* Posts by John Smith 19

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NSA ramps up PR campaign to keep its mass spying powers

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"on 9/11 I was supposed to be in a meeting 5 blocks away,..my manager nixed the travel plans."

Wow, and it seems you still s**t yourself at the thought.

I'd never realized how easily scared some people are. I think we'd find the universe could get along quite happily without you (or me, or pretty much anyone else) in it.

As it happens I knew someone who was in the 2nd tower. He saw the first plane go in. He had a choice. Treat as BAU and go to work or run like f**k.

He didn't expect a 2nd plane but he didn't like the idea that tower could drop on his tower. He was there. He lived, as did many thousands of others. He went home to his wife. End of story.

S**t happens. Or as Mary Shaeffer observed at the time "Expecting perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world." Never heard the expression "Fear is not real" have you?

IIRC the numbers for MI5 terrorist "suspects" it's 2000 suspects in a country of 60 million IE 0.003%. But you're so scared of these ar**holes you'd rather live with no privacy because you're soooo scared of people who might (not will, might) cause an incident. As for 7/75 (IE 12 years ago) all the bombers "auto Darwinated" themselves, so I suppose just having a random stranger being shot in the head by the Police is just a bit unlucky for you?

What happens if that random stranger is you? Will your relatives be so supportive of the police?

I don't think so.

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"he couldn't even get his party to agree on what to do about Obamacare. "

For a non Merkin like myself that was just astonishing.

This policy that (supposedly) no Republican liked and Trump was going to slaughter like a Turkey on Thanksgiving blah, blah.

And then he got elected.

And the D discovers that in fact it's not quite that simple. "Yes we are all Republicans and yes we all hate it and yes you do have a majority in both Houses, but....."

Turned out while you can (in theory) steam roller any legislation you want steering the roller is a bit trickier than it looked.

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Gimp

NSA"Last year we proved <redacted> really did kill 20 US citizens at <redacted>

QED We must keep section 702 in force.

My BS meter redlining like a Geiger counter in the engine compartment of a Cold War era Soviet nuclear submarine.

And then letting the FBI dip into to it at will.

My instinct is this will continue until a) The NSA is shut down entirely or b)Purged of pretty much all its senior management. c) Staff start doing actual jail time for this gross, persistent invasion of privacy.

They really are like kiddie fiddlers. They know it's wrong, but they like it sooo much.

US focuses eyes in the sky as Hurricane Harvey starts to slam into Texas

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Coat

I wonder if the US has a unified water grid...

Just saying all that downpour on Texas and Florida could top up the whole national water supply.

If it did.

No it's 100% plastic, completely waterproof.

I don't think anything else is going to survive out there.

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Terminator

"freeway overpasses, Waffle House roofs, Baptist hairdos?"

<dv>

I find you're lack of concern over these matters disturbing.

</dv>

Fortunately the more gravitationally challenged have positive buoyancy so they will rise with the tide.

For anyone else....

Grab a fat bloke and hang on tight.

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Excellent news for storm modellers, with so much data from so many satellites

As for anyone who's underneath this....

You're pretty much f**ked unless you live on high ground in what is basically a circular concrete igloo which can take several psi of +ve and -ve pressure with say a few days of supplies.

August is not quite over so any bets on wheather this will be the last big one for this year?

My instinct is with 4 months to go that's plenty of time for a few more visits from "Mr Windy"

Is it possible to control Amazon Alexa, Google Now using inaudible commands? Absolutely

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This is one of those things you see and think "That's got to be bu***hit"

And yet it isn't. :-(

Fortunately it's probably impossible to pull off with the standard speaks on a regular phone due to the crappy bandwidth they have.

OTOH Bluetooth it to a custom device and it could still be quite small but still create a lot of mayhem...

UK.gov wants quick Brexit deal with EU over private data protections

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"We want our jobs back, and we want proper services and proper housing. "

I call troll.

No one without a brain disease can keep up that tone and actually believe it.

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"But with a fear of UKIPpers yelping at them from the sidelines they went off half-cocked."

People have talked about a "Project Fear."

Well all I can see was the fear UKIP induced in some in the Conservative leadership to the point they were sh**ting themselves they would lose MP's and/or power.

This whole process has FA to do with UK voters and everything to do with keeping the Conservative Party united. 1 nation. 1 people. 1 Leader. 1 vision (as Freddy Mercury might have sang).

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Joke

"so that it won't be the Leavers' fault when it goes pear-shaped."

Oh yes, I'm quite sure the charges against May and Davis are already being drawn up. Between what the government has whipped Brexiteers into believing they can deliver, what they can deliver (if the EU were generous to the point of stupidity) and what the EU will allow them to deliver IRL there's no way there won't be a hell of a lot of finger pointing.

