* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

It's a billion-ton, 14-million-mile long mysterious alien formation – and Earth is heading right into it

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Re: Meteor storms are always accompanied by a shit load of fine dust

But I'd have to lie face down in the deck chair to do that. My problem would be staying awake!

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Meteor storms are always accompanied by a shit load of fine dust

which is invisible until it forms condensation nucleii preventing any viewing of the meteorites it accompanies.

According to my weather forecast the only time cloud cover drops below 90% at night during the shower it will be accompanied by 45mph winds which will make viewing from my deck chair impossible unless I increase my weight by imbibing 10 pints which brings its own problems.

It's the end of the 20-teens, and your Windows PC can still be pwned by nothing more than a simple bad font

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Re: Out o'curiosity ...

"allow subtle but useful typographical features" I think the usefulness of them is far exceeded by their "subtle but fucking dangerous loopholes'. Fonts, to a large extent, are just another distraction space. Designers will wet themselves over feature the user will never ever notice or miss,.

$13m+ Swiss Army Knife of blenders biz collapses to fury of 20,000 unfulfilled punters

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Re: Stop backing gadget products, you twits

Outsourcing in a nutshell, no clamshell, no slideout keyboard unit...

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Kickstarter motto

never give a sucker an even break.

Oi, Queenslander who downloaded 26.8TB in June alone – we see you

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We have a 500G monthly allowance. We have a couple of holiday cottages and rarely get near using it all unless a games machine appears on the list of devices. I tend to check when teenagers are seen around and very occasionally turn on QOS to limit it a bit. Did have an old lady whose phone seemed to have been infested and had to put that on choke.

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Re: Quick maths

I started downloading an Astronomical database and it was nearly a day before I realised the indicator was still stuck at 0% and it dawned I didnt want it after all.

I have a friend who downloads and uploads Tb on his 1G connection but he is a real astrophysicist even it he is retired.

Scientists use machine-learning algorithms to map out 10 billion cells from human bodies in fight against cancer

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Re: All machine learning is glorified statistical analysis

I'd put good money on the brain being the same, More layered and preprogrammed by evolution since the Ediacaran but nothing more.

It’s been two years since net neutrality was killed in the US. Let’s celebrate by having another fight over it

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Re: [aside to camera, crouching behind the bushes]

It is part of the de-democratising of democracy. Once you have got one party that is happy to dance for a lot of money the others cannot get a word in edgeways if they dont play the same game. One side is deliberately corrupt the others not so much.

Boffins find proof that yes, Carl Sagan and Joni Mitchell were right, we really are all made up of star stuff

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Re: "[Palladium] is easily destroyed by heat"

In vacuo?

When is an electrical engineer not an engineer? When Arizona's state regulators decide to play word games

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Re: AKA Libertarians

Just because you can legally shit on people doesnt mean you have to.

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These organisations that decide who is and who isnt an engineer

protecting the interests of their members sound like Unions. I'm surprised they're legal in the US.

Apple sues iPhone CPU design ace after he quits to run data-center chip upstart Nuvia

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Re: Apple wouldn't do similar?

What did they actually provide for ARM that was new and unique?

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Re: Another language

This is the US of Any new word mangling is allowed, no compulsorised. People dont go fast there they travel at a greater rate of speed. Someone burgles your house and you have not been burgled you have been burglarized. Makes Vogon poetry sound good.

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No employee owes a company loyalty and an ex-employee should be able to get really rude about them.

I'll take your frame to another dimension, pay close attention: This AI auto-generates 3D objects from 2D snaps

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Russel's teapot just got a lot more complicated.

Ad network ransomware crook to flog £5k Rolex after court confiscates £270k in ill-gotten gains

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Something about doing time...

cmon El Reg you get paid for this shit!

Remember the Dutch kid who stuck his finger in a dam to save the village? Here's the IT equivalent

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I just ditched a 22" old Hitachi CRT monitor that was still providing good service after over 20 years. I used to shimmer on startup but settled by the time my tea was made. I only got rid of it because it took up so much of the desk and a few hundred unnecessary watts. I can fit the drumkit in there now!

