* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Belgian brewery lays 3.2km beer pipeline

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I was walking down the street one day

in the very merry month of may

with a diamond tipped extendible umbrella drill

'Massive great big' vulture goes AWOL in Somerset

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So thats what we had on the barbie yesterday

belch!

Even in remotest Africa, Windows 10 nagware ruins your day: Update burns satellite link cash

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Windows 10?

Thats not a 10 its IO - shit loads of it.

Fact: Huawei now outspends Apple on R&D

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Re: Chromebooks

I dont think you understand Apples market. They sell things to people who pay well over the odds to buy the feeling they are special.

Unicode serves up bacon emoji

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Re: They forgot one

Any emoji will do for that.

'UnaPhone' promises Android privacy by binning Google Play

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Re: UnaPhone?

First thing that sprang to my mind was the Unabomber. I'd imagine anyone over about 40 and almost all geeks would make that association.

UCLA shooter: I killed my prof over code theft

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Stolen code?

I doubt if any 'new' code has been written in the last thirty years. Old code for a new context perhaps but new code ... nope.

King Tut's iron dagger of extraterrestrial origin

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I've got a piece of the Campo del Cielo meteorite.

Landed 5000 years ago and still shiny as a new penny!

The Spanish tracked it down as the locals had used it to make arrow heads and other weapons and thought they must have a mine but just found a 35 ton lump of it and then got bored. Over 100 tons landed altogether though!

The composition is very similar to Tuts dagger and I can see why tools made from this stuff are high value - they have certain sheen.

Smartwatches: I hate to say ‘I told you so’. But I told you so.

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I have noticed my Facebook feed has become a lot less busy

since everyone stopped using their smart watches.

Or the muggers could tell when they were jogging in that sheltered bit of the park...

Either way a great improvement.

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Re: Actually, the jokes about fob watches ....

Except you might as well just get your phone out of your pocket.....

You really do not understand the statement that can be made by spinning a watch around on a chain.

I intend to get micro:bit so I can chain one to my jacket so when I whip it out and spin it round it writes "Well that was fucking pointless!" in the air as it spins.

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Re: There is *something* somewhere ...

Unfortunately there is a patent on round things so you would have to get your wrists squared off.

Science Museum maths gallery to offer the perfect pint

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Not the one pictured then!

No perfect pint would ever have the streams of bubbles on the inside and the sweat on the outside.

SELECT features FROM bumf... What's new in MS SQL Server 2016

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Re: Umm...

Price of a ballpark probably.

Brown boffins brew eye-tracking Javascript

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Re: Neat

Probably Very Very useful for people with limited manual capabilities!

Its under GPL so that makes it even more useful.

Swiss effectively disappear Alps: World's largest tunnel opens

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Re: How much cheaper than HS2?????

I'd imagine a lot of HS2 money will go on buying up land that was mysteriously bought up just before the planned route was announced.

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Re: What's a couple of hundred meters between friends?

And the temperature is fuck all to do with the lithostatic pressure ffs. Its due to the insulating effect of the rock above it 'trapping' heat slowly escaping from the earth.

ARM Cortex-A73: How a top-end mobe CPU was designed from scratch

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Re: El Reg employs puppet as journalist?

Reverse Poetic Newsgarble.

BBC's micro:bit retail shipments near

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@wolfetone

I'm not sure the BBC were wrong in commissioning this - just very unlucky not to know the Pi Zero was coming out.

I'd guess from the pricing of this, compared with what I've seen of the Pi, that even if they only sell a couple of hundred thousand they will be well into somewhere 'profitable'.

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Before getting one of these

I'd check if you can drive it from a phone. If not you will need a computer to program it. If you haven't got one get a Pi. Sorted.

You deleted the customer. What now? Human error - deal with it

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Never delete anything.

At $50 a TB you dont need to. Just mark it as not of interest at this level. Indexes are cool!

Systemd kills Deb processes

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Re: Inevitable?

"The baby got thrown out with the bathwater."?

More like they used a pressure washer to clean the Sistine Chapel.

There may have been some good points behind the original thinking about Systemd but they were forgotten or made redundant years ago.

The Windows Phone story: From hope to dusty abandonware

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Re: Pocket PC

I still think the Psion5 is the best thing I've ever had in my pocket. I've love that with modern hardware and software in it.

