* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Royal Mail wins worst April Fools' joke 2023

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But the inefficiency and waste in the NHS is because the private companies parasatising it make money doing just that. Evidence is rarely on the side of private enterprise in public services. I say rarely just in case.

Parts of UK booted offline as Virgin Media suffers massive broadband outage

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Re: We have multiple redundant gigabit fibre connections...

I've got 4G via EE. Did manage 70+Mb/s, now lucky to get 8 Mb/s. Cant really understand why as in a scattered rural community. Every fault seems to result in a 3 to 5 hr support call which gets a new SIM and a random large charge.

Lawyers cough up $200k after health data stolen in Microsoft Exchange pillaging

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Re: 200K for a law firm is peanuts

Sounds like 'the wine bill' on a pre-xmas lunch stress-test.

Boffins find 'missing link' between interstellar ice and what comes out of the tap

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Re: Nobel Prize Winning Stuff

What evidence? That its the same composition as comets. Now there is a surprise. As for planets being hot then I guess the massive reservoirs of water found in the hot sub crust of the earth dont exist? The water that came from comets would have evaporated - the stuff a 100m or so under the surface would not have.

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Re: Nobel Prize Winning Stuff

I do wonder if the planets could at least start to form before the star lights up and then supposedly blasts the water off to the outer solar system to then come back and seed the planet with water - possibly when a gas giant goes rogue and legs it from the inner solar system. Seems a lot easier for it to end up on the planet and the star to light up a bit later. I'll call the reasoning behind this Occams Shaving Mug as you need the water first to make the razor work more easily.

Great Graph Database Debate: Abandoning the relational model is 'reinventing the wheel'

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Most of my experience with DBs

suggest this may be a new way to obfuscate the customers data in ways that sql didnt allow.

Microsoft to snatch Visio app away from iOS users this summer

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Re: Choices

I thought the thing about Visio was the code you could add to the components. Does Inkscape do this?

Atomic energy body proposes fusion framework to manage British energy grids

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Re: Nice

Only if your deliberately making your grid unsuitable for the renewables that could be providing us with more electricity than Hinkley C will ever produce for a lot less.

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Re: Nice

The lead time for nuclear is basically the reason why nuclear can never be called the answer. Its more of an excuse not to allow renewables to produce a far cheaper solution, and to allow the fossil fuel generators another 10 or 15 years of making things worse.

Chinese defence boffins ponder microwaving Starlink satellites to stop surveillance

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Re: actually....

A bit like saying I will be jumping a red light at such and such a time. Telling people when you get to fuck around downgrading other peoples experience is not really any part of a co-operative arranmgement.

PC tech turns doctor to diagnose PC's constant crashes as a case of arthritis

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Re: South don't work in the North

Had one for seemed like for ever and gave it away when we moved house but it seemed as good as the day it was bought. The programs were shitter mind.

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Re: Don't get me started...

Sorting the wheat from the badly spelt p'raps?

By order of Canonical: Official Ubuntu flavors must stop including Flatpak by default

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Re: future of apt on Ubuntu?

Or how about a package that includes the software and a list of packages that may need installing and calls apt to do that. I reckon I've got about 30Gbytes of duplicate packages in various Snap crap and another 50Gbytes or so for various Python VMs. Its getting back to the good old days like brexit does.

America: AI artwork is not authored by humans, so can't be protected by copyright

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As a slight aside.

Interesting hover over on SMBC this morning. "Have you noticed this thing where people say AI will never be as good as Shakespeare, but then nobody mentions that none of us are as good as Shakespeare?

Titanic mass grave site to be pillaged for NFTs

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There's a joke about that but some might find it offensive. Snowflakes!

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Not 100% sure but does it count as a grave when the human remains have long since been eaten or dissolved into the sea?

Light from a long time ago reaches James Webb Space Telescope

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Re: That's funny...

I do wonder sometimes about the hunt for quantum gravity. Electric charges are quantum, electromagnetic fields are continuous. Mass comes in quanta, gravity* is continuous. Shouldn't we be looking for quantum mass theory to unify everything?

*is the dark energy field orthogonal to gravity.

This app could block text-to-image AI models from ripping off artists

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You've obviously not spoken to artist about their work creation. They frequently cant explain it either.

Learn the art of malicious compliance: doing exactly what you were asked, even when it's wrong

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My mum used to intervene and do my ironing. Fortunately someone invented non-iron shirts and I dont have to hope to play that game again.

LibreOffice 7.5 update: A great time to jump on this FOSS productivity suite

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Re: Time to toss them a few more bucks for a software suite I use on Linux, Mac and PC.

Have they updated the Base wizard which was written in Java and, when I last reported a bug, was told no-one had a clue how it worked.

