* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Want a full-blown IDE for Node.js? You'll need a Windows machine...

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Why not an IDE written in Node.js

Orion is OK for writing javascript. We have all the bits to make a decent IDE using just a browser and a small backend API to manage files and security on the server but everyone gets the mission creep in first.

Google throws a 180 on its plans for Dart language

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Re: Kind of too late now

Oh you mean all those features that were available in JS2 in, what 2002, but for some reason were not allowed into ECMA script?

Nothing to do with the writers of Actionscript and Typescript being in the standards group for ECMA???

BT slams ‘ludicrous’ Openreach report as Vodafone smirks

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Re: Where did the rural internet money go?

My exchange got upgraded to FTTC recently. My cabinet was a mile or so away. Its now 6 miles away back at the exchange...

Helium-filled drive tech floats to top of HGST heap

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Re: "before those persistent helium molecules find a way through"

Helium molecules are actually atoms. They are the smallest thing floating around out there. They ooze out through thin layers with relative ease. I'd imagine the pores in metal are pretty good at stopping it though.

Why the hell we waste He in weather balloons is beyond me - having spent time deliberately filling things with H2 and setting them off its bloody hard to hurt yourself doing it. Well unless you get some 02 and mix that in as well. That makes your ears ring for days!

Apple takes ACID-compliant NoSQL upstart FoundationDB

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Not had much of a chance to play with NoSQL in a war zone

but doesnt making it acid compliant basically make it SQL?

Dutch companies try warming homes with cloud servers

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Re: next up - hosted AirCons

A good thing to do in when its hot in summer is to light a fire in the late evenings - if you just heat the chimney it sucks in the cold night air in and cools the house down. Excess heat from the server smallholding could be used in a similar way.

Alas it tends not to work where lots of neighbours have aircons raising the ambient by 15C like most big cities!

Imagination touts cheap Firefox OS MIPS slab to Chinese kitmakers

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Re: MeToo

Not really a tablet fan but playing with the Pi most of the intel ecosystem from linux 'make's it over to the arm really easily for someone with some computing experience.

Having said that it cant be long before 64 bit multi core arm jobies will be hitting the counters for people who want to... errr ... watch 4K videos at twice normal speed?

3,500 servers go down – so my FIRST AID training kicks in

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Its worth mentioning the party scene stuff to youngsters.

Having spent a summer working nights I can attest the power of night shift tolerance on party party party self destruction.

Sunday nights were a bit twitchy it was a fantastic summer!

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Re: Sounds like 'fun'

A lot of disks that have been running continuously for ages will refuse to start up after a halt. I have spent many happy hours going along sliding disks out while still connected to the power and giving them a rapid rock backwards and forwards in the direction of spin to get them going again.

The Voices: A horror-comedy that’s as schizophrenic as its protagonist

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Re: What?

Real scottish accents are - but the film industries best are found on Scooby Doo and are normally voiced by US citizens who think scortlend is part of NJ.

Rosetta SNIFFS molecular nitrogen on Comet 67P

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Does that mean we have to rename it

to 63K?

Fanbois: We paid $2000 for full satisfaction but now we have SPREADING STAINS

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Your looking at it wrong.

NT too busy laughing.

Blighty's 12-sided quid to feature schoolboy's posterior

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Anyone got change for a Zonk?

Nice to see the thistle getting prominence.

Google Glass DIED from TOO MUCH ATTENTION, Captain Moonshot admits

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Re: He missed the main problem...

The glasshole operator didnt help but the main problem is being aware you might be being filmed - most people aren't vain enough to want it and most people find it uncomfortable - and will continue to do so.

Humans interactions have evolved over eons and knowing you are being filmed changes the whole thing out of all proportion.

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Re: Oh myyyyy....

Seems to be sheep not monkeys - according a mate of mine who kebabbed one in the peak district at 120. He still insist it was the sheeps fault!

