* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Virgin spaceplane makes maiden rocket-powered flight

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Re how fast

Mach 1 drops fro 760mph at sea level to around 660mph at 35000 feet and seems to stay there up to 60000 ft but I cant find figures for above that. It may be meaningless above there as the mean free path may be so long that any wave front disappears in noise. Perhaps Branson could do some useful science at this level by checking out for his own sonic boom on the way down.

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Re: Perhaps?

TBF it currently is the thing that is most likely to allow me to get 'above' the atmosphere and back alive. There is one chance in a few million I might get up there in this - which, at 6'5 is a lot better than having to earn enough to make my own spacecraft rather than just book two seats on this!

Don't want to alarm you, but defence bods think North Korea could nuke UK 'within a few years'

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The BBC were saying a missile could hit us 'in a few months'.

That's not a missile that's a pedallo.

How machine-learning code turns a mirror on its sexist, racist masters

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RE Be interesting to run this on the Register.

Don't run it on the Daily Mail FFS. It wont leave rooms for humans.

UK.gov: We're not regulating driverless vehicles until others do

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Greatly missed opportunity.

5 years ago was the time to start planning the open interfaces these vehicles will need to communicate with traffic control centres, each other and indeed other road users.

Can you imagine the problems that will arise when twenty different vehicle manufacturers arrive with their own systems and a cyclist is forced to pay for an iCar avoidance system before using a bit of road Apple has bribed some town council for test purposes. Or BMW demand a right to overtake and cut in when they feel like it. Or Uber thinking its OK to switch off most of the lidar because they are too keen to get rid of drivers asap.

The potential benefits of driverless vehicles is massive if they can be forced to co-operate with each other and other road users from day one for the benefit of all and not just whoever turns up first with a half cocked system and enough backing to buy a monopoly of something.

The government (and many others) will be on the back foot and end up providing well sub optimal interface protocols because they will be bullied into it and have no f'ing idea of the shit they will be dumping on us.

Furious gunwoman opens fire at YouTube HQ, three people shot

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Re: Of all places Open Carry

Always remember, at the start of your killing spree, to shoot the open carry lunatics first. They are easy to spot which and this may, at long last, teach the true meaning of irony to the muricans.

Linux 4.16 arrives, keeps melting Meltdown, preps to axe eight CPUs

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Re: In other IT news..

Google seem to have taken to making my phone update 11 apps that I dont use every week. I think its because I dont give permission for one of the apps I dont use to do something new so it just updates them every Monday. They are learning from the masters tho.

Brit Lords start peer-to-peer wrangling over regulating the internet

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pee-er to pee-er shirley

They wear the ermine cloaks to cover their nappies.

Doomed Chinese space lab Tiangong-1 crashes into watery Pacific grave

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Re: More trash for the ocean

An insignificant amount compared with the average westener's plastic deposits in the same pond.

Details of 600,000 foreign visitors to UK go up in smoke thanks to shonky border database

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Taking back control

well control-A del Y by the sounds of it.

Europe dumps 300,000 UK-owned .EU domains into the Brexit bin

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Re .eu out

there's already one for that - 404.

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Re: register now...

I think you will find any contract you sign for an .eu domain will already have riders in there to allow them to do what they want with their TLD.

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Re: OK How To register fuck.the.sodding.EU

So you are going to start up an entity in the EU to have a rude domain name and pay taxes etc there?

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Re: No surprise

We had 100% control - we could veto pretty much anything we wanted to. We didnt want to be a player. And now we are out in the bit bad wide world we have no-one who took the opportunity to learn how to be a player.

10Mbps for world+dog, hoots UK.gov, and here is how we're doing it

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Re: You could perhaps make it a bit progressive

But it would be cheaper for BT to rip out the 6 miles of copper and put in fibre for me (or it should be) I've been here 10 years and am on my 4th pair and second pole. I get half a dozen call outs to fix one thing or another.

And the really annoying part is it seems they've laid the fibre - they've just been waiting for the government to pay for it.

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Re: Bill increase of £20

@disgustedoftunbridgewells

But only small percentage of them need upgrading!!!!

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Bill increase of £20

per day knowing BT.

Machine learning library TensorFlow can count to potato... I mean, 1.7

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Performance is variable,

I've got an I7 8 core laptop. Tensor flow runs one the 'standard' handwritten number recognition rests in around 20 minutes on all 8 cores. This is a bit faster than on my ancient gx720. Caffe runs the same test in about 25 minutes on one core out of the box and a noticeably faster when compiled for the chipset and runs 5c cooler too. I didnt try recompiling Tensor because it didnt tell me it might be a good idea.

