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Boeing-backed US upstart reckons it'll be building electric airliners

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10-50 seat commercial passenger aircraft are a thing.

And BTW NASA (well the first A) has been looking at way to simplify regional airline operations and make regional airports (of which I believe the US has quite a number) more useful and active (y'know increasing economic around the US, something close to the heart of the D himself).

Thumbing through an old Popular Mechanics for (IIRC) 1975 I see a blurb about the first flight of an all electric light aircraft (2 seat) with an endurance of 15 mins. Obviously knocked up by a home builder who took the statement "building a human carrying electric aircraft is impossible" as a personal challenge ( the dad of the guy who built that pong game from discrete transistors?)

4 decades later and behind all the massive hype batteries really have improved quite a bit, as has the generator and power electronics technology (so you can directly connect your generator/alternator to a turbine without a gearbox and then dial in whatever voltage and current you want from the battery pack output).

The question of course (which being at home with the Kumars failed to answer) is wheather the technology has gotten better enough to built a flying Prius.

There is a fine line between spotting when all the pieces are available to carry out a truly bold piece of disruptive technology and selling the idea that their might be.

Time will tell if this is John Carncac's old company or if this is the Oculus Rift of aerospace.

Outsourcers blamed for cocking up programmes at one in three big firms

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"They do all like their little independent silos."

Because how many of those outsourcers staff actually work for them?

Not damm many.

The actual domain experts will probably be in sub-contractors, or sub-sub-contractors.

And under strict instructions not to let on that in fact your ERP/CRM/Mainframe/Payment system is in fact not being installed by Atoss/Crapita/SCS but Joe Blogss Contracting (who actually know WTF they are doing).

The beast is back: Reborn ekranoplan heads for the Arctic

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Did anyone hear the name "Caspian Sea Monster" and think.

Great name for a porn actor?

I also move in "ground effect" mode.

Douglas Coupland: The average IQ is now 103 and the present is melting into the future

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" problem is,.. that people tend to lack the ability to critically analyze the data "

And it's in no ones interests to improve the calibration of peoples internal BS meters.

The mass gullible are much too easy to (profitably) manipulate.

Put down your coffee and admire the sheer amount of data Windows 10 Creators Update will slurp from your PC

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"Make sure you don't put Windows 10 into your computer."

Indeed.

Did not ask. Do not want.

IBM systems had a bit of a rep for calling home and letting the HO know what was going on.

But that was in Mainframe and mini land.

Now home users can also enjoy these "benefits"

ICO fines 11 big charities over dirty data donor-squeezing deeds

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"they do keep me informed of new and upcoming mining and development projects"

So handy if you deal in shares in that sector.

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"That sketch tells you everything you need to know about merchant banks, ever."

And it's close to half a century old.

This s**t's been going on for a long time.

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Is anyone hearing the sound of John Cleese saying..

"We at Slater Nazi are quite keen on getting into orphans...."

TOTC because that's charity and I wouldn't want that line to be misunderstood.

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But it's chaaaaaarity, mate.

Yeah.

You say donation list

I say sucker list.

BTW anyone interested should check out the tax rules around being the CEO of a charity.

I think they explain why quite a few celebrities have started their own charities over the years.

FCC Commish: Hey, don't look at me – Congress should sort out net neutrality mess

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The OED

Which given Sweet Pai's record so far will be known internally as the Office for being Economical with the Data.

But this guy is clearly not sounding nearly compliant enough to "earn" the sort of high paying with a cable company he so clearly craves.

Need to practice your tongue skills more.

Sorry eh? Canadian mounties own up: Yes, we own 10 IMSI-catchers

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"They can be used only if a judge is prepared to issue a warrant, "

Sounds like Canada actually has a parliament that doesn't respond in entirely knee jerk fashion to the terrorist-de-jour threat and OMFG still has an independent judiciary.*

*Canadians may not think so, but compare it to you neighbours down South.

Lenovo's 2017 X1 Carbon is a mixed bag

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Sounds like reasonable hardware let down by one or more software problems

On the upside software can be fixed easier.

If they care enough.

Jailed biz coach accused of $17.5m HPE fraud writes to fans saying 'join me'

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Re: Obviously trying the Saunders gambit

In deadly Ernest it would seem.

I wonder if he's looked up the name of the doctor who "diagnosed" Ernie's "Alzheimer's like" symptoms.

He appears to have been the only person ever to make a recovery from it.

Funny that.