Always seems to come a a surprise to motorcyclists that there are other things on the road. Its a shame as when I was a kid you could ride round the country lanes for a whole tank full of petrol and not see a soul. Well a few sheep - but I couldn't do a ton on the cub!

Man hauled before beak for using drone to film Premiership matches

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Re: Not dangerous, Actually need *less* restriction and less paranoia

Planes can go very fast and helicopters have open blades - almost all drones propellers are in cowlings and the thing doesnt move anywhere near as fast as even a toy glider.

I'm not saying they're not potentially dangerous but they are more of a choking hazard.

Zombie SCO shuffles back into court seeking IBM Linux cash

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Gibber... Twitch...

WTFF!!!!!!

Osbo: Choose a IoT fridge. Choose spirit-crushing driverless cars

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Re: two fridges

I thought the idea of 'connected' fridges was they could let you know when your four* litres of milk was running out or going off so you could get a fresh one.

* this is the milk that now costs £10 as it has to have electronics attached to it to be of any use at all and the people who program these devices will have to be imported from India to do it manually.

Our Endless Numbered Days, Junk DNA and Exotic England

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Re: Poorly explained

You have assumed the Reg journo

a) actually read it

b) has a clue about what the book is about.

Telly chef Jamie Oliver in embarrassing infection double shocker

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Math.Pow

is that the stuff the goth off NCIS drinks?

Pathetic PC sales just cost us a BILLION dollars, cries Intel

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For my own amusement I got a Pi2

and with a 21" monitor, keyboard,mouse and wireless I've got a PC that is easily good enough for 90% of office users for barely £130.

Not sure how much it would be to put windows on it but everyone I know seems happy with the Linux offerings of office etc.

Sir Terry remembered: Dickens' fire, Tolkien's imagination, and the wit of Wodehouse

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Re: I never met him personally...

I must confess that having mocked Diana's funeral hysterics I can see where it comes from.

Augmented reality: Who needs immersive worlds when you've got it all?

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No. Just No!!!

Sitting here with temporary vision loss in one eye from a child playing a computer game without immersive headsets on so she could actually see me and still hit me!

Many years ago I used to find it amusing to listen to people singing along with walkmans on the tube. Now we have threats of violence. Fuck knows what's going to happen with the entitled trying them out on in crowded public spaces.

Boffinry listicle MADNESS: ONE THING you need to know about CHAMELEONS

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Re: What would be nice

And it would keep the bloody flies down!

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These chameleons ought to get a lawyer

before someone comes suing them for what they have been doing for millions of years!

A gold MacBook with just ONE USB port? Apple, you're DRUNK

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Re: None

They cant make you pay through the nose for a £2 connector if they dont have somewhere to connect it.

Actually maybe they can...

Quantum computers have failed. So now for the science

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Once you know the answer

you can program the quantum computer to get it faster than you did!

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Smažený sýr

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Cabralese

The cheese equivalent of habaneros would probably do well as an after pub fry up!

Hated smart meters likely to be 'a costly failure' – MPs

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Re: It will tell me how much power an appliance is using...

They dont seem to be particularly smart meters - unless you call them smart because it was smart of the power industry to get them allowed.

To me a smart meter would actually tell me what the price is - not on a screen but let my home controller know so when there is a breeze blowing and the price has dropped I can work out whether to spend my money on electricity for heating (running the ground heat pump, topping up the hot water etc) but it seems I'd have to crawl under the stairs and have a look.

It is conceivable that there will be overproduction of renewable power in the next 30 years and I'd like to be able to use it but I cant see the energy companies wanting me to know when its available.

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Re: Gov and Capita again

Tax avoidance? I went for a job with them and was informed a large portion of my pay would be off-shore which is evasion if they're still doing it.

Menopausal killer whales are wise old birds

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Reminds me of my first job

lots of old and not very productive in themselves old engineers but they really knew how to steer the young ones to the bait balls.

Litecoin-mining code found in BitTorrent app, freeloaders hit the roof

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Re: After all this isn't MS Office that you are installing

Anyone checked the EULA lately?

