* Posts by John Smith 19

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Australia to float 'not backdoors' that behave just like backdoors to Five-Eyes meeting

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"because I'm not a criminal and I wouldn't appreciate being treated like one."

And yet that's exactly how all pervasive surveillance treats everyone.

"Give me 6 lines from an honest man and I'll find something with which to hang him."

The enemy of data fetishists are not terrorists, drug dealers, paedophiles or money launders.

It's us.

Anyone who wants to keep any part of their private life private, without any evidence that we are committing (or planning to commit) a crime.

It's not a sane, rational policy. It's a delusional mental illness. In a rational democratic society it would be treated as such.

Europe to upgrade its continental GPS

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Such a waste of a good acronym

With just a little more effort pilots could be flying across Europe on EGNOG.

Time to be gone.

To heck with the laws of physics... we will squeeze more juice from these processors

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"requently encounter data sets with very sparse matrices."

For which much more efficient methods exist than storing it in the obvious n-dimensional array.

In fact in big apps with multiple matrices being processed together the first task is an optimization to find a better order in which to multiply them.

This can make a very substantial difference to how much processing is done.

The internet may well be the root cause of today's problems… but not in the way you think

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"Religion is just a handy excuse to kill people you don't like."

Or feel threatened by. No actual cause, just a vague, amorphous fear of "them."

Or whose economic success you are jealous of.

Or whose lifestyle you followed and it didn't work out for you and you blame for the subsequent failure of your life.

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"bring half the stable governments in the Middle East down "

Yay. Let's hear it for dictatorship.

Because if you want "Strong And Stable Government (c Lyton Crosby 2017)" that's the Gold standard.

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"Repeat after me "Government finances are not the same as Personal Finances""

Damm right.

For example could you imagine coming to an auction to buy an IOU from me. Unlike normal auctions however the winner is the one nearest to the face value of my IOU. So if yours is the highest bidder for, say £1000 of my debt for say £950 payable (by me) in say September. I get £950 to spend for the next 3 months.

Nobodies like us can't do that but Treasury Bill auctions are SOP for most countries with relatively stable governments.

And then there's there's the selling off of assets that they only might own, like the TSB sale, which was (debateably) a mutual organization and therefor owned by its members.

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"his idea should be taken a step further and be implemented with property and cash. "

The problem is not large landlords.

It's the obscenely expensive flats bought as investments by foreigners who will never live in them but want a bolthole in case their best mate "El Presidente, " or WTF he's called gets deposed and they want to run to where they've stuffed the money he's helped steal from the state Treasury.

You might think this is irrelevant but the prices they will pay jack the price up for every other would-be home owner in every city where this happens.

'Fat boy' flies: ISRO's heavy rocket fails to blow up

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"CE7.5 that sits atop the GSLV is a 75kN staged combustion engine. "

Which puts it in the RL10 thrust range but with (in principal) greater scalability. A very considerable achievement. I sometimes wonder if India had worked with Reaction Engines Limited. :-( .

I do hope India will be looking at the work ULA have been doing with the "Integrated Vehicle Fluids" concept. This can cut weight a lot and deliver (in principal) unlimited restarts, as well as reducing boil off by a lot.

Very handy for longer duration missions where you want to fire the stage further away from Earth to reshape a probe or orbiters trajectory after a coast period.

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"But under the pressure from the US government the Russians pulled out "

The US "plan" was to stop India having use of a Liquid Hydrogen/Liquid Oxygen upper stage.

So India built there own.

Turns out high tech is a bit more difficult to control than the US thought.

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India has had a bit of a mixed time with its LV's. This is great news.

It's horses for course.

If you can keep the weight below about 4 tonnes you know have the choice of what 4? 5? LV's for your comm sat.

The challenge with all ELV's f course is establishing your record of successful launches, at a minimum the 5/8 rule of the Aerospace Corporation. 5 good launches and the design is OK, beyond 8 and the mfg chain is OK as well IE it can consistently produce the same hardware that works in the same way.