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What do you call a man who allegedly swindled HPE out of $17.5m?

Small time of course.

Autonomy did them for $8Bn.

Pong, anyone? How about Pong on a vintage oscilloscope?

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Highly entertaining.

It's the sheer "love of the game" aspect that's impressive.

Various magazines had TV games in the 70's and 80's. The discrete logic ones probably taught the builders a massive amount about what you can and cannot do with TTL although later on they seemed to have been built around General Instruments games chips. Not sure if they were custom logic, gate array or can what we would now call a pre programmed PIC inside them.

I'm guessing such games are close to the point where you could just build a TTL processor using LS '181 ALU's (no idea how expensive they were in the 70's) and write an instruction sequence (or "program" as I call it ) to simulate such a game.

It's not just Elon building bridges to the brain: The Internet of Things is coming to a head

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"I can juggle no problem,.. try to work out the maths of juggling I would go mad."

I actually met a guy who was a "slack wire" walker who had a mathematician ask him to teach him how to do it.*

The mathematician did indeed write numerous equations to explain what was happening but the walker said he'd be better off if he just got up on the wire (it's about 50cm off the ground) and got used to falling a few times. That multi billion element multi layer neural network we carry around is quite versatile.

*I doubt that sentence caused most of you any problems comprehending it but it will probably generate 10s of parses in a human language parser, possibly crashing the parser in the process.

Despite the first attempt to apply more or less conventional conventional compiler technology to the problem (IE no backtracking but 3 symbol lookahead, where a "symbol" can be quite complex) was made by Mitch Marcus in the late 1970's.

As for direct neural interface we still can't do eyes, although it seems someone has started to actually look at what the optic nerve produces and work backward to how it produces that signal. Big surprise. It's nothing like a TV signal, digital or analogue.

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"Brian interface - coming soon."

A Brian interface?

Who wants to interface with him?

Hortonworks: Yeah, we'll stay in London... as long as everyone else does

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annual revenue of $184.5m,..net loss for the whole year of just over $251m.

So another company that can't quite manage the whole making a profit for their investors thing.

It appears to have massive invisible costs for what would seem to be a consultancy business, which is essentially having a team of smart people.

'No deal better than bad deal' approach to Brexit 'unsubstantiated'

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""Let's not forget the 16-18 year olds who had a opinion but didn't get any choice in the matter""

They were allowed a vote in the Scottish Referendum.

Although they didn't allow ex-pat Scots to vote. Smart move since they could bitch and moan about the state of Scotland and would not have to live with the consequences.

Didn't stop the Scots making a rational decision.

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"Worst political misbehaviour since 1956 (Suez)."

An excellent point.

This was probably the event that set the current relationship between Israel, UK, France and the US.

And another f**kup by a Tory posh boy.

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"48% < 52% less than half in a democratic "

Of the 72.2% who bothered to vote at all.

Unlike the Scottish referendum, where 84.6% of the eligible electorate thought it important.

Still it did fulfill the most vital objective.

Keeping the Conservative party from splitting and joining UKIP en masse.

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"replacing EU immigrant workers with those from the old British Empire "

How curious, or perhaps in light of the nostalgia that seems to be at the root of a lot of this "how queer."

I had the (apparently) mistaken belief it was all about British jobs being done by British workers, IE born in the UK workers.

Not swapping one group of "Johnny Foreigners" (C 2017 Rabid Xenophobia Publications T/A The Daily Heil) for a (darker skinned) group of Johnny Foreigners.

Y'know, "taking back control" and all that in the words of the UK's beloved Foreign Secretary (bloody nice chap for a Foreigner).

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On the upside the UK will have BAe systems all to itself

Except for the Americans of course.

Yay.

Hip, hip Huzzar and all that.

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In a netotiation

Both sides have needs, wants and goals and things they can trade to meet those needs, wants and goals.

Obviously different people see the UK position differently.

But if it's a case of no trade deal without the free movement of EU nationals then a trade deal is f**ked.

And just a note. 1/2 the UK influx is not from Europe. It's from India, Pakistan and the Middle East, places the Home office has full control over the entry from.

If it chose to exercise those controls of course.

China-based hacking crew pokes holes in UK firms and drains data

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Well who'd have thought it.

People can't get in through the front door so they hit the Tradesmen's Entrance.

And why hit one company when you can hit the company that supports multiple targets.

Wasn't one of the touted benefits of using an MSP that it can justify decent security, proper patch management, comprehensive backups?

