* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

George Osborne fires starting gun on £20m coding comp wheeze

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I'd like to introduce Roger whose just graduated from the Institute of Coding.

Well thanks Roger but can you just disable that bit.

That's the security you hired me to code in from the beginning.

I know but I cant be arsed to go through the hoops to get to this bit of information so if you'll just turn it off I'll let you know when I've done so you can switch it back on.

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Kids' tech skills go backwards thanks to tablets and smartmobes

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Re: Every cloud...

They'll never move out? You're not behaving properly. Grey stained baggy underpants in front of the telly (watching recordings of 1970's Top of the Pops when there freinds are coming round. Sorted!

My kids moved out when they were 5!

Astronomers catch first sighting of a planet's birth pangs

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Re: "the difference between a firefly and a lighthouse"

Its a piece of piss to see a firefly when the lighthouse is pointing the other way.

Red dwarf superflares batter formerly 'habitable' exoplanet

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"equivalent to 100 billion megatons of TNT"

Don't need to light the barbie then?

X-Gene 3 in 2016 – no, not a superhero movie. It's a 16nm FinFET 64-bit ARM chip for servers

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Re: Its getting harder...

It sounds like its nearly here.

I'd love to know the power consumption of these things - FinFET's should be pretty low leakage so I'm wondering if things like this will turn up in phones/tablets as they will consume very little power when idle.

iPad data entry errors caused plane to strike runway during takeoff

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Re: keyboards

Not sure how 35 transposed to 51. Because its a shit data entry system. Have you ever been in a cockpit? Light comes in from all angles and even with the best gullibility in the world an iPad (or any other tablet) would be more likely to show clouds than whatever is written on the screen.

And not to have any form of sanity checking in the software...

FFS dont let this crap near anything of importance.

Doctor Who: Nigel Farage-alike bogey beast terrorises in darkly comic Sleep No More

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Re: iplayer problem

got the full episode myself after adding --modes=flashhd,flashhigh,flashlow,flashstd,flashvhigh,hlshd,hlshigh,hlslow,hlsstd,hlsvhigh,subtitles

Get it from git check for errors

UN fight for internet control lined up in Brazil

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Do we need anyone to run the internet?

Given that IP6 has >10^^38 address space and you can still do NAT* if you want to you can run your own internet and just connect to the bits of the 'real' one you want to.

* I imagine the BT router would have to be a bit bigger mind.

Aircraft laser strikes hit new record with 20 incidents in one night

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Could be worse

the could project power point presentations and London would be buried in sleeping pilots.

Today's exoplanet weather: 1,000°C, glass rain, 8,700 km/h winds

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re Skeggy

the rain there is glass - so its not completely anti-Skeggy on a Saturday night.

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Re: maybe i'm ignorant but...

Ignoring the possibility of a solid core most of the planet will not be gas but liquid. This can become tidally locked* (especially if its viscous) but this still leaves the atmosphere to move around. As one side is facing its sun it gets very hot and the other side is cold. This is all is a small butterfly to flap its wings and the temperature differences will whip up massive storms and winds - especially when you have glass precipitating out.

Even the small rotation as it rotates round the sun is enough to generate a pretty hefty Coriolis effect.

* there's probably a surface layer of relatively free moving liquid.

Brits rattle tin for custom LCD Raspberry Pi funbox

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I got the offical Pi 7"touchscreen

and mounted in the box it cam in. Plenty of room for a big USB battery pack thing too.

NoSQL: Injection vaccination for a new generation

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And so we come full circle

you design something cos there's things in the old way you dont like and just a few years later you find you've had to add them all back in to your new product and the differences between the two are mere accents.

Glowing dust doughnut circles white dwarf

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Re: "Astroboffins grab first image of pulverised asteroid disks"

Its not an image of the disk. Its a MAP of mass-velocity.

An image of me has eyes and hair and cool t-shirts - it does not consist of a fat blob in the middle doing nothing.

Oh hang on...

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"Astroboffins grab first image of pulverised asteroid disks"

But they haven't.

Ex-GCHQ chief: Bulk access to internet comms not same as mass surveillance

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But – if you obey Whitehall – no one is allowed to use the word "database"

"Excel 95 files all randomly filed here there and everywhere" if the truth be told.

