* Posts by N2

1712 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

IT bods: Windows XP, we WON'T leave you. Migrate? Chuh! As if...

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Meanwhile...

A brand new laptop; requires a hard reset from sleep, runs dog slow & generally misbehaves at every opportunity.

If this is progress then I want none of it & XP stays, thank you.

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Re: With Windows pushing me to upgrade...

"it would be worth my while to upgrade as it's free"

Don't think that's a compelling reason & as you say, better to move to 7

I KNOW how to SAVE Microsoft. Give Windows 8 away for FREE – analyst

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But

I dont want Windows 8 for free,

I might pay a tenner for Windows 7 but its too slow & flaky thank you.

Microsoft tarts up software licensing to fend off 'a few clicks and a credit card' rivals

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Re: We are making it simpler @ AC

It is obviously beyond you too.

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Trollface

Re: We are making it simpler

To decide on something else

Submerged Navy submarine successfully launches drone from missile tubes

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Thank you

Your purchase from Amazon is on its way...

Inside Steve Ballmer’s fondleslab rear-guard action

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Pint

Re: No, Liam, I won't be using a fondleslab as my primary computer.

@ TheOtherHobbes - Good post.

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Pint

Re: No, Liam, I won't be using a fondleslab as my primary computer.

Well said Sir,

My ordinateur will be eight years old soon & replacing would have no affect on quality or how quickly I work.

Microsoft 'cautiously optimistic' about Christmas sales

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Re: A casual Observation

Agreed,

Its a similar scene over here in France at the various tech outlets, X-Box seems the only MS attraction.

On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns

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Re: Dear Article Author

@ "Not any more, I believe. They've actually deleted the full-auto mode on the M16, leaving just the semi-auto and 3-round burst modes. And they've trained their soldiers accordingly, so that they're now more deadly with 3-round bursts than they used to be with full-auto (not hard, because full-auto just wasted bullets, as you noted.)"

Agreed, the M16 is a nice weapon. In a similar move, years ago they shortened the barrel of the Bren gun to give it more spread because you killed them three or four times with the long barrel version.

UK.gov's web filtering mission creep: Now it plans to block 'extremist' websites

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Re: The pilot's already started

"The pilot's already started" ?

I dont think you are ready for take off, surely you mean 'plot'

Microsoft wields turkey knife, slices Surface to $199 for Black Friday

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Why bother

When I can buy rubble for landfill for about 16 Euros a ton

Microsoft Surface slabs borked by heat-induced DIM SCREEN OF DEATH

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Re: With MS I wait for the fourth.

Wasnt it the 2000th go?

You have a Skype voicemail. PSYCHE! It's just some fiendish Trojan-flinging spam

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I clicked on it?

Really? Isnt that weve been trying to educate users to not do for about 20 years?

"I ran Norton - found nothing...." I wish I had a pound for every time Ive heard or read that.

I suggest you wise up to such 'social engineering' threats, or standby to see your bank account emptied.

GCHQ was called in to crack password in Watkins child abuse case

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Re: Fair play...

Agreed, then they should chop his knob & bollox off.

The sooner they start dishing out much harsher sentences for this sort of crime the better.

Julie Larson-Green: Yes, MICROSOFT is going to KILL WINDOWS

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Therefore

Instead of buying one OS to run applications, each application will come with its own OS?

I hope Im wrong!

Google SO CAN scan ALL BOOKS onto its sites - judge

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US Judge?

says it all.

XBOX One SHOT DEAD by Redmond following delivery blunder

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I hope

He's going to tell Microsoft to Fuck off.

Do the T&Cs state 'thou shalt not play before Nov 22nd' ? probably not. What a nasty lot they are.

Microsoft advertises Surface, Excel with maths mistake

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Re: calculators?

Work? I gave up that nonsense years ago.

Its a Jour Farie here in France for Armistice day, so march through village for service at war memorial followed by a petite anisette avec mon voisin.

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calculators?

Not needed for such a simple addition

Google 'fesses up: Yup, we're KILLING OFF IE9 support for Gmail, Apps

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So

I wonder how much Redmond paid them to do that?

Microsoft CEO shortlist claim: It's just Elop, Bates, Mulally, Nadella and...

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Satya Nadella

gets my vote, El Reg, why dont you run a poll?

The Schmidt hits the Man: NSA spying on Google servers? 'OUTRAGEOUS!'

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Re: Ha ha ha @ Petur

"Well, there is a small difference between Google serving you ads based on your data"

No problem if thats what people sign up to. In my opinion Google appears to act as if its beyond the law & on many occasions has shown absolutely no respect for individuals, not to mention their photo cars slurping wireless data. Unfortunately, the subject of law is not a fast moving one & the difference between unethical & illegal an increasingly grey area.

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Ha ha ha

Pot, kettle, black?

iPad Air peels off in racy pics for wide-eyed geeks, reveals 'worst battery ever

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They should be ashamed

Apple certainly trumpets about preserving the environment in its branding, but this is nothing short of a pack of lies if the product cant be repaired easily. I would assume the same for Microsoft who are equally culpable with their surface thingy.