Now the GPU on the RaspberryPis is rated at 24Glops and my I7 is rated at 42 or so I'm looking forward to seeing that working ( or rather a box of Pi zeros working - in theory the PiZeros work out about twice as expensive as the cheapest Titan so they are value for money for up to a box load).

I must play with Snap and see if it is that much faster.

I cant think of any reason why Google would release slow software on the world tho...

Get the message, PHBs: New York City mulls ban on after-hours biz email

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Re: Good luck with that

It would be a lot cheaper to pay people extra to be on call. It would probably be a lot cheaper in the long run to pay for managers who could fucking manage.

Most FTSE 100 boards kept in the dark about cyber resilience plans

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Re: Plausible Deniability

They can always be told and then they'd have to admit they didnt understand a word of it.

Skip-wrecked! Boat full o' rubbish scuppered in Brit residential street

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Re: Fly-tipping

and soon to be sink tipping too.

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@phuzz

Engine oil and car batteries can be profitably recycled whereas tyres are a fucking expensive nightmare to get rid of without causing some serious pollution.

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, off you go: Snout of UK space forcibly removed from EU satellite trough

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Re: Bah!

bat crazy fur.

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Re: Being positive

Of course there's a plan. But it has to be kept secret from everybody in case it upsets our negotiating position.

PwC: More redundos at HQ of UK 'leccy stuff shop Maplin

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To be fair

A Maplin shop could largely have been replaced by a pick and place machine placing the desired items in a bag for you. In fact once you get rid of the plastic and display items you could probably do it in a transit van and do deliveries to customers and still be cheaper than Maplin.

Astro-boffins find new type of super-fast supernova

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So its not going out in a new way its just lighting its last fart.

For kicks and giggles.

UK watchdog finally gets search warrant for Cambridge Analytica's totally not empty offices

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Re: their chances in an Irish court are probably fairly high

that they will make at least one mistake at every court appearance that gets the case thrown out. A bit similar to May trying to not get Abu Hamza deported. Easily put down to incompetence but perhaps with an ulterior motive.

Uber's disturbing fatal self-driving car crash, a new common sense challenge for AI, and Facebook's evil algorithms

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Uber Lidar

I wonder why the Lidar did not pick up the poor woman. Perhaps they do it on the cheap - the ones used for mapping the ground can do 30,000 samples a second over a reasonable viewport. Should have picked up her shoes at least. Or perhaps they dont want the car to break on every moth or bird in front and have set a 'only if bigger than' to larger than shoe size. I guess wider ranges of laser frequencies might be necessary to ensure that people and cars dont cloak themselves.

Prof Stephen Hawking's ashes will be interred alongside Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin

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Highest Honour?

No, the highest honour would be to stop allowing the church to appropriate people like Hawkins.

SpaceX blasted massive plasma hole in Earth's ionosphere

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Re: Yawn Space elevators

And the space elevator tether will knock all the satellites out!

Hip hop-eration: Hopless Franken-beer will bring you hoppiness

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Re: Genetically Modified Yeast...

The think they seem to have missed is hops dont just provide flavour. They are normally boiled with the wort for 90 minutes or so and that produces a shit load of chemical reactions where the hop chemicals react with the malt sugars to produce molecules that not only affect the flavour but the mouth feel of beer. Leaving out the hops and the boil will make it feel like watery piss and not beer.

F-35B Block 4 software upgrades will cost Britain £345m

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Thats a lot for an upgrade

but a lot cheaper than a working upgrade.

https://xkcd.com/1969/

We sent a vulture to find the relaunched Atari box – and all he got was this lousy baseball cap

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Atari controller?

If only someone would invent a 3d printer, you knock one of those out in an hour.

Fancy a viaduct? We have a wrought Victorian iron marvel to sell you

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Re: Forgotten Relics

True - I doubt if people will be waking in the middle of the night in 50 years time screaming "delicate iron latticework".

Programming languages can be hard to grasp for non-English speakers. Step forward, Bato: A Ruby port for Filipinos

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Whats the problem?

Most english speakers cant program even if the programming language is in english.

But seriously the really hard bit about computing is computing. People invent different languages all the time and none of them make it any easier - they merely move the hurdles up and down the track but they still have to be jumped. Give people a version of a language in their language and they will have to jump the hurdle of learning the english equivalents when they start using libraries.

