* Posts by Mark 65

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Cambridge boffins rebuff banking industry take down request

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So what you're saying is...

"The core problem in the UK is actually that the banks have had an effective monopoly position. Until recently, research has shown that people are more likely to get divorced or move house than change current account. Things are improving, but it will take at least another 10-20 years before the cartel is actually broken."

So what you're saying is customers are stupid and deserve all they get for being so damn lazy? It is very easy to move accounts in the UK, having done it twice myself, by asking for the direct debit/standing order form that they have to give you. Pass this on to your new bank and they can take over the transactions. SImple. When it's this easy if you don't move you deserve to get screwed.

Car immobilisers easily circumvented by crafty carjackers

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Patent

Did you get it? Have you made the device or licensed the design? Or are you waiting to troll?

Adobe forgets to thank Apple as it hits $1bn per quarter

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5 Hail Marys

Confessional is the next door along.

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@joejack

Nope, I think he's against offloading shit graphics processing onto graphics processors.

Apple iPad vs... the rest

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@Rob Moir

I don't think people are necessarily saying it's too expensive from a cost of components aspect, although there is a site that lists the profit over pure component costs that shows some good margins for a non-discounted device, but rather that it's expensive for what it does. Drop the 16GB wi-fi to 329 from 429 and we could be talking, especially if you can tether to an iphone for mobile web. It's not massively overpriced but it does make you wince first time you consider it.

Anonymous hackers' Wikileaks 'infowar' LATEST ROUNDUP

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DDOS is...

the weapon of the script-kiddy. That is all.

ICO makes mincemeat of nativity data protection piffle

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CSO

"The LEA tell us that the police intervention was a local CSO "

Is CSO latin for "arsehole" or "interfering jobsworth prick", I can never remember?

Pro-Wikileaks hacktivistas in DDoS dustup with patriot contras

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@Kevin Rudd - Not a Complete Tosser

It's a fluid situation, I wouldn't update anything until it becomes static.

EU telecoms to Apple, Google: 'Pay up!"

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Pipe providing fuckwits

Do they not realise that they only have customers due to the content someone else is providing?

Alan Sugar's 'cockup braindead in call centre clueless' BT row

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Second that

I had one for ADSL2 and never again. Absolute piece of sh1t couldn't hold onto a connection for more than a couple of hours and wouldn't reconnect without a power cycle. Paid good money for a Draytek - solid as a rock.

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Re:Do you know who I am

When I read his "Do you know who I am" I had a flashback to the Eddie Izzard Deathstar canteen video on youtube. Perhaps the reg could do a playmobile re-enactment?

Blighty's kids nosedive down global reading, maths rankings

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Mean

Surely median would be more appropriate?

On the subject of the results I live in Australia and all I can say is that the UK must have gone right downhill since I left because the people I deal with day in day out here are as thick as pig shit and they're supposed to be the cream. Their grasp on the language is limited even in its bastardised format (2 privately schooled, top 5 uni educated people believing the plural of deer is deers) and I've been decidedly underwhelmed by their mathematical skills too.

British troops in A'stan find festive minutes in Santa's sack

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How much?

You'd have thought they'd be able to get some internet bandwidth so those that could would use skype to skype with zero extra cost (video not necessary).

UK cops have warrant to cuff Assange, talking to his lawyer

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Troll

Gillard

Gillard is an irritating tw*t at best (and ginger, and Welsh - think female Kinnock) with an utter inability to even address a question posed, instead preferring to recite a PR script from memory which often contains the same incredibly nauseating catchword over and over again. I though Rudd was a pillock but I have an infinite respect for the man as a statesman when compared to this mindless muppet.

Troll because it's the nearest likeness.

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He's not even the founder

"Was Wikileaks your idea as many assumed?

I don’t call myself a founder.

Nobody really knows about the founders, says Wikipedia …

Yes. This is simply because some of the people in the initial founding group are refugees, refugees from China and other places. And they still have family back in their home countries."

He is a co-founder at best by his own admission and attributes much of the work to Chinese dissidents. He is the editor in chief though and perhaps has elected himself as "man with target on back" to keep the heat off of others.

