* Posts by The Original Ash

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Android goes PAYG

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Resolution

320x480 screen, just so you know. Seems reasonable for the price.

HTC Touch 2 Windows Mobile 6.5 smartphone

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WTF?

Wow, a crippled Manila UI

I've used WinMobile 6.5 and Manila 2.1 and Sense 2.5 (the HTC interfaces) on my Touch Diamond 2 for two months, and not used the stylus for anything except working with some custom applications (developed for non-touch versions of WinMobile).

Hell, you can CLEARLY see on the first page that there aren't 6 favourites in the contact screen, but 9 at least. You can see the three just above the Manila Tab strip; It scrolls when you slide your thumb / finger up the screen, and in fact holds 15 favourite contacts.

The Programs tab differs from the Start menu in that, again, it offers many Favourite applications at locations you choose instead of all applications in one long menu.

The WinMobile alarm interface you have a screen shot of I've not seen since ordering the phone; Manila comes with a custom app which controls the time, alarm sound, day of the week to set the alarm for, a description, all from a thumb-friendly interface.

The only let down I can think of is the screen; 320x240 is rubbish. Still, there are QVGA resolution cooked ROMs at [shamelessplug] forums.xda-developers.com [/shamelessplug] or there will be *very* soon...

GCHQ outsources net snooping... to EDS

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Grenade

I've said this before, I'll say it again...

Referendum, referendum, referendum...

Spycatchers accuse nuke boffin of selling secrets to 'Mossad'

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Approached by the FBI?

I take it America's entrappment laws don't cover National Security investigations.

Like "Where does the President spend a lot of his time? I'll give you $5000 for this information."

"Uhhh, the White House?"

"FREEZE! FBIYOUAREUNDERARRESTFORTERRORISMDONOTPASSGOPROCEEDDIRECTLYTOFEDERALPITAPRISON."

Toilet texting not a faux pas, declares Intel

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Taking a leaf from Slashdot...

Oblig Penny Arcade reference:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/23/

Fast USB 2.0 Flash Drives

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Unhappy

No OCZ drives?

My OCZ ATV 4GB is fast and sturdy; Been around the washing machine more times than I care to remember.

Neanderthal woman could whup Schwarzenegger

The Original Ash

And what happened to these peoples?

They were conquered by those who were more technologically or tactically advanced; Brain over brawn. Let's see our Aboriginal friends throw a spear further or accurately than a modern rifle can fire, or a Roman legion defeat a single Army grunt armed with an M60 and 500 yards of open field.

I'd love to see the tacticians of the middle ages against our current lot. "Send word by carrier pigeon... Oh, they've already anticipated our manoeuvres! Send another word... They've done it again! It's almost as though they can send messages instantly over great distances..."

Survival of the fittest does not mean the most agile, strongest, or fastest. It's the one with the edge over the other.

UK fatties demand 'hate crime' status for lardo-baiting

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Coat

Surely, that's...

full-figured disclosure.

Lloyds TSB's online banking system shows no love for Firefox

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FAIL

Aaaand the Netscape website...

... Encourages you to download Firefox!

http://browser.netscape.com/

iPhone saves woman from bear

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Joke

Best to play dead

When faced with bears^H^H^H^H^H Apple Employees.

Trojan plunders $480k from online bank account

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FAIL

@Big-nosed Pengie

Your analogy is FUD. Shut up.

Microsoft Windows is at fault because xp issues "admin by default" user accounts, up until Windows Vista.

The rest is user error. Idiot computer users who download and install patches regularly, who download and run "superscreensaverboobies.exe" from an anonymous email, or who suffer drive-by attacks from poorly configured browsers (My pr0n won't load! I need unsigned ActiveX and Javascript to run it! AMAGAD OPEN OPEN OPEN!). Note that it could be IE, Firefox, Opera; They'll all do it if told to by the USER.

Your analogy is not accurate. What it should be is:

Motor car X is the most popular model on the market. Everyone can get it, it's easy to refuel, service, and comfortable to drive. It almost drives itself. The trouble is people take this for granted, and let it run away sometimes, causing accidents. It also has an idiots guide to tuning the engine, meaning folks who know about it can get the best performance, but idiots who use it end up wrecking the engine and costing themselves lots of money. Because there are more on the road of this model, there are more accidents. It's a direct correlation. These cars are also have an automated tool to bypass the immobiliser, but this is broken every month or so (Every second tuesday, actually) which means the bad guys need to update too.