I personally believe that anything manufactured should have a 'repair ability index' or criteria that it must meet or exceed.

Fed up with Windows? Linux too easy? Get weird, go ALTERNATIVE

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Joke

Floppy disk

Any one got one?

Win XP? Your PLAGUE risk is SIX times that of Win 8 - NOW

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Report authors

Are they the same ones who wrote

"inkjet printers cost more to run than laserjets"?

Migrating from Windows XP: Time to move on

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Re: Only if you can pry it from my cold, dead fingers...

Win 2000 = good OS, to be honest not really much wrong with it if you just want to get things done, used it for years.

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Re: Only if you can pry it from my cold, dead fingers...

Agree entirely, quite frankly I couldnt give a shit that MS are dropping support for XP whenever that is, it quite frankly dosnt matter. The only time Ive ever had to call support, was when their authentication server failed & I was invited to purchase another license - how utterly crap is that?

The Internet is heaving with support for XP & for years I turned off automatic updates applying only essential ones when necessary & found that third party software provided much better security. Once XP goes, so does Microsoft its successors are clumsy fatties in comparison & I have neither time nor patience to learn 'new ways to do familiar tasks' - as stated in a previous post it should be 'familiar ways to do new tasks' which gained over 100 thumbs up.

Want to keep the users happy? Don't call them users for a start

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Re: Perhaps when @ westlake

"Users are directly engaged in the business of their employer --- some of them at a very high level."

That made me chuckle.

& when I left, all ran well for a while, until...

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Trollface

Perhaps when

The users stop referring to sysads as 'geeks'

Until then they can F off

Microsoft: Everyone stop running so the fat kid Win RT can catch up

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Fat kid?

Surely you mean fat bastard?

Capita splashes £57.5m on Eye-of-Sauron car-park watchdog biz

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Re: This lot.....

& justifies the use of hollow point ammunition.

Microsoft: You've got it all WRONG. It's Apple's iPad playing catch-up with our Surface

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playing catch-up?

What in exactly? land fill numbers is the only thing that springs to mind

Microsoft watches iPads flood into world's offices: Right, remote desktop clients. It's time

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Re: I'll be damned

Agreed, perhaps some one turned over the rather faded 1993 calender to 2013 & discovered its time to start getting things right.

Apple's new non-feline Mac operating system, OS X Mavericks, ready to go

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To be honest

I couldnt give a shit about it, I would like an update to return the 'save as' feature to Lion.

If not, its back to Snow Leopard

Microsoft Surface 2 fondleslabs finally get off ground with airline order

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or is Microsoft

Buying delta airlines next?

500 MEELLION PCs still run Windows XP. How did we get here?

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Re: Just last week I upgraded

Well done,

I must admit the words Microsoft & Upgrade always send a shudder down my spine, so good luck with that.

Look out, world! HP's found a use for Autonomy - rescuing Win XP bods

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Re: The wrong way

Agree entirely, XP is second with about 33% share thats a vast potential chunk of revenue, even if they just charged a tenner a year for extended support.

Highways Agency tracks Brits' every move by their mobes: THE TRUTH

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No surprise

at all.

OK, so we paid a bill late, but did BT have to do this?

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Re: Why?

BT are utter shite & treat their customers like crap because for everyone that leaves theres probably two customers stupid enough or coerced into signing up, a lot of financial directors of small companies are in charge of IT (in the loosest sense of the word) there are a few who know their stuff but most dont.

IDNet provided our broadband with First Telecom for calls, both fantastic companies.

Microsoft reissues September patches after user complaints

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Trollface

The story

Was filed under 'security', surely 'incompetence' would be a more suitable section?

Microsoft announces iPad amnesty for fanbois

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British people are not being offered the gift card

Perhaps Microsoft considers only Americans would be stupid enough to accept ?

Smartwatch news: Sleek-but-vaporous timepiece promised by... NISSAN?

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Re: Road Safety

& control of any devices made via buttons on the steering wheel, like we do now so seems a bit pointless to me!

BAN THIS SICK FILCH: Which? demands end to £1.50-per-min 'help' lines

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Re: France isn't too bad

Second that, mon ami,

& when we call 0870 rip off numbers in UK, we just use saynoto0870.com

Peugeot 208 GTi: The original hot hatch makes a comeback

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Re: The engine

Agreed, along with revving the bollox off it before every thing's warmed up to normal operating temperatures.

Cars may have changed a great deal but the laws of physics governing expansion / contraction haven't.

The REAL winner of Microsoft's Nokia buy: GOOGLE

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Re: Billion Android Phones.

"Why would anyone target Windows Phone?"

If one got nicked the thief would be pretty disappointed

Yahoo! Comes! Clean! On! Global! Government! Data! Requests!

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Does it matter

And do we care, if NSA can access without consent then are these figures recorded or not & do/should we believe them anyway?

Canadian family gives up modern tech to live like it's 1986

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Perhaps

He had a Lebanese paper round? dosnt look too happy either

Microsoft's Nokia plan: WHACK APPLE AND GOOGLE

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Re: It's OK

Yup, its been in a drawer somewhere for about the last 5 years.