The year's best... HD TVs

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Whilst you're at it

In these recessionary times it might also be handy to flag the power draw on these beasts - I've seen some modern TVs that seem like you'd need three-phase power linked up to the house (LGs I think). You could call it a green credential but I prefer to look on it as running costs plus how much does the heating need to be adjusted by?

Apache loses Java showdown vote to Oracle

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Don't entirely agree

"Companies across all sectors, who generally use Java for all new server-side development, are probably taking comfort that Java is now owned by a single company with a lot of cash and a future. "

Whilst in a lot of instances this is generally true I'm not so sure it's the case when the owner is Oracle. Every organisation I've worked at since leaving uni has balked at the fees Oracle charge. Ellison didn't get that yacht by being his customers' best buddy with a penchant for charity when it comes to licensing and support. Most would regard them as thieving bastards.

As for the language itself, given its maturity, I'm not sure big company ownership is required. There are plenty of major companies out there happy to use open source projects like the Apache web server, perl, python, and RHEL. Admittedly these won't be supported by forums (obviously in the case of RHEL) but ownership of the product isn't an issue either - you are free to choose your provider for Linux, Perl, Python etc.

As you say, its a dog on the client where C#/C++ will reign and how much more key work is needed on the server that, say, IBM or the like wouldn't do to fulfill their own needs and pass on much like Red Hat contribute to linux?

How I went from punting PCs to betting a quarter billion on Betfair

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Prices?

I though Goldies set the prices on the stock exchange?

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@No, I will not fix your computer

He's not actually making a guaranteed profit as such. The profit is only guaranteed at the point when he closes out (nets) his position. Until such point he is long-only one side of the trade hoping for the odds to change in his favour. As he states he is taking on risk - the risk that they don't move in his favour.

You probably understand this but I though I'd just clarify the situation for anyone trying to copy him - it's like going short HSBC shares hoping they drop in price in the next 10 minutes - they may or they may not - and making sure your position is closed out by the end of that 10 minute window. As he states he's no better at predicting he's just reliant on prices moving. As long as he cuts losing positions fast and rides winning ones (pardon the pun) further he stands to make money. This is just like day trading in a way.

Diary of a Not-spot: One man's heroic struggle for broadband

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Certainly more persistant than I

I'd have moved house long ago. Perhaps FTTC will help when it arrives in his area around 2050?

Chinese hackers 'slurped 50 MB of US gov email'

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They needed the source code for that?

See title

Siberian crooks dev'd custom malware in ATM slurp heist scheme

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What's more

They see sticking ATMs on a normal corporate network as "convenient" rather than "a f*cking great security breach just itching to happen".

Russia wins World Cup bid in parrot-sickening travesty

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How about that?

The novelty of football hooligans pretty much transporting themselves to the labour camps before having a fight. Good way to save on policing costs.

US iPad to get BBC pay app - with 'handcrafted British feel'

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@Paul Durrent: A lot less I would hope

When people don't really have a choice - I doubt the majority know how to/can be arsed using time-shifted versus realtime viewing - you can really stick it up them. When you have to tempt them in the face of bittorrent availability pricing *should be* more competitive. Brits get rooted, rest of us can pick and choose.

Frenchies, Germans wave fat pipes at embarrassed Brits

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Is a valid point

What constitutes it can make a massive difference and it would be interesting to know the threshold and whether it's download only or if upload counts.

Also some geographically challenged countries like Australia are not as challenged as you first think. Certainly they're screwed when it comes to the upper end of the stats (getting 90, 95+% etc) onto something but to get a boost over the UK it is remarkably easy due to the concentration of the population in a few municipal centres. Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth make up 50% of the population as at the 2006 census.

Getting good superfast broadband availability then becomes much easy for the early part of the rollout hence having a better score than the UK. Also these centres are pretty well covered by Foxtel cable network giving availability of 17MB/1MB cable broadband (minimum speed) with up to 30/1 speeds. Price is not so good at the moment. It's come down to around GBP 44/month for a 50GB cap at present. Not sure how this compares.