From my own experience learning programming in non-machine code I had to learn the words I was using were not used in computing in the way they were used in common english.

Treat computing like chemistry where you tend to learn German if you want to get past A'Level in it, and accept the lingua-franca is 'English'.

Geoboffins believe gigantic volcanoes kickstarted Mars' oceans

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Re: Hellas Planitia crater is 2300 km wide and 9 km deep....

Do you do these suicide missions regularly?

Screw luxury fridges, you can now run webOS on your Raspberry Pi

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Re: So?

There's an OpenCl for the GPU on the Pi and TensorFlow has an OpenCl version. Put those two together and the PiZero Farm becomes one of the cheaper way of doing AI!

No, Stephen Hawking's last paper didn't prove the existence of a multiverse

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Re: Cognito ergo universi?

I think Alexi Sayle had this one worked out: " I fucking head-butted him in the throat". Hard to argue with eye watering pain.

BT: We're shuttering final salary pension scheme

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Re: Feel sorry for BT

The NCB had the better idea of killing them at work or soon after.

Birmingham UK to Uber: Want a new licence? Tell us about your operating model

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Re: Losing how much?

When Uber has destroyed the competition it raises its prices and then turns into the 'whining black cab' company complaining about neo-uber that pops up to undercut it. Unless it bribes lots of politicians to prevent any competition. It really is an evil corrupt business model.

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Re: Business Model:

But at least proper taxi companies and drivers pay some of the tax that covers roads, health care for the raped and legal fees and prison costs. Uber is a parasite on society.

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Re: park bench

I'm mobile! Which is more than can be said for the poor bastard sleeping under the bench when it gave way under me.

In fact it was the two foot of mobility that caused his problem.

Neural networks whip fleshbag butt at identifying craters

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Combined with facial recognition can it identify teeenagers

Actually perhaps it would be better to combine it with GPS and road repairers.

Office junior had one job: Tearing perforated bits off tractor-feed dot matrix printer paper

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Re: out of paper!

The above mentioned line printer once produced a seriously high security document about (amongst other things) document security from one of those shitty little Hitler types that pick up on the slightest mistake you make and then write a policy to stop you breathing. This was late on a Friday evening and the document was safely stored for a few days before being placed in his in tray when he was out of his office searching all the printers in the very large building where we worked and dripping sweat from every pore on his terrified body.

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Re: Ah, the "good old days" ...

One place I worked had a seriously fast line printer - my memory says 5000lpm which sounds ridiculous now but I remember trying to feed it some card like fan fold and accidentally sent it a 'box' of form feeds and the 'paper' shot across the print room faster than the eye could see some 30 feet or so. Took me hours to repack so I could print the occasionally creased party invites.

Ugh, of course Germany trounces Blighty for cyber security salaries

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And they have those horrible laws

that means you cant be worked to death. Some friends worked there and managed 4 day weekends skiing over the season by working 'english hours' for 3 days or so. And sometimes the company shut early as it total hours meant it had to or pay a fine.

Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

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Re: Where is everybody?

Actually I'm thinking in 1491 the native Americans were probably thinking 'Thank Eagle Lord those bastards from Greenland havent come back to New Brunswick like they did 500 years ago and give up all those nasty diseases our population is still recovering from

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Re: Assumptions

I think one thing you need for intelligent life to form is somewhere like earth and 4 billion years. To make somewhere like earth you need a couple of generations of stars. and also for it to not have too many active stars in the region blowing up and wiping out any life before it has 4 billion years to get to the point where it thinks a digital watch is a good thing. Any region of space that is likely to provide these conditions will have to take around 10 billion years to provide the planet with all the elements necessary and not too much radiation around the place. Which get us to about now from the big bang.

I'd put good money on their being other intelligent life out there and its a couple of billion light years away and thinking the same as us and in a couple of billion years we may just have detectors sufficiently sensitive to catch their first TV shows.

Stephen Hawking dies, aged 76

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How long will it be before someone sees so far

by standing on the wheels of a giant?

OK, deep breath, relax... Let's have a sober look at these 'ere annoying AMD chip security flaws

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Re: I wonder if the money trail leads back to Intel?

I think you will find money trails are a lot harder to follow than working out how to diagnose the most obtuse security problems. Which is strange when, of modern business skills, accountancy is the one that should be most easy to make completely transparent and traceable.

Strange that.