* Posts by EddieD

1117 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

British support for fracking largely unmoved by knowledge of downsides

EddieD

Ultimate cop out here...

If I was in my teens and 20s, I'd be opposed - I'd have 6 or 7 more decades on the planet, time enough for it go go to hell in a handbag.

Now I'm in my fifties, I don't reckon we'll come to too much grief in the 2 or 3 decades I have left (at best, given my lifestyle), so let's go for it.

I'll need that gas to warm me in my dotage. Those younger than me - learn to swim, and enjoy the environmental vibro-massages from time to time.

Steve Jobs' boyhood home may become protected historical shrine

EddieD

Re: Twaddle

the TL;DR version:-

what the fucking fuck?

USB 3.1 demo shows new spec well on its way towards 1.2GB/sec goal

EddieD

Re: if there were ever a cabling construct that was the work of the Evil One, it was SCSI.

"SCSI is *not* magic. There are *fundamental* *technical* *reasons* why you have to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain every now and then."

John F. Woods (jfw@funhouse.com)

First look: Apple iPhone 5S and 5C

EddieD

No more wow factor

They look like nicely designed, well built machines, which in this day and age is about all you're going to get.

A phone's a phone for a' that, we may get a step change with things like Google Glass, the various smart watches, but it will take a while for something to do this.

For now, just let's enjoy that things are getting better.

Windows 8.1: Microsoft's reluctant upgrade has a split-screen personality

EddieD

Meh.

We have a wee inspiron duo, and a Acer aspire w5.

I put classic start on them, and twenty minutes later took it off.

If you think for a few minutes, the new interface, well, the V8 interface, I've not yet seen V8.1, is actually quite intuitive.

Either that, or I'm warped.

Hypersonic 'scramjet' aims for Mach 8 test flight

EddieD

I'd have thought that the speed would drop fairly rapidly as the friction with the air built up - true, momentum will probably keep it above terminal velocity, but I doubt it would retain enough to hit the water at Mach 8.

Would be interesting to watch though...from a safe distance...

Kiwi jetpack gets all-clear for manned tests

EddieD

Re: Do not want.

There's a small panel in front of the pilot for instruments

Superstar cluster-Zuck as Facebook tries out celeb-only edition

EddieD

Defining a celebrity

Dunno about the definition, but I had to search who Melanie Sykes was.

Then again, I'm a boring old fart who thinks that the cast of Blake's 7 are celebs, so I probably wouldn't notice if the celebs that Zuck thinks are celebs disappeared up their own arseholes.

Which hopefully they will do sooner, rather than later.

Make or break: Microsoft sets date for CRUCIAL Win 8.1 launch

EddieD

It's a bit of a shame.

I got my wee Inspiron Duo, and put my work copy of Windows8 on it - and I found Windows 8, metro/modern interface and all, very usable.

However, with a machine that doesn't have a touch interface, it was an uphill struggle.

One thing I did sense though - if felt a lot smoother and slicker than Win7 on the same hardware.

This weekend: Watch HOT STARS shower! Moon won't interfere

EddieD

Re: ahh, meteor shower

Sunday night, certainly up here, north of Hadrian's Wall is looking very good!

I may see if I can place my camera

Apple returns to courtroom once again to contest ebook shafting

EddieD

Yeah, yeah..

Look at the top of the Reg page - see that masthead, the bright red masthead.

Mr Orlowski is extremely good at writing articles to gain a reaction - it's his job, as it is the job of every editor of every journal - and looking at the the responses here, he's done his job well.

It does come across as an Apple biased article, but he has also done Android, WinPhone, and various other articles, the primary purpose of which is to get us commentards frothing at the mouth and raging in the comments.

Back on topic - the DoJ has a fairly long track record of shafting folk on anti-trust issues, have a look here:-

http://www.justice.gov/atr/cases/index.html

Personally, I don't think that this is too extreme.

Facebook turns tables on profile stalkers with News Feed tweak

EddieD

Re: Coming soon...

Really?

How come I don't see any until I disable Ad-block then?

EddieD

Coming soon...

"You appear to be running Ad-block+ or similar software. Content will not display until this is disabled"

NO, ELEPHANTS, it's we DOLPHINS who NEVER FORGET our best pals

EddieD

As Sir Terry said...

