* Posts by Mark 65

3439 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Holy smokes! US watchdog sues Elon Musk after he makes hash of $420 Tesla tweet

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Re: Seriously?

I think the best virtue of Musk is his energy, audaciousness and vision to get these projects off the ground and running.

I think it is his knack of tapping into a rich and seemingly unending vein of taxpayer subsidy that is (corporately speaking) his best virtue.

Groupon to pay IBM $57m after getting money off e-commerce patent settlement

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Re: IBM has patented things like breathing and movement, etc.

Don't do business in the US, problem solved. Most patents granted in the US are for things that cannot be patented in places like the EU.

Building your own PC for AI is 10x cheaper than renting out GPUs on cloud, apparently

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Re: The Cloud..

People need to look at cloud computing much like power generation. Cloud computing - i.e. someone else's computer(s) - is peaking plant whereas your own machine(s) are base load. You activate peaking plant when the demand becomes too great for your base load generation to cope. Examples would be sales periods for retailers, quarterly reporting for financial institutions, overnight processing for trading houses etc.

I cannot see how running the same capability of hardware full time when it is owned by someone else as being cheaper than owning and running it yourself. It is Op-ex vs Cap-ex. They may well be able to buy that hardware cheaper due to volume discounts, but that saving is their additional profit not your cost reduction.

Brexit campaigner AggregateIQ challenges UK's first GDPR notice

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Re: So this is punishment for supporting Brexit

Brexit took place on June 23 2016 and GDPR became legally enforceable May 25 2018.

You didn't read the bit about them still retaining the data post GDPR implementation did you Walter?

Is it just me or does GDPR sound like a German state security service?

Whoa – oh no, Zoho: Domain name no-show deals CRM biz, 40m punters a crushing blow

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Don't forget your certs

Domain names are one thing but also don't forget to renew your certificates - expired certs also look amateur.

Python joins movement to dump 'offensive' master, slave terms

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Re: We lost

I can't wait for the PC brigade to skull-fuck themselves into oblivion.

Facebook flogs dead horse. By flog, we mean sues. And by horse, we mean BlackBerry

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Re: Hmmm...

I've said it before and I'll say it again - the vast majority of US patents used in this way are not valid and involve no inventive step or present anything that isn't/wasn't obvious to someone knowledgeable in the field. They are also only enforceable in the US which, handily, Trump is removing from trading with the rest of the planet so perhaps we won't have to put up with this shit for much longer.

Nope, the NSA isn't sitting in front of a supercomputer hooked up to a terrorist’s hard drive

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Re: Am I being thick ?

they'll throw you under the bus in two shakes

Future tense? I think Whatsapp threw everyone under the bus some time ago, likely after being bought by one of the 5-eyes outsourced spying agencies. There's no way that treasure trove of metadata isn't well and truly sitting in Utah.

Excuse me, but your website's source code appears to be showing

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Well, actually, it was Microsoft who submitted the patches as they were having trouble fitting all of the Windows source code in one repo.

Should've tried "fitting it" in /dev/null

Apple tipped to revive forgotten Macbook Air and Mac mini – report

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Re: I want it to be true

They won't hesitate to give you that. The bigger issue is where they epoxy in the SSD and RAM and charge the fucking earth at the point of purchase for improvements. I understand the accountant/MBA theory on fucking the consumer over in this way but I really don't understand the real world practicality of it. At the end of the day you want sales and I think the upsell rate will be lower than expected but the destroy customer relationship one will be higher than first thought.

Fanboi loyalty only stretches to so many reamings. I have a Hackintosh for just this reason. Sure it can be a pain in the arse with security updates requiring kext fixes but I actually get the hardware I want - modular, upgradeable, didn't cost the earth, and it has a decent quiet cooling system.

MyHealth Record privacy legislation published

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Re: Phew

Along with...

Judicial orders allowing MyHealth Record information disclosure would have a maximum lifetime of six months, and the citizen would have to be informed that their information is being disclosed.

up until the point at which they sneak in a little change to remove the notification "because national security".

Connected car data handover headache: There's no quick fix... and it's NOT just Land Rovers

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Do these cars use a soft SIM or is it one that could be removed?

Google risks mega-fine in EU over location 'stalking'

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Re: Confusopoly

I must say that this looks like a spectacular fail on Google's part. This new data law has been in the cards for yonks, and surely it must have crossed their minds that what they're doing is probably illegal. Did they consult a European lawyer, or rely on an American interpretation?

