* Posts by Tom 7

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Vegas, baby! A Register reader gambles his software will beat the manual system

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Re: Sabotaged by IT

I've had similar in that my Systems Manager liked to go on MS training courses so of course upgrades and new versions were as regular as possible so he could have a week learning how the menus had been re-arranged. He managed 5 weeks away learning stuff to a Sqlserver upgrade from 4.5 despite the fact all the new features he wanted had been provided by me already and 4 of the weeks were nothing to do with his job. So of course the rest of us had to suffer while we worked out how the new menus were configured in a live system once he upgraded.

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All too common

I've had my code rejected due to high failure rate - about 1% due to out of legal range input data. Only for it to be replaced in the long run with nearly 100 entry clerks printing out the electronic forms and double entering them and achieving a 5% error rate. An empire was wanted by the commissioner and had to tell some massive porkies about my code which had far exceeded their expectations and spec!

Another bit of code solved a commission anomaly which meant sales could work with customers to get orders of (say) 10,000 items and then return 9,995 of them and still get the commission for 10,000 items. Turned out their bosses got a large commission based their staffs commission so fuck the shareholders.

I've found many projects held up for patently spurious reasons and being able to write sql and with access to the various DBs its never ceased to amaze me the level of hanky panky going on above my pay grade. I've always felt it best not to delve too deep or point the finger too directly as people who do this can turn very nasty. I could have been very rich if I could have exploited some information I've had - or been marched out in handcuffs unable to prove my case once out of the building so I'm never quite sure whether it was cowardice that stopped me doing something though in most cases a lot of people other than myself would have been out of work for no fault of their own.

Red Hat pulls Free Software Foundation funding over Richard Stallman's return

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I dare say we all ought to stop using the internet then.

Sadly, the catastrophic impact with Apophis asteroid isn't going to happen in 2068

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Did you see the floating cruise liner mirage a week or two ago? Just need the right inversion layer across the US!

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Re: placing it even closer than some satellites in geosynchronous orbits

2354 BC all over again!

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Re: Wish upon a star

Cant they nudge it to be a grazer - one that flies into the atmoshphere and out without hitting the ground? There have been some of these before - one with 13 lumps that burned across the sky,Would love to see that!

Yes, there's nothing quite like braving the M4 into London on the eve of a bank holiday just to eject a non-bootable floppy

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Re: Scammers and time wasters do blacklist people...

I have a friend blessed with a near perfect memory and it was an utter delight to watch him invite in the Jehovas Witlesses on their rounds and give them a thorough schooling in their own religion and then decimate it by going through the inconsistencies and contradictions without once mentioning the possibility that it was all made up.

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You have to be careful with scripts. I spent ages creating a bullet proof script I'd written for helping do something over the phone and the boss called asking for help and we'd worked through it three time with no success before I notice the scroll bar and realised we missed two important lines at the top. My only defence was I was not on call, I was pissed and he was bloody lucky I answered the call at all and he was doing a foreigner out of his depth as usual!

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I got one last week "We are processing a £480 charge to your Master Card press 1 to cancel" and strung the poor sod on for about 10 minutes before he became abusive. They ask for your credit card details so they can cancel the charge so you have to go find the card and then when you return start making up some number and then go "Oh hang on it cant be this one it expired last year I'll go find the new one" He seemed quite interested in the clothes I had to go through to try and find the imaginary card. You did say it was a Master Card didn't you I dont seem to have one of those, I've got a library card if that helps" Tirade imcoming while I piss myself laughing at him complaining about me wasting his time.

The old MS scams were great because you could keep them going for 30 minutes waiting for the computer to boot and then waiting for it to do an update and reboot and then searching for all the MS shit on a linux box before the cracked.

Tesla broke US labor law with anti-union efforts – watchdog

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Re: Who is the most disgusting?

Those are not donations. They are advertising. It may seem a lot of money to you but it will be tax deductible and its single figure or lower percentages of their worth.

Grotesque soundbyte alert: UK government opens wallet to help rural areas get 'gigafit'

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Re: NI bung

They'd already stopped the renewable heat initiative when they took the bribe.

John Cleese ‘has a bridge to sell you’, suggests $69,346,250.50 price to top Beeple's virtual art record

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My lack of sense of humour?

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Are there any other sort?

From Maidenhead to Morocco: In a change to the scheduled programming, we bring you The On Call of Dreams

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Went to install some gear and software in Istanbul

5 days allocated which I thought was taking the piss. Spent 3 days sitting around to hotel waiting for the equipment to be released by customs 'any moment now' before someone informed the boss that some folding forms would need to be 'filled in'. Got the stuff installed and working just in time for one night out and then home. 3 days with some of the most amazing places to visit all fucked up because of backsheesh! Miss you Dave!

