* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Hitchcock cameo steals opening of Oracle v Google Java spat

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RE @Dan 55

I'm going to write a new language based on the paradigm of ' functional illiterates'. There's some market for suing there.

Someone tell Thorpe Lane in Suffolk their internet sucks – they're still loading the page

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Re: I thought that was normal?

I'm 6k away and they upgraded us to FTTC. Alas they also re-designated my cabinet to be right next to the exchange. The openretch guys who come here regularly to fix the copper still call the box a couple of miles away 'the cabinet'

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Re: Fly to Sydney?

No buffering but plenty of buffeting.

YouTuber cements head inside microwave oven

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Re: Twat

Parliament too - and that harms more people.

Elon Musk finally admits Tesla is building its own custom AI chips

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Re: Overstretch

DainB you state "Tesla Inc does not have any unique technology" which can pretty much be said about Apple. They only have unique technology for their customers.

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Re: ...existing drivers pushed to unemployment

Having large numbers of people out of work is also reflected in the effective shrinking of the market. AI will make some people very rich for a very short period of time.

Disk drive fired 'Frisbees of death' across data centre after storage admin crossed his wires

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Re: Recycle platters from modern hard disks

Now I know where to get those magnets I need for my home made wind powered generator.

Inside Qualcomm's Snapdragon 845 for PCs, mobes: Cortex-A75s, fat caches, vector math, security stuff, and more

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RaspberryPi 4?

with as much cream as you want! And custard too.

And if Eben doesnt I hope someone else will - this would make a great maker device - RT music effects and everything!

Games-mart Steam halts Bitcoin payments

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Re: Let's see

And if someone gets a quantum computer working presumably it can mine BTC at whatever rate the network can absorb them.

Report: Underwater net cables are prime targets for terrorists and Russia

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Sharks with Lasers!

Mind you they might just chew the cables...

Voyager 1 fires thrusters last used in 1980 – and they worked!

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Re: Not used since 1980

Re chemist - you can write for the MK14 in assembler now! There is a table for TASM somewhere - and there's even a smallC compiler for it.

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Re: Not used since 1980

My MK14 from ~1980 still works. Never quite got round to fitting it with thrusters or it most certainly wouldnt.

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Re: how is assembler outdated and by what?

Assembler is not outdated - its just reserved for special people. The look on a childs face when you step through an assembler program in a simulator so they can see the data move around the CPU is only for special people.

Damian Green: Not only my workstation – mystery pr0n all over Parliamentary PCs

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Re: Did he do it or not?

Thumbnails does suggest they were adverts on other pages and the leaky cop did also say the thumbnails timestamps were closely timed with email activity on his account so he may have even had some javascript opening links for him. I personally dislike the man and his politics enormously but the cop in this is being a wanker of the first order.

US credit repair biz damages own security: 111GB of personal info exposed in S3 blunder

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Re:You can't legislate anti-stupidity behind the keyboard

No, but you can encourage people to put procedures in place to counteract the stupidity. Having your arse handed to you by the courts can encourage company bosses to actually ensure the stupidity is procedured out to the point of it being near impossible.

Total recog: British AI makes universal speech breakthrough

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Looking good!

Now, can you just feed it any language and it can work out which one it is?

BT lab domain grab – 17 years after cheeky chap swiped 'em

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Re: Martlesham Heath Re the Tower

The A10s from the local US airbases used to use if for navigation so we used to suffer regular earthquakes as they passed overhead trying to find their way home. The view up there is no better - all you can see is Suffolk and the Sea and Suffolk is generally the flatter of the two,

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Re: Martlesham Heath

Martlesham Heath Robinson was the more correct appellation.

As for the blasted Heath there was modern pub there called the 'Douglas Bader'. They were not happy when I said it looked like a great place to get legless in.

Ofcom proposes ways to stop BT undercutting broadband rivals

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Re: If BT can lower their prices........

@headly_grange. Well the government specifically managed BTs budgets to ensure this sort of thing happened. BT was making several hundred million profit before privatisation and one of the reasons was it was not allowed to invest that money in the infrastructure.

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Re: If BT can lower their prices........

