* Posts by Paul 25

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Welsh yobs clobbered by cross-dressing cage fighters

Paul 25
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Go Sarah, sod off Carl 4

I've never thought of El Reg as an IT News site, more a news site for IT people, with the kind of stuff we are interested in, not just IT stuff. It's a subtle distinction.

I've been reading for about ten years (or there abouts), and the reason I keep coming back is stuff like this. The last thing I want is the Register turning into some turgid IT site that spends its entire time talking about RAID controllers.

More Lewis, and more Bootnotes please :)

Oh, and this story just made my afternoon.

Mines the one with the dictionary in the pocket... to look up "enervating".

Flash goes native on iPhone

Paul 25
Stop

If flash makes it to the iPhone

I hope it isn't written by the same team that gave us Flash for OS X, that thing is an utter resource hog. On my three year old MacBook (not new, but far from underpowered) playing a movie off YouTube uses about 90% CPU.

On the iPhone you'd get about ten minutes of play before the battery ran flat :/

Having said that, I would prefer to have it than not have it, just make it not suck please, ta.

Nokia reinvigorates Wireless Power Consortium

Paul 25
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Who are these *really* lazy people?

I just can't work out what the pressing need is for this stuff.

If it was true, long-range, Tesla style, wireless power then I could see the point: walk into a room and you phone immediately starts getting a charge but can still be moved around.

These inductive pads still tie your phone/laptop to a specific place, which will still have a cable running to it (to power the pad).

All this appears to save you is the couple of seconds that it takes to plug in the device.

The funny thing is that this inductive charging is actually less useful. My mp3 player is currently plugged in while I'm listening to it, and I can pick it up to operate it and it will carry on charging. Do that with an inductive charger and you'll be running on batteries again, unless you pick yo the inductive pad as well.

Am I being thick? Is there some genuine benefit to this, other than saving a matter of seconds a day?

Gas mask bra secures Ig Nobel prize

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I love the Ignobles

It's a shame that a lot of the press (excluding El Reg) miss the point of them. In their own words:

"Improbable research is research that makes people laugh, and then think"

It's not just sill science stories which the press then utterly misrepresent. A good example was the outrage that Defra spent money researching that ducks like showers. They were actually researching the best ways to improve hygiene on duck farms to reduce disease and improve animal welfare.

Of course all the papers could do was shout "Tax money spent to prove ducks like water!". And they wonder why scientists don't like the media.

While a lot of stuff in the ignobles seems weird or silly at first glance, when you actually look into it they are often quite interesting. And they often demonstrate the importance of researching things that are obscure, odd, or otherwise niche, and not just how to make the next shiny gadget.

Hands off our boffins!

Paul 25

Sigh - missing the point about research

So many of the technologies that we now take for granted have come about through pure blue-sky research which didn't set out with a concrete aim, but with the target of understanding more about the world.

If all you do is fund research into using what we already know, then you will be at a severe disadvantage to other nations who are doing pure research. When they discover the next big thing guess who is going to best able to make the most of it? It won't be us, we'll still be working on the last big thing and won't have anyone able to work on the new stuff.

The reason we are so big in bio-tech is partly because there are many UK based research groups doing the blue-sky pure research, who are then able to feed this knowledge into the commercial stuff. Without that we'd be dependent of other people to come up with the new stuff in order to follow them.

This is something the US has generally understood. A lot of their research, like that conducted by DARPA is very long-sighted, has few real short term gains, but means they can make the most of it fifteen years down the line when some of the whackier ideas suddenly become feasible.

Once again, short sighted politicians and business types are selling the future for short term gains and a few shiny gadgets.

Colour me surprised.

Swedish parents win right to name sprog 'Q'

Paul 25

Simple answer for these cases...

If you want to name your kid something stupid you can, but they get immunity from prosecution if they kill you in later life due to mental instability bought on by a life of mockery.

Simplez

Cosmic rays hit Space Age high

Paul 25

Surely satellites are safe?

I was under the impression that most/all satellites used rad hardened chips with redundant circuits and built in checking systems?

I seem to remember that being the reason that Hubble got upgrade to a 486 about a decade ago (can't remember exactly), when the state of the art at the time was much faster Pentiums: the 486 in question was thoroughly rad hardened.

