* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Brexit could further harm woeful rural payments system

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Lots of assumptions that we will even get WTO membership

I think Argentina will be able to swing a non-consensus without to much difficulty - they just need to point to how cooperative we were as part of the EU. A reverse Groucho Marx comes into play here.

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Re: Food imports which may see a 20% import duty after Brexit

Where else do you think the government will have any opportunities for raising taxes? Not increasing them - actually collecting something!

You want WHO?! Reg readers vote Tom Baker for Doctor 13. Of course

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I'll bet those tentacles have never been torn off

in a class 2 supernova.

Why software engineers should ditch Silicon Valley for Austin

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Real Ale.

Hard to live without - not too hard to brew a reasonable pint yourself though. And Guinness is pretty universal and while not tasting quite the same has the calming effect on the drinker of real ale.

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re moving from Blighty

When I've worked in the states I've found hours more important than work attitude. People seemed to want to be in the office 7am till 7pm and often on Saturdays to be seen to be keen without actually working much - when there's another 40 hours left on the second week day there's no urgency. You can do more in a 60 hr week every now and then but when they are regular you get less done than in a 35hr week.

Prepare your popcorn: Wikipedia deems the Daily Mail unreliable

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Potentially unreliable?

Oh yeh you would have to read it first!

Want to come to the US? Be prepared to hand over your passwords if you're on Trump's hit list

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Connecting flights

Flew to Mexico a month or so after 11/9 and landed at some pokey airport in Florida to re-fuel and had to spend 4 hours getting off the plane, collecting baggage and then going back through customs to get back on the plane when as simple re-fueling would have been infinitely safer and less annoying. We knew it was bad when even the normally totally de-humanised US border guards apologised for the stupidity.

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Re: Our Huddled Masses

I was looking forward at some time in the not too distant future to follow spring up the Cascades from California to Canada with yomps up Crater Lake and Mount Rainier (which I could view from our garden as a child). I have a feeling there might be a few huddled masses up there if Ms Atwoods now seemingly prophetic book gets any more accurate.

One hopes the crisis will pass but logic no longer works.

Vintage Space Shuttle fuel tank destroyed by New Orleans tornado

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That video - the one with the god stuff on it

so one can safely say that god hates the christians of tornado alley more than he does nasa as he hits it so more often

Last Concorde completes last journey, at maybe Mach 0.02

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Re: Don't know why...

Wasnt the bearded one quite keep to buy up flying versions but BA sort of disabled them?

Russia (A) bans web porn as a 'bad influence' (B) decriminalizes domestic violence – or (C) all of the above?

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Re: In other news

One of the US states is trying to bring in a law to prevent women aborting a foetus that is a result of rape by husband so I guess Donald's mob had the ideas before this.

Intel Atom chips have been dying for at least 18 months – only now is truth coming to light

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Re: sanmigueelbeer

I want my ARM shares back. Bet the buyers knew of this.

IBM's Marissa Mayer moment: Staff ordered to work in one of 6 main offices – or face the axe

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Re: Creative way to get many US employees to voluntarily quit

Expect more of this sort of thing over here as constructive dismissal drops off the cliff with all the other work protection laws.

Why does it cost 20 times as much to protect Mark Zuckerberg as Tim Cook?

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Its the telescopic lense evaluation.

Look at each of them in turn through a simulated telescopic sight and check the twitching of your trigger finger.

BBC and Snap. But, why?

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Re: Why?

Fairly certain they're more likely to be Jeremy Hunts. ' The BBC is safe in our hands'.

New SMB bug: How to crash Windows system with a 'link of death'

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Re: Just a quick check

Not sure why I would want to run a malicious server....

I have a feeling that my Android phone can serve files to windows machines. And iphones too?

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Re: Win 10, a complete re-write from scratch!

If Win10 is a complete rewrite fro scratch can we expect things like .NET to fully run on ARM?I have a hunch not!

Chrome 56 quietly added Bluetooth snitch API

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Chrome is really useful

I use it on a throwaway user login when I cant get some videos to play due to the armoury of addblocks and other security measures. The script that launches that one off user no longer has access to bluetooth devices.

Ubuntu Linux daddy Mark Shuttleworth: Carrots for Unity 8?

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The one interface to rule them all

should be shoved so hard up the crack of doom you wont hear it ring ever again.