Facebook conjures up a trap for the unwary: scanning your camera for your friends

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Re: What's in the name?

One of the few birds no-one writes poetry about.

Who would want to take a tern for the verse?

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Re: I tried to share the article on FaceBook

Cut and paste it!

UK lawmakers warn Blighty to invest more in science, or else

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Re: Not all sciences are created equal

"experimental physics is the most fun to watch"

Have 5 decades searching for gravitational waves and then get back to me.

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Re: but the political class are luddites

They aren't Luddites. They've nothing against technology, they just know they're not up to using it.

Trident test-shot startles West Coast Americans

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"Until the explanation, however, the launch provided plenty of material for UFO-fans"

And it made no difference at all.

TPP: 'Scary' US-Pacific trade deal published – you're going to freak out when you read it

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We need a Groklaw for this

Though I guess it would be mega DDOS'ed and the authorities would be baffled...

NASA photo gallery: How to blow $200m of rocket in seconds

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Re: "toxic jet fuel coated the entire site"

This stuff is nasty as hell but its also very unstable - I would imagine just not going near it for a short while would clear it up pretty well.

AMD sued: Number of Bulldozer cores in its chips is a lie, allegedly

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Re: The lawsuit and charge are a lot of crap

Its a separate specialised core that does maths - the other core does binary. I'd imagine the two are asynchronous (even the 8087 used to go away and work on its own and send an interrupt when its had finished IIRC)

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What constitutes a core?

I was using a high speed bipolar process at the end of the 80's and found a design for 16bit processor that used either 600 gates (or was it (cmos) transistors). I re-modelled it using the bipolar process and it would have been the fastest cpu in the world at the time (we could do 2.4GHz with ease then). Couldn't find any RAM for it thou...

Lithium-air: A battery breakthrough explained

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Re: interesting..

Re the freeloading. The early patents on graphene come from using sellotape to peel already existing graphene from graphite. Cost - fuck all compared with applying for the patent.

So the development costs of graphene are near zero. For someone else to make graphene in useful quantities is going to be fucking enormous and they will have to pay the patent holder if they can get a license. Not worth the risk.

If I could produce sizeable sheets of graphene I would be very rich - but nowhere near as rich as if I wait for the patents to run out and the patent holder is not freeloading of and actual design for making the bloody stuff rather than extracting something they didnt invent from is natural source.

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Re: interesting..

Graphene wont be commercially available until the patents on it run out. Its not worth investing in researching how to make it if someone else owns your product.

Music lovers move to block Phil Collins' rebirth

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Re: I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

"Best of luck getting the drum/tom sound out of your head ha"

I spent many years trying to keep music live and damning the use of the soulless precision of the drum machine and then fucking Phil Collins fucking fucking...

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Re: I'll Sign Anything

I dont think you have yet had the pleasure of dad dancing in front of your 13 year old daughter and her friends.

Better than a chancellors snort of coke.

Sennheiser announces €50,000 headphones (we checked, no typos)

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Re: Bloody audiophiles

A heavy material is useful on a valve amp that is under sonic attack - if you have some speakers turned up loud next to a valve amp they will exhibit a microphone effect.

Given this is feeding into headphones it highlights Sennheisers desire to confuse the customer and con them out of some more money.

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Re: Tube Amp

I doubt there's a transformer in there. For electrostatic headphones you'd only need 300V a side - the sound goes straight into your ear so there's no square law to worry about and 1/2w will push you eardrums together in the middle.

The thing is it wont be long before you get an annoying hiss from things that get into them and cause low level discharge. I get that in my electrostatics and its OK if you play music much louder than the hiss but loud music really requires physical bass so its quite shit in headphones.

Mind you most sennheiser headphones are disappointing for the price.

Is the world ready for a bare-metal OS/2 rebirth?

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Re: @oldtaku

There's the time taken to login screen and then there's time taken to actually do something. Any idiot can put up a login screen as soon as basic security is there but the real test is how long till all the necessary services are available.

Chinese fire up world's 'most powerful' drone brain

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Why ARM?

I'm a great ARM fan but in a drone power is not really a problem - if it is Adapteva Parallela gives you best bang for watt.

Is there a reason why everyone uses batteries in drones when its really easy to get watts from glow plugs which are much better power to weight and pretty reliable. And no they are no noisy if you feed the exhaust into a decent silencer.