This also opens the way to all Indian probes to the Moon, Mars and Venus as possibilities.

Well done all concerned.

Consultancy titan EY to shift jobs to Indian outsourcer TCS

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" But who will TCS outsource to?"

"Hello. TCS Lagos. My name is William. What is the nature of your query. By the way can I have your bank details for our records please."

People assume it can't get worse.

You know what happens when people assume things.

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"TCS are shit "

Sounds like they've got real potential for joining "The Usual Suspects" for government outsourcing contracts.

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" No British government..contemplate such a ludicrous idea..could only be of benefit to India. "

"Trade deals" are just that

Deals.

You get something. We get something.

Did you not see the speech David Davies (the "Minister for Brexit") tell Hungarians not to worry because the UK would be dependent on foreign IE EU workers for years to come?

The problem was never about foreign or local workers.

It was about local authorities not having the resources to cope with (relatively) rapidly shifting demographics, because central government (IE The Home Office and Dept for Communities & Local Govt) could not get their collective fingers out to deal with such situations.

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"Free movement of labour would be of negligible benefit to the UK."

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yup those who voted Brexit to stop those Europeans having unlimited access to coming into the country will now have unlimited access from India instead.

What, did the kiddies not realize that was going to happen?

I often wonder what it will feel like as more leave voters realize how well they've been played by what were basically a bunch of "Tory posh boys." (Farage, Johnson etc).

You wonder how big a currency deal Farage had down on a Brexit leave vote.

Meanwhile West Wales, Cornwall and the Scilly Isle will lose > 1000 Euros/ person while the Tees Valley around Middlesborough will lose about 300Euros/person in aid.

Better hope "President" May's new govt will make up the shortfall, eh?

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"but what could it possibly have thats worth 25k per month? "

Niche market, gets the job done, no FOSS competition, backhander to PHB on contract.

Take your pick.

Apparently some NHS S/W really was written by a one man band that can't afford the time to upgrade his tools or OS.

Unf**kingbelievable. You know management either set this up to fail and "prove" only the "Usual Suspects" can handle hospital IT or he knows someone on the inside.

Japanese cops arrest their first ransomware-slinging menace – er, a 14-year-old school boy

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"One perp stopped is better than none. "

Here, here. Quite right too.

As the "Dear Father" liked to say "Better a 100 innocent men go to jail than one guilty one goes free"

Actually the IT equivalent of community service would be to send him down to some local site and sort out the mess his handiwork had made of their data centre.

Which would be quite educational and teach him that his actions have consequences.

Unless of course no real data centers have been affected by his work anywhere near where he lives.

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"He's not a malware writer"

He's a very naughty boy.

Cuffed: Govt contractor 'used work PC to leak' evidence of Russia's US election hacking

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"Sadly, even the background checking.. and contractors has been outsourced."

Was that before or after the USG HR dept got hacked and someone got a copy of all the completed personal vetting forms? The 100+ page ones where you write out your whole life story and name all your close family members?

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"Reality strikes again."

Nice.

On the basis that shorter is better.

"Reality bites"

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The question of course is what would the GRU gain by access to a company writing this S/W?

Does the company have a side business writing the code for the ICBM force?

Because if not the main thing that gives you seems to be the ability to alter the vote counts in US elections (and any other country they are sold to).

Which sounds like a pretty strategic goal to me.

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Some excellent headline options missed.

"Winner was loser in witch hunt" springs to mind for starters.

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"undermines public faith in government." "I thought that was Trump's job!"

And TBH he does it damm well.

1324 days to go.

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"Reality Leigh Winner."

Sorry. I just can't get over the name.

"Reality Winner" really does sound like a highly secret piece of NSA written malware whose very purpose is unlisted.

Or maybe a game show contestant in a new series on the SF channel?