Generative AI is out of control: Nothing, Forever is a Seinfeld spoof about nothing... forever

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Re: "It's... actually kind of funny, though"

I always thought someone was having a laugh when they called Seinfeld comedy. They'll be saying the same about Friends next!

Fossil brain undoes 350 million years of scientific understanding

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evaginated forebrain

naaaaa. Just fell over pissed orrificor

Renewables are cheaper than coal in all but one US location

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Re: So in conclusion

More importantly the AGW inspired instabilities have enable wind to produce record amounts of power this winter.

AI cannot be credited as authors in papers, top academic journals rule

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A bit like the output from an MBA

or privately educated person going into industry. Vast reams of documents to show they're busy and important but when you actually have time to read them....

I've often wondered if the purpose of learning to write essays and papers is to hide lack of knowledge.

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Re: Gobbels Engine

It's ability to distinguish Science from rubbish like Creationism or Witchcraft is zero. So like most of the USA!

Techies ask PM to 'prepare UK chip strategy as a matter of urgency'

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Asking this government for a plan for your industry?

Is this some insurance scam?

SpaceX tells astronomers: Fine, we'll try to stop Starlink spoiling stargazing sessions

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Bastards!

There's fucking starlink satellites wandering around on Stellarium now. The fuckers can even piss me off on a cloudy night!

I hope this is Musks Twitter moment!

Up to 18,000 Amazon workers in firing line as it chops cost

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Re: "finding a way to do more for customers at a lower cost"

But the customers are ultimately being fucked over. The service is getting worse and worse and overnight delivery to a nearby back garden is not good enough. I dont think they are very far from a tipping point they'll have difficulty recovering from. Just a few more cost savings...

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Re: "job for life" died at the end of the 1980s,

Yup, We're now in a world where no-one, absolutely no-one knows more than their small broom cupboard in the company and wondering why things are going to hell in a handcart while those who cause this flit from company to company causing the same damage and yet getting paid handsomely for doing ugly.

As Arm plays chicken with Qualcomm, both have a lot to lose

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Re: Mature

How can proprietary designs be included in the OPEN RISK V standards?

$20m SAP ECC replacement project delayed because UK university unsure what it wants

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Square peg

round hole behind which is the SAP financial vacuum of such minuscule Hg that the physics dept is really jelaous!

It does seem to be a lot of money for things that me and a few others managed to achieve in house when the IT staff were embedded enough to actually know what the various depts wanted.

CEO told to die in a car crash after firing engineers who had two full-time jobs

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Re: Judge on results, not appearances

I've always worked with the expectation that from time to time extra hours will be required and TOIL or extra money will be provided for work above and beyond the normal hours. I think it would be dumb to risk the possibility of both jobs requiring those extra hours simultaneously causing massive problems for you and your employers.

Having said that I think the idea of basically turning yourself into a zero hour contractor will only result in further collapse in management capabilities and hence your dreams of big money,

Riding in Sidecar: How to get a Psion online in 2023

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Re: Very interesting

That will run Fuzix which has internet code. Not sure if its got SIP but it shouldn't be too hard to knock one up from other versions.

Since humans can't manage fusion, the US puts millions into AI-powered creation

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There's a state of the art satellite floating around the Sun .

And other people on earth seem to think they can extract power from something 20,000 times hotter that flings 60% of its energy at them in the form of neutrons at a few meters. Now I'm not sure I can prove its impossible but the energy gradients from thermal radiation alone make me wonder how a small bubble forming behind the thin container can do anything other than expand catastrophically. To go from 100 million to anything we can currently handle is a lot more problematic then just bashing hot shit together until if fuses. This stuff will have to do it for at least 5 years to even look vaguely profitable let alone the understandably wank provoking second or so successes of achieving fusion.

TSMC ramps up 3nm chip baking at Taiwan plants

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Re: Risk?

I do wonder if the risk to China is as great as it is to Taiwan. After all a few bags of flour can render a whole chip manufacturing facility for a long period - and I'd guess very fine sand could write it off completely in the sense that by the time you've rebuilt it its totally redundant and the people require to run it have drowned in rubber dinghys trying to get to silicon glen!

A two or three year silicon drought due to Taiwan calling MAD on China would destroy China.

And most of the West. Its some serious pissing in your chips. I'm not saying it wont happen but its something logic and 'common sense' is not going to stop.

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How many exploding heads?

When I was in Ultra High Speed chip design for a few years in the mid 80s to 90 it was commented that the Z80 was possibly the last chip that one person could design on their own - even though two designers are credited with its creation. 8500 devices and a pretty complicated collection of parts and just a short time to get to know the process, the logic and several other cutting edge technological aspects and get it to market before something else turns up. Quite an achievement with some lasting effects on humanities knowledge base. And a mere 60 ish years later we're popping out a trillion devices that run a million times faster to be put into racks of computers a million times larger than we had then, running software written by several million people over those 60 years.