Trump's immigration clampdown has Silicon Valley techies fearing for their house prices

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Lack of immigrants to Silicon Valley is the least of their problems

it looks as if Trump wants to repeal the rules brought in to try and stop another 2007/8 crash. That could be fun!

Thought your data was safe outside America after the Microsoft ruling? Think again

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Re: WOW and apparently the emails were in the US once....

I'd imagine pretty much all email will now be routed via the US. Not necessarily by the service providers.

Who do you want to be Who? VOTE for the BBC's next Time Lord

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Re: Hugh Laurie ?

as a wooster doctor?

Particle accelerator hacked: Boffins' hashed passwords beamed up

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Re: Victorian atom-smashing facility

Would a steam-punk atom smashing facility have a hipster canteen where all food, including soup, is served on a length of planck?

2016: Snapchat loses $515m... 2017: Snapchat rips veil off $3bn IPO

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Re: Fund managers

Don't worry - their charges will make any share fluctuations irrelevant.

Super-cool sysadmin fixes PCs with gravity, or his fists

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Early hard drives oftn had this kinfd of fault

the proper method of 'repair' was to take the drive in hand and oscillate the case in the the same plane as the disks. Working on the disks alone reduced the chance of percussive un-maintenance of other PC parts.

I did accumulate several of these that were chucked out at work and they ran great for years unless turned off. I must have had nearly 200MB of them at one point!

Hard numbers: The mathematical architectures of Artificial Intelligence

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The important thing to remember about AI is it IS maths.

The data just tells you what the maths is in this case. The trouble is the solution could a set of another set, or a different set of an intersect of two sets. Any well refined fourier transform will give you an answer that is sufficiently correct to make a killing at a certain level of commission.

Is it the beginning of the end for Visual Basic? Microsoft to focus on 'core scenarios'

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Aw bless!

I used to like VB - well not like but I could bend it to my purpose. I even wrote a lot of add-ons for SQLserver 4.5 so it would do all the things I needed it to do. The sysadmin upgraded to 6 anyway so he could get the four or five weeks training in where menu items had moved.

What I liked best about it was you could write code that wouldnt scare people - two hundred lines of VB didnt scare people the same way the same code in 10 lines of C++ did.

My only real annoyance was, after a really large project, discovering they'd added OOP to it but not told anyone about it and it would have save me a couple of months writing the OOP bits myself.

New measurement alerts! Badgers, great white sharks and the Lindisfarne Gospel

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Re: Recycling forces

We need a force conservation movement? Just a moment...

Coming to the big screen: Sci-fi epic Dune – no wait, wait, wait, this one might be good

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Re: Make something new

Excellent idea. I'd love to have a seriously good bitch about how they've fucked up an Iain M Banks novel.

Oculus gift: VR biz to cough up half a billion dollars for ripping off software copyright

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Re: need a large space that people realistically don't have in their homes

But they will have, unfortunately it will be full of smashed shit including their VR headset.

'Mafia' of ageing scientists, academics and politicos suck at picking tech 'winners'

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Graphene

when someone works out how to make graphene in quantity they are going to make 10,000 patent holders very rich and themselves broke.

Free smart fridges! App stores in fountains! Plus more from Canonical man

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Re: What use is a smart fridge?

My local co-op has started doing that - I emailed them and for a day they jambed the doors open but left the fridge running. You get 3 for £5 of most ales.

My home brew is back online and that's the only thing I drink cold - the first pint or two out of the jug coming in from the brewery are sometimes cold but I do fill the washing up bowl with warmish water and drop the bottles/jug in to speed up the warming.

Got a shock the other night though - not being able to do a full mash brew I used some tinned malt and that Wherry is pretty fine after 8 months maturation!

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What use is a smart fridge?

Only heathens put 'beer' in a fridge.

Trump's cartoon comedy approach to running a country: 'One in, two out' rule for regulations

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I'd imagine this red-tape is the sort of thing

that says 'dont pour boiling hot coffee down over your clothes' and 'make sure this device is earthed' and 'dont dry towels on this heater' only on a national level.

'Treat your developers like creative workers – or watch them leave'

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Re: Spreadsheets are a stupid answer to whatever the question is.

Unless the question is "What is the point in spending 10 or more years of your like studying software engineering".

