* Posts by Thomas 4

1519 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

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Labour MP experiences nasty video shock horror

Thomas 4

Oh, f***

Australia Syndrome strikes these shores.

Is it art or is it pr0n? Australia decides it's ALL filth

Thomas 4
FAIL

Dear Lord....

Australia is rapidly disappearing up its own backside as it tries desperately to shield its citizens from everyday life. This new law will have some extremely unpleasant fallout, not just from artists but other mediums that use nudity as an artform. A recent game I played called The Void has a large number of nude figures in it, although unusually for a game, these most definitely fall within artistic bounds than voyueristic. The recent changes in the law will prevent such games becoming available there.

I applaud Rebellion's approach to the issue - rather than release an edited down version of the new Alien vs Predator game, they simply refused to release it there, pausing only to make an extremely derogatory remark about Australian censorship.

Naked scans: Net cries nude-o-geddon

Thomas 4
Coat

Perspective

"However, that doesn't mean that the introduction of full-body scanners - particularly with regard to younger travellers - isn't going to raise some uncomfortable issues; not least for Gordon Brown."

Or indeed the poor bastard watching the nude-ray as Gordon Brown passes through customs. Mine's the one with the lead-lined glasses in the pocket, thanks.

25kg of cocaine hits Spanish supermarket shelves

Thomas 4
Alert

Intruiging idea sir....

....how exactly would such a measurement work?

Do you take the volume of the banana to be simply the fruit, or fruit plus skin? Do you use the term bunch for dealing with large quantities of drugs based on the Banana scale?

Googlephone debuts Jan. 5, says everyone but Google

Thomas 4

Is it me....

....or does the logo for Android look similar to the imps that Ben Croshaw uses in his bile-spewing Zero Punctuation reviews?

Lawyers scared of computers

Thomas 4

Oustanding idea sir...

...perhaps we can recycle the lawyers remains to grow more trees as well!

Ten grand - the cost of iPhone-induced sobriety

Thomas 4
FAIL

£10,000?!

For something a first year programming student could bang out in about a day?

I need to find myself a government sponsered software development company to work for.

Critics aim to sink Titanic ice cubes

Thomas 4
Pint

Distasteful...

I disagree - it depends on what you fill the glass with.

Pig plague alert: Our safe sex guide

Thomas 4
IT Angle

I salute you, Mr Haines....

Just when I thought the content on El Reg couldn't become any more depraved, you once again, excel yourself.

o7

Modern Warfare 2 hit by anti-gay claim

Thomas 4
Unhappy

Oh for the love of God....

Won't somebody *please* think of the innocent little 10 year olds that might be playing this game? This unnecessary slur will hammer home the idea that homophobia is alright!

First Android 2.0 smartphone arrives in UK

Thomas 4
Thumb Up

I've been waiting for this announcement..

...please, El Reg, can you do us a review of this thing before the offer expires, so that we know whether to take advantage of it?

The return of the Psion-sized PC

Thomas 4

Hmmmm.....

Having met Ewan once or twice at a couple of AllAboutSymbian meets, its safe to say the enthusiasm and determination for a project such as this is there but launching with a Windows device was not the smart thing to do.

As stated above, the £500 price tag is also offputting, especially given the decreasing prices of netbooks.

If they managed to remake something like the Revo Plus, with its fine portability, efficient OS and god-like battery life for £200 or under, I'd snap one up in a second. Until then, keep me posted.

El Reg receives message from planet 'Female Pigeon'

Thomas 4

Names already being drawn from outside Greek/Roman myths

Shame on you all. You call yourselves geeks and yet no-one has mentioned that Rama from the Arthur C Clarke novels is drawn from Hindu mythology?

Mel Gibson to put hand up Jodie Foster's Beaver

Thomas 4
IT Angle

While the Moderatrix's away.....

...the commentards will play.

I can't help but feel that Aaron Kampf needs a suitable nickname for taking up the temporary role of comment scrutineer in Miss B's abscence. Suggestions after the beep....

<beep>

TechCrunch dubs Linux a 'big ol’ bag of drivers'

Thomas 4
Linux

Not bad...

....an unusually well thought-out and reasoned article from TD. Unfortunately, its not just tech writers such as the one the article mentions that will be hailing Chrome as the next coming of Jesus. Once the mainstream media gets a whiff of a real challenger to the Microsoft crown, they will be Googasming everywhere as well.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against any form of operating system - I'll try any OS once to see how well it works. However, unless Google can persuade the big hardware manufacturers like Nvidia and the like to write easily installable, effective and compatible drivers for Chrome then this exercise will get as far as the netbook market and little further.

Vulture Central unleashes RegPad™

Thomas 4
FAIL

I'm sorry

...but these images are quite clearly photoshopped.

Gamer embezzles virtual cash to settle real debts

Thomas 4

Wolves from sheep

You can certainly tell who plays Warcraft and who plays Eve in these comments. Most of the Eve player base shrug this off as a day in the life, after all, its chicken feed compared to the notorious days of the Guiding Hand Social Club - their heist claimed about $17,000 in various assets and they were hired to do it!

Warcraft players see this as some kind of grevious sin because the game takes numerous steps to protect you from scamming, fraud and variously screwing over your guildmates. And to the attention of the poster suggesting that CCP would just replace the cash, no sir, they wouldn't. Its one of the chief things that separates Eve from other MMOs - once its gone, it stays gone.

Anyway, I'm ranting like a fanboy. Virtual currency, after all, is serious business.

The Times kills off blogger anonymity

Thomas 4

@Well "blogging" done, Times

The guide really appealled to my bitter and cynical side. Too bad the blog was taken down, I'd have liked to have read more of it.

Futurama back from dead again

Thomas 4
Boffin

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

<glare>

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