Never trust a species that smiles all the time...they're planning something.

And besides, we only hear the stories of the folk escorted to shores. The other 90% were lured out into the deep sea.

And now we find that they have great memories...all the better for holding a grudge, or remembering where the other bodies are.

Paid-for stuff likely to triumph over free – shock report

EddieD

Tick tock...

5 years ago, after a particularly unpleasant encounter with user support, I cancelled my television subscription.

All I had/have was a 10Mb (now 20Mb) cable connection - and I don't feel I have missed a thing.

iPlayer, Netflicks, Lovefilm, 4OD, ITV.com, catchupTV, all filled the void, and I now find I have a lot more time to do other things - time that previously was taken up with channel surfing.

USA reverses iPhone, iPad sales ban

EddieD

Opens the door, surely

For folk in other states to overrule claims by Apple that their locals are infringing patents? Or just to ignore any penalties for infringing patents?

Virgin Media blames scruffy students for HUGE drop in cable subscribers

EddieD

Downward spiral

I've been a customer of Telewest/Blueyonder/Virgin Media/Liberty Whatever and their customer service, which used to be exemplary has deteriorated - I used to be able to specify a 2-hour window in the evening service for support visits, now I have a 6 hour window, I used to get knowlegable and helpful folk in telephone support, now I just get thickly accented voices reading a list of questions, and so on.

And still, in spite of my speed doubling a couple of weeks ago, BBC iPlayer still craps out with "insufficient bandwidth" over half the time...

If you give a lackluster service, you'll get lackluster returns.

Egad! Could Samsung be cheating in Galaxy benchmark tests?

EddieD

Re: Proper mobile benchmarking

Or even the list in ZD publications in the era of Whetstone and Dhrystone that included such gems as:

slyandthefamilystone - a measure of how funky your PC is

rollingstone - a measure of how well your aging PC can perform compared to modern units

So, who here LURVES Windows Phone? Put your hands up, Brits

EddieD

Swings and Roundabouts

I oscillate in my view on WinPhone - half the time I hate it, I then try the opposition and realise they're all dogs, just with different fleas (Gordon Gecko, iirc).

In fairness, my Lumia 800 has lasted me trouble free for 18months, it has good call quality, which is what I look for in a phone, the bundled apps are good, and the store now has a reasonable amount of good apps. Will I replace it with another - probably, but not just yet - I'll try and move to a sim-only contract until the 1020 is available...which I'll buy rather than contract.

UK economy to lose £198m if BBC and pals lose EPG slots - Ministry of Fun

EddieD

Bring back telewest...

Back in the day you could re-order the channel list in the (analog) EPG.

I was most miffed when they took that away.

Typical! Google's wonder-dongle is a solution looking for a problem

EddieD

I'm confused...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/07/27/why_chromecast_is_important/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/07/30/google_chromecast_fail/

Samsung wins not-so-final 'final' pinch-to-zoom patent decision

EddieD

Bloody hell

Pinch to zoom - or rather, make a gesture involving moving two fingers, or in my arguement, hands, apart or together were being used in VR implementations in the mid 90s for goodness sake.

I think the judge should put one hand behind the head of hte Apple brief, one hand behind the head of the samsung brief, and make a short, sharp zooming guesture

Devolo dLAN 500 AV Wireless Plus: Triple-tech connectivity for the home

EddieD

5 minutes with a screwdriver...

...and your sockets can be inverted....

Iberian Lynxes doomed

EddieD

Re: Iberian Lynxes doomed

"If Cameron thinks we're not allowed porn, he should compensate us with a shedload of lynxes."

We Brits can't even preserve our last wild cat - the Scottish wild cat is heading for extinction in the next few years, the most pessimistic guess is about 18 months, the most optimistic is a decade or so. Cross breeding with domestic/feral cats is the biggest problem.

The lynx has the problem that it it is very pretty, and all the politicians want it in their region, bugger the science, this is popular politics.

Such a shame

The facts on Trident 'cuts': What the Lib Dems want is disarmament

EddieD

The grand design...

