* Posts by Jeremy 2

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Google redirects China to uncensored Hong Kong servers

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It's pretty obvious now, isn't it, that Google is trying to get China to kick it's arse out of the country? If China sends Mountain View packing, they'll try and leave with their head high. If they pull out of their own volition, they go with their tale between their legs and the world laughing at them and saying "we told you so."

'Tis all about PR now...

El Reg insults 'millions of Irish Catholics'

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Joke

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"It won't have escaped the attention of our US readers that El Reg Stateside today features an orange masthead - part of a temporary sponsored makeover."

It escaped me! Plain old red so I guess either my town has seceded temporarily from the union or I've gone colour blind.

US broadband seeks ISP speed stickers

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Happy

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It'll never happen in the USA, either. I'll bet money on it!

It'll get swept under the rug as soon as the lobbyists start bending the politician's ears and buying them dinner and golf clubs.

Apple yanks Wi-Fi detectors from iTunes

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Paris Hilton

Re: Only not

"Only they didn't do it arbitrarily, this is an enforcement of the developer agreement which the developers ought to have been aware of. So not arbitrary. And it's always been there, so no moving goalposts either."

An argument that would stand up if Apple hadn't 'reviewed' and approved the app for sale in the first place.

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Jobs Horns

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No company should punt their wares on the App Store. The sheer volume of cases like these where Apple arbitrarily remove businesses' income streams and constantly shift the goalposts in terms of what is and is not allowed should be a clear warning to developers. Who knows what next week's naughty list will contain?

Apple are the new PayPal.

PayPal India hits reboot with bank withdrawals

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Grenade

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"PayPal’s highest priority is to always ensure we comply with all applicable regulations everywhere we do business around the world so we can screw over a much of the world's population as possible"

There, I fixed that for them.

This is a perfect chance for a financial regulator to grow some testicles, stand up to PayPal and say "No, if you want to act like a bank, be a bank with all the consumer protection requirements that entails. Otherwise, piss off, you're not operating here."

Of course, that will never happen but we can wish...

Mad Aus gov accuses Sydney hacks of hacking

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"It's surprising how many "web designers" still develop sites on the live server."

There's now't technically wrong with doing that, of course, provinding you've got a few braincells to rub together. It's because they used obscurity as security and left the development site unrestricted that they got caught with their knickers down.

There are several different ways you could fairly reliably lock down a site in development that's lurking on a live server. IP restriction and/or user authentication to name but two.

A well protected development site on a live server is no different to an admin control panel or similar - even if 'they' realise *something* is there, they have no way to get into it or see what it is.

Google execs protest Italian guilty verdicts

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No

The offending video was hosted on Google Video, if I recall...

US unveils planet-hugging London embassy

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Go

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It may be treehugging but it's got to be better than their current building. I was there a couple of years back and it's a horrible, dreary, run-down, overcrowded, 50's architecture, concrete craphole. According to Wikipedia, it's just been Grade II listed. God knows why.

Mozilla warns of 'Microsoft monoculture' in South Korea

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Joke

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Did I just read the words 'ActiveX' and 'security' in the same sentence?! You do know there's supposed to be a minimum three-sentence buffer between those words?

Aussie net censorship turning Chinese

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Big Brother

High horses

If you believe that the censorship scheme will stop with just kiddie p0rn and won't spread into political censorship, you're an idiot. Enjoy your sandboxed internet, it'll probably be perfect for you.

Opera plays chicken with Apple iPhone police

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Thumb Up

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Good on 'em... but Apple are just going to say that by rendering the 'compressed' mark-up, they're interpreting code.

It's gonna be interesting to watch though.

Google Buzz leaves privacy concerns ringing in ears

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Block it at the firewall or in the hosts file...

Presumably, much like Gmail chat, this annoying pile of privacy destroying crap (sorry, "social networking tool") can be easily and permanently blocked at the firewall. Disallowing all connections to buzz.google.com would be a good start and I'd imagine somebody will pick their service to bits and find any other hosts that should be blocked before too long.

Google Buzz - Gmail mod for the Tweetbook set

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Grenade

Please...

...tell me you can switch it off. I rarely use the web interface anyway but this kind of crap splattered all over it will make it less 'rarely' and more like 'never, ever, even if my life depended on it'.

