* Posts by Ryan 7

297 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

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Sony seeks 'universal console controller' patent

Ryan 7

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. frightened me quite a bit.

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Windows Phone 7 Series launched

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Megaphone

Looks good!

Loving the "NO DODGY UI OVERLAYS!" message.

Cambridge Council denies iPad plan

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Jobs Horns

£700 for an iPad?

Even worse than I thought!

Linus Torvalds doesn't hate the Googlephone

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Happy

Aaaaaahahahahaaahaha

"This whole thing stinks of people not liking Forking. Forking is important and not a bad thing at all. From my perspective, forking is why the Linux kernel is as good as it is."

Sci-fi and fantasy authors wade into Amazon spat

Ryan 7

Online distribution costs are not Zero, people!

• Server costs

• Initial sale and/or lease

• Bandwidth

• Energy

• Cooling

• Personnel

• Server Admins

• Website coders

• Technical support

• Customer service

• Security (i.e. "Lets not get hacked and then sued for punting pr0n")

• Payment processors

• Lawyers to write the EULAs

• DRM licensing fees (even though we wish they didn't...)

I've probably missed some/loads, but as you can see, the cost of publishing an eBook is not zero!

Sony, Vodafone vie for X10 UK launch first

Ryan 7
Boffin

Everyone's phone has an 18× Digital Zoom

It's called Microsoft Paint.

Microsoft yanks leaked Windows Mobile 6.5 tools

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FAIL

Who wrote this?

A drunk five year old?

You guys need a more thorough copy-editor.

DARPA to build 'needle-in-haystack' detector goggles

Ryan 7

HAX!

HE'S USING AN AIMBOT!

Microsoft sees its chance in Googlephone

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Jobs Horns

WM ships 90% of it's non-enterprise licenses on HTC silicon anyway.

Even the new Sonys are HTC designs. (Sonies? Sony's?)

And from Acer, Asus, Samsung, and Toshiba, I wouldn't expect any of them so stage a coup...

So if Google go HTC-only, it wouldn't be that different!

Italians threaten suit over Windows pre-install

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Jobs Horns

Even IF every pre-built box was available without Windows...

they wouldn't sell more than a few anyway!

It's Apple that are anti-competitive, with their iPod/iTunes lock-in, and their restriction on being able to run OS X on anything other than their hardware. Start with them!

Also, "Microsoft was not immediately available to comment on the threatened class-action lawsuit." - would they really say anything but "We can't comment on an ongoing case" anyway?

All US Army combat units now to include robots

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Terminator

<Title is required>

Miles Bennett Dyson, director of Special Projects at Cyberdyne Systems Corporation, created a revolutionary type of microprocessor in 1994. Within three years Cyberdyne Systems became the largest supplier of military computer systems. All Stealth Bombers were upgraded with Cyberdyne Systems computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterward, the Stealth Bombers flew with perfect operational records, and eventually the Skynet Funding Bill was passed. The system originally went online on August 4th 1997. Human decisions were removed from strategic defense. Skynet began to learn at a geometric rate. It originally became self-aware on August 29th 1997 2:14 am Eastern Time. In the ensuing panic and attempts to shut Skynet down, Skynet retaliated by firing American nuclear missiles at their target sites in Russia. Russia returned fire and three billion human lives ended in the nuclear holocaust.

O2 grovels for London network failure

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Megaphone

They should stop inserting javascript into every page they serve,

AND stop cacheing low-res versions of every image.

We're not on GPRS anymore, Mr.-1990s-network! Total throughput has superceded client link speed as the priority for good user experience, and all your management kit can't hack it. Just push through unmodified data and you won't have to bother with constantly updating your kit to cope with more and more demand!

Japan falls for the iPhone

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Stop

These stats are soooo sampling-biased it's a joke!

Of course the jesus Phone has a huge number of mobile web ad requests - it is far and above the most-promoted platform for mobile browsing!

It doesn't directly relate - hell, it doesn't even correlate - to the number of devices existing and/or in use.

3 billion have suffered Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody'

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Unhappy

Bloody PRS...

Money-grabbing b*****ds!

Intel Larrabee letdown leaves HPC to Nvidia's Fermi

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FAIL

O_o

"You need error correction? Run two 5870 cards beside each other (or one 5970) and compare the results."

That's not error correction. That's redundancy & *unreliable* error checking. ECC is a parity checksum built in to the memory module, which has the effect making them 9-bits-to-the-byte.

With the sheer amount of data being pushed through HPC solutions, the cost of the hardware pales in comparison to world-class accuracy. Not a Radeon fanboy's homebrew "lets just have two then" hot air.

Cisco pumps out iPhone security app

Ryan 7

So...

It's just a proprietary version of a SNMP client?

Move along, nothing to see here.

T-Orange won't share the airwaves

Ryan 7

Easy!

Just force T-Orange to sell some spectrum to 3 for a fair price set by an un-biased third party.

The only thing stopping me fron jumping from O2 to 3 is that O2 have the most consistent signal...

Apple voids warranties over cigarette smoke, users say

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Stop

As a repair monkey at an indie shop

I have to agree that f***ing your machine with smoke is no different that f***ing your machine with a fall onto a concrete floor.

It's the customer that broke it, so they should pay to fix it!

And on the health risk point, I don't have a problem with doing that type of repair, but it is pretty horrible inside a smoker's machine. And it smells.