Trying to maintain other people spreadsheets in a meaningful way means you never take easy shortcuts that you know will become locked into the system and require you to maintain it - probably on a friday end of month when you are on a promise. I've spent many a long hour writing vb libraries so the accountant can write 'maintainable' code in a spreadsheet ( i.e. call the bloody library routine). Mind you you need a slightly* above average accountant to do this.

*in an exponential way.

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Maybe I'm old

well I am but it seems like management is getting back to where it was before management got involved in things it didnt want to understand.

'Maker' couple asphyxiated, probably by laser cutter fumes

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Re: 'Maker'

They've gone to meet their millennial?

Kylie withdraws from Kylie trademark fight, leaving Kylie to profit from… existing?

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Re: Em, How can I get off this f'in planet?

It looks a lot like presetenditallnow Trump has a cheaper answer.

Apple eats itself as iPhone fatigue spreads

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Lockin sales?

I wonder how many iPhone sales are nothing to do with the phone itself merely the fact its the only way to access certain software. My daughter ended up getting a second hand iPhone simply because of Facetime - she just had to have that but none of the other 'features' were of interest.

NASA honors Apollo 1 crew 50 years after deadly launchpad fire

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Re: Oxygen is interesting stuff!!

Its not the partial pressure you have to worry about - pure oxygen at 3psi in your wood burner at home and your wood burner itself will burn. At 15psi it will just bur 5 times faster.

Nitrogen, apart from making Guinness fine, at 80% of air normally has a moderating effect and reduces the temperature achieved in fire. You can generate free hydrogen by running a diesel engine on pure oxygen generated by electrolysis from the increase in thermal efficiency of burning diesel in pure oxygen. Until the motor melts.

Police pull up van man engaged in dual carriageway sex act

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diggng sites?

Bring back Time Team and down the shirt shots!

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"This isn't the first (or probably the last) time, we've come across this"

Surely joining in will make it harder (?) to get a prosecution?

Devonians try to drive Dartmoor whisky plan onto rocks

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Re: Devonians

'Devon' somehow comes from the name of the tribe who lived here* - the Dumnonii. I'd suggest the contraction of this into Devon proves some form of distilling has been going on for years round here.

* apparently its cos they spoke brythonic (gaelic) round here and Defnas means men of Domnonia

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Re: A small correction...

No - if someone wants ice in their whisky then its out duty to make sure they get what they want. Cooled to -120C it will lodge and freeze in the throat when they tip it down due to a nudge in the back at the right time.

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Re: Scottish architecture?

The irony shirley is the fact there are many Scottish castles that seem to be modelled on Dartmoor prison.

I bet most of the people who objected are those bastard newcomers like me!

I should add I didnt object - I was a member of the Scotch Malt Whisky Society for many years until it became too popular and having experimented with distilled liquors made with love and care from all over the work would welcome some local whisky. I'd make it myself but for those damned EU laws the EU forced on the UK in 1823 to piss the Scots off. At least with brexit we will be free of the boot stamping on the human face - forever. I'm sure leapard print heels will be much nicer.

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Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

In the UK Whisky is made from grain (barley wheat, rye or maize) and is 3 years in an oak barrel or more. Whiskey is any old shit. Scotch is whisky that is distilled in Scotland. Malt is from barley so that counts a whisky.

We dont give a toss what the rest of the world do now.

Oracle sues its own star sales rep after she wins back $200k in pay fight

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Re: Classification

No - they're staying down in the 'Complete And Utter Bastards' folder.

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Re: Institutionalised Excellence

Well Lavabit are back online so perhaps Pamela can just drop her private life and get back to being a slave to the truth for us?

I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the API key

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Re: Swarm tractors

But swarm tractors are looking seriously like they would be cheaper than the glyphosphate, or indeed any of the pesticides that may be needed with big tractors. And even a pi zero can be told where the spring that you need to avoid is - all without the compaction the big tractor causes, and without the crop loss - tractors round here seem to crush 5 to 10% of the crop.

As for pushing things into the ground - I'm not saying get rid of all tractors but we dont need £120k JD to put fence post in. As for getting the crop in - tractors dont do all of that - combines do when they're not slowly trying to get down the road in front of me.

HP Inc recalls 101,000 laptop batteries before they halt and catch fire

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Get a Pi-top

Not a lot of oomph - but 10 ish hours battery life is an eye-opener. And its light enough to pack for a few days out on the moors too.