Or is this only the case for top of the range sats, and cheaper ones are at the mercy of cosmic chance?

Bank snafu Gmail missive never opened

Paul 25

"the wrong Gmail account"

Does that imply there was a "right Gmail account" to send highly sensitive data to?

Yikes!

Duff DAB, megamogs and ass-assassins: Your thoughts

Paul 25
Grenade

Oi!

I'll have my lawyers on you for libel for suggesting such a heinous thing. Shopping in Currys is up there with kiddy fiddling and listening to James Blunt in the league of shame.

I didn't say I *shopped* in Currys (or Dixon's as I still think of it), I just go in there to try out the radios in the hope that they've actually improved.

I swear most of the people in our Currys just go in there to take a look at things in the flesh, and then go home and order them online. That and annoying the staff with blindingly stupid questions.

There aren't many gadget shops in Bath, we take what we can get (or go to Bristol). There's a choice of Comet, Currys, or M&S's TV section. Not great :(

Oh, and I concur, DAB is German one-handed truck-driving technique.

Talking DAB and the future of radio

Paul 25

Funny thing about quality...

My usual station of choice is Radio 4.

You'd think that quality would be less of an issue with it than a music station, but you'd be wrong.

Periodically I go into my local Curry's and try out the DAB sets there, few of which are less than £50, and most require mains for any sensible period of listening.

They all sound like the presenters are talking from beneath a pillow. We have decent reception, there is no garbling or breakup of the sound, it just sounds utterly flat. Weirdly this is much more noticeable when listening to speech than music.

It all compare very badly against my £10 Sony FM set that I use in the bathroom, which picks up the signal without problems, sounds absolutely fine, and lasts for three months or so on a pair of cheap rechargeable AAs (and has been repeatedly dropped without any problems).

I really just don't get what benefit I'm supposed to get from DAB in its current incarnation. I know what station I'm listening to, I know what I'm listening to (that's what the DJ is for), and I don't need to retune while on the road (surely that is what RDS is for).

This guy *really* needs to stop believing his own BS.

Very underwhelmed by it all.

And please stop all this bollocks about listening to the Radio through the TV. I don't want to have my TV or computer on all the time, just to have the radio on in the background. iPlayer is great when I'm at work or otherwise using a computer, but not terribly useful while in the shower, or making my breakfast.

Pull the plug on Pandas, declares BBC man

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Got to agree with him on the Pandas and Civil Servants

If the panda was a form of giant cockroach, it would have gone extinct decades ago. It needs to eat an utterly useless food almost constantly to stay alive, and doesn't like sex.

There are far more important species (e.g. the bee, lots of amphibians) which appear to be going extinct at a disturbing rate, but because they are not cute and cuddly it's hard to get people interested. It's hard to get people worked up about insects and fish being wiped out, despite them being utterly critical to the rest of the system.

The irony is that without these lower order animals, half the higher order species will die out anyway, no matter how much people try to save them.

Oh, and pass the flamethrower....

Hyatt signs up to EU binding corporate rules for data transfers

Paul 25
WTF?

Sooo....

Given all the hoops you apparently have to jump through to move data oversees, can someone explain how all those oversees call-centres work?

Is there some loophole that allows you to use thin-client style systems where the data all resides in the UK, but the operator is looking at it in India (or wherever)?

Student loans company says 'we're not overloaded'

Paul 25
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The cost of education these days

@Rob

You do realise that you have to pay your several thousand pounds tuition fees upfront from these loans?

Guessing you (like me) went to uni before you had to start paying £3k a year (plus top-up fees) for the pleasure of shit lecturers and substandard facilities, on top of having enough money to live.

The really dumb thing about this is that the hardest hit will be exactly the poorer kids who the government were supposed to be encouraging into higher education.

All the middle class kids will get mummy and daddy to sub them the money until the loan comes in.

Doctor Who fans name best episode ever

Paul 25

Personally I love the audio plays

I've recently started listening to the Big Finish audio episodes. While some of them are a bit by the numbers, many of them are absolutely terrific.