Simple answer - lobby dollars -> don't give a fuck. Just like most multinationals that have had their arse handed to them for bad behaviour, they simply don't care.

Your Twitter app stopped working? Here's why

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Re: Why are so many [..] devs [..] willing to bet their [success to] Twitter / Facebook

On the other hand, there's not much you can get out of 140 characters of drivel, so it's not surprising...

Twitter has always struck me as having potential for sentiment analysis. Response to campaigns whether they be political or advertising. What music people are listening to etc etc. I believe there are a number of apps that perform these tasks and are likely getting reamed right now by the price hikes.

Anecdotally I know why developers entertain these services. I know someone who created a sentiment based music thingy (didn't really bother finding out what it did) that leveraged off of tweets. Made him a multi millionaire when he sold it so I guess he's happy. It's basically a low odds unicorn play. If you're the unicorn you get really quite rich else you're just another keyboard monkey.

London fuzz to get 600 more mobile fingerprint scanners

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Sit around doing metadata searches waiting for you to incriminate yourself.

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Re: Too one-sided

Well, yes. That's what the law says. The scanners are there to be used when somebody who would be liable to arrest because there are doubts as to their identity can, instead, have their ID checked on the roadside.

If you can confirm that Mrs Miggins is in fact Mrs Miggins, then you open up alternative avenues such as a voluntary attendance interview, on-street charge or a PND, rather than nicking her just because you can't confirm her identity.

Unless Mrs Miggins has been arrested and fingerprinted, how the fuck does it do that? I don't believe the "Shithole formerly known as the UK" is quite at the fingerprints-taken-at-birth stage just yet.

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Re: Worrying

Software developed in-house?

*** holds down magic button combo ***

"The device is saying there's an active warrant for your arrest. You'll need to come with us sir..."

We've Amber heard a NASty rumour: Marvell man touts private cloud box

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Re: Two words...

Why dump the Synology? When I updated my existing QNAP NAS to a newer i5 model the old one was flashed with Debian as it was out of support and now provides the on site hardware backup. I use webmin and OMV on it as I'm not after anything special. Just needs to sit there and pull data across. It's now over 10 years old so I've had my money's worth out of it. Just a new power supply needed a couple of years back. What these systems do provide is the low power draw small enclosures with hot-swappable disk bays.

Australia's Snooper's Charter: Experts react, and it ain't pretty

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Re: Still Puzzled!

@Neon Teepe

As far as I can see the spooks are perfectly within their rights (under the proposed jackboot, sorry legislation) to pop around to see Bob and demand the original clear text or more likely the keys / decryption method that Alice is using. If they don't? 5 years in the chokey for both of em

Re-read the OP. The point is that the post states Alice and Bob are communicating but the method by which they are doing so makes it very difficult for the Government to know that Alice is communicating with Bob at all. That's the point of encrypted/coded public postings. Done carefully it'll be bloody hard to prove either made a particular post and hence ask for the keys. You think you're identifying the author of a post on a public forum made using a TOR/VPN or TOR/proxy combo? I don't.

The point most people miss is that this is never ever about terrorists, paedos and other criminals. This is now and always about control. Controlling dissent. Jailing whistle-blowers and journalists. Controlling the population at large and leaving them as piss-weak financial cattle to be milked.

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Paedos and terrorists are the excuse, whistle-blowers and journalists are the target.

Australia on the cusp of showing the world how to break encryption

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Re: iMessages in the Cloud

Just use Signal. Don't have the hardware dependency then.

Sysadmin trained his offshore replacements, sat back, watched ex-employer's world burn

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Re: Not in IT...

I think it is obvious that when a Personnel Office gets renamed to Human Remains office, that things will be going down hill.

In the words of Dirt Harry "Personnel? Personnel's for ass-holes."

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Re: Not in IT...

And most HR departments pretend they care for the employees but they don't. They are their for the company and that's it.

HR are there to see that you are disciplined and fired/made redundant legally. They are absolutely not there for your benefit. Ever.

LabCorp ransomed, 18k routers rooted, a new EXIF menace, and more

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Re: Silk Road

I'd imagine that, in the judiciary's eyes, his actions and position amount to that of an organised crime kingpin. Hence the sentence.

How much do you think Cisco's paying erstwhile Brit PM David Cameron?

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How much do you think Cisco's paying erstwhile Brit PM David Cameron?

Probably not as much as that c*nt Blair.

Who wants to hear from these twats anyway? I'd rather go on a sightseeing tour hosted by David Blunkett.

