industry requires, so every now and again we'll be cut off. I just don't rely on such things.

Who backsup the backups...

Viewsonic 22in Android 'tablet' hands-on review

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Good to see.

I've always liked viewsonic - my 5 or more year old 20" panel has performed impeccably since I got it.

Nice to see they're trying out new ideas.

Blighty battles Oz for stratospheric supremacy

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Re: Hydrogen..

Having seen what happened when our chemistry teacher electrolysed water then tried to demonstrate the reverse reaction by mixing the two jars and adding a taper, I'm with Lester and the other SPB members on this...

Survival is worth more than a few extra meters lift.

There is life after the death of Microsoft’s Windows 8 Start button

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Re: Stardock

Sorry, a wee bit of checking - Win98 (my favourite pre-2000), not 95. Still nearly a decade and a half

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Stardock

I thought that they would think up something - always liked my WindowShades...

One minor thing though - Win95 you had the QuickLaunch bar to work as a launcher, so it predates Vista/7, after you installed the desktop update, so I've been a taskbar launcher for probably a decade and a half... I think I'll get used to 8 very, very quickly - and the more I see (i.e. plagiarise from the folk actually doing the mousing/clicking/touching), the more I like.

Apple confirms 'surprise' September 12 event

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Seen floating round the internet...

My gold plated butt-plug business is being sued by Apple.

Apparently they have a patent for overpriced crap for arseholes.

Chinese man blows off hands, builds new pair

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Re: "love normally"?

I first saw the evil villain with dildo prosthesis in "A Fistfull of Yen" in Kentucky Fried Movie

Microsoft halts new apps on Windows Phone Marketplace

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Hmmm..

Both people affected are reported to be hopping mad....

Boffins create 100,000 DPI image

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Re: Honest question

Seems like a good use of my taxes to me.

Hello nasty, don't use my music: Deceased Beastie Boy to admen

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Not necessarily a good thing.

Bob Monkhouse's widow allowed him to be used in a post mortem advert, which is really rather good...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiGNvXbofwY

I can understand his viewpoint, but maybe a blanket ban is a little extreme

Blizzard pwned: Gamers' email, encrypted passwords slurped

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Blizzard and password security

I don't think that they should be mentioned in the same breath, ever since I spotted that the passwords were case independent - ABC123 was the same as abc123...

It may have changed now, I haven't played WoW or similar for about 3 years, but it shows a less than stringent attitude to account security

Wikipedia collapses threatening the very fabric of civilisation

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Re: Inaccuracy and all that..

Linguistics :)

And them that make the rules can break them...

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Inaccuracy and all that..

One of the profs at the department I work at once said "Wikipedia is not as inaccurate as all the people who say it is inaccurate are" - which I think is a fair comment.

In the areas I have reasonable knowledge, I've yet to find wikipedia knowing less than me.

NASA's $2.5bn Curiosity rover: An Apple PowerBook on wheels

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Erm

The /top/ Macbooks feature a 2.9GHz I7, most don't.

Smutty books strip Harry Potter of Amazon crown

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They're shite.

I've tried to read one, but I gave up after 30 pages. The prose is drivel, the characters thin, the sex boring.

I'm all for getting folk to read, but the success of tripe like this makes me wonder about the benefits of teaching reading.

Blighty's coolest mapper will flog its stuff to global buyers

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Re: On line maps

Working just tickety-boo here, currently looking at the 1:25000 of Glen Eagles - and it's the reason I use bing for mapping, or Streetmap - OS maps are awesome.

When I'm at work, I can access the entire OS collection through my browser - and it's slightly awesome, though 1:500 and better is a bit too detailled...

Gabe Newell: Windows 8 is a 'catastrophe' for PC biz

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It's not only the interface..

He's worried about the Store - at the moment, you buy games through their app. Windows 8 brings in a store like the App Store to Windows - are all online sales for software going to be pushed through that, as Microsoft increasingly apes Apple? If so, what's their cut going to be? At the moment, there's no cut for Microsoft, and in the foreseeable future this will continue, but, as the article points out, Microsoft are starting to wield Cupertino-esque control freakery, and so in the future, it cannot be ruled out that the Store will be the way for software to go on to the machine, and that will have a negative impact on their bottom line.

Virgin Media staves off cable punter seepage

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Re: I'm surprised that they're still going.

Because it shouldn't be necessary to tie me into an 12-24 month deal when my original contract has a clause in it whhich allows the contract to be modified in terms of service provision on request.

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I'm surprised that they're still going.

In the 16 years I've had the service, I've not once been asked if I want to upgrade my service, other than generic advertising drops to "the occupier".

I probably wouldn't take them up on the offer, as it would mean a new contract as other commentators have mentioned, and I'm not falling for that, but pro-active, they ain't.

Blizzard faces court battle for 'misleading Diablo III fans'

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Re: Its a MMORPG !

"Do you expect blizzard to manufacture TWO ENTIRE VERSIONS of the game, one to go on your SINGLE PLAYER LOCAL INSTALL and one to run CLIENT/SERVER ?"

They already make different versions for different countries (e.g. Korea doesn't have the RMAH), so why not?

I was thinking of getting this, but I'm glad I held out till the hype wore off...

Darth Vader is a pansy

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Re: Wot, no H2G2 references?

<cough> Hagunenon spacecraft...