@Doctor Syntax. I have a feeling that if BT hadn't been privatised it could have fitted FTTP for less than it costs to maintain copper in most cases. When I worked there nearly 28 years ago now the actual cost of 6km of fibre and the transceivers at either end would have been less than £100 per property - assuming you could run 10km of cable in one go but we probably could have done it in ten hops for a similar price by now.

I've lived here for 11 years and am on my 4th pair and have openreach out at least once a year for two or three hours while they track down faults and many of my neighbours have similar tales so I'd imagine the cost of simply replacing copper with fibre would, in the long term actually have been a lot less than BT have paid, and will continue to pay until the government coughs up to get fibre fitted fuckwits that they are.

AI taught to beat Sudoku puzzles. Now how about a time machine to 2005?

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@ArrZarr

While you're right about the fact its learning from scratch its worth pointing out that there are many problem solving (well search algorithms really) that can solve sodoku with merely a list of rules. Even a simple program can use CSP (constraint satisfaction problem) to solve sudoku from the simple restrictions of 1-9 on a row and 1-9 in a 3*3 block - I had one on a pi zero that would solve it the moment you put in the last number required to solve it and if I could be arsed it could be modified to run on https://sourceforge.net/projects/gnusim8085/ if you upped the memory to 32k.

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Re: Been there done that

I think the 'breakthrough' here is using RN to do it rather than the bleeding obvious. Which, TBH, is what AI will need to do a lot of the time.

Hey girl, what's that behind your Windows task bar? Looks like a hidden crypto-miner...

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CPU monitor permanently on.

Just make sure you can see what your CPU is doing. I occasionally get people trying to mine on my machine and the cpu monitor lets me know - and often the fans kicking in drowning out everything,

What will drive our cars when the combustion engine dies?

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Just popping down the battery station for some half dead flowers

for the Misses birthday.

In 1912 or thereabouts the Electric Tram Company could replace a battery in 3 minutes. This is more than enough time to buy some flowers and a box of sun whitened chocolates and queuing for the loo key and is probably the way forward if someone can produce a standard.

Want a new HDMI cable? No? Bad luck. You'll need one for HDMI 2.1

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I can wait.

A lot longer.

A lot lot lot longer.

Unless a RaspberryPi comes out that can read disks on HDMI of course.

Pro tip: You can log into macOS High Sierra as root with no password

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Physical access is a problem

with a server. I dont know if there is a single installation of the leaky OS on a server anywhere in the world tho. Access to a laptop is normally, to use the technical term, a piece of piss.

Watchkeeper drones cost taxpayers £1bn

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In the 60s a the height of the cold war the Russians invented the ultimate weapon.

It's called modern management.

Tom Baker returns to finish shelved Doctor Who episodes penned by Douglas Adams

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Re: DNA

Na - some of his Dr Snuggles scripts were amazing. Well I was off work with bronchitis and well above the recommended dosage of whisky and Hills Bronchial Balsam which had morphine it and was the only cough medicine that ever worked.

China plots new Great Leap Forward: to IPv6

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Trump invented it

or was that the great firewal?

Neural networks: Today, classifying flowers... tomorrow, Skynet maybe

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"Once we have a set of weights that seem to work"

That's the fun bit. You harden that up and then another outlier arrives...

10 years of the Kindle and the curious incident of a dog in the day-time

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Is it possible to really read a technical book on one?

It didnt seem to be the case when I tried. I'm currently reading a >1300 page book on AI. I have a dozen paper bookmarks in it and often three or four fingers for near instant cross referencing. By the time I've retrained myself to do that on a kindle I'll have finished the book.

I've tried reading fiction on one and found it also lacks the quick flick back and forth as it seems to encourage one handed reading which means a complete body movement to free the other hand from the back of the neck to free it up for kindle use.

Everything about it seems to make reading just that little bit harder.

Boss made dirt list of minions' mistakes, kept his own rampage off it

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Re: Not IT-related

I had a Cossard twin beam oscilloscope and gym accessory that someone donated to me. One day a screw leapt of my work bench, clattered across the scope and disappeared down a ventilation whole smaller than it and one of the beams disappeared. Power off, lid off, spot screw, reach for screw, throw scope 15' across the room tearing a couple of dozen intercostals.

They dont make capacitors like they used to.

Or scopes - after a few weeks I could drag it back to where it should live and all was well!

Military test centre for frikkin' laser cannon opens in Hampshire

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Re: More Power...!