Testing times: Can your crypto-code survive the Google gauntlet?

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They may sound like modest goals

But they're a start.

I'd like to think crypto implementors will study the tests and use them as a guide to make better stuff from the ground up.

Crypto is probably the smallest, but most demanding, software most people will ever be asked to implement, and in truth most smart people would prefer to not have to in the first place.

But sometimes you simply have no choice.

WWW daddy Sir Tim Berners-Lee stands up for end-to-end crypto

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"Because: who's going to monitor all that data? "

What makes you think this is about the 4 horsemen of the infocalypse?

"Give me 6 lines from an honest man and I'll find something with which to hang him."

As for scanning that's easy but what Snowden demonstrated was that most of it will just be stored in case it's needed. Hence the Chief Liar of the NSA can say to Con-gress "We don't monitor people" when what he means is it's not monitored until a human listens or reads it.

Like that old action movie scene where the Chief Villain gets some hostage to provide them with some information and says "I won't kill you," then orders their henchman to do it instead.

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Re: Email this to your MP

Wow, an astonishingly even handed and comprehensive explanation of why it's a stupid idea.

Google court filing names a second source for Uber's lifted robo-car plans

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So it does pay to have actual journalists on site

Can't see this being found in a scan of the documents. Thumbs up for real journalists.

It's interesting that Uber's behavior towards its staff seems pretty toxic and now it turns out it likes buying up companies whose owners are as (allegedly) sneaky as it is. :-( .

Optical boffins tweak antennae with photons so MIMO can make WiFi serve more masters

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This is astonishing.

Phase shifting at rates of 1ns is very impressive.

And let's be honest, who expected this from the land of the midnight Barbie?

Google's video recognition AI is trivially trollable

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One day

Law enforcement types will realize Person of Interest is not a documentary.

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"why the algorithm..such a heavy weighting on..only 2% of the footage."

Got it in a nutshell.

These "deep learning"* algorithms are meant to be "robust" which implies not deflected by minor disturbances. IE "I am 98% confident this video is about cats, but there is a 2% chance it's got something to do with cars." So 95% certain it's about a cars is an Epic Fail.

*which makes the work sound so much more insightful than multi-layer neural network, which actually explains what (AFAIK) all of these algorithms actually are, and therefor suggests people could actually work out how they work.

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"taking a statistic generated from the data...nearest data point to that statistic in its database"

Except the spoofing suggests that it's not.

By a very wide margin.

It's 30 years ago: IBM's final battle with reality

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IT Angle

Although technically OS/2 is still around

As EComStation

In hindsight (always 20/20) IBM's mistake was to seek to start making money off of MCA ASAP. Had they had been much more reasonable they would have had a little bite of every board (through licensing) made and MCA would have dominated.

BTW let's not forget what a PoS Windows 2.0 was or how the 286 was so retarded that the MS tech who worked out how to switch it from real to virtual mode and back was hailed a f**king genius.

First EU-US Privacy Shield annual review to take place in September

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"EU justice commissioner Věra Jourová"

So will that be done by the Justice side of the EU or the Data Protection side of the EU, or both?

No I don't think the US idea of "data protection" is anything like that in Europe, but then they've not lived through several regimes which were active police states and the citizens knew it.

Boeing details 'Deep Space Gateway' for Mars mission staging

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Con-gress gives NASA about $3Bn a year to build SLS

But gives it nothing to build actual payloads (except Orion) to put on it.

Is this a possible architecture to get to Mars? Yes.

Will Con-gress hand over that much money to Boeing (the company that redesigned ISS 3 times and made a profit on every one) to do so.

How dumb would they have to be?

Oculus Drift: VR gaming boss out at Facebook

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"Join the only group that understands how controlled the comments are on this site."

I've had a few comments deleted by moderators for various reasons.

However in all cases they are still visible to me.

Contrast that with more heavily moderated sites where the mods are much more forward about expressing their views and comments will be deleted from your personal account, making it more like the Minstry of Truth.

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"his company was "about to change the world.""

Well it certainly changed his bank balance.

Time will tell if Oculus turns out to be world changing hardware that totally alters the user experience paradigm* or if it was effectively a corporate pump-and-dump scheme that FB fell for (the fact they had to buy in the tech from someone else does look a tad suspicious)

And is it just me or does that shot of the Time front cover have anyone else thinking "Hmm, so that's what Cartman looks like when he's grown up."

*That should be good for bonus points on the BS Bingo card.