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Re: About the same time that ...

My mother was Aberdonian and a dike in Scotland is the ditch the dike is dug from in England. Or is it the other way round?

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Re: Wrong Buttons...

There is something in the GUI that adds gravity to icons that shouldn't be clicked so even if you've done this before and approach the button you want in a direction that will not bring you over the said button you find that you will hover over the button you want press click and it the cursor will move over to the icon and do the button press.

Elon Musk gets thumbs up from jury for use of 'pedo guy' in cave diver defamation lawsuit

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Re: I think pedo Musk may come to regret this

He started it!

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BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'

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twistecukar?

Asteroid Bennu is flinging particles of dust and rock from its surface – and scientists can't work out why

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Re: Space is hotter than you think

My apologies - I thought Bennu was the less Nazi name for the interstellar thingy. We have too many minor minor minor planets and need to name these thing scientifically with canonical cataloguing numbers or database SQL clauses that can be entered directly into my scope so it will spin round and knock me on the head as I try and find something in the spotting scope.

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Re: Space Dandruff

This has been interstellar for a very long time. So its been around 4K for a long time, slowly accumulating debris at around that temperature. Now imagine it comes near a sun and gets warmed up a couple of hundred K and a 10cm piece of rock expands just a bit more than the substrate its embedded in. I've seem bits of concrete raised by similar temperatures travel several tens of meters on earth though that may be assisted by additional vapour pressure but man selects special materials for around fire places for a good reason.

You looking for an AI project? You love Lego? Look no further than this Reg reader's machine-learning Lego sorter

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Oh god - I just hope Jenga and Lego never breed!

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If I have enough lego to need sorting

I could afford servants to do it for me.

Following the wild, roaring success of its Snapdragon 8cx Arm laptop chip, Qualcomm's back with the 8c, 7c

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Re: Dear Santa....

No - you will have something much better in a couple of years and like it or else!

Former Oracle product manager says he was forced out for refusing to deceive customers. Now he's suing the biz

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Alternatives to features.

We strained our eyes with Lenovo's monster monitor: 43.4 inches for price of five 24" screens

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Bad for storage

I have about 4 times the surface area and 3* the pixels occupying the volume of a stack of A3 paper in the corner of my cave. In a few minutes I can have them all up and working. If I got one of these and got bored with it and upgraded it would be virtually unstoreable giving it about a 5th of its possible lifetime.

Internet Society CEO: Most people don't care about the .org sell-off – and nothing short of a court order will stop it

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Re: Most people don't care whether Andrew Sullivan is alive or dead

I'd like to see a picture of him - I dont know why they chose a picture of Kenneth Branagh playing a paedophile instead.

We are absolutely, definitively, completely and utterly out of IPv4 addresses, warns RIPE

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My old BT router was proud of the fact it wasnt ready for IPv6. My EE router doesnt seem to have anything to do with IPv6. Bitching on the Reg is fun but will achieve nothing.

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Re: re: If you don’t see traffic

Yahoo on IPv4 is pretty shit - they seem more intent on serving you adds for Yahoo than doing any Yahooing these days.

BBC tells Conservative Party to remove edited Facebook ad featuring its reporters

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There are so many reports out indicating BBC bias

it would take the BBC news dept to deny them.

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It's all relative! - yes its the Mother of bias.

We've found it... the last shred of human decency in an IT director – all for a poxy Unix engineer

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Re: The senior manager wearing a mob cap and apron

I did a study of certain aspects of office efficiency and the tea trolley was by far the most cost effective 'extra', Without is people get drinks when they feel like it and drink more - as a result they need the loo more, As such people are a way from their desks more and harder to contact. for quick chats/updates etc and office rhythms are thrown. The important thins to remember, however, is beancounter's ideas are always right even it the balance sheet proves otherwise.