They experimented with blasting icebergs to pieces. I think it was to help shipping. It became apparent very quickly that icebergs can absorb exponentially more power than we can generate. I think fog will be a bit similar.

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Re: Dragonstrike

Deep cover for the 3rd runway protesters?

A certain millennial turned 30 recently: Welcome to middle age, Microsoft Excel v2

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Re: Excel - the thin edge of the wedge.

Spreadsheets in general have probably set back IT more that any other IT invention. I've seen whole IT departments leave the same day an accountant retired rather than have to maintain the unmaintainable,

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Excel

fighting computer science for 30 years.

Royal Navy destroyer leaves Middle East due to propeller problems

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Sand I guess.

No one expects sand in the Middle East. Gets us every time.

'Water on Mars' re-classified as just 'sand on Mars'

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There will be a lot more of this

A lot of evidence for water on Mars will turn out to be sand and rocks. We have no real experience of the geological conditions there.

From Vega with love: Pegasus interstellar asteroid's next stop

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Re: One wonders ...

By the time we have the technology to chase it we will be able to give it a going over from afar. I would imagine a moon base alfalfa (they will be growing their own) will be able to give it a fairly hefty whack with a laser or three and get a good idea of its make-up. Chasing it and attempting to land might prove a little more expensive and not much more illuminating.

Windows Update borks elderly printers in typical Patch Tuesday style

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I've got an old colour dot matrix

Its and old Brother (probably so old its a first born male) and just for interest I just plugged it in to an old linux box (parallel ports are a rarity these days!) and booted it into a Ubu 12 and it worked! Well I think it worked - I may have to make my own ribbons. I was intrigued to see maybe 20 other printers piled up in the corner that have infinitely less moving parts and yet have lived and died since I got the brother.

Why Boston Dynamics' backflipping borg shouldn't scare you

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Be worried, be very worried!

Most of the people I worked with excelled at adult level computer games and struggled in real life situations.

Car tax evasion has soared since paper discs scrapped

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@Martin Summers

Putting it on fuel has its problems. Apart from pushing the price up and encouraging further fuel cleansing to avoid tax - you'd be amazed how people come down to my remote farm to try and steal red diesel for just that purpose. Also smuggling is easy - most foreign truckers coming to this country have extra large tanks already to avoid having to re-fuel here and any excess can often be bought from returning truckers.

BT boss: Yeah, making a business case for 5G is hard

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If they dont buy it up

can they leave it open to the public. I'm sure we could make a useful alternative to ADSL and FTTP without all those accountants and advisers expecting a cut from inventing a business case.

TensorFlow lightens up to land on smartmobes, then embed everywhere

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Does this mean we can do AI on phones

and not have the data sent to google?

576-megapixel 'Zwicky Transient Facility' telescope sees first light

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Re: Open data!

I'm going to have to get a bigger monitor to use that as background. Though with my ADSL I'll have time to save up!

It's 2017 – and your Windows PC can be forced to run malware-stuffed Excel macros

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Re: WTF?

Oh and a happy 60th to Fortran while were about it!

BT plots to slash pension benefits for 32,000 staff

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a switch from RPI to CPI

It already has - ISTR a letter informing me of that a couple of years ago.

I believe the goverment keeps trying to get the courts to allow it to back out of its promise to underwrite the whole of the pension that I and many others were promised at the time.

Love the tories dislike of legal contracts.

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Re: There are already so many other ways to plug this fiscal hole.

Damn - you just reminded me of when I worked at Martlesham Heath Robinson. We had nice bar (for entertaining guests honest) and they used to do a fantastic pint of Adnams there from time to time.

I do miss the Friday afternoon tutorials where we used to share our cutting edge research amongst the group members after a couple of postprandials.

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Re: bollocks

Or perhaps they shouldn't have taken pension holidays when they stopped contributing their promised contribution to the pension funds so they could give it to shareholders and artificially and illegally* raised the share price.

* in any sane world.

Crap London broadband gets the sewer treatment

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Re: There are two problems with using sewers for networking

When I worked for BT ISTR plenty of cables being severed by other people digging up the roads for their own services. And the submarine cables used to get eaten by Sharks.

If I was putting cable in a sewer I think the best place for it would be along the roof and so long as you dont leave the ladders in the rats aren't going anywhere near that.