And of course, being audio, the pictures are *much* better :) There are no clunky special effects in my head. A lot of the story-lines are much grander than you could possibly get away with on TV since it's all in your head. Some of them are genuinely very scary as well, but you can't hide behind the sofa.

Worth checking out.

Ford says new Taurus 'is fitted with stealth fighter radar'

Paul 25

For "targets", read "contacts"

@Pete 2

For a radar, not everything you track is something you want to shoot down, sometimes it's your own people (which I guess for the yanks might be the same thing).

And just because you can't shoot them all down, doesn't mean you don't want to keep a bloody good eye on them. They rarely fly solo, so the destructive capability of a single plane in combat is pretty irrelevant when considering the number of contacts you want to track.

Also, you missed the bit in the article about it's spreadspectrum facility helping to keep it "stealthy" (which doesn't mean totally invisible to radar, just much harder to spot and track).

Cyclists give TV chef a Wikikicking

Paul 25

Obviously not very bright

Not sure that printing a description of how you drove without due care and attention/consideration (to the point of causing people to crash off the road) in a national newspaper is a smart way to go.

If I were one of cycling organisations I'd find the cyclists in question and then prod the plod to prosecute rather than pratting around on wikipedia.

Having said that, I agree with him to a point.

Current advice is that you should cycle in a position such that people notice you (i.e two abrest, or near the middle of the lane), HOWEVER you are then supposed to note that people are following you and let them pass, not just carry on your slow and merry way, blocking the road.

As a non-lycra-wearing, red-light obeying, law-observing, occasional cyclists, the condom clad peddlers really get my back up, because they annoy so many other people, who then assume that we are all the same.

Some of us actually remember what we learnt in our cycling proficiency lessons at school.

And why *IS* a tosser of a chef reviewing a car? Jeeze, the Mail really are scraping the barrel.

IWF takes 'pragmatic' stance on level one images

Paul 25

Can The Reg find out more?

Can you please find out more about that case you've now mentioned twice in these articles?

"...a recent case where pictures were taken of children clothed and with parents present. Despite courts accepting that there was no paedophilic intent on the part of the photographer, a guilty verdict was still upheld."

That is such a bizarre summary of the case that I can't help thinking that there was some other factors at play. The summary essentially says "despite not having committed a crime, they were found guilty of one anyway", which just doesn't sound right.

I get the feeling that there is much more this case than is being mentioned in these articles, and by vaguely alluding to it in this way paints the situation as stranger than it may actually turn out to be on closer inspection. The way it has been summarised here, it looks like a miscarriage of justice, or at best the law being a right ass (possibly the judge had no choice due to the way the law is written). However without more background it it impossible to tell if it was actually entirely reasonable.

So, either give us more info on the case, or please stop mentioning it and inflaming the issue *possibly* unnecessarily.

Apple confirms 28 August is Snow Leopard day

Paul 25

UK Pricing

@ Vision

Remember that US prices don't include VAT.

A straight USD -> GBP gives, £17.5800194

Add 15% and that ends up as £20.22 (rounding up to nearest penny).

So still £4.78 more than it should be, which is a bit annoying, but hardly going to break the bank.

Channel 4 to go 3D

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@jimmy

With moving footage, rather than still images, it is possible to build up a depth model of the footage based on the way objects move in the field of view.

You can also to analysis of the images and glean a certain amount of depth information based on shadow and texture.

Modern image analysis is actually more advanced than many people realise.

This is one of those areas where CSI is not quite so far-fetched. The main difference is that it normally takes some pretty impressive computer grunt to process and quite a bit of time, rather than the few key-presses and a five second process time for the boys at CSI.

With the 1953 footage of the queen it is entirely possible that this was originally shot in 3D (hence the "rare" comment). There have been 3D systems kicking around for quite some time. Before the coloured glasses systems were invented there were viewer based systems where you looked into something akin to a pair of binoculars and the two sets of footage were fed to each eye. If this is the case, it would just be necessary to convert it to the amber/blue system, which should be pretty straight-forward.

Tesla Model S poses for cameras

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Pretty

@yinn

Agreed on the BMW-alike, especially the lights.

Still very pretty though :o)

With the 300mile extended range battery I can see this being a nice package (assuming you have a garage to charge it in).