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"This is much simpler and if you are seeking to cripple / destroy a democracy "

However that can be stopped in its tracks by an independent software audit of all voting machines software, obviously under NDA to the companies.

You conquer fear through knowledge.

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"Years of that Blairperson shrieking about his Man-Date "

Well that's one way to describe his bromance with the W.

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"With respect, winning by the rules is what having a mandate is defined as."

Isn't that this report suggests the GRU targeted the US election SW suppliers a big hint that maybe Trump did not win by the rules?

Seriously let's play a game.

You are a foreign Intelligence organization. You specifically target a company (at least one) who write the software used in US election machines. You are doing this because

a) You want to be able to influence US elections at will

b) You want to get advance notice of who is winning

c) You want to steal the software so it can be used in future elections in your own country without buying it.

All of the above are possible.

Which do you think is the more likely?

NSA leaker bust gets weirder: Senator claims hacking is wider than leak revealed

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Remeber it's only fake news when it doesn't say something we like.

At least that seems to be the D's PoV.

Now if this change of attitude to Quatar is a mistake and due to planted new stories then the US should be worried, especially as the D should have access to people who can tell him for real wheather or not people there sponsor terrorism.

Because if they don't and he tweets they do then guess who's being played.

Break crypto to monitor jihadis in real time? Don't be ridiculous, say experts

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"All of us are suspects."

Correct.

That is exactly how they think.

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Re: "The former policy wonk -

Is looking for a govt contract?

And it seems the 3000 "suspects" MI5 was supposedly watching has now "grown" to 6000

I guess 3000 was not a big enough number to terrify the people.

State of DevOps: Everyone's slinging code out faster

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The real question. How far away is what you have running from what you want running?

If it's pretty close, why do you need frequent roll outs?

OTOH if your current system is only SoA for the last century then you'll want to move things on sooner rather than later.

Let me suggest that if your software only runs on a 17YO OS hosted on a VM running on 10YO OS something is quite seriously wrong, especially if it's running on staff desktops, not buried deep in some server.

Going to Mars may give you cancer, warns doc

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"It does mean you have to spend longer on Mars though. "

Not necessarily.

But to do a fast return you then need 2 cyclers in counter phase. So the fast leg is Mars/Earth, not Earth/Mars.

But the best solution is to hollow out an asteroid.

Nothing provides radiation shielding like 2-3m of solid rock and its mass is way bigger than anything any real LV is going to put into LEO anytime soon.

Boffins get routers spilling secrets through their LEDs

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"Probably the best countermeasure...pay attention to the firmware on your routers. ®

SOP for most people here?

Every time Apple said 'machine learning', we had a drink andsgd oh*][

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does anyone remember the Jack Williams novels of advanced robots

They beat the competition because they can draw on the computing power of a huge (fixed) data centre to do the tricky stuff (which included walking and voice recognition IIRC).

The robots politely (but firmly) restrain humans from any risky or hazardous activities.

The human race is now trapped by its own creations in a permanent open prison of its own making.

Boffins find evidence of strange uranium-producing bacteria lurking underground

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"Indeed. We do. I have a list. Anaesthetists like my list."

You'd have to be pretty desperate to do most kinds of surgery without an effective anesthetic. I dimly recall something about high pressure Xenon working but you need to operate inside a large pressure vessel.

I think one of them was one of the common headache remedies, which would be useless without being able to metabolise it, but some of the others are more serious.

I'm also guessing that very few people have more than one of these (rare?) deficient metabolic pathways, which is why it's taken so long to recognize that this can be a real problem. If you do have more than one you're kind of screwed.

Nest leaves competition in the dust with new smart camera

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"Can it learn to recognise cats, dogs, rabbits, whatever other pets people "

You mean can it spot a rogue pussy?

Russian data scientist unable to claim £12,000 prize in Brit competition

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I sometimes wonder why they are known as "Billions Above estimate"

I'm kidding.