YouTube use makes up 10% of mobile data

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FTP going the same way as GOPHER

In the context of a study on mobile use, which is probably 95% Facebook, Youtube and p0rno, that's hardly surprising is it? I can't think of many uses for FTP on a mobile device.

I'm sure FTP's usage on the desktop is shrinking too but that's a whole different kettle of fish (i.e. it's use is dropping because it's been superseded, by SFTP for example).

Cheeky French hackers hijack Tata website

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"However, as of half three today, from where we were sitting the site was still showing the "for sale" notice, in both French and English, suggesting Tata's fix had not taken."

Or suggests that you're using a DNS server that has a cached copy of the compromised records which haven't expired yet.

Extreme pr0n suspect has his internet access suspended

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Grenade

Walking free...

"The issue with the bail condition is that, under Human Rights Law, it could well be argued that this condition is itself a punishment, delivered in advance of court hearing and verdict. As such, it may constitute a breach of the Human Rights Act."

and

"However, if the offences were committed on the dates given, Mr Heard ought to walk free: the extreme porn law did not come into being until 26 January 2009 and is not, as far as we are aware, retrospective in its application."

Don't worry, they'll never let the small matter of that awkward thing we call The Law get in the way of thinking of the children/animals/terrorists/etc.

The Borings get another whack at Street View

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YANAL and I'm not either...

...but you appear to be correct. PA criminal trespass law says "A person commits an offense if, knowing that he is not licensed or privileged to do so, he: (i) enters, gains entry by subterfuge or surreptitiously remains in any building or occupied structure or separately secured or occupied portion thereof."

However it also says that if there's a 'No Trespassing' sign then entering is 'defiant trespass' and Google is sunk. But then it'll probably only cost them a buck so no biggy.

http://law.onecle.com/pennsylvania/crimes-and-offenses/00.035.003.000.html

Airport scanners go live today, kids included

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WTF?

Hipocracy

The 'code' says:

"Passengers must not be selected on the basis of personal characteristics"

Therefore, they must be selected at random. Which is kind of at odds with the very next sentence:

"detailed protocols which are not published because, we are told, they contain security sensitive information which includes selection criteria on those chosen for scanning."

So which is it?

Bathroom scale plugs into Google Health

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Stop

All the world's information...

Google really weren't kidding, were they?

Teletext toddles off as licence taken

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Go

Digiworld

Did you ever see the site Mr Biffo and friends launched after Digitiser was axed? It didn't last long but it was an outstanding rendition of Teletext mechanics in the browser (and without resorting to Java either)... Sadly it looks like they blocked the Wayback Machine though so it's consigned to memory now :(

It was at digiworld.tv in (late?) 2004 should anybody have the wherewithal to dig it up from somewhere

Next from Apple: The Pocket iPad

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Heart

One of those articles...

...where the main story is great but some of the comments just make it... Must be Friday... What? It's not? Bugger.

Steve Jobs uncloaks the 'iPad'

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Terrible name. Really...

If I may refer to my previous comment on the iPad name:

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/657478

At 9.7", I can see the appeal a little more than the 7" that was expected... But the lack of open access just puts me right off again. You just know it's going to be locked down tighter than the crown jewels.

So.... Meh.... Again.

Playmobil throws down animation gauntlet

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Heart

Yes!

El Reg must enter! Your Playmobil Re-enactment fan club demands it!

Verified by Visa bitchslapped by Cambridge researchers

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Flame

My bank...

My bank, a large southern US institution with a <ahem> sunny, trusting attitude </ahem> have a particularly unpleasant way of trying to force me into VbV.

Every time I try and make a transaction on a VbV enabled site, I remember that VbV is a pile of steaming shit and click the "not now please" button when it tries to convince me to enrol mid-process by entering a few details that literally dozens of companies and agents, etc, know about me. The transaction always appears to complete as normal but within an hour or so, I get a callback from the bank telling me that "suspicious" card activity has been detected and I then have to confirm the transaction with a call centre idiot instead.

So refusing to join a poorly thought out, poorly implemented programme that's nothing more than security theatre is now, apparently, 'suspicious'.

Entire UK will be on ID database sometime in next 3 millennia

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Re: Re: I meant chipped!

"I would be here for TWELVE millennia..."

Lucky you - you'd get an ID card

Mozilla buries heels on un-YouTube open video

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FAIL

I don't care.

I don't care what codec everybody uses, can we all just settle on the same one please? No? Didn't think so.

HTML5 fails to unify the web as it was meant to. Whoever would've seen that coming, huh?