Episode 1, series 1, Yes, Prime minister (first broadcast in 1986) satirised the whole idea of Britain having Trident, with the conclusion that even then it was a useless vanity. Satire aside, the arguments used (involving mainly how unlikely it was that Britain would ever face nuclear attack from another superpower) are even more relevant now - the cold war is over, and the threat - at the moment - no longer comes from a monolithic block we can bomb /be bombed by to buggery, so the cost is ridiculous. If we have to spend this amount of money on military equipment, it would far better be invested in conventional forces.

And this is without the uncertainty surrounding the fate of the Trident base at Faslane - if that has to move following a Yes vote for Scottish independence, you can tack on 10+billion to the costs for relocating the base.

Personally, I think the Health service would be a better target for money that is to be pissed against a wall.

Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to porn

EddieD

Re: Chancer

I think he's holding it wrong

EddieD
Joke

No chance.

It won't stand up in court.

Nokia tears wrapper off Lumia 1020 monster imaging mobe

EddieD

Hmm.

My contract on an 800 expires on Aug26.

Hmm, indeed

Universities teach us a thing or two about BYOD

EddieD

Re: Swings and roundabouts...

That's my policy too*, but when a grade 9+ academic insists it is my problem, I don't have a right of refusal. Nor do I when the same academics ask as a favour that I look after their RA/Supervisee/Blue eyed boy.

*Actually my policy is to blink, say "you've messed up your machine and it's /my/ problem? How does that work?" I then offer to fix the machine - I wipe it and apply a standard image. I'm not expecting promotion

EddieD

Swings and roundabouts...

Having the backend of the Metropolitan Area Networks and JANET means that we are spared a lot of the network hassles most folk see. It means we have a surfeit of IPv4 addresses (two B class blocks iirc), so even fewer hassles.

OTOH, the students who BTOD then demand I install all the software they would be using on their devices, and refuse to accept that it's not legal.

They then decide that I'm repsonsible for fixing things when they torrent a dodgy copy of Photoshop and get hit by the Zero Access toolkit or other malware....

...which they then pass on to each other and every one else by sharing thumbdrives, and I then have 20 machines to disinfect.

all of which means I have more work to do than if they used our devices.

On the other hand, the alternative is working somewhere else and actually having to work...

Star bosses name asteroid to honor author Iain Banks

EddieD

Nice

What a wonderful idea (although, given the his habits, iainmbanks may have been more apposite...)

Going lo-tech to avoid NSA snooping? Unlucky - they read snailmail too

EddieD

Americans playing catchup...

In "Spycatcher" Peter Wright details all the tricks they used for mail tracing in the 50s and 60s - and the various techniques used for extracting letters from sealed envelopes, using thing tweezers to roll the contents up, for example, and solutions they could use that would render the envelopes transparent/lucent.

Apparently one Trade Union leader (a card carrying commie) used to preface all official letters with a salutation along the lines of "Hello MI5 you prying bastards"

Ecuador: Snowden is Russia's problem

EddieD

No-one wants him.

He wasn't a spook, he was a contractor. He knows nothing about the "how" of the security services, all he did was download the results. If he was stupid enough to travel with his data stores, then the Russians will (probably) already have everything he took, and will just want rid of him.

New Motorola Mobility badge: Too late for this pinball machine lover

EddieD

PinSim

I still play Timeshock! - it was a pretty reasonable sim, and it wouldn't take much ingenuity (a few tilt switches, if you'll pardon the pun) to create a custom controller that responded to body language.

When I was a student, my addiction to Pinball made it to our Freshers welcome book, where they were advised to find me at the Pinball tables, if they needed help.

Ferocious fungus imperils future of British gin and tonic

EddieD

Re: Botanist

Ah - different interpretation: I read "the average Londoner" to mean similar to "the man on the clapham omnibus", i.e. just a representative individual, not "on average a Londoner would drink"....

EddieD

Botanist

Craft brewed in an ancient lomond still at Bruichladdich - I've yet to find anyone not to do a double take when taking their first gulp - it's a unique taste, but glorious.

50-60 liters a year - that's about 80 75cl bottles a year, i.e. about a quarter bottle, about 10 units a day.

Wimps.