UK spies broke law for 15 years, but what can you do? shrugs judge

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Re: So, as suspected the IPT is basically a blind, toothless watchdog

Given this statement

His successor in 2014, Philip Hammond, tightened this up to ensure the spies gave him a detailed review of what they wanted and why every six months before he would sign it off, giving him direct control over what types of bulk data they were slurping.

I'm not sure that we can really say anything was tightened up. If you just sign shit off anyway does it matter that you requested details? This is merely ticking a box and continuing the carte blanche directive.

I'm afraid that the UK is now fully a police state. Bipartisan support for national security nonsense that allows Stasi++ level monitoring of everything from everyone everywhere will absolutely no ability to do anything about it whatsoever. IPT investigates and says "yeah, whatever". Brilliant. It is an Orwellian wet dream. Don't even mention anything about Brexit as this clearly demonstrates you're all fucked whether you're in the EU or not.

Oz researchers, uni unite against Defence overreach

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Re: What are they saying?

Reads a bit like the old US crypto export restrictions. The problem with research discoveries is that you may be first past the post but others are not far behind. This would seem to just hamstring the locals in that they could make first discovery but do nothing with it. Or not be able to be part of leading international research at all.

Euro bank regulator: Don't follow the crowd. Stay off the cloud

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Re: When will they learn? (Beancounters)

As the saying goes, "accountants know the price of everything and the value of nothing".

Apple is Mac-ing on enterprise: Plans strategic B2B alliance with HPE

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Re: Difficult Job

I was puzzled by them wanting integrity and honesty for a sales role.

Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

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They could tie it to some of their old file systems and get...

FatGit

or

ExFatGit

Uber's London licence appeal off to flying start: No, you cannot do driver eye tests via video link

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Re: New York is probably the place that least needs them

Ah yes, the cabby classic. As you are bound by your license to take fare paying passengers wherever they ask to go you simply turn off your "For Hire" light after 5pm. Then, as you are legally allowed to be hailed from the street, you can pull over beside anyone hailing a cab and ask where they are going. As your light wasn't on and you're "on the way home mate" you then get to pick and choose who you take where.

I put up with that bullshit for a decade before leaving London forever. They only have themselves to blame.

Koh YEAH! Apple, Samsung finally settle iPhone patent crusade

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Re: Steve Jobs vowed to launch the legal equivalent of "thermonuclear war" against Samsung

Neither side won? I thought I read in the article that Apple received $500+m. Probably covers their legal fees and doubles Samsung's. That's a win, not to mention getting phones banned from sale.

Pwned with '4 lines of code': Researchers warn SCADA systems are still hopelessly insecure

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Re: Stop using the Internet

I read this bit

Mike Godfrey, chief exec at INSINIA, told El Reg that industrial control kit has long been developed with safety, longevity and reliability in mind. Historically everything was "air-gapped" but this has changed as the equipment has been adapted to incorporate internet functionality. This facilitates remote monitoring without having to physically go around and take readings and check on devices, which are often as not in hazardous environments.

and instantly thought "and therein sits the problem". Connecting to the corporate network using a VPN between sites and having all SCADA kit sitting on a segregated LAN is one thing, just putting shit online any old how so old mate doesn't need to get off his arse is another.

No fandango for you: EU boots UK off Galileo satellite project

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Re: Well

As you voted leave, you're responsible for these folk negotiating for the UK.

I think you'll find that whichever way you voted you want the best people negotiating. To have twats doing the job will benefit neither remainer nor leaver.

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Re: Well

I suspect the response to the UK telling the EU to come up with a solution to the Irish border problem would be along the lines of "It was your referendum, your decision to leave and your decision to start the clock ticking before you had even the first idea of what you wanted beyond 'Brexit means Brexit.'

I think you'll find that we could quite easily state the solution is "keep the border open as is" if we felt like it. It's their rules that say that cannot happen, not ours. Therefore they need to come up with a solution, we've already got one.

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Re: Dictionary anyone?

As 'remain' literally meant 'carry on exactly as we are' I think we all knew the implications, even if leave voters WERE too stupid to realise that.

Except any remainer who thought that is equally stupid. Remain was never "carry on as we are", rather it was "you want into this ever tighter controlled group, lock, stock, the fucking lot". For the EU there is no "as you were" in the grand project. They want countries to be all in or in our case...get out. It is about ever close union and that does not mean "the bits you want and veto the rest". Those are the choices that were realistically on offer. The tolerance in the EU for the UK's selective pick and choose membership was seriously coming to a head. If you cannot recognise that then you should pay a little more attention. Stupidity and ignorance is abundant on both sides.