Wikileaks pledge drive hobbled by PayPal suspension

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Shouldn't use PayPal but it's just not that simple...

Sure, nobody should be using PayPal for their business needs and if anybody signing up for a business account there actually read the terms and conditions where it basically says they can freeze your funds at any time and for pretty much any reason with very little recourse, then far fewer people would use it.

But...

Punters *love* PayPal. Almost everybody has a buyer's PayPal account, even the people who hate it. Ubiquity plus the fact that customers often expect it from small sellers is a nice little self-reciprocating loop for PayPal. Businesses use it because customers expect it and customers have it because for lots of smaller businesses, it's the only payment option. Add to that the media, which has taught the great unwashed to be afraid of small-time companies asking for CC#'s on the internet and PayPal must be rubbing their hands with glee.

The other problem is lack of cost-effective alternatives for small businesses who may only see a sale or two a week. WorldPay is trusted but is a subscription model (when last I checked, anyway) so your small profit disappears and a lot of the other major payment systems, like Google's have the same 'what's yours is ours' attitude as PayPal as well as being limited to certain currencies. Those that perhaps do act a little more ethically towards their business customers face the problem of being small-time and the customers won't trust them and the sellers end up with an inbox full of "do you take PayPal" emails.

It's no good saying businesses shouldn't use PayPal when the punters expect it and there's no genuine competition that doesn't have exactly the same problems.

Google taps Gmail for more clicks with ad tweak

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Heart

You missed one.

IMAP, Firefox and AdblockPlus = magic combo. I rarely use the web interface and when I do (to hunt down an email from 3 years ago, perhaps), ABP kills ads stone dead. Simples.

Microsoft sues TiVo in AT&T solidarity play

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Grenade

I'm obviously in the wrong field.

I clearly should have been a patent lawyer. They must be the only people really profiting from this dumb as hell tit-for-tat behaviour.

Air France offers two-seat deal for fatties

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Pirate

Hmmm...

Cynic-Mode: On

Surely if the customer is being ass-essed at the check in desk, they already have a pretty good idea whether the flight is full or not and can either waive the fee right there and then or obtain a hold for the fee on the customer's CC and only put it through if the flight does turn out to be full.

I'm sure that won't happen, though, and they'll charge the oversized self-loading freight for a second seat regardless and then take 6-8 weeks to refund the amount (by cheque, no doubt), during which time, it's sat in the bank earning a little bit of interest. Multiply that little bit of interest by all the big butts who fly and you've got a nice little earner.

Judge awards Dish Network $51m from satellite pirate

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FAIL

[This title is intentionally blank]

"According to Moody's order, Ward made multiple online posts in which he shared his name, date of birth, telephone number, street address, and email address."

Not the smartest knife in the drawer, huh?

Seems like a heck of a lot of money, too. I wonder how they intend to extract it from him?

So, fail on both sides, really.

Times calls time on NewsNow links

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robots.txt and fair use

robots.txt is voluntary, not enforced (unless they're also blocking access by IP or user agent) so if they are so sure they have a case for fair use, why don't they keep on going and have it out when/if NI take them to court?

Maybe then we could have a final ruling on whether or not linking without consent is OK and end this stupid squabbling.

2016 bug hits Windows phones

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Pint

Re: Not me either

Yes but remember that admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery!

iSlate? I spy more control from Cupertino

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iSlate

At least the idea that it would be called iPad seems to have fallen by the wayside. I always thought that sounded like an incontinence aid.

iStuff is for the people who live in areas governed by Home Owner's Associations - those nightmarish places where the almighty 'rules' govern the colour of your house, the length of your grass, the hours you can cut said grass within, and so on. Some people obviously thrive on living in a controlled environment where somebody else does all the thinking for them. I'm not one of them so I won't be even remotely interested in the iDontCare. I'm sure they'll sell millions though.

Where's the 'meh' icon?

UK air-traffic offers flying-car-style safety gizmo

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Disclaimer

Presumably it will come with a carefully and sternly worded disclaimer written by said lawyers to the effect that the device is merely a guide and that ultimately, if you find yourself becoming a new decoration on a 747's nose, it's entirely your own fault for not knowing where you're going.

Same as an in-car sat nav won't let you use it until you agree that if it tells you to turn down a railway line, you'll remember to ignore it.

Virgin coughs up digital tech support for clueless users

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WTF?