Boffins find evidence Atlantic Ocean has started closing

EddieD

Re: ephemeral

http://images.cryhavok.org/d/20646-1/Calvin+_amp_+Hobbes+-+I_m+Significant.jpg

Apple dangles Spangles while Dabbsy's cables rankle

EddieD

The apple tax...

I used to try and keep one of all the Apple adaptors to loan to speakers at conferences - but there are more than 20 of the damn things, so now when we host conferences, printed prominently in the information packs is the caveat:-

"All our display devices use standard connectors - VGA, DVI, HDMI, DisplayPort. If your device uses a proprietory connector you will need to bring the adaptor necessary to connect with these interfaces".

I hate to tar with a very large brush, but an awfully high proportion of folk who use these devices with proprietory connectors seem to think that reading the conference blurb is beneath them. Hey ho.

Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

EddieD

12th?

I thought that 12 was the limit...

Lonely-heart Maltese techie vs Bonnie Tyler for Eurovision crown

EddieD

Hmm

The chances of the UK wining the heavily politicized mess that is Eurovision is nil - I think that's why we've taken to wheeling out some aging artiste

'Liberator': Proof that you can't make a working gun in a 3D printer

EddieD

All very true, but..

It's a first go, and it's a proof of concept.

You could easily design most of the parts for a 3D printer, and use a metal pipe for the barrel.

In the future, the materials used by a 3D printer will be developed, and there are plastics and composites that would be able to be used for a short lived firearm.

Nonetheless though, everything you say is bang on - Harlan Ellison style zip guns and numerous other improvised firearms already exist, and are better than this, but nothing, particularly not the truth, will stop the hysteria that can be drummed up by the media for this sort of thing.

Best to just chuckle gently, and wait for the reports of folks losing bits of their anatomy

Monitor-makers ponder Android-powered touch screens

EddieD

Re: You can buy these today

I was going to say - this article http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/15/review_viewsonic_vsd220_aio_smart_display/ from November on this very organ talked about them

HTC profits PLUNGE 98%: Pins hopes on HTC One, 'Facebook mobe'

EddieD

oh yeah..

If they're gambling on the Facebook phone reviving their fortunes, I've got some Enron and Northern Rock shares at a knockdown price they can have.

EddieD

Bloody hell..

HTC were up there, just a couple of years ago. It shows how volatile the mobile market is - and possibly that the mobile market may end up like the Desktop market - one huge player, one less player, and a few niche players :( And that won't be good.

37,000-machine study finds most reliable Windows PC is a Mac

EddieD

Re: Does the company know anything about BootCamp?

If you have to start mucking about with USB then it is no longer straightforward compared to "insert disk, press go".

And end up with a system with generic drivers..oh, you mean you have to install them? What hardware do you have? Which chipset, have you got the install disks, yada, yada...get them off the internet? Allow windows update to do it?

A bootcamped mac you have no worries about what your drivers are, you've got a nice neat bundle. By far the easiest installs I do.

EddieD

Does the company know anything about BootCamp?

"The company also points out that Windows installs on Macs aren't straightforward" Erm, yes they are. Bootcamp assistant, save out support software to usb, insert dvd, answer a couple of questions, re-insert usb stick, run installer, voila, Windows. More straightforward than on most machines - no desparately trying to find which revision of which GPU driver you need and so on.

"and that Windows-on-Mac experience suffers from ... the lack of a Windows button on the keyboard" Except that the Apple key works as a Windows key on all the Macs I've bootcamped, and I'm definitely into triple figures on those installs.

As other folk have pointed out, their methodology is questionable, but so apparently is their experience with bootcamp.

EddieD

Re: No Windows key?

Oddly, the apple key on my MacBook works just tickety-boo as a windows key.

I must be lucky.

Apple designer Sir Jony Ive holding up iOS 7 development: Report

EddieD

Copland again?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copland_%28operating_system%29

It does seem that unless Apple has someone suitably dictatorial at the helm, projects don't run to schedule.

Fried-egg sarnies kick off Reg man's quid-a-day nosh challenge

EddieD

All the best mate

And may Saturday arrive as fast as possible (I doubt I could make do with only 30 teabags, so fair play).

Eggs and chickpeas - eek.

I think I'd be living alone if I had that diet.

Reg hack to starve on £1 a day for science

EddieD

Re: Tap Water.

Didn't you also make a well?