Cloudera finally confirms IPO

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On the upside it is a niche player.

While all it's major competitors seem to want you to sell you a whole package and way to look at the world.

IOW you wo with them you go with the Amazon/Google//Microsoft world view and you're pretty much stuck with it.

For many people that will be fine.

For some a more independent view will be preferred.

Trump sets sights on net neutrality

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"do you Limeys assume the lot of us are prattling cattle with a low ceiling of rationalism?"

I can't speak for the British but I think it's just enough of the US population who voted for him and didn't vote for a better candidate.

Actually if there's anyone to blame it's everyone who read "Take Back Your Government" and failed to join their local parties and weed out most of the potential candidates for being rubbish.

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"Rich people BUY THINGS and HIRE PEOPLE, "

Otherwise known as the "Trickle down theory"

Otherwise known as US foreign policy in South America.

I'd suggest why not just stop making the rich richer and have a go at making the poor a bit richer.

But that's probably a bit too complex an idea for you on a Monday morning.

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On the upside

1389 day left to go*

*Barring death, serious injury or a much better organized impeachment campaign than we've seen so far.

That sound you hear is Splunk leaking data

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remind me again what systems come with remote access enabled as standard..

Oh let me guess....

Indian Business Machines? One-third of Big Blue staff based there and Bangladesh

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"Isn't open sourcing DB2 the equivalent of fly tipping?"

As it happens I have used DB2 and MS Access.

DB2 solved problems Access didn't even seem to realize existed. In fact they were only problems because you were running on Access to begin with.

People really don't know what they've got till they lose it.

Don't fall for the AI hype: Here are the ingredients you need to build an actual useful thing

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"There's a lot of hype, and the reality is..the technology is..very raw and difficult to implement "

Could have been written in the 80's

Or the 90's

or the 00's

And as we come to the end of the 2nd decade of the 21st century.....

SpaceX wows world with a ho-hum launch of a reused rocket, landing it on a tiny boring barge

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"One can hope. If he gets hit by a bus, we're f*cked."

That's when we discover how good his management really was.

A really good team is bigger than one person. Its goals cannot be killed so easily.

And of course what are the chances of being hit by a bus in LA?

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"Um, in the movie Drax is about to cause * a catastrophe, wiping out all human life on Earth"

What do you expect? He is a Bond villain...

And like all Bond villains (Blowfelt's back story comes to mind) he knows that if you want a catastrophe done right you've got to do it yourself.

Which does make you wonder if perhaps Musk has a little backup plan to ensure that when the time comes to start selling tickets to Mars people will be literally killing each other to get tickets.

Just a thought.

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"I don't think that Drax in the book has a Liverpudlian accent..."

From memory Drax has stolen the identity of a British soldier from Liverpool who lost his memory (and his face) in an explosion.

So supposedly all he knows about himself is from his Army records. As part of his cover he visits the area to try and see if he "remembers" anything.

He doesn't remember the locals because of course he's never actually met them before and the plastic surgery explains why they don't remember him. No scouse accent? "Explosion damaged my vocal chords. I had to learn to speak all over again."

Quite neat, eh?

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"Be patient - their next rocket (ITS) will be completely reusable. "

Maybe, Mr AC they will have got the bugs out of full reusability by then, like they said they had when they released that nice video in 2011.

Or maybe not.

Unfortunately ITS is built to put 100 passengers into LEO. It's not just a bit oversized for pretty much every sat ellite planned, it's grossly over sized. So no it won't be any cheaper in absolute terms but SX will no doubt claim it's less than $1000/lb to LEO. Which will be true provided it's fully loaded.

The combination of making it cheaper at the size of payload people want to buy, while swallowing the development bill, is what makes building a fully reusable launch system really hard.

"I think it's more likely that ITS (and cargo delivering derivatives) are operational before we get a working SABRE engine"

Musk said 6 years in 2014 and he thought that was optimistic.

So IRL more like about 8-10 if FH is anything to go by (which remember is only about 2x bigger than an F9 in payload).

REL were very open about what this would cost. You want a vehicle the size of an A380 that can deliver launch on demand and not rely on a single US company to do it for you? Guess what, it costs like an A380.

US ATM fraud surges despite EMV

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Wasn't it Merkins who insisted on this in the first place.

Because that way if your account is ripped off it's your fault.

IIRC there were ad campaigns in Europe for what was called "Chip N Pin" about 15 years ago.

Really. US retailers (or rather their banks) are running with 15 YO software?

Who knew.