EU court: phone makers not liable for users' copyright badness

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Re: Eventially...

Memory (or do I mean arse) wipes.

UK spaceport, phase two: Now where do we PUT the bleeding thing?

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Why would anyone want to come to the UK to do space launches?

because the proclaimers of free enterprise and low taxation will tax the proles to give you a subsidy and a number that works in an offshore bank.,

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Re:Re: I'm sure we're missing something here

And so we can have a space-port built for some completely out of date launch technology which is what will happen.

Ford to save you from BIKE FITNESS HORROR

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Re: The problem with electric bicycles

I think you're missing the point of this - a lot of towns and cities have car free areas (or at least places you wouldn't park unless you are picking up your lottery winnings) so this means a delivery van can provide good service for relatively small items quite easily and effectively.This isn't a mode of transport - it seems like quite a sensible solution to a very common problem and returns the transit van to its original purpose as a delivery vehicle and not a collecting things quickly before their owner comes back vehicle.

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Re: "there is no derailleur....so the prototypes are fixies"

You would think that if belts really were sapping then every engine would have a timing chain!

Lost WHITE CITY of the MONKEY GOD found after 500 years

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Does that lidar shit

work on car keys in 2" of grass? Cos if it does there's more wealth in pub gardens than the whole of Honduras!

Bigfoot now visible in commercial satellite images

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What's the market for this?

If I wanted photos of my own land then it would be far far cheaper to buy a drone and take my own.

Just wondering who pays for this level of snooping?

The BBC wants to slap a TAX on EVERYONE in BLIGHTY

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The big mistake we're all making here

is assuming the idiot who announced this has any interest in keeping the BBC public. This sounds more like a deliberate attempt to annoy as many people as possible so he can run a privatised BBC and make shitloads for the two or three years it takes for him to manage the prime assets into dispersing into the ether.

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Re: @ g7rpo

All the people I know who pay for Sky do it (or did it) for the odd game of football or rugby. There are some who watch some of the other output on Sky but its generally for the sports amongst the people I know - and they are being forced to pay to watch it as its pretty much a monopoly.

Sick of Chrome vs Firefox? Check out these 3 NEW browsers

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Re: Volkwagen

I found working on the VW engine easy - especially when it fell out on the drive. With a lift the standard engine was so easy to work on - its all these fancy turbos and carburetors that dont fit the engine bay that makes things difficult. Friend has on where the turbo was welded in place in the 17 piece exhaust! My VW before last I had to buy a special tool to get the spark plugs out!

The chrome/ff approach appears to be a mid engined jobie where the body wont come off to get at it!

Is light a wave or a particle? Beaming boffins prove it's BOTH

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Re: Brilliant!

Staring very hard at things really does affect them!

Telly behemoths: Does size matter?

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Got a big thing in the corner for family viewing

plugged into a hifi to get decent sound if required but if I want to watch something that actually has high quality visual content the laptop or computer is by far the best choice.

Spotty Ceres baffles boffins with bright patches

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'Pool' of light dust/ice

It looks a bit deeper than other craters, wonder if its just a layer of white icy dust which is nearly flat and the bit on the right is just a reflection of the sun on the crater wall.

$533 MEEELLION – the cost of Apple’s iTunes patent infringement

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Re: Nothing wrong with Patent Trolls...

But don't blame the players, blame the game.

Er in the US the players write the rules of the game.

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Dont be Apple.

Remember Snow White.

Apache finally signs off Hadoop database... after 7 years of development

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x86

wot no other CPU's? I thought they'd got it going on ARM?

I'm the wire starter: ARM, IBM tout plug 'n' play Internet of Stuff kit

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Re:Re: Potentiometer + cloud

"With management in the cloud"

Not been paying attention for the last 40 years have you?

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: El Reg eggs Benedict

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Re: Just for clarification?

I dont think you can really call it an English muffin if you add polenta or semolina. Works better without IMHO.