Oh and some thing to stop it falling out of ones breast pocket while bending down,

As US court bans smart meter blueprints from public, sysadmin tells of fight for security info

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Smart?

The only thing smart about these meters was the idea to get them in before someone realised you could have a truly smart meter that would benefit the customer.

Bank in the UK? Plans afoot to make YOU liable for bank fraud

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Re: Chip & PIN or Contactless

I avoid contactless since a friend I was with managed to spend rather a lot in pub - rather more than we could have drunk and we decided it must have been a deliberate scam in the bar in question.

In the co-op yesterday a young lad bought a lot of stuff with a contactless card - his behaviour suggested it wasnt his card. If the co-op can show his parents the items bought he may well get his arse kicked.

$10bn Oracle v Google copyright jury verdict: Google wins, Java APIs in Android are Fair Use

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Do a SCO Oracle.

And someone put raspberryPi's in phones so we can fuck off both ot these lumbering giants.

UK eyes frikkin' Laser Directed Energy Weapon

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Re: umm

I wonder how many aiming algorithms it uses? If you know them you can anticipate and avoid them.

Republicans move to gut FCC and crush its net neutrality crusade with paralyzing budget rules

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I hope there is a large cache of RFC's that are not in the US

Cos we may need to re-build the internet ourselves soon.

Perhaps we should start anyway!

Mars' poles shrink during ice ages, boffins say

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Does it actually get warmer at the poles

or does it get colder in the lower latitudes meaning the ice forms there and doesnt make it to the poles?

Android might be on the way to the Raspberry Pi

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Can I use it with google cardboard

on a 42" monitor?

I used to headbang so the neck is up to it, is android?

US nuke arsenal runs on 1970s IBM 'puter waving 8-inch floppies

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Re: Degrees of Obsolescence

I have a 23 year old 486 that still works. I have an MK14 that must be 10 years older that still works. Anything with a gell capacitor in it over 3 years old is kaput.

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Re: Security by obsurity

they generally fall under the fridge and stop the door closing!

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Re:a great many hours spent absorbing lots of math that I've never used

And now its worth an absolute bloody fortune - but no-ones going to hire someone of our age even if we can do the job with our slide-rules shut.

Boffins blow up water with LASERS, to watch explosions in slow-mo

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Re: Always interesting

Fortunate enough to have an equally pyromaniacal bloodline. Lots of cannons (grandad had a 10lb box of gunpowder from somewhere) but the most impressive thing I saw and heard was a giant plastic bag (10' by 6' ish) filled with coal gas from the cooker and the correct amount of oxygen from a dentist.

This was bonfire night but when the flame on the paraffin soaked string reached the plastic the detonation was phenomenal (my memory still swears it had BANG! written across it). Not sure if it was deafness or the fact everyone within 5 miles was trying to work out what the fuck that was meant the silence was deafening for quite a while. Then, from the 50 or so party goers in the vicinity, hysterical laughter borne of shock for about half an hour.

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Re: I'll applaud

I think you'll have trouble seeing the big band let alone applauding it!

Geniuses at HMRC sack too many staff! Nope, can't do it online. FAIL

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East Anglian regional center

Well it would be a lot cheaper to put it in East Anglia.

I'd also wonder it the staff that were sacked were the quality ones - makes it easier to privatise if its going to the isle of dogs...

US 5th graders have a pop at paper plane record

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Re: "look forward to further attempts to push the envelope."

Shirley with the use of bursting balloons it should be "pushing the jiffy-bag".

UK.gov preparing to lob up to £4bn at commodity tech

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I'll get you 3 billion Pi Zeros

and the software will be along later...

Shakes on a plane: How dangerous is turbulence?

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Re: The plane smelt a bit funny after that.

Several people shat themselves. I was 11 at the time and found the plane dropping out of the sky fun as I had flown before and felt safe but after we passed the storm the hostess who was looking after me (I was travelling alone) spent some time getting tissues and things for the poor buggers who lost it. Luckily the flight was only about 1/4 full as I think they ran out of loo paper.

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Re: "means the wing tips are flexed up to 90 degrees during testing"

Wings are profiled - they thin towards the tip - think of it a bit like a kids drawing of a bird in flight.