ISPs under pressure to control online porn

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Filter fail

Of course it won't work but politicians never let facts get in the way of a popularity contest or soundbite. This sort of behaviour is exactly what I hated about the last Government. Let the public know that nothing is their fault and that big buddy Government will shield you from all the nastiness and all you do is create a nation of contemptibly stupid mollycoddled dickheads - not the majority but a very vocal "I know my rights" minority. We've all encountered them. It's about time some of these idiots were given a bit of education about parenting rather than having their ineptitude pandered to. If they want to bring in legislation how about something along the lines of "before you get an internet connection you'll need to have gotten a clue else use the library"?

'Looking and acting like an employee' didn't make him one

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@AC

Apart from the decision being that he isn't an employee therefore this should be a small boost for contractors. Hence HMRC should probably just STFU and move on.

Brits blow millions on over-priced ink

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Re:Cheaper ink

The other issue you get with cheaper ink is that when you don't use the manufacturer branded paper (kodak is a good alternative as they tell you how to adjust the print settings) and ink and you print out photos you'll find it pretty hard to get a good colour match without calibrating the device which is beyond the capability of a lot of users. Random chance may get you there but likely the prints will look a touch shitty - I speak from personal experience. So whilst they are robbing you they are also guaranteeing you some kind of output quality.

Meet the Oz teen behind Operation Titstorm

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I'm thinking

misappropriation of taxpayer funds would be a good starting point.

Blu-ray barely better than DVD

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Joke

Access Speed

"BluRay is about capacity and access speed."

Is that including the 5 minutes it takes for the last generation of players to actually turn themselves on?

Unarmed Royal Navy T45 destroyer breaks down mid-Atlantic

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Out of interest

Why do you use Tornados rather than Eurofighters? We paid enough for them, at least get the bastards out of the hangars.

Toyota Auris hybrid e-car

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Another point

What are the servicing costs and intervals like on these things compared with a standard petrol or diesel? No point saving on fuel to just piss it all away in servicing costs. No road tax is nice though but I think my olds manage that with their diesel.

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IIRC

I believe the problems with diesels in the US is to do with the quality of the fuel available. Here in Oz the Government had to mandate a standard before vehicles could be imported and used - the fuel was just too shitty. Only in the past couple of years have they (European, but mainly German cars) become popular.

Apple MacBook Air 11.6in sub-notebook

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dude!

"I currently have more than 10 laptops all less than 3 years old, ranging from several 15" desktop replacement models, to a few 13" ultramobiles, a 12" ultraportable wannabe, and a 9" netbook"

You either need to read more product reviews or try before you buy unless you run a company with about 5+ staff.

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@handle

It's a comment I often make (and will no-doubt get marked down for) but Apple products are always priced to be only competitive within the range and not so much externally - caveat that certain models in certain ranges do compare well but you need to hunt out that sweet spot. Steve has chosen his corporate pricing point in life and I guess he's doing pretty well out of it. All power to him I guess. Literally.

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re:camera cards

You'd be surprised just how rotten transfer times/speeds can be when connecting through the physical camera itself. I often wonder whether manufacturers are sticking left-over USB 1.1 controllers in them it can be so bad. Card adapters are always the way to go and use the same USB->mini-USB (I think) cable.

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@handle

It'd be great if Apple supported a lot of modern "standard" ports - think eSATA, USB 3.0 (albeit a recent addition) - but you just kind of sigh and put up with what Jobsworth has decided upon. I would gladly forgo several of the USB ports on my machine for just one of eSATA or USB 3.0 to give decent external disk transfer times without the firewire 800 port premium.

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@Tony - reboxing

My shiny new 27" i7 iMac needed reboxing as soon as I unpacked it because it has shit stuck between the glass panel and the display which is about as big a quality-control faux-pas as you could ever wish to get save for a vital innard missing.

However the support dude and manager were suitably shocked by this and a replacement whipped out post-haste - I guess what the OEM lacked in quality control the vendor made up for in customer support. Still sucks that something so obvious (it was a large piece of debris) got missed. How this compares I do not know as I have, personally, never had to send back a machine before - perhaps you could elaborate?

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I disagree (squared)

"This is a full class (though a bit underpowered for gaming) machine"

It's a full class last-generation architecture machine. I would not consider paying that much cash for a poxy old core 2. The screen is definitely not great. Having seen it next to the macpro 13" laptop it's screen looked decidedly wishy-washy. It's a great concept, for sure, but not a great outcome when spec and price are considered - and anyone who overlooks that price is a fool to themselves.