Motor car Y is a kit car. It comes in a default configuration which runs 99% of the time, but it starts with a rattle that the owner doesn't like. He also notices that the headlights, indicators, and rear wiper don't work immediately. There is no idiot guide to maintenance; He has to ask other owners. These owners reply with "OMGLULZ U R N00BX0rZ GO BACK TO CAR X, TARD!" and shun him. He is left to read documents written by people who more than likely have qualifications in automotive maintenance. He has difficulty understanding it, and gives up. Car X was so much easier to drive.

Get it?

Video games linked to ADD? Say it ain't ooh butterfly

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FAIL

Are they sure...

... That the game players were just used to being more engaged, and considered the "game" provided by the researchers to be BORING?!

Correlation!=causation.

Science fail.

Child porn threat to airport's 'virtual strip search' scanners

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Right...

So naturist websites are hosting illegal photos, and colonies are groups of perverts.

They might be looked upon a little oddly in winter, but I can't see the logic myself...

Apple breaks jailbreakers' hearts with iPhone 3GS patch

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Jobs Horns

Which is exactly why...

... I went with Windows Mobile.

DRM is for suckers.

Acer unveils Android-based 'Liquid' A1

The Original Ash

Dimensions?

Looks slightly taller and wider than the HTC Topaz, roughly same thickness. Screen looks larger, though. 3.4" / 3.6"?

Aerial laser gunboat 'burns hole in fender' of moving car

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FAIL

Define "moving"

Motorised wheelchairs "move" but I wouldn't necessarily consider shooting one of those with a high-powered energy weapon particularly useful.

Come back when it can remove ( or at least warp beyond the possibility of firing) the barrel from a M1 Abrams at 20km in less than 3 seconds. Then I'll be impressed.

London techies get kit off for charity

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Joke

@AC (Anonymous Coward)

Fully chilled, I hope.

Microsoft ropes in Family Guy to pimp Windows 7

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FAIL

Oh wow...

The only thing I remember about the most recent Family Guy episode was how many rape, disability, racist, and sexist jokes their were.

Microsoft Windows 7: Simple, for all the family. As long as they're homosexual paraplegics falling down stairs while engaging in forced sex.

Fanbois howl over data-munching Snow Leopard bug

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FAIL

@Charles Manning

Anybody who's used computers for more than 60 seconds, and has an ounce of common sense.

I typically put the common sense quota of most lusers at around the same sort of scale as the LHC is attempting to observe.

Fanboi fail. Always backup.

'Hack Idol' to find top UK cyberwarriors

The Original Ash
Black Helicopters

*Shifty eyes*

<_< >_> <_<

IT'S A TRAP!

ATM pays out credit for unwanted gadgets

The Original Ash
FAIL

Yeah, or...

Take some photos of your own, determine the value with some google-fu, and earn non store dependent vouchers by posting it on eBay.

The only devices this will see are non-working models over 3 years old.

Business model fail.

Twitter bans security maven for sharing naughty link

The Original Ash
WTF?

Twitter has some useful applications

You can use it to find out when your favourite musician uses the bathroom, what colour his / her wee was, and if they used soap when washing their hands.

I don't see the appeal...

Large Hadron boffin arrested on terrorism suspicion

The Original Ash
Grenade

I'm @AC (Re: Please Arrest Me)

Oh no! I read a comment written by a person who posted on the same website as someone who went to school with someone who now works for the PLO!

OH CRAP! I FORGOT TO POST ANONYMOUSLY! *Cowers in terror*

Oh no! I said terror!

Agh! I did it again!

Waaa! I selected the grenade icon!

Nvidia halts future Intel chipset development

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Welcome

Fine!

I'll buy AMD / ATI for my next upgrade. This, and the crippling of PhysX processing off-GPU (more a principle thing for me) has put me off nVidia. I'm due for an upgrade, too...

I, for one, welcome my new AMD processor and graphics card combination!

Nissan demos leaning e-car

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FAIL

Carver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KhABgoss0M

A year ago, has seating for two.

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Ah...

Two things; Firstly, It was 200*3*, not 2008 as the video suggests, that the Carver was first shown. Secondly, Carver went bust, but the tech company is still going.

iSnack 2.0 morphs into Cheesybite

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WTF?

New product I'm launching

It's called iCare, and I don't.

Seriously, Why The Face?!

How's your desktop support service desk looking?

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Spiceworks

Software inventory, included powerful helpdesk features, automatic propagation of hardware inventory based on WMI and SNMP...

http://www.spiceworks.com

Ballmer mixed on Windows 7's success

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Troll

@AC (First post)

Woo wooo! Here comes the troll train!

MS succeeded because it marketed itself well and it had vendor support. Mac is making headway, but their hardware is priced outside of mainstream purchasing. Linux is still eating the scraps because it's too damn hard to get working properly in the first place. If Linux could get itself as easy to configure as Windows (I.E. It does it for you!) it'd be mainstream overnight.