So people can write shit like this and send it to each other down communication channels a billion times faster than those I worked on all those years ago.

And yet the baud rate remains the same!

Intel settles to escape $4b patent suit with VLSI

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Re: "investigate the validity of the company's patents"

Used to have a kitten we name Leper cos it made bits of you fall off. One morning I was making breakfast in my trollies (underpants) and had a piece of toast in my mouth and a pot of tea in one hand pouring into a half full cup of tea in the other other when Leper saw his chance and climbed all the way up my bare skin (seemingly knowing I couldn't hit him with either container of near boiling tea) easily took the toast from my nearly screaming mouth, climbed back down and legged it. Only ever come across such sharp claws when a squirrel caught in our chicken shed did several rounds of wall of death via my face before remembering the pop hole it was quite close to when I stepped in. There's something about very sharp points and human flesh that some things in nature (nettles, blackberries) have somehow learned to evolve to stop even pissed humans jumping into them. I've seen videos of people diving into cacti but never a bramble patch or bucket of kittens or squirrels!

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Re: "investigate the validity of the company's patents"

Isnt superstring just a longer version of the FSM?

Brit MPs pour cold water on hydrogen as mass replacement for fossil fuels

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Did they not read that bit last week?

Where using sound waves allowed the electrolyser to product 20 times the H2 for the same input.

America's nuclear fusion 'breakthrough' is super-hot ... yet far from practical

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Re: Laser ignition fusion

And if we listened to the fusion mob we'd have vaporised all the carriages and still be working out how to get energy generated!

Server installer fails to spot STOP button – because he wasn't an archaeologist

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Re: Flanders and Swann - The Gasman Cometh

For some reason our chemistry lab at school had no u-bends in the sinks. The end result of which was you could fill the sink with gas, wait a few moments and fire flame out of most of the sinks in the room. I repeated this experiment on mains drainage several years later to discover our towns and cities are really not safe!

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Re: new fitted benches had been installed over the shutoff valve

I've just discovered the rusty consumer unit three horse stables from the house actually runs the power to the outbuildings so the mains for it runs from the house consumer unit 50 yds or so the to office rusty unit and then back through the three stables to where the freezers were off as water had dripped into it and tripped it but not the one in the house. Lots of lovely food to eat as had just started thawing when I found out. Only been here 17 years!

Now to find someone who can do spray insulation foam to stop the dripping!

Brit chip company picks RISC-V for next-gen microcontrollers

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Re: a CEO who seems to have actual technical knowledge

It would be nice to see someone who knows what they are talking about technically at the top of an technical organisation. Could be extremely disruptive in a good way.

Killing trees with lasers isn’t cool, says Epson. So why are inkjets any better?

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Re: Hmmm...

HTML can do it better - and fit on your phone, your PC etc.

Programming error created billion-dollar mistake that made the coder ... a hero?

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Re: Worst code I ever saw...

I did experiment with writing code in HTML documents so the code was in between verbose comments and yet the build process stripped out all but the code before running make. Some editors now can call a URL so you can just add a URL in the code comments to take you to the bit in the documentation related to the following code. I still feel there is some option for hypertext in code so documentation (from sketching out the projects to completion) allows easy jumping to the right documentation is worth exploring but teaching old dogs new tricks is often counter-productive.

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Re: Explosive demonstration

As a kid we lived next to a 'stately' home with 700 acres of woodland with its own sawmill - lovely old thing all belts and widgets and a 6' diameter saw blade that seemed to take forever to get up to an enormous speed. One day the blade decided to go for a walk and sheered off. It managed to get several hundred yards uphill through densely wooded rugged initially like a knife through butter and then after it struck some rocks and became unstable or bent it just shredded everything in its path for a couple of hundred yards. Its one of the few reasons I'd not advise using rotating masses as energy storage devices!

JWST snaps first chemical profile of an exoplanet atmosphere

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Re: Atmosphere for life

Life was around for 800 million years before oxygen started to be produced. I'd imagine its possible for life to evolve considerably without oxygen photosynthesis.

Former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes sentenced to 11 years in prison

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Re: A CEO being held accountable?

Actually he did exist - its just he did nothing attributed to him. There was a Robert Hoode from south Cumbria who was probably executed in Lancaster 1292 (records from that year suspiciously missing - Nottingham visitor?) All of it was part of Yorkshire at the time and they do like to big themselves up still.

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A decent pension fund would have spread the load. Fucking insane to imagine pensions as an excuse for massive fraud - unless of course you wish your pension to be bolstered by massive fraud.

Nvidia faces lawsuit for melting RTX 4090 cables as AMD has a laugh

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Re: The hot coffee lawsuit...

The mouth is a different kettle of fish though. Sipping tea at 80C without problems here. Not putting it on my genitals yet though.