Now VW air-pollution cheatware 'found in Audis and Porsches'

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Re: Parvenu.

Almost all the new luxury cars I have been near have been purchased under some business setting or other. A few friends have second hand ones but does anyone really piss that kind of money when there are plenty of tax avoidance schemes around?

Ice 'lightning' may have helped life survive Snowball Earth

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ISTR something about sub-zero RNA chain records

where (IIRC) the longest spontaneous formation of chains of RNA (~100bases?) where formed at -18c.

It may even be that life was formed in the ice slush in a bay where the massive early tides ground the ice and rock into a pulp around a smoker.

Linus Torvalds fires off angry 'compiler-masturbation' rant

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80 character lines is bullshit

it needs to be 30 or less so you can code on phones.

Boffins solve bacon crisis with newly-patented plant

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I dont remember Oregon bacon being that shit.

Well fried dulse isn't actually shit but if it tastes like bacon then you should seek help.

Or sue your butcher.

Has Voyager 1 escaped the Sun yet? Yes, but also no, say boffins

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Re: old git alert @AC

Nothing wrong with Coral-66! Used to write extensions to our chip design software in it.

I'd love to work on something like that - take a while to work round the innards (I'm guessing theres a lot of clever shit in there) but is there really a requirement for US residency? Seems a bit dumb requiring you to work in the US of something nearly out of the fucking solar system.

Ex-Microsoft craft ale buffs rattle tankard for desktop brewery

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convenient pre-packaged ingredient PicoPaks starting at $19

I get 60L for 1/2 that and the whole brewery was less than £500.

Mystery object re-entering atmosphere may be Apollo booster

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Re: Low mass? Hollow??

Capt Hook - Its mass is irrelevant - this may indeed be part of the rocket that took the hammer and feather to the moon!

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Low mass? Hollow??

How'd they work that one out?

New Horizons: Pluto? Been there, done that – now for something 6.4 billion km away

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Re: Slow download speeds

1kps of data is actually a huge amount. The useful baud rate is 1kbps - or about 2Gbps of internet 'data'.

California enormo-quake prediction: Cracks form between US boffins

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Re: Forget the San Andreas...

I remember seeing some ghost forest in Oregon that was killed by a Tsunami from the fault going up there. From 1700 - thats only 300 years ago and there was 2' of sand a couple of miles inland.

Hated having a Dad who showed you this shit rather than take you to Disneybollx but it stops you investing in sea side property!

FBI, US g-men tried to snatch DNA results from blood-testing biz. What a time to be alive

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Send in the clones.

We have your DNA from the surface of Mars.

I've never been there.

We have your DNA. Clunk click every bad trip.

Don't Panic: Even if asteroid showers cause mass extinctions ...

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Re: says:

Man's greatest worry is Homo Sapiens - the next century looks dodgy.

Reg reader escapes four-month lightning-struck Windows Vista farm nightmare

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Re: This stuff goes on all the while.

I've worked in a place where the accountant vetoed any IT budget, cancelled any pay rises and then came to work (from 200 yds away) in a new car where the wheels would have paid for all the above. He, and other management couldn't work out why moral and productivity were so low...

It was at a time when there were about 3 IT jobs in the whole country so moving was not easy.

So just what is the third Great Invention of all time?

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Re: Three things

The joy of sex is just mans exploitation of evolutions power to get us to reproduce. Having teenage kids will make you realise that sex merely turns intelligent people into reproductively aligned morons.

If the wheel is an invention ( some think it merely the result of over-enthusiatic pushing) I'd say the next thing would be reciprocation - the realisation that one form of energy can be converted to another. Windmills/watermills were around for 3000* years or so before someone worked out how to really make things go.

Boats - I'd put money on boats being the GREATEST invention ever - man got to Australia in them 50,000 years ago. They were used to transport a lot of stuff around the UK even before the canals and seem to have largely been lost to history but almost everywhere big had river or maritime access - even stonehenge ffs.

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Re: Surely it's the general-purpose computer itself

What all 5 of them?

Or is the economies of scale that makes them so ubiquitous.

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Re: The first great invention

The abacus is just tally stones on sticks. Has anyone worked out what the Aztec string vest jobies did? That may be the best invention that got lost - I'm guessing it has a lot more information in it than we've worked out.