* Posts by Tom 35

3040 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

ISPs' pirate-choking blocking measures ARE effective – music body

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Re: Dropped 11% in countries with blocking

Of course they manipulated the stats, or just pulled numbers out of their arse. That's what they always do.

TV sales PLUMMET. But no one's prepared to say what we all know

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Re: Set Top Boxes

They can't even do proper universal remotes (something that you don't need a computer to program, or a 40 page manual).

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Just like the CD

With the switch to digital and HD almost everyone dumped the old CRT and bought a HD flat screen. Much like everyone buying stuff they had on tape or LP again on CD.

This was not "growth" that they could expect to keep going forever, it was a one time spike in sales.

Attempts to repeat it with 3D/Smart TV have failed (along with DVD audio).

IBM PCjr STRIPPED BARE: We tear down the machine Big Blue would rather you forgot

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Re: Floppy drives

I had an Apple II+ and later a //e (still works) with the 5.25 SSSD drive at 147k. I had a purpose made punch that cut a second square write protect hole in a double side disc so you could flip it and use both sides.

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Re: The 6845 is a zero-colour chip

Not used in the Apple II.

QUIDOCALYPSE: Blighty braces for £100 MILLION cost of new £1 coin

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So how about

They make the coin the same size and mass so it still works in the machines, but have the two colour and extra tricks so it's hard to make fakes that fool people.

How much would the machine owners moan then when they keep getting all the fake slugs and can't pass them on to anyone?

Microsoft frisked blogger's Hotmail inbox, IM chat to hunt Windows 8 leaker, court told

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Re: So many WTFs!

I think the question was why was he in Seattle? Did Microsoft "send him on training" to the US so he could be arrested someplace where they could find some cops that give a crap about MS "intellectual property"? Or maybe sent him an email saying he won a free cruse.

Ex-Xbox gros fromage joins wireless speaker whizzkids Sonos

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Re: GROS FROMAGE

Casu marzu

Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github

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Gits

Had someone is sales get all bent about male/female cable connectors. Said I made it up even after I said it was industry standard from before I was born. Showed her a catalog, web sites, then sent her across the street to Best Buy. She got kicked out of Best Buy.

Good thing I didn't show her a gender changer.

Blighty goes retro with 12-sided pound coin

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Re: 3 per cent?

China.

The Toronto Transit tokens had to go to two colour because of fakes from China being sold from corner stores. The Canadian two dollar (toonie) coin is also a two colour coin but the reverse of the new pound coin, steel on the outside, brass colour in the middle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twonie

ZEPPELINS to replace Goodyear blimps in American skies

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How about Zuckerberg's Ego

Report: Apple flushes 12.9-inch MaxiPad plan down the drain

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Re: This is the excuse of the "analysts"

Just like Jobs was right and no one wanted a small tablet, have to sharpen your fingers and all that. And big phones? No one would buy such a thing. Apple know exactly what people want.

Mozilla takes Windows 8-friendly Firefox out back ... two shots heard

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Re: A good decision

"Actually, it would be nice to read some of the internal m$ e.mails between the various departments while win8 was being built/tested......"

I'd like to see what followed the report "it seems people are using a registry hack to turn the start menu back on".

And who decried the best answer was to remove the code so the hack would not work any more.

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Re: Take aim...

MS make it impossible for anyone to produce a browser for RT or Phone where it might be of some use, but on x86 it's got the same problem as not-Metro IE. That is it's not-Metro when no one wants that UI and has a choice. Why would I want to use it when I can use the desktop version*?

*I have opened Metro IE once on purpose on my Windows 8.1 computer at work. Like the Metro calculator (opened once by mistake) why would anyone use it if they have a choice?

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Re: no surprise here

Fruity Computers? Try

http://youtu.be/nfHuZ5qrYX4

Watch the MIT MER-BOT – half droid, half soft 'fish' – swim by itself

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Re: Altitude?

Look closely, it's hanging on a string.