Kingston HyperX Max USB 3.0 128GB external drive

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Comparisons

I'd like to see it compared with a LaCie Fastkey (http://www.lacie.com/au/products/product.htm?pid=11590) which has 60GB and 120GB variants and a convenient form factor as well as hardware AES 256 encryption.

VAT fraudster gets 9 years for refusing £40m bill

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Not quite

Whether he has the money or not is quite important as the justice system needs to work within the confines of the law it supposedly enforces - it is not proportionate to try to force someone to pay back that which they have pissed up the wall. Where the burden of proof lay is a different argument. It's all crap anyway as if he got 15 years originally the 9 would be concurrent.

Stoke Council avoids fine over lost childcare data on USB stick farce

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don't agree with the logic

"public sector workers are under the same constraints as private sector, the bosses really don't like finding a big hole made in their budgets because an employee has done something they shouldn't have"

A whole doesn't get made in the budget because they have some form of revenue raising power which they then use to fill the shortfall.

Personal accountability is much more effective. In private sector you'd probably get the boot, does that ever happen in the public sector without a large "their-their petal" pay-off?

Man denies charges he hacked Fed Reserve network

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Go figure..

<quote>When Poo was arrested in October, agents recovered a “heavily encrypted laptop computer” that included “financial account data and personal identifying information, including more than 400,000 credit card, debit card and bank account numbers,” according to documents filed in court last week.</quote>

Either he told them the password or his encryption was actually shite.

Putting the internet into neutral, or neutering the net?

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Silly bastard

"So who or what is going to protect Skype? Consumers' freedom to change operators, says Kroes."

So when all operators block it because there is nothing to be gained by not doing so - market forces argument has always been piss-weak when faced with the anti-competitiveness of major companies, just look at the international air freight price fixing for an example - where will the poor little consumer go then? This is *the* reason for her having a job, namely to sort out crap like this because market forces are with the biggest bully.

Adobe (finally) adds security sandbox to Reader

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FAIL

PDF applications?

Man, that just sounds sooooo wrong.

Samsung UE55C9000 55in LCD 3D TV

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Power Draw

"In terms of power draw the set sucks in less than a watt on stand by, but takes a relatively hefty 209W or so in Dynamic mode or around 150W in the Movie mode, which operates with reduced brightness."

Compared with my c.2005 plasma that's nothing (over 300W). Even though it's a good'un they still used to suck up the juice back in the day and it can double as a heater when the weather cools a little.

Sweden to issue international arrest warrant for Assange

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Expected

I'm sure he expected to be stung when he kept poking wasps' nests - likewise you can argue fairness, morality, and legality with them all you like too.

Brits say 'no, no, no' to 3D TV

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Agreed

I certainly won't be buying one until my current HD TV needs replacing and they're all there is in the shops. Tried a demo of a pricey Panasonic one the other day and just found it nauseating. Give me a decent picture and accompanying plot over some pointless nausea inducing latest-fad crud anytime.

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3D

I found, even on a demo on a bloody expensive TV, that the 3D effect was something akin to watching puppets on one of those Playschool/Blue Peter 3D theatre stages made out of a cereal packet and various pieces of coloured card stuck at varying distances into it.

Those govt cuts - slasher horror or history-changing brilliance?

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@Mike Richards

1. Cleaners - they simply outsource cleaning to someone that employs illegal immigrants or people that will live x-to-a-room (as has been stated).

2. Rent Control - rents have been rising because so have house prices and hence the mortgages required to pay for them. As a rough guide work out the repayment for the LTV percentage of the property price that does not attract an indemnity/insurance fee at the prevailing market lending rate. i.e. repayment on 80% of 300,000 at market rate of x% is Y. This (Y) is pretty much what you'll be looking at rents being. Obviously deviations occur in areas of high or low supply but it should approximate. Rent control is also state interference in markets and that level of meddling doesn't tend to go too well. You could of course not sell off all of the public housing in the first place and then you don't have to pay market related rents because you own the things.