By appealing to the nerds / enterprise, Linux fails to deliver to the consumer.

Hotmail phish exposes most common passwords

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Go

Keepass

One password for the program, no issue with other passwords being lost. Backup the database, and no reason for insecure / reused passwords anywhere.

http://www.keepass.info

Kindle to come to Blighty on 19 October

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@Jez Caudle

Well, yes. Otherwise you're getting free mobile data, aren't you. You don't pay for data costs when you buy a book from Amazon.

US to export riot-roasting raygun

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@Symon

Yup! Just like putting a lightbulb in a microwave has absolutely no effect whatsoever...

Oh, no, actually it glows white hot. http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=microwave+lightbulb&search_type=&aq=f

Welsh yobs clobbered by cross-dressing cage fighters

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Heart

Wow...

This is such a heartwarming story!

Thanks for making me smile :)

New antimatter atomsmashers 'may destroy themselves'

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Joke

Next generation collider

Compact Linear Incidence Targeted Object Reduction Investigation Site.

Male staff may require a map to find it.

Cambridgeshire cops get coy with FOI

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@AC (Can we assume......)

"As one Officer advised on his blog, if interviewed or spoken to by Police the very best response one can make is to not say anything at all, not even mundane banter. They obviously do the same themselves."

Do you have a link to this blog?

Tories will let voters 'rewrite' legislation online

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How about something useful?

Like proportional representation, like a real democracy.

MoD 'How to stop leaks' guide leaks

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FAIL

How to guarantee a document is leaked:

Give it a security clearance level.

Sony pulls plug on cabled power

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Joke

1.21jiggawatts!

Give me one of these energy beams, man! I want to be Doc Manhattan!

O2 could impose out-of-contract iPhone lock-in

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FAIL

Heh

My phone was unlocked as soon as I was sure it ran fine (one full battery charge, one full discharge with normal use).

In fact, I might get myself a dual-sim package so I can get 3 data on PAYG for cheaper than Orange bundles.

Needless to say I didn't get an iPhone.

Microsoft rubberstamps Windows XP Mode

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@Brian Miller

Until that point, however, shouldn't xp mode handle the translation between the two? Output from x program on xp is passed as input y on Win7, offering an output identical in function as if the program were coded for Win7 natively?

Pie in the sky, I know, but you know... It might work by SP1.

Next-gen Trojan rewrites bank statements

The Original Ash

Ok then!

Set up an SSL proxy on my windows host machine, and use firefox from within a Linux VM to browse the web.

Websites aren't run on the host, and can't infect the guest.

If only gaming for Limux was viable.

One thumb up for MS Security Essentials in early tests

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So it *IS* a replacement?

This is not suitable as a supplement, then?

I'll stick with ESET, I think. The firewall software is unmatched, as far as I'm concerned.

Swedish parents win right to name sprog 'Q'

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Really?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/01/**baby_q**/

That's just wrong...

Nokia E55 smartphone

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FAIL

Title

Can it handle more than 200 messages stored before it grinds to a halt?

I don't need an answer. My E51 was enough of a reminder to put me off Nokia. Was a fantastic phone apart from that, though.

Judge tosses out patent infringement verdict against Microsoft

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Go

Awesome!

"the jury 'lacked a grasp of the issues before it and reached a finding without a legally sufficient basis'."

So, Gary McKinnon will be found not guilty too, then.

Nation's moral guardians snap over 'shag bands'

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FAIL

What, they still have these?

They had these when I was at school.

A decade ago.

Google Docs opens heart to students

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Translation software helps learning a second language

Translation software can easily translate most words into their foreign equivalent, but they are still appalling at grammar.

My German teacher actively encouraged the use of translation software for homework assignments, as not only did it make "cheating" by using these facilities pointless and impossible (easy to spot several identical works), but it got us to re-read the entire piece and correct the grammar. It saved us time looking up every single word we didn't know in the dictionary, and it improved our reading skills.

iPhone voted UK's 'coolest brand'

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People who don't have one, want one?

I had the option of "having one" and didn't.

Perhaps if you asked outside of coffee shops and university Art departments...

Union predicts retirement surge over IBM pension changes

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Flame

@AC

So stick to your guns and walk out before April 2011. If one won't give, neither should the other.

Too many folk roll (bend) over and take whatever scraps are thrown to them, and big companies take advantage of it. It's about time the "sheeple" (popular phrase which I detest) put their necks on the line and risked something in order to get the idea that big companies can hose everyone around them to keep their CEO's bonuses.

I'm bordering on turning this into a political rant, so I'll stop here.

Panicky Plod apologises to Innocent Terror Techie

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4 years...

For wearing a warm coat.

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