As soon as I see their grubby paws on something I suspect it's going straight down the sh**er.

BAe do have mad skillz though.

At extracting money from government con-tracts (at least there's a fair element of "con" if they are involved).

UK PM Theresa May's response to terror attacks 'shortsighted'

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"Let's see how long it takes for dodgy garages to offer an unlocking service..."

Probably about a week.

Just go round the place that shuts off the pollution control gear on your diesel.

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I seem to have acquired a serial downvoter.

I'm curious as to what has pulled their particular chain but such people seem to lack the ability to engage with other human beings except by doing this.

Presumably I've pushed a little too hard and collapsed some part of their world view, but who knows?

Since my posts on this thread have loosely been about the UK electoral system I'm guessing they either don't like the idea of voting tactically and voting in someone you don't like to get rid of someone you don't like even more or they didn't like to be reminded that when UKIP had a solid gold opportunity (highest leave vote in that region of the UK) they still lost.

To which I'll say the Lib Dems got an election referendum out of the Conservatives. Did you vote for BAU, or did you not bother? If you chose either of those that is the outcome you got.

Or perhaps it's something else. If they can't string the words together for a post then I'll just have to live with the ignorance.

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@AC "WhenTRUMP held MAYS Hand in AMERICA I saw a STIFFENING."

Another quality piece.

Keep up the trolling.

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"It's way past time to go after the paymasters of ISIS and radical Islam - the Saudi's ..."

Logical and sensible except for the huge f**king lake of oil they sit on.

The biggest British Airways IT meltdown WTF: 200 systems in the critical path?

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Re: Typo? Looks strange

""For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.""

I can't recall if it was him or AC Clarke who commented "Against the laws of Physics there are no appeals."

The Universe does not care how rich, famous or powerful you are. If a meteorite comes through your roof all that matters is are you in its path or not (yes people really have died of this).

The open source community is nasty and that's just the docs

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"More than one person.. linked to the main page for the online documentation for mySQL."

Which (I'm guessing) has an FAQ page for people that answers those sort of questions?

Probably because so many people had asked them before and people who knew the answers got really tired repeating themselves?

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"you'd ask anything on comp.lang.lisp and get flamed to death by Erik Naggum. "

But on the flip side on the sci.space. Henry Spencer was a model for polite and informed comments on the groups subjects. One which I've tried to follow (obviously with varying degrees of success :-( ) ever since.

There are reasonable and unreasonable people everywhere.

First-day-on-the-job dev: I accidentally nuked production database, was instantly fired

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"Definitely a docs issue, clearly written by a really 'clever' person "

I can think of at least 3 cases where I've been dropped in the s**t by some "genius."

One case was down to a MENSA member, so he really was a genius. That I could fix quite easily, although that will fail in about 60 years. When I did it I assumed the code would be junked long before it was an issue. Now I'm not so sure.

The others were completely out of my hands to fix. Why would you not use a case statement for multi way decisions based on a state field?

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" Step away from IT for a minute - Induction 101 "

Dumbest f**king orientation I ever had was along the lines of (on day one)

"Ask me anything"

At this point I know s**t about s**t.

How would I know what I need to know since I have been told nothing?

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"rulez"

Yes.

What they really mean is "Don't use your initiative, unless the instructions are wrong, in which case do."

When I put it that way it sounds like bu***hit, because it is.

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"PS: Backups are a sign of weakness."

Ahh.

Klingon DevOps.

Oil and lube firm offers to ease pains of frustrated office workers

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"you're working late at the office and the missus is home alone."

And I thought dousing yourself with emo oil was tasteless.

Respect.

UK PM May's response to London terror attack: Time to 'regulate' internet companies

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"I don't want to live my life jumping at every shadow."

Exactly.

Johnny Blaze is right.

"You can't live in fear."

And you should be very suspicious of anyone who (one way or another) wants you to.