* Posts by N2

1712 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Apple hardware priced so high that no one wants to buy it? It's 1983 all over again

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Re: A reminder of how crap Apple products are

Your comment reminds me of a time when attempting to run a 486 somewhat overclocked

To cut a long story short we got around 264Mhz using super cooled alcohol

Stability? None at all, but was god fun at the time.

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Trollface

Re: A reminder of how crap Apple products are

Perhaps you weren't looking at it corectly?

Microsoft's Master Chief calls time on Cortana as a standalone AI platform

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WTF?

Does not bode well

"creating new backups of the handsets would stop working on 10 March 2020"

So, if they can do that with their handsets, what about everything else?

Protestors beg Google not to build censored Project Dragonfly search engine

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Re: in some ways I can't blame Google for doing business

Theyre just in it for the money.

Google couldn't care less if blood is spilled as a result of their activities, but if they built an app to track white rhino for poachers, there would be outrage.

Most munificent Apple killed itself with kindness. Oh. Really?

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Pint

Re: Battery

"If I had my way, I would require every device with a battery -- whether it is a phone or laptop or tablet or whatever -- to include instructions on how the user can change the battery. This would, of course, require a battery that is easy to change. (I'm looking at you, Samsung.) I would also make it illegal to block third party batteries that otherwise fit for purpose."

Echos my thoughts entirely & anyone thinking otherwise deserves to be put to the sword...

Pint, its nearly Friday.

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Battery

Needs to be replaceable in the field by anyone, end ex.

Zero environmental credentials to those that are'nt.

Army had 'naive' approach to Capita's £1.3bn recruiting IT contract, MPs told

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Facepalm

I suppose

A few generals got lunch at the Ivy

So it all OK then?

No more Windows build strings for you: BuildFeed has turned off the lights

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Pint

Re: Typical MS

"I'm making quite a decent crust moving businesess (mostly SME's) away from their dependency on the whims of Redmond"

Good for you, have a pint.

It WASN'T the update, says Microsoft: Windows 7 suffers identity crisis as users hit by activation errors

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Re: Windows is Close to Unusable

"it's not normal to take 90min for an update"

No, it usually takes several hours.

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Windows 7 is not genuine

So says the company that produced it.

Give me strength, just who makes this stuff up?

Why can't those fuckwits just stop for a moment and think, they might just realise where this idiotic, self centered ego trip is going to end up.

Peak Apple: This time it's SERIOUS, Tim

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Facepalm

Telescope?

No, he needs a mirror.

That's where the enemy is, driven by greed, lock in and poor decisions.

Stop shitting on your 'creative professionals' and dedicated followers, the groups that kept Apple alive when times were slim, very slim, so slim they relied on Microsoft.

And yes, I will never forgive Apple for dropping Aperture, the shitty plant pot MacPro 6.1 thing with no Pci-e and so called MacBook Pro you can't change a hard drive or battery.

Utter bastards, I'm not sure if I hate them more than Microsoft.

Just updated Windows 7? Can't access network shares? It isn't just you

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Re: I haven't updated my win 7 box in _MONTHS_

Agreed,

I stopped at XP SP2 before everything started to go silly.

Amazon exec tells UK peers: No, we don't want to be dominant. Also, we don't fancy being taxed on revenues

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Nowt to do with Amazon

They just bend the law as far as it will go,

What needs changing is the taxation laws but the MPs etc wont do that because it would affect them too.

Cambridge Analytica seeks data protection assistant

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Re: You can't make this shit up.

Well, it would appear you can.

I must admit I'd have a job keeping staright faced if I got to an interview.

Cambridge Analytica sister firm pleads guilty, fined £21k for failing to obey UK information commish

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Epic fail

By ICO to police their turf effectivey,

But since when has any toothless 'watch dog' done so?

Attention all British .eu owners: Buy dotcom domains and prepare to sue, says UK govt

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Politicians and the Internet

An unhealthy mix and one thing for sure, you always get the worst of both worlds.

You can blame laziness as much as greed for Apple's New Year shock

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Laziness, Greed

And a fanatical devotion to our shareholders...

Customers and good products seem an inconvenience.

Nobody in China wants Apple's eye-wateringly priced iPhones, sighs CEO Tim Cook

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Re: Hermès

"Yes but in another 15-20 years time, a well made Swiss watch that has been looked after will still hold its value and may have even increased its worth, unlike a $1000 iPhone which probably won't even switch on in 20 years."

I agree entirely, I have an ancient Tag, purchased about 1995. Despite the fact its been well worn, I could probably sell it for almost what I paid for it.

So much for the Apple watch.

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Re: Let down by the people of China

"Tool - Tim Cook or Cock?"

A cock is useful, in both senses of the word.

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Let down by the people of China

For not buying it?

What an utter tool Tim Cook is, thats more than one up from 'youre not holding it correctly'

Two important things for a sale: 1. It makes sense & 2. The price is right, that's why theyre not buying it.

Google-whisperers beat reCaptcha voice challenge with 90% success rate

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Facepalm

Re: idiots like this

10 minutes?

You're lucky, I spent God knows how long identifying an endless stream of fire hydrants, shop fronts, bicycles, cars, buses, 'cross walks' what ever they are.

Anyway I hope it get blown wide open and pasted all over tinterwebs and the sooner it's burried the better

Mean while, they could at least make the dam images interesting.

What happens when a Royal Navy warship sees a NATO task force headed straight for it? A crash course in Morse

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Pinkie?

Actually, its a Greenie, of which a Pinkie is a subset as they are radio / radar maintainers.