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Re: On call Legend

Clubs are stupidly expensive. I've been on a couple of stag does in Spain and one on Ibiza but with locals who dont bother with clubs - apart from one in Bilboa which was serving pints of Gin and Tonic at 5 in the morning for about £7 a go. Never go where the English crowds go and you wont go far wrong.

The Audacity of it all: Version 3.0 of open-source audio fave boasts new file format, 160+ bug fixes

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Re: Still no VST Instruments?

But to have instruments of any form would turn into a massive unusable mess.You're holding it wrong!

Space station dumps 2.9-ton battery pack to burn up in Earth's atmosphere after hardware upgrade

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Re: Hypocrisy

And that is a problem how?

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Re: Pollution?

Sorry about the typo. I'm definitely not pretty - even by the light of several rare earths tearing through the upper atmosphere.

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Re: Pollution?

I hope they keep a close eye on it - simply so they can give us a warning of when its going to burn up. I could be quite pretty.

Millimetre-sized masses: Physics boffins measure smallest known gravitational field (so far)

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Re: From which we can conclude

I dunno my hifi has taken to buzzing at 50hz which is the frequency the bee that evolved with tomatoes uses to shake the pollen from the flowers. And I had a salad last night.

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Surely gravity has some noticeable effect at the nuclear level. While G is quite small the distances involved in the quantum description of, say, a nucleus often involve 0 which tends to make 1/r**2 fucking larger as Newton put it.

Microsoft customers locked out of Teams, Office, Xbox, Dynamics – and Azure Active Directory breakdown blamed

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When you own the whole system

who are you going to blame?

Boffins revisit the Antikythera Mechanism and assert it’s no longer Greek to them

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Re: Hopefully Janina Ramirez will do something about it

I can imagine there being a fight over the rights for this. I can see a certain someone dressing up as one!

License to thrill: Ahead of v13.0, the FreeBSD team talks about Linux and the completed toolchain project that changes everything

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It seems there are some who have done this already! https://clang.llvm.org/extra/clang-tidy/Integrations.html

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I've been meaning to look a bit further into LLVM having used GCC for 30 years or so. I've often felt that the IDE and the language your are programming in are two sides of the same hand and GCC is just too big to climb into but LLVM may be a bit easier to groc and exploit.

Out of this world: Listen to Perseverance rover fire its laser at Mars rocks as the wind whips around it

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Vinyl

Some Martian fell asleep while listening to their fave album.

Japanese billionaire invites y'all to apply for an all-expenses-paid Moon trip in a SpaceX Starship – like the one that blew up today

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Re: It landed

In the BBC video flames (not rocket exhaust) were visible before it landed. It was doomed before it got to earth.

Upgrade from .NET Framework to .NET 5 can be hard. New official tool may help... slightly

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How, then, does one port a legacy application?

Surely .Net was the end of DLL hell and there is no need to port them?

Nvidia exec love-bombs Arm's licensing model, almost protests too much

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I think it would be worth while for a few ARM customers to get together and form an open RISC-V consortium which ensures RISC-V designs are not too far behind ARM. Sharing 20 or 30 employees, no need for that weird wait between designing and testing the thing, no need for sales or marketing wastrels, should keep NVidia on their toes During the 80's there were plenty of cases of companies spouting about vapourware to prevent others developing it, this is the safe fallback position and if someone actually wants to produce it...

Python Package Index nukes 3,653 malicious libraries uploaded soon after security shortcoming highlighted

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I doubt I've got any of the code

but I've got about 70 or so virtual python installs to update to be sure.

And those are just the ones I'm playing with.

Telecoms shack in the middle of Scotland put up for auction at £7,500

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Re: Geography lesson

By English standards perhaps. But not Scottish ones.

Linus Torvalds went six days without electricity, swears smaller 5.12 kernel is co-incidental

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Re: Wonder which part of Portland he's in...

Is there no power share controllers for stuff like this? Things with inherently resistive loads can easily be driven by PWM and thyristors to share the available power so you can even boil the kettle if theres only 10w left. Time to break out the raspberry Pico!

Bezos denied: New Glenn launch pushed into 2022 after Space Force says no

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Re: 0G Tomatoes

My fave tom is one called Brandywine. Looks like an elephants haemorrhoids and when its properly ripe goes soft and you have to cut it from the plant to avoid it exploding. If you leave it just a little too long it drops off and splats. In space it I could pick one when its perfectly ripe rather than 90% there. I had one which was about 3lb and it made Greek salad for two to die for.

