Posts by N2

Re: PPM

Agreed, one would hope a PMS system is in place and all thats neccessary is to make a subset of the data available.

Having run the PMS for a reactor plant, it really does help!

Icon, because its best avoided.

Re: 20 years

...Putting those wages back into the local economy

That'll never work, steady on there, what about the shareholders?

Coat, preferably one that can withstand icon =>

Re: It’s not the database, it’s the amateur at fault

We have often rescued “home-grown”, buggy databases and transformed them into useful and reliable tools

Me too, but sent a shudder down my spine at some of the horrors offered up.

Pint for your efforts

Re: Windows 10, the old left over sherbet lemon in your glovebox that everythnig sticks to.

Very good description, pint as its Friday!

Re: Applefying the car

Not just Paris, all of France,

Some drive like complete utter bellends here.

Re: Why?

Because its Vodaphone and they have to make a mess of everything and anything in every way they can.

Re: I need help to decipher this article!

What on earth is "a dynamic purchasing system"?

One that buys from the highest seller?

Re: “Don’t worry Donald, we’ll take care of it”

And no one will be able to use it after a Tuesday 'update'

Re: Which is why I always turn off email sigs...

There is one thing far worse than an email signature in an email and it's...

See below:

What follows is a conversation between at least 7 or 8 people, usually representing three or four different organisations, none of which you really know. Theres a bit of light hearted office banter, plus some exceptionally dull humour, all of which you are expected to troll through to find the nugget of information you really need in a vain attempt to enlighten your miserabe existence.

I personally, don't sign up to this mantra, replying with a 'Please explain what you really want me to do' as amiguousness and error loom along with usually fairly severe consequencies.

Really, I'd like to tell them to stop being so f'ing lazy and skip the bile they just forwarded to me and cut to the chase.

Or I ring them up to inform I accidentally deleted it. But there you go, see below justifies global thermo nuclear war because only that will wipe it for eternity.

Pint

For your efforts

Re: Good Grief...

Because their twat-o-meter is full hard over to 'complete wanker' mode and they have to screw around with anything and everything.

If its old and worked thats no good

If its new but is so fucked around with it doesnt work how it used to but we've added 'cool stuff' then thats fine.

Yuk.

Re: Is this Fraud?

It most certainly is fraud in my opinion, but only if you committed the dirty act.

Whilst Nominet are completely beyond reproach and such scummy tactics to drum up business harvested from the green slime of DROA & DROE, are of course perfectly acceptable, they wear suits and nice shoes don't you know?

Icon, because that is what Nominet need.

Re: Never store CC details

Worse still are the Uber wankers like Lloyds bank that wont allow the use of extended char set !@£$% etc.

Icon is what they need>>

10 minutes?

You are 'aving a larf.