* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Off somewhere nice on holibobs? Not if you're flying British Airways: IT 'systems issue' smacks UK airports once again

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Re: Didn't BA used to be a good airline once...?

I flew LHR to Duluth with work, Business class! Champagne was OK. After that I find the best thing to drink is a bloody mary, without ice. So I ordered one and it turned up with ice in it. At the end of the flight I could attract the attention of the hostess and she'd say "bloody mary wthout ice" and return with tomato juice dripping from her fingers. After 14 of the buggers!

Microsoft follows up those licensing hikes by snipping away costs for Azure Archive Storage

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Re: Microsoft, Amazon...

yup- typical capitalists. Tell everyone competition is good and do there best to stamp it out.

Our hero returns home £500 richer thanks to senior dev's appalling security hygiene

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Re: Low quality coding

JJ - quite a lot of work goes into getting a Ph.D. I used to have to read about a dozen dissertations a year when I was in chip design. And implement them!

Google to offer users a choice of default search engine on Android in the EU – but it's pay to play

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Re: No thanks

Uninstall? Wont it just reinstall itself next time it updates? I#ve never worked out how to get rid of the 'core' apps that I never use but for some reason Anthrax cant live without.

Bit barn raising Arizona: Thirsty Microsoft mounts blazing saddle, plants 3 solar-powered server farms

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Cooling?

In the desert you say? Radiative cooling at night is normally quite effective in deserts.

Get ready for a literal waiting list for European IPv4 addresses. And no jumping the line

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Yup so many bits the package contains nothing but the address.

condoms

other letters are available.

Alibaba sketches world's 'fastest' 'open-source' RISC-V processor yet: 16 cores, 64-bit, 2.5GHz, 12nm, out-of-order exec

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Re: 7nm anyone?

Who needs more performance. More bang per watt is what I'm looking for, I've got a RaspberryPi4 in a PiTop that seems to run for about 6 or 7 hours on a charge. Double that and I'm more than happy.

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7nm anyone?

Could be fun!

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Re: What you believe

Given it seems to take less than 5 years for sufficient weeds to develop resistance to roundup and defeat any benefit I doubt the farmers will be better off in the long run or produce more food. I've got weeds in my gravel paths that are now resistant to all but NaClO4 which you cant buy any more but fortunately I've got some left over.

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We used to have 'free' food. That's why they brought in the enclosures acts - so people had to go and work in the mills or starve.

UK PM Johnson spins revolving doors, new digital minister falls through

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Re: "new minister of digital"

In the Ministers for Pies presumably.

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Re: I have a feeling

That would result in £350M a week savings for the NHS as several hundred thousand gammons drop dead simultaneously.

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They'd be off the TSC before they got to the question mark. "Think positive" is the only though allowed now.

City-obliterating asteroid screamed past Earth the other night – and boffins only clocked it just 26 hours beforehand

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1.5m aimed up the Bristol channel would be a killer. Its all about luck in these things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Channel_floods,_1607

Rise of the Machines hair-raiser: The day IBM's Dot Matrix turned

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Re: I had the reverse situation

I'd bet its less than 80% of guys get the hint. In my 40 years in engineering and IT there was a serious incel whiny misogynist problem. Or just engineers who had trouble with things they couldn't control. I've seen women driven out of the workforce by fuckwits for no other reason than their mere presence made the blokes uncomfortable. People who would go around making charges like yours when there was no validity - just a complete lack of social awareness,

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Re: Try a Lathe

I was doing a student apprenticeship which involved lots of metalworking. We were given orange boiler suits before the US increased its prison stupidity. One of my colleagues decided the piece he had turned would benefit from a quick polish and used his sleeve cuff. A fraction of a second later there was a grunt a ripping noise and then the flap flap flap of his overalls spinning on the lathe and the clatter of his small change and he was just stood in his underpants and boots and socks and safety goggles.

The lesson to be learned here is check your overalls - decent ones are stitched with cotton that is nowhere near as strong as the material.

LightSail 2 successfully unfurls its silvery solar sails, prepares to become a truly solar-powered satellite

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Re: Point Whoosh.

But as graphene is not strong enough by a long chalk there is no conceivable material that you could make it from. C-C is 3/4 the strength of the strongest bond you can get and anything else is not going to be in graphenes useful lattice.