We need a 20MW 20,000-GPU-strong machine-learning supercomputer to build EU's planned digital twin of Earth

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Re: We all do...

So if you have a model that is right 100% of the time and it says your going to flood London if you do this but you dont know why you would go ahead and do it anyway?

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Re: We all do...

Its a black box model. We use them in lots of things all the time. Very effectively. For some things you dont need explanations. IF AI can come up with a model that accurately models something accurately enough to match reality over a period of time then its probably going to be of value in prediction. While it would be nice to have an 'explanation' it may have found something it will take us a long while to understand.

A word to the Wyse: Smoking cigars in the office is very bad for you... and your monitor

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I used to pretty much chain smoke when deep diving into problems harder than diamond and my massive (at the time) Hitachi monitor used to take a bit of a pounding. I was desperately trying to speed up some 3d modelling code one night and knocked over my 18 year old scotch from the SMWS that had enough peat in it to grow spuds. A drop of it hit the screen which I'd recently gone over with a commercial screen wipe and, to my surprise, left a really clean spot.I quickly retrieved the wipe and soaked up the remains of the scotch (that I hadn't managed to suck off the desk) and cleaned the screen with it. It was far better than the wipe on its own and I put it in a sealed container and used it several times. Not only did it provide superior cleaning it tended to send me to the whisky cabinet which I liked to think helped solve coding problems.

HP loses attempt to deny colossal commission to star sales staffer

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I quite agree - but then I wouldnt work for any company that was so stupid as to allow people to sell product at a loss. Well not for long as neither would anyone else. I did work for a company that still gave commission even when the product was returned. Turned out their managers got a cut too so turned a blind eye. It no longer trades. But if HP were allowing those sales and promising the commission without any real oversight they should realise they have to pay that commission. If manangement cant sort out simple problems like that legally then its their bloody fault.

Chill out, lockdown ain't over yet – perhaps FUZIX on the Pi Pico could feature in your weekend shed projects

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Re: Freedos might fit with a bit of twiddle.

I thought I'd seen some decent cross assembly for 8088 to ARM.

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Re: Young people these days...

I had a 4 meg 386 with linux running on it. Worked pretty well.

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Freedos might fit with a bit of twiddle.

that might be a giggle.

NASA sends nuclear tank 293 million miles to Mars, misses landing spot by just five metres. Now watch its video

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Re: And for us East Pondians

Theres about 5 breweries there. One each of everything!

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They've got better comms on Mars than most of the UK.

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Re: ...two miles of cables that miraculously remained untangled.

And I would imagine a few thousand years of sailing and fishing worked out a lot of the kinks before that too - tar coated hemp ropes probably stick together too.

Planespotters’ weekends turn traumatic as engine pieces fall from the sky in the Netherlands and the US

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Re: Quick turnaround for the 777?

It depends - some flights carry so much fuel that a landing could break the undercarriage and you'd want to dump that before trying to land. On the other hand you may think it safet to be on the ground near a fire engine than fanning the flames at a few thousand feet.

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Marmalade?

You want seville not nacelle oranges for that mate.

Citibank accidentally wired $500m back to lenders in user-interface super-gaffe – and judge says it can't be undone

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Re: "six-eyes" policy - get the PDF!

I tend to treat the soft metal cap wrap on a bottle of scotch the same way. Especially at someone else's house!

UK Supreme Court declares Uber drivers are workers, not self-employed: Ride biz's legal battle ends in a crash

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Re: Hopefully sanity will prevail

Black Cabs dont charge VAT and most of them are well over the VAT level.

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Re: Well....

I imagine they would have to find a bribe-able government to enshrine their monopoly status in law. And currently we seem to have on of those.

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Re: Well....

I think you will find companies like Uber who avoid paying taxes (and NI) are the ones who will lose out most when the roads they currently use for free are taken away in their idealised neo-liberal world without government. I personally will be taking tolls on anyone using the road at the end of my lane which will be shut when I'm off on holiday.

Dangerous flying car drone zoomed into UK's Gatwick Airport airspace after killswitch failed

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Not sure how the RC works but it should be fairy easy to implement a gentle setdown if the signal is lost for a few seconds or so. We get quite a few requests on a local FB for people to look out for drones that got out of range and kept going. Perhaps they should put pingers in them too - when I've been to amateur rocket days many of them need some serious hunting.