Computer Misuse Act charge against British judge thrown out

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Re: So in summary

I disagree. I would be highly sceptical of a judicial system whereby a potential office junior goes to see a (potentially senior) judge to ask what they were up to. If they suspect something unlawful has taken place then they did the right thing by reporting it up the chain. Your argument is really whether the CPS should have prosecuted not whether the person reviewing the access should have reported it to the CPS. The final judgement is with the CPS as to which cases go to trial.

I'm also not in favour of a judge making the decision that a jury was never likely to convict. Really? That's really for them to decide, not you Justice Fuckwit. Otherwise there's little point them ever being there.

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Re: Thrown out? Or she should be jailed?

As someone has already mentioned - she could have made contact through official channels once her daughter was summonsed to appear. There really was no need to have a look through the files.

You know what your problem is, Apple? Complacency

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Re: Just more BS

even though they treat customers like bitches, they go back and scoop it up by the bucket load handing over the wallets and first born.

To be fair, for mainstream users that require paid apps / creative suites most will only have a choice of Windows 10 or OS X. On that basis I know which one I'd go for. Very much a "pick your poison" contest.

I like Linux and the BSD variants but for some things it comes back to either of the above. It is changing but unfortunately the pace is slow.

Oz sports’ pee-samplers outed buying Cellebrite phone-crack kit

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and promptly get told to "get a fucking warrant"

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Re: I can see the pub from here!

Just a question - is a ~12 year old able to give informed legal consent in the eyes of the law? Curious as to what age that would be.

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Simple - get your parents to supply the phone and pay your bill. Not your phone and they can go get fucked. Still wouldn't have a warrant for it anyway and I doubt you'd be able to write the rules to circumvent normal judicial processes.

Braking news: Tesla preps firmware fling to 'fix' Model 3's inability to stop in time

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Clarkson and chums demonstrated the misinformation that is the Highway Code stopping distances when they put a range of cards through a braking test from sports to cheap shitbox. All pulled up well within the distance.

Problem as I see it is that common sense is in short supply on the roads. Many a time I've witnessed some tit in the outside lane racing the bollocks off of a Yaris and getting up the arse of something like an M3 or other car that would likely stop in half the distance it would.

High-end router flinger DrayTek admits to zero day in bunch of Vigor kit

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One thing I found with them when I was using ADSL is that they are very stable even on shitty lines and would reconnect when required to maintain as constant a connection as possible, whereas other brands failed and needed power cycling.

Still use their VOIP service to this day (voucher supplied with Router/Modem).

nbn™ isn’t fixing HFC, it’s ‘optimising’ it

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That's what VPNs are for. I noticed my mobile internet is way faster when I run a VPN than without. Can only dream of how much tap/filter/intercept the mobile provider is doing to slow it so much in general use.

HMRC opens consultation to crack down on off-payroll working in private sector

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Re: I swapped

Hardly. They could have been dedicated to a single project piece and the company witnessed the merits of their skills and competence and figured "it would be good if they were solely ours". Don't just jump straight to the (seemingly envious) conclusion you wish to be true.

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Re: Shooting themselves in the foot

@AC: I think you'll find it is definitely a lot less. I was earning 3 times what the permies were during my last contract. I also got to attend the Christmas party. If you took into account the training costs (tax deductible) sick leaver, annual leave etc you'd find they'd need a hell of a lot of leave to come anywhere close.

The reason that I did it and they didn't was, principally, that I was more comfortable with the risk of future unemployment/downtime than they were. Plenty like the feel of a secure permanent job, it's just that (other than the redundancy payment) few realise that a permanent job isn't that much more secure than a defined contract. Given contractors often have more specialised skill sets required by the business I have been in the situation where permies are let go and the contractors stayed.

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Re: Not a contractor (any more) . . .

Their statement

However, HMRC said it also believes "that the available evidence shows that the public sector reform has been effective in tackling noncompliance with the off-payroll working rules".

tells you all you need to know. The extra budget cost of paying the increased rates in order to retain key staff that would otherwise have left are not considered when contemplating the "effectiveness".

Navy names new attack sub HMS Agincourt

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Re: So sad

That the Ministry of Defence still uses such outdated, uninspiring names for its warships.

HMS Britney it is then.

UK Parliament roars: Oi! Zuck! Get in here for a grilling – or you'll get a Tower of London tour

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Re: fail

I've been trying to warn folk off of Facebook for some time now. but It's to no avail, they are all hooked on it. :(

Pied Piper for the 21st Century.