At least Tesla are pushing things forward (albeit a bit slowly) in the leccy car field rather than ponsing around with silly hybrids that don't actually get the efficiencies they claim.

Battery tech is advancing very quickly at the moment, and workable ulta-capacitors are about a decade away, so I think the range will become much less of an issue in the next few years. It will take a while, but I fully expect to be driving a leccy car in about 20-30 years time.

Trade body loses laptop full of driving conviction data

Paul 25
WTF?

Eh?

Putting the issue of security measures to one side for a moment...

Why would a "trade body" need details of driving offence convictions, and the personal details of 37,000 people?

And why was it on a laptop in the first place?

Also, until companies start getting properly fined for stuff like this, they won't bother to act responsibly. The worst the ICO seems to give out is a mild rebuke, which is just not good enough.

Aussie Sex Party bursts upon political stage

Paul 25
Happy

"orgiastic notions"

@Mike 119

I don't know what they are, but it would be fun to find out

Hitachi releases mini Nas adaptor for USB HDDs

Paul 25

Supplier?

Does anyone know a supplier of the NAS box? I've been waiting for someone to release something like this for ages. Something simple, that will let me plug any old drive into it, and stick it on the network.

iPod fingered in car inferno

Paul 25

Whatever the cause...

... surely that should not cause an "inferno"? Is car upholstery not fire proof?

You can't buy a sofa that will catch fire that easily, so why do Saabs appear to be highly flammable?

Counter terror cops prep for recession funding squeeze

Paul 25

"Counter terror cops prep for recession funding squeeze"

Counter terror cops prep for recession funding squeeze....

by making sure there is the inevitable uproar in the press about government cutting funding for police terrorism squads, leading to firm commitments from the major parties that they are "thinking of doing no such thing, and will protect counter-terror funding", for fear of being labelled as "soft on terror".

Seems like a nice bit of political manoeuvring by Yates of the Yard to protect his budget.

iPhone v Pre - the celebrity smartphone deathmatch

Paul 25
Pint

@bazza

No, because no-one charges you a monthly fee to use your Mac.

Remember, Apple gets a slice of your iPhone contract every month (at least from some carriers).

It's the same reason that you had to pay for the OS update for the iPod Touch.

Paul

Ruby shines in North American developer survey

Paul 25
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@ nick 58

I've not used modern Python recently (it's on my "must do" list) but I've been using Ruby for a while, both within Rails and standalone, and it is a really pleasant language to develop in. It's a little different from many others, it is *very* object oriented, taking much from SmallTalk and Objective-C (although thankfully not the hideous syntax).

I've also heard lots of good things about the current Python from friends.

Interestingly, they are both taking good ideas from each other, it's been a good example of competition spurring innovation. However, it's been spurring efforts to make the languages "nicer" and "cleaner" rather than try and shoe-horn features in.

I experimented with Python about 7 years ago, but I found some of it deeply hacky (syntactically speaking), however I believe things are much better now. I was very impressed that the Python guys were willing to dump backwards compatibility in version 3 rather than go down the Perl route and turn it into a giant ugly ball of muck (I code in Perl mostly).

This survey on the other hand is meaningless.

Fiancée discovers boyf is grumble flick stud

Paul 25

Dumb schmuck

"I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."

Riiiight.

It's a bit hard to ask you to stop if you neglect to tell her.

Home Office kicks ID cards into touch

Paul 25

Well, that's made my morning :o)

This has put me in a better mood for the day.

I'm still curious as to exactly what remains, and what the Tories will carry on with. There is still the database, and the whole biometric passport stuff. I can't help thinking we will still end up with some of the worst aspects of the ID card scheme, but without the more public elements.

Barclays IT systems have a strop

Paul 25

Is this just Barclays ATMs?

Or is it any ATM when used by a Barclays customer?

Either way, rather shonky.

/me puts bet on it being a fat-finger moment.

Pressure group demands UK apes China net filter plan

Paul 25

"a global agreement on what constitutes acceptable content"

Riiight, so you are going to get the Iranians and Dutch to agree on what is acceptable?

Can I have some of whatever they are taking, it's obviously strong stuff.

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