NASA maps Mars with child labor web games

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Thumb Up

@MacroRodent & @Tom Chiverton 1

Moonlight is the non-MS open-source client for Silverlight

Intel Israel rolls out the barbed wire

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FAIL

Are these the same Jewish Israelis...

who get so hot under the collar about Muslims trying to foist *their* religious beliefs on others?

Google Docs set for 'get rid of' Office moment

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Stop

@AC (2009-11-14 17:17)

Paint *is* useful, goddamnit!

Sarko caught short in Irish VIP footie box shocker

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@ Mark A

I came here to say almost exactly what you did!

Aussie atheists knocked offline

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FAIL

@Paul Rogers

Athiest mate, not Anarchist.

X-D

Academics gripe about Windows 7 promo collapse

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Coat

Well they're clearly not using the latest software!

They should get that new Windows 7 and then try the download - it's much more stable!

Former FBI agent slams defence tactics in McKinnon case

Ryan 7

If the UK courts have declined to prosecute

Surely there isn't sufficient evidence of a crime?

Airport rethinks strip-scanner for kids

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FAIL

FFS you retards!

It's millimetre waves, not X-rays!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Electromagnetic-Spectrum.png

Finland grants 5.2m souls the right to 1Mb internet

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Black Helicopters

France says net access is a human right?

Unless you download torrents three times, of course!

45th Mersenne prime revealed

Ryan 7

It's certainly impressive,

but what sort of usefulness does it have?

I mean, you could never complete the series as numbers just go on forever, so surely this sort of effort being spent on something must be of value, right?

If it's just for bragging rights, or for the sake of it, then I'm very confused as to why $100,000 would be given away for it...

NASA tweaks killer asteroid's trajectory of death

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Boffin

Information

"it is expected that the 2068 encounter will diminish in probability as more information about Apophis is acquired"

Such as... whether or not it hits in 2036?

Microsoft plays ads-funded Office 2010 Starter gambit

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FAIL

We already have medialess licence kits

for Office 2007... but as they cost nearly as much as a 3-license retail copy that needs the existing preinstalled copy to be uninstalled before use, they have been an inconvenient waste of time.

Pricing needs to be incentivisingly low for it to work...

Super 'sun-hot' plasma rocket in fullbore bench test triumph

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Joke

@Your alien overlord

Ever heard of Thrust Reversers?

Naked iPod touch dangles its FM radio

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Thumb Up

@shaunm

Absolutely right!

Whereas the process for Windows Mobile is so much better!

Step 1: Buy device

Step 2: Go to xda-developers

Foxconn working on 'sub-£100' ARM-based Linux netbooks

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WTF?

Damnit!

You just made me check the exchange rate!

Also @Uncle Slacky:

All the cool kids use !=

;¬)

Windows Mobile 7 feature details mined

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Stop

Errrr...

What a load of bulls**t.

I've got all of those features (bar a compass) on my WM6.1 Touch Diamond 2. And there's no reason a compass couldn't be supported in WM6.1.

Microsoft pimps bogus Windows 7 'launch parties'

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Megaphone

FREE STUFF!

WOO HOO!

New IIS attacks (greatly) expand number of vulnerable servers

Ryan 7

Every time I read that as ISS,

and then wonder who would be attacking it

Intel says data centers much too cold

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CRAC dealers?

Really?

How to run Mac OS X on a generic PC

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Jobs Horns

@Chris Pearson

That's for the upgrade version. Full version doesn't have pricing yet.

Vote now to name El Reg space plane

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Unhappy

MR SPLASHY PANTS

^ I demand this as an option

IE icon too familiar for Microsoft EU settlement?

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FAIL

Oh FFS

What's next? Making Renault offer Vauxhall windscreens at the showrooms?

Let Microsoft offer whatever finished code they want! True competition will gain market share because people want it (ahem... Firefox... ahem), not because they are forced to invite the ugly kid to their party!

NASA promises 'greatly improved' Moon landing footage

Ryan 7
Pirate

So pretty much

from:

Apollo.11.Moon.Landings.1969.CAM.NAsA

to:

Apollo.11.Moon.Landings.1969.TVRip.NAsA.REPACK

Please Seed!

$1m for seethrough vidspecs in DARPA VR war-graffiti plan

Ryan 7
Grenade

As seen on:

Space Marines! In every film and FPS I've ever seen them in!

Boomerang attack against AES better than blind chance

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Joke

"Cryptographic researchers have uncovered a chink in the armour of the widely used AES algorithm."

That's an incredibly offensive way to describe a Chinese hacker...

Apple patents karaoke lessons

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Gates Halo

Well... these three are already done by Windows Mobile:

# provide audio touchscreen feedback for either visually impaired users or those involved in don't-look-now activities such as driving;

# allow an electronic device to issue specific user-selectable commands in response to your fingerprints; and

# seamlessly and transparently switch phone calls on the fly between cellular and VoIP services.

Designer pitches flat-pack power plug

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@ Glen Turner

No, the Earth DOES connect first, NOT simultaneously.

You're right about US plugs being no better than bare wire ;¬). Schuko seem pretty good, though.

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Thumb Down

Arrrgh no!

There's nothing wrong with the other folding pins type near the front of the video. Only about 8mm fatter than this one!

Trust a Macbook Airhead to sacrifice safety for MOAR THINNAR!

Oh, and Good Luck™ getting BS1363 certified! UK plugs are regarded as the safest in the world for a reason, folks.

'Bionic ear' can detect Wi-Fi, FM,GPS signals simultaneously

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Joke

Pah!

They had RFC's for Ethernet back in the 70's!

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