50 years ago: NASA blasts off the first humans to experience a lunar close encounter

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Pint

I was ten years old

I watched every minute of it, while the stuff of my comic stories became reality.

Pint, for all those real heroes.

Error pop-up? Don't worry, let's just get this migration done... BTW it's my day off tomorrow

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Re: took the day off

"If it works nobody cares and nobody pats you on the back.

If it doesn't work everyone cares and they are all ready to kick your ****"

And nobody admits they fiddled relentlessly.

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Sounds like Hansa financials

If it wasnt, it had a very simialr trait, of: 'if in doubt switch to single user mode'

Yuk.

It's a lot of work, being popular: Apple, Tim Cook and the gilets jaunes

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Re: Apple business plan

And make them impossible to upgrade and hard to fix.

'Green credentials', so important these days you know.

2018 ain't done yet... Amazon sent Alexa recordings of man and girlfriend to stranger

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Pint

Re: Be Pure, Be Vigilant, Behave

I assume you have just drunk about 27 pints of larger at your Christmas party,

So cheers have another

London's Gatwick airport suspends all flights after 'multiple' reports of drones

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Low tech solution

Fifty grand reward for drone operators found in the area, dead or alive.

Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail…

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Re: No one likes a lying asshole

"And it turns out that all they care about is getting reelected."

Agreed

Add: Expenses usually large ones, old boys club, after dinner speeches, golden handshake, big fat pension pot, etc etc to your list.

Who's watching you from an unmarked van while you shop in London? Cops with facial recog tech

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Crapita?

100% fail rate since May

The only company acpable of returning such an excellent performance of 100% fail.

The fastest, most secure browser? Microsoft Edge apparently

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Fastest?

Perhaps fastest into the recycle bin after downloading the browser of choice?

Speed not neccessarily a measure of goodness, as I found out some 40 years ago riding my Suzuki super six motorbike. It was fast alright but oh Lord was it crap at cornering.

Stop us if you've heard this one: Facebook apologizes for bug leaking private photos

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No

"May we all be better in the year ahead"

Er, since when have 'we' been responsible for your mistakes?

Fuck off, idiot.

Home users due for a battering with Microsoft 365 subscription stick

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Trollface

Shafting as a Service...

That is all.

Alternatives?

Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut

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Think of the research...

Can they now legitimately claim for their spanking expenses ?

Ticketmaster tells customer it's not at fault for site's Magecart malware pwnage

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Trollface

Re: Offsite scripts GAH!

'Moron management'

Love it, the new gold standard for clusterfucks a plenty.

Pretty graphs, Ad words, hours of endless meetings & cliches a plenty.

I'm off to pick some low hanging fruit.

It's December of 2018 and, to hell with it, just patch your stuff

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Re: I wouldn’t mind, but....

The flipside of that is they havnt lost dozens of hours in lost productivity, waiting days in soem cases for the effing thing to complete an update.

Although I for one, would not like to follow their mantra.

The update process is ridiculous and has to change.

Doom: The FPS that wowed players, gummed up servers, and enraged admins

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You got the chainsaw! Find some meat...

Loved it, played it for hours and still got a version on an iPhone 3.

idkfa - only when the saw couldnt sort em.

In 2018, Facebook is the villain and Microsoft the shining light, according to techies

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Microsoft, Facebook, Google etc

All pigs with their snouts in the trough.

Privacy, security fears about ID cards? UK.gov's digital bod has one simple solution: 'Get over it'

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Re: Here we go again...

And some one 'mis-places' all the data on two DVD's

To be promoted, way above their station.

Shudder

Wow, what a lovely early Christmas present for Australians: A crypto-busting super-snoop law passes just in time

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Joke

Re: !@#$Fsg34=#5^GSHJ+ASdgAE$_wfaewgefH

root certificate to Microsofts DNS servers?

Whatchu got for us this week, Microsoft? Skype, Powerpoint tweaks and – oh – another foldable

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FAIL

I could not keep up

With Skype,

It was impossible to click the 'deny' button fast enough when it wanted to connect the rest of the world to my computer.

Tech support discovers users who buy the 'sh*ttest PCs known to Man' struggle with basics

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Re: It's 2018

Maybe not, but then in some roles 'using a computer' isn't that important and to some it's a pain in the arse.

A pain that could be eased by some consistency in the user interface by those Microsoft twats, but no the chief twatspanner always has to thrust his member into the works to bugger up what used to be simple.

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Re: The right attitude

Agreed,

With one exception: my mother in law.

Why millions of Brits' mobile phones were knackered on Thursday: An expired Ericsson software certificate

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Unhappy

But

I could not upload or view cat videos on Thursday, for a whole day...

Where do I file for compensation?

Windows 10 security question: How do miscreants use these for post-hack persistence?

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Joke

The most secure version of Windows...

Coat.

Capita: We are seeking staff to join our board. Just two please

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Oh the shame

Of having to put that on your CV at some point in future.

Adobe Flash zero-day exploit... leveraging ActiveX… embedded in Office Doc... BINGO!

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Devil

Re: BBC

Agreed,

I look forward to the day they are forced to change, but that seems par for the course for them.

Microsoft polishes up Chromium as EdgeHTML peers into the abyss

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Re: Take your browser and fuck off

"I didn't even mind Edge that much functionally but the constant popups of "why not try edge" when I clearly DO NOT WANT TO USE EDGE get on my tits.

This goes for all manufacturers. So fuck Chrome as well."

Hello,

it looks like you are writing a letter? would you like me to:

1. Fuck it all up for you

2. Format your hard disk

3. Or just piss you off and lose all your work

Make three choices from the above list.