So the tether does indeed look impossible,

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Re: You are Lord Kelvin and I claim my £5

Trump and Johnson says we're going backwards.

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Re: Dogs must be carried

Have you never read Tin-Tin?

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Re: Arthur C Clarke

You'll have a long wait - even graphene aint strong enough.

Fantastic Mr Fox? Not when he sh*ts on your lawn, kids' trampoline and your soul

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Stop leaving your shit everywhere.

If people weren't so lazy and messy in towns there would be no food for foxes to live on,

Meet the super-speedy white dwarf binary system that's going to grav-wave our world

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Re: Reg units?

mmm kebab.

BT adopts Ubuntu OpenStack as core brains for its 5G, fibre-to-the-premises rollout

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Re: OpenStack is a dumpster fire

I used to run a triumvirate where our company and two others held a PC and storage at each others premises for backup restore processes. Over ISDN. never used it in anger which is probably lucky as we could never work out quite where to keep the encryption key.

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Re: Oh, so *that's* why

I was walking the dog and found openreach putting in fibre to where my phone line is connected. The engineers who came round to fix things used to call it a cabinet until BTs FTTC squeezed some money out of the district council.

I watched them put it in, I read the cable.

Its not fibre - no one has any idea what I'm talking about - apart from a provider who was offered it by accident.

Just add water: Efficient Energy’s HFC-free chillers arrive in the UK

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Re: Strange units

A bushel of barley makes a barrel of beer. What could be more logical or satisfying.

Too hot to handle? Raspberry Pi 4 fans left wondering if kit should come with a heatsink

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Re: Small heatsinks are less then ideal

I dont use cases but I got a heatsink for my 4G and just sticking an 8 inch tube of rolled card on the top of the heatsink to make a chimney knocks a good 15c off it.

When you play the game of Big Spendy Thrones, nobody wins – your crap chair just goes missing

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Re: Disassembling chairs

When I hit 24 stone I developed an arse sense that could tell me when a chair was going to admit defeat and I often left a structurally unsound but otherwise normal looking chair for some poor sod to crash through to the pub floor.

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Re: "disk drives the size of top-loading washing machines"

My dads lab had a thing for slicing up microscope samples that consisted of a very very very circular piece of tin foil spun at immense speed. It worked in a near vacuum but I found by arranging various bits of glass rods and tape I could defeat all the various fail safes and start it spinning with the door open. It went from whining to screaming to a very very loud crack that was an incredibly short but really painfully scary click as the foil basically vaporised itself coating the inside of the machine and my face in partly oxidised dust that would have given the game away even if the noise of it self destructing hadn't cause my face to adopt a look of 'OH FUCKING SHIT' that I couldn't shift for several hours.

I cant remember what my punishment was and as my Dad was old school violent and I can remember the effect that noise had on me it must have been extremely sharp.

Pair programming? That's so 2017. Try out this deep-learning AI bot that autocompletes lines of source code for you

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Would it be like those DD list for class properties and member functions

that make you always pick the wrong one?

Rust in peace: Memory bugs in C and C++ code cause security issues so Microsoft is considering alternatives once again

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Re: Who writes Rust?

Rust MAY be safer but it will not have the massive collection of libraries that other languages and organisations have built up that are vital to their work, So people will have to use the FFI and they will find their leakage problems are not solved.

I'd bet a far faster and more sustainable way to sort out these problems is to use many of the code coverage and analysis tools that are available and actually spend some time using it to check over the existing code for errors that are glaring to these things these days.

Trying to make new languages to solve old problems will invariably lead to more annoyance - I've got about 40 different Python implementations on my system - DLLhell++. I have no doubt RUST will come up with some similarly annoying but equally cul-de-sac moment that they didnt foresee that has been solved in many other languages.

You ain't getting around UK data laws on a technicality, top judge tells Google

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Given they will be able to get the law changed for a lot less than that in the UK

I am not looking forward to the next few years.

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Re: Isn't that precious ?

Rather dysfunctional? Any legal system that can lock people up on a lesser charge that the innocents are given as an option to avoid a greater charger they are also innocent of id totally dysfunctional already.

Shit its only a couple of years since it stopped using hocus pocus hair identification tests that seemed to only work when the defendant was black.