I was flying across the atlantic in 1970 long before they had decent weather warnings and we hit a thunderstorm and free-fell 3000 feet before the wings seemed to do that. The plane smelt a bit funny after that. I was allowed on the flight deck a few hours later and the co-pilot was still shaking.

Virgin has FTT for farmers' P

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Re:Re: This is good news

My local exchange went FTTC. The village the exchange is in went from around 17Mb to 30Mb (I dont think anyone wanted to pay for 70 - they didnt need 30 anyway) .Those of us outside the village had our cabinets re-assigned. Mine was a couple of miles from my house and is now 6 miles of copper away at the exchange. So the whole area is now FTTC but those in the village are a bit better off, those outside the village are no better off. BT put in about 20 yds of fibre and got a huge wedge from the council.

Google-backed solar electricity facility sets itself on fire

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Ceramic tiles?

You gonna turn it into a swanky fast food kitchen?

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Mythbusters are plonkers. Archimedes was on smart bugger and didnt just fuck up for laughs. Its not hard to get a bunch of men to direct and focus mirrors on to a boat - they just need to bring the reflections in one at a time, or if there was a frame used the man who designed the antikithera mechanism could easily get a simple frame to work.

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Re: Supply commitments? Cooling?

Well they have gas fridges so why the hell not solar powered aircon? You could use the mirrors to shield the property too!

The underbelly of simulation science: replicating the results

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Re: Computer modelling is more of an art than a science

Tosh!

I spent many years knocking up microchips which were simulated using spice and digital simulators. We NEVER simulated at the quantum level which is how the devices really worked but the simulations using simplified models were accurate enough to get working devices with tens of thousands of components. I'm guessing they do similar with devices of billions of devices today.

You dont need to model convection and turbulence on micro of macro scales to model climate. Stupidly accurate weather perhaps but if you have a model that can give you reasonably accurate correlation with past events over the time data is available and it predicts temperature rises in the future only a bloody idiot would ignore it. It might be wrong but its got a far higher probability of being right than casual disinterest.

Oculus backtracks on open software promise

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Re: Bah!

Well at least the unicorn tracker worked.

Would we want to regenerate brains of patients who are clinically dead?

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Re: Well

The brain is not just a collection of neurons and memories. Its layer upon layer of filters and simulators built from experience but also built on the ready built in models from our genes and whatever goes on in the womb.

It would be like trying to run an ARM binary on an Intel PC.

I had a friend who lost a leg and 30 years later would still sometimes get out of bed and fall over. Imagine what it would be like waking up in something that was just slightly wrong everywhere.

Catz: Google's Android hurt Oracle's Java business

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Re: Time for Google to pay up...

But that would imply Oracle had value.

New solar cell breaks efficiency records, turns 34% of light into 'leccy

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Re: Barking in the wrong forest.

@scatter Mass production is the key - a grid connected inverter made from silicon and not lots of hand fixed parts should cost around £20 for the controller and lightning protection, £5/KW for the silicon power stuff and £30 or so per KW for the transformer that is required by law for grid connection though probably not necessary. I looked into making these myself - the upfront costs are enormous but if you are producing millions or so that is insignificant in the long run. I was informed there are designs for these already - just for now its not 'what the market is looking for'!

So for a 2kw windmill you are looking at around £100 for the inverter. A 1kw car alternator is around £50 so say £100 for a 2KW and all you need is a pole an axle and some mass produced blades. Stick it up the side of a house and it WILL produce enough juice to pay for itself in a couple of years.

Its very cost effective - just not 'efficient'. Cheap cheap electricity - what's the problem?

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Barking in the wrong forest.

Hats off to them but when I was cutting my teeth making NMOS chips an 8% efficiency polysilicon solar panel took about 20 years to pay for itself. You could get couple of thousand transistors on a chip for $100 and electricity was around 1p a unit.

Now electricity costs 15 times as much, you can get 100,000,000,000 transistors that run 5000 times as fast for $100 and a solar setup takes around 10 years to pay for itself.

I do wonder if someone had just concentrated on making 8% polysilicon panels they would now be so cheap they would be used instead of tiles - or indeed metal roofing sheets. I could be putting out >20KW from my barns and my neighbouring farms all have barns that would be 100KW or so.

The same goes for wind - mass produced 1 or 2kw units should be in the £300 region and pay for themselves in a couple of years. They might not be as physically efficient but effectively free to the consumer in the short term.