US govt: You, ICANN. YOU can run the internet. We quit

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Re: Relief

He wants to you to sell off 192.168.x.x and 10.10.x.x and give him all the money*.

*if you don't he is going to tell his mommy.

Will Yelp help 'Yahoo!' compete with Google? Search us...

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Re: Yelp ain't a bed of roses either

It works the other way too. A crap business can pay the fees to get rid of real reviews and push up the fake good reviews.

An OK burger place near me got bought by an idiot (who deep fried frozen burger patties, crispy on the outside, still frozen in the center) and right up until he was closed by city health had great reviews, and any bad reviews vanished.

SATANIC 'HELL DIAMOND' tells of sunless subterranean sea

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sunless subterranean oceans

Or maybe a really big damp sponge?

San Francisco says yes to GIANT Apple flagship store, public plaza

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Will it be a combination of neon pink and green and cause people walking by to get sea sick?

Satisfy my scroll: El Reg gets claws on Windows 8.1 spring update

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But users of Windows 8 on non-touch devices were in general a little less satisfied".

A little?

Understatement of the year.

SACRILEGE! Hitchhiker's Guide game's back ... and it TWEETS at you

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Re: Oh the joys of the text adventure...

Back to candy crush for you. You can go beg for more lives from your friends on facebook.

Neil Young touts MP3 player that's no Piece of Crap

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Yes the Pono site is a Piece of Crap

They start out with "Hi Friend".

Then continue with "There's an awfully good chance you heard about a revolution we're working on. "

maybe or I misspelled porno when I googeled.

Why is "There's Trouble In River City," running through my head...

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Re: Am i being a numpty

"or isn't FLAC lossless???"

But that's a freetard, commie format that is missing key features like lock-in, royalty streams, patents, or the return of DRM to music.

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“high resolution” albums

So they are trying to push singles back in the bag? Go back to the golden age of buying two good tracks and 8 "Piece of Crap"?

There are already quite a few formats that are better then MP3, and players that sound better then an iPod. Almost no one seems to care, most people just use their phone now.

And that assumes this player is not just a scam from the people who brought us Monster cables, Headphones with a letter on the side, and $1,000 power cords.

eBay rejects Carl Icahn's board nominees as 'inexperienced'

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Re: Strike 2, Ichan

Don't forget Dell.

Moto sold to Google? I think he is a little out of date.

PM Cameron leaps aboard Internet of Thingies

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Re: "electricity meters that talk to the grid to get you the best deals"

"Perhaps we'd buy from power stations and wind farms directly, with a fee going to the network (where the "network" is one of the old suppliers)."

That's more or less what we have in Toronto now. The "fee" is increased and electricity cost lowed by the old supplier until they are "competitive". They don't care if you buy from another supplier as all the profit is now in the fee.

NASA robot plans mid-2020s trip: Europa. Wet, radioactive life forms (hopefully). Bliss

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$15M

I expect they could get that by selling an old AOL Floppy to Facebook.

US gov claims it spent TOO MUCH on wiretaps – and blames SPRINT

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Re: Alternatively

Free spying on 5 friends or government leaders.

Boeing going ... GONE: Black phone will SELF-DESTRUCT in 30 secs

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Re: Why Can't Apple Do This?

Sure Apple could build the phone, but they don't have the experience in pork that Boeing has to let them sell it for $14,999,999.

RSA booked TV's Stephen Colbert to give the final speech. This is what happened next

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Unless you don't live in the US.

"he'd also disclosed how much the US was spying on the rest of the world, which wasn't helpful."

Microsoft dangles carrot at SMEs, eases Windows 8 Enterprise licensing

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Enterprise Edition features is a capability called side-loading.

Big woop. Unless your doing something special on a tablet no one wants not-Metro so they are going to create a desktop application just like they have been doing for years, likely already have one.

UK spies on MILLIONS of Yahoo! webcams, ogles sex vids - report

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So it will be encriped soon

And this will be another reason for ISPs to install spy proxies (or Explicitly Trusted Proxy as AT&T like to call them).