What a crap name.

Seriously, I thought 'Geek Squad' was bad but Virgin Digital Help has got to be the worst name for a company I've ever heard.

RockYou password snafu exposes webmail accounts

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"RockYou has reportedly fixed the issue"

Slam! Went the stable door. Now, has anybody seen my horse?

The Great Aussie Firewall is dead: Long live the firewall

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Jobs Horns

BBC

The BBC's reporting of this story (here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8413377.stm ) makes for interesting reading. In particular this bit:

"A seven month trial in conjunction with internet service providers found the technology behind the filter to be 100% effective."

Oh really? So it blocks access to the naughty sites consistently and accurately without any failures, false positives or loopholes? Riiiiiiiiiiight....

So glad I'm not an Aussie ISP customer right now... Evil Jobs used in lieu of an Evil Conroy icon.

Chocolate Factory does url shortening

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Badgers

Long URL please!

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/9549

Those damn hideous obfuscated URLs get everywhere. This lengthens them back to their former glory/infamy, which is handy. Hopefully support for Google's new serv^H^H^H^H advertising platform will be forthcoming.

Apple responds to Nokia lawsuit, in kind

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Heart

Patenting patent trolling

Halliburton are trying.

See US Patent Application No. 20080270152

and http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/10/halliburton_patent/

El Reg uncovers Tiger Woods tech angle

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Coat

[redacted]

You mean you didn't hire the TSA's Official Redactor to write this story? Shame...

Congressmen steam over Wikileaks TSA breach

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Coat

(untitled too)

> Here's a pre-emptive request: If you're not going to *clean* your house

> before attacking others, at least acknowledge that you're not exactly

> the poster children for liberty...

Oh we're not. If this were Britain, we'd have just stuck the Wikileaks URL(s) on the IWF list and the problem would have magically gone away :)

UK air traffic control goes after Wikileaks

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Re: won't someone think of the trains?

Erm, Google for OTMR. 'Black boxes' are mandatory on all trains on Network Rail lines since Jan '08. They don't record voice (although radio/telephone comms are recorded at the signal box end) but they do record driver actions, several different indicators of speed, engine, braking and safety system states, etc, etc, even down to use of the horn, I believe.

You're right about them being fairly unpopular with drivers though, for fear of witch-hunting.

Webmasters targeted in cPanel look-alike phish

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FAIL

Broken English

I see the dodgy emails are written in trademark 'Phishing Message English'.

How is it that in all these years, the muppets who run these scams haven't realised that they'd fool a lot more people if they understood some fundamentals of grammar?

Dear user of the hostgator.com? Yep, that sounds real...

Google expands plan to run own internet

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OpenDNS ad-laden pages

Aren't they opt-in?

They're at least opt-out-able 'cos I sure as hell haven't seen a single ad-laden response to a mistyped url since I set-and-forget OpenDNS several years ago.

I just don't trust Google on this one.

Google shrinks its door to free WSJ stories, slightly

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Bollocks, this is WSJ's problem, not Google's.

So following the instructions from the Silicon Alley Insider, I was able to find a story that if I attempt to view from within the WSJ website, I see a preview of but that if I attempt to view from a Google search, I see the whole thing (hosted on wsj.com with an identical URL).

So obviously the WSJ are analysing referrers or tracking cookies or something to determine where clicks into story pages originate and serving either the cut down or full version accordingly. If they're too dumb to turn that off and only show full stories to authenticated, paid-up users *and* Google's crawlers (hence still getting the traffic from Google News) then that's their own problem, not Google's.

We need a Stupid Murdoch icon.

DARPA balloon-hunt compo: Stand by for skulduggery

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Happy

Unseen shenanigans...

"You have to ask just how much DARPA, or anyway the rest of us, are actually going to learn here. What is for certain is that some interesting - probably largely unseen - shenanigans seem likely to take place this weekend."

Then again, it could just be, you know, a bit of fun to celebrate an anniversary?

eBay offers compo for search failure

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Grenade

How to annoy buyers in one easy lesson

If I'd bought something during that time, I'd be mighty pissed off right now. eBay doesn't have much credibility left to play with these days but a mass reneging on 'finalised' auctions strips them of even more.

Apple voids warranties over cigarette smoke, users say

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Jobs Horns

Warranty

If it's not 'economical' to repair it under warranty, presumably they've already ordered the customer(s) a new unit?

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