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Re: Champagne

Many people dont realise that a bottle of champers can be poured into two pint glasses with relative ease and this means you dont have to get out of bed to refill quite as often. Flutes are for people who are too tight to drink it proper,

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I admitted to a rather costly mistake that was all down to me

We had a meeting of about 40 engineers and execs as to why a certain test transistor was the wrong way round on a chip, costing some £50k to overcome and repair and in preparation for the meeting I found a slip of paper in my desk coal layer that instructed us to put all the test transistors on a set of around 12 chips in the same orientation and I'd forgotten to do this on one. About 10 minutes work for me to fix but new masks and the test procedures would be disrupted until the new devices came through production, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Sweating more than a dozen princes whipping boys as the meeting started I jumped in and fessed up and apologised and sat back waiting for my chair to tip me back into the fires of hell beneath the meeting room.

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Nothing. The remaining 2 hrs of the meeting wandered aimlessly around trying to pin the blame on someone else, some procedure or something as I sat there with the loud buzzing in my ears quieting slowly until the meeting finished and I went back to my desk, added a couple of lines to my tick list, went to the CAD system and put the transistor the right way round, ran the enhanced check, ticked off the checklist and sent the tape to production and no-one ever mentioned it to me again and I never had the courage to ask why I wasn't shot.

Go champion retires after losing to AI, Richard Nixon deepfake gives a different kind of Moon-landing speech...

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Re: Yeh,...

It wont be that far off.

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Re: glitchy

Even live TV has bucket loads of artefacts these days.

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Re: AI Go.

But humans need 200 watts to keep running so perhaps we should cut brains out and they can fight it out on the 20w limit,

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Re: potentially radical

My Gran used to write copper plate with her right hand despite being left handed. Her left hand was badly scarred from the beatings it took when it picked up the pen to write. Welsh was banned from being spoken for a while and legally only came back in 1992.

China stinks but we have barely moved on from them.

High-resolution display output or Wi-Fi: It seems you can only choose one on Raspberry Pi 4

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Re: Interference

And gold can cause a thing called the purple plague - well if you dont put some Ti on the silicon before sticking gold connectors on it.

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Re: @Dwarf - Memory persistance

Having spent 2 1/2 years walking into our Uni computer room to mostly see it illuminated with 'HARDWARE FAULT' I was given access to a PDP11/20 IIRC and some FORTRAN and if I hadn't spent a few years booting other machines with similar switches I might just be able to. Even writing this I have the memory of the smell of the manuals.

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Even the zero pisses on a PDP11

I will see how many I can SIMH on it when I have a proper mo.

Oracle finally responds to wage discrimination claims… by suing US Department of Labor

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Re: Ok...ok...

White male privilege is not an ethnicity - it is a position of choice.

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Re: Ok...ok...

This isn't due to them starting families so much as they get pushed out by insecure males. I worked for a large UK company and the attitude to women in engineering was disgusting but some of us tried to do something about it. I did some work in the US and there was not a single women of degree level or above in around 100 people I worked with - apparently they weren't up to it whatever the up to was was never discussed but we had some fun nights out at places where women were not customers as far as I could see. But there was no sexism, women just weren't up to the job.

Irish eyes aren't smiling after govt blows €1m on mega-printer too big for parliament's doors

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Re: "As if document publication is a core function of a government"

If only someone had invented a document format that can be read on screens of varying sizes and accessibility levels and kept up to date from a central server so everyone one has access to the latest and most accurate info. We could call it HTML.

Talking a Blue Streak: The ambitious, quiet waste of the Spadeadam Rocket Establishment

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Re: How do you pronounce spadeadm?

I'd decided its bastard Birdoswald. My dad was an archaeology buff with a predilection for Roman shit and many of my weekends were destroyed by being dragged along Hadrians wall( remember Derek Griffiths anyone?) and I went to Birdoswald more times than I care to remember, If I'd known this was just over the hill I might have seen if I could have broken in for a look!

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Re: USA probably at the root of it

ISTR people complaining the US was crippling the UK economy with is lend-lease demands. The theme continues with the EU and will no doubt continue with Trumps trade deal.