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

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Re: Rural rage

Why dig up the roads when you can just put it in the bottom of the ditch. Last time I looked you could lay fibre at the bottom of an ocean - I doubt some Lincolnshire ditchwater would present much of a problem. The farmers in projects like B4RN will often lay the cable for you - which is why that costs about 1/10th the equivalent commercial service. Oh hang on I've just seen where I went wrong there.

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Re: unusable water cannon for the police, later sold for scrap at a £300,000 loss.

I always felt Boris had seen the Poll Tax riots and realised that he could kettle^ a few demonstrators and be a hero for stopping what he started. I hope Brexit goes that way!

* its called kettling by the Police because its about bringing things to the boil.

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Re: See those flying Pigs?

Perhaps the flying pigs could tie some fibre to their tails and drag it to where its needed!

I reckon one loop round Borises neck and then off to Mars should do it.

Bulb smart meters in England wake up from comas miraculously speaking fluent Welsh

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Re: monthly readings not appearing on accounts

Now if I could get one that would poll MY house power control unit with the price my electricity is going to change to in a second or so I could turn on the immersion and or storage heaters when its cheaper than using other sources they could be on to something.

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Re: Smart Phoey

TBF to the engineers here designing these things must be choking on their own vomit having to design something so antediluvian as they are specced. I spoke to our supplier - they kept ringing to see if I wanted one - and it is of almost zero use to the customer and given we dont get a 'bespoke wireless' signal where the current meter is its of no use to them either. But they really really wanted to install it anyway. I guess that's so they dont have to install one that might work for me for 30 years or something.

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Re: Luckily

Kernow is coming back slowly - around 2000 speakers in Cornwall now. One thing about a local language is it can be very useful in entertainment situations. When all the brexiters come down here for holidays as they cant afford (or cant get visas) to leave these festered isles the serving staff and lifeguards will be able to communicate privately about which ones are more of a pain than the others and should be avoided as much as possible. Being able to feign a lack of English will allow them to have their full shouty holiday experience.

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Re: English native speaker here.

If you can get an A'level in Latin you can get into Oxbridge to do classics even though you cant open a door that says 'PULL' on it and then go on to lie your way to the top of the political heirarchy here. Doesn't sound useless.

Dear chip designers: It will no longer cost you an Arm and a leg to use these CPU cores (well, not at first, anyway...)

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Not cheap these things.

I was hoping to design some CMOS stuff for monolithic inverters and the like. They (not ARM) wanted $40K for the details required to even work out if their process was up to it. It was almost like they didnt want people to use it!

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, where to go? Navigation satellite signals flip from degraded to full TITSUP* over span of four days

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Re: We live in a society

Every now and then i wonder about the Carrington Event in 1859. I'm fairly certain if that happened today we would see the end of civilisation as we know it. What we need is a backup system something on the lines of RaspberryPis with mesh networking over shortwave and wifi , a solar panel, battery and a large disk with as much info on how to switch the world back on in it.

Hell hath no fury like a radar engineer scorned

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Re: Concrete Tornado

kt88s! ISTR an amp with 16 of those in. I reckon that could have ignited the flash bulbs acoustically.

I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

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2 Meg?

We had unlimited storage! However you could never carry more than 4 or 500 punched cards at a time.

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Ah - so you've found the Open Office documentation then!

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If "I" crash the whole program/machine mind???

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Re: Chalk missiles

My grandma was left handed. She wrote an almost perfect copperplate with her right hand. The back of her left hand was seriously scarred and mangled from accidentally picking up the pen with it and the resulting ruler damage.

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One of my classmates had pissed about in the gym and managed to unhook one of the climbing ropes - the metal top dropped on his head and split it wide open. About a week later the nicest sweetest teacher in the school lost his temper for the first and possibly only time in his career and hurled the board duster at the pissed about in the gym lad who had broken him and it grazed the top of his head and a fountain of blood erupted from the wound.

How we laughed! God we were bastards!

300,000 edgy folk pledge themselves on Facebook to storming supposedly UFO-tastic Area 51

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Re: @StagateSg7

Jesus - my mouse wheel is getting worn out scrolling past this shit!

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Re: 7.62mm isnt that a bit old hat?

Dont be silly - they'll use the alien technology they've accumulated. The 300,000 will just turn around and walk off looking for the nearest burger emporium drooling slightly more than on their way in!

Literally rings our bell: Scottish eggheads snap quantum entanglement for the first time

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Snigger

Bell entanglement.

Gufaw!