Pine trees' scent 'could prevent climate change really being a problem'

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Re: Only during the day

As long as the tree stands, or if it's turned into a table. But if it's burnt for power, or made into arse wipes and flushed it's back where you started.

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Lewis Page

Must have a side job selling cherry pie.

Energy firms' security so POOR, insurers REFUSE to take their cash

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They used to be connected by dial up modems, or over direct ISDN lines.

Another climate change myth debunked by proper climate scientists

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It's amazing

How you can tell it's a Lewis Page story right from the home page just by reading the title.

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Hey 4G bods: We need to make 'phonecalls' with our 'voices', too

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Re: Really ?

At least in Canada you can keep your number when you switch as I did last year. Even makes it easier as when you port your number it cancels the old account automatically.

Data roaming is outrageous here. Voice just a rip-off so no advantage there.

Saving private spying: IETF Draft reveals crypto-busting proxy proposal

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It's their own fault

They spy too much, so people start to demand HTTPS for everything.

They respond by wanting to spy even more.

G20 gives Google, Microsoft, Apple et al tax deadline

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Looking for a new round of fat brown envelops

The rich and powerful will make sure they continue to pay less tax then their secretaries. Corporations will do what they can to make sure money goes to stock options and bonuses for the same rich and powerful.

They will just change the loop holes to make it look like something is being done, but there will be new ones to replace any closed.

TV scraper Aereo pulled off air in six US states after tellyco court injunction victory

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Re: Wouldn't this be making more money for the broadcasters?

The thing is that now the broadcaster, cable company, content producer, and advertizer are all the same company (and trying for a triple play of your phone/TV/internet). Aereo is some outsider upstart interfering with their business model so they will be stomped.

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Re: Can't say that I understand the TV companies argument

If Aereo can get away with it, then the cable companies are going to wonder why they are paying to deliver content to their customers.

With the content providers, and cable companies all being bought up buy a few big multinationals the charges that were supposed to be used to create local content (ha ha, good one) are now used to kick each other (see TW vs CBS crap) and stomp on smaller companies or upstarts.

SkyDrive is dead! All hail Microsoft OneDrive! Happy now, Uncle Rupe?

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The wonders of cut and paste

The new site has a user interface that's virtually identical to the old one.

Sky / One even same number of letters so it should not even mess up the layout much...

App-maker King hopes to CANDY-CRUSH $500m from IPO

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OK

That answers the question of why they have been doing the Godzilla impersonation of late.

Owning the word candy should be worth a few million for the big bosses.

HP 'KNEW' about Autonomy's hardware sales BEFORE the whistle blew: report

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they didn't know Autonomy were selling HP kit?

Not quite. They were selling Dell kit below cost to jack up sales numbers. HP say that was one of the surprises they didn't know.

But they failed to sell HP kit at full price after HP bought them.

Microsoft may pick iPad for first release of Fondleslab Office™

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Re: Windows 8 tablet users are using Office 2013 already....

If you make it past the headline you will see... "The first tablet-optimized versions of Microsoft Office"

Office 2013 (and yes I have it on my POS Surface RT) is a desktop application with some touch bits tacked on.

As long as the keyboard is attached the current software is likely better then any not-Metro UI Office thing that they are likely to come up with but that's a different story.

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Not expecting much

I don't use iOS any more but from the Office 365 Android app, where they only allow you to install on a phone, and not a tablet, and it's worse then some of the free apps, and wants to log on to check your subscription all the time.

They may release it on iOS first, but I'm sure they will find a way to cripple it so the Windows version is "better".

Imprisoned Norwegian mass murderer says PlayStation 2 is 'KILLING HIM'

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Re: Atari 2600

And one of the cheap folding metal chairs that you expect to fold up under you if you shift your weight.

Apple Mac Pro: It's a death star, not a nappy bin, OK?

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Re: Oooo, the shiny!

" i forgot about the six Thunderbolt 2 ports."

Who needs them if you have room for internal upgrades. Just plug in a card instead of some stupidly expensive external apple specific box.

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Happy

death star

Complete with exhaust port.