In a statement that's already been written a Government spokesperson will say " SPECTRE The Conservative Party does not tolerate failure from any of its members."

Too bad. I really liked Davis. He was technically knowledgeable and concerned for peoples privacy.

He may have been the best Home Secretary the UK never had (although I think Diane Abbott could still put the fear of $deity into them if Labor were elected).

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"Caesar created a civil war and destroyed the remaining democratic veneer of the Republic."

I'd never really considered David Cameron as "Caesar" material (except as part of a salad of course).

Who knew he had such Imperial vision?

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Trollface

"So instead of 'Taking back control' we've..pissed away any degree of control we had. "

Well that might be how any unbiased observer who wasn't a rabid Brexiteer, or wanted to smoke the UKippers, or stop the Conservative party from imploding would see it. But OTOH...

But..

But...

No actually that is pretty much what the UK referendum has done for the UK. The 20% fall in the £ against the $ and May deciding to stomp Labour and massively increase her majority (but didn't) were just icing on the fat cakefull of s**t.

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IT Angle

Remeber this is Brexit from the Tory Government perspective.

"told The Reg that the proposals amounted to “delusional fantasy” is Brexit from everyone else' s perspective.

It looks like Brexit (according to the UK govt) will be a bit like the Y2K work done in the late 90's.

Expensive, time consuming and at the end you've made no obvious benefit IOW you've just retained what you already have.

With 2 differences.

1) Only the UK "has" to do it, despite the referendum being advisory

2) It's a negotiation. The EU may have tired of dealing with the data fetishists of the Home Office and their everyone-is-a-criminal-lets-start-a-file-now PoV.

GTFO of there! Security researchers turn against HTTP public key pinning

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FAIL

"The real mistake was the design,..assumes mistakes won't happen..no recovery mechanism."

That right there suggests a very good reason not to touch it with a barge pole.

'Driverless' lorry platoons will soon be on a motorway near you

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"Don't worry, no one is picking on Crawley (as much as it deserves it)."

Ah, I had thought some reference to the "Great Beast" himself, summoning some ancient evil.

It's not a jacket, it's more a set of hooded robes

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"The convoy part only means the back lorries will copy the front one's"

So much like that EU project a few years ago with the other cars staying a pre set distance apart and all vehicles braking and accelerating as a unit.

I think they called that a "road-train" as well.

This technology really is cutting edge.

Biometrics watchdog breaks cover, slams UK cops over facial recog

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ACPO, the Home Office's ever helpful "arms length" not-a-company

Or as they were described "with the same legal standing as a stamp collecting club."

So no policy, but they're already tendering for nationwide roll out.

<gollum>

We wants it.

We needs it.

We must have nationwide facial recognition

</gollum>

Airbus issues patch to prevent A350 airliner fuel tanks exploding

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I never tire at the number of ways airlines and airline mfg find to create fuel air explosives

Or (as some meja outlets have called them) the "Poor man's atomic bomb."

IBack in the day there were a couple of really impressive explosions when the Captain rain the planes aircon on the ground during an extend hold at a gate.

Their aircon pack was under a "nearly" empty fuel tank. Aircon got hot, fuel vaporised. No inerting system. Boom. In fact I think that was one (of several) bangs that made fuel inerting systems mandatory on big aircraft.

But "Take off without a working inerting system?" WTF ?

That said if this has never caused a bang that makes it a potential hazard, not one actually seen.

Which would seem to be an improvement.

El Reg gets schooled on why SSDs will NOT kill off the trusty hard drive

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Remeber folks HDD is a great archive medium, much better than any old tape....

Until it gets a head crash or the electronics goes.

Then of course you're f**ked big time.

But hey, it's real cheap.

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"whether the technology to build/operate FABs more cheaply is evolving too?"

AFAIK the answer is "no."

One of these SoA all bells & Whistles was $3Bn. I'd guess it's more like $4.5-5.0Bn by now and rising as the continued efforts to finally deliver the promised "Extreme UV" AKA Soft X-Ray lithography.

So no it does not look like they are getting any cheaper.

ASUS smoking hashes with 19-GPU, 24,000-core motherboard

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So it's got 19 mother board slots.

Your could just y'know, put a lot of stuff in those slots in general.

Just saying. It's nice to have a lot of slots once in a while. You don't see that often outside passive back plane industrial PC's.

DMARC anti-phishing standard adoption is lagging even in big firms

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WTF?

Not many people will get on a plane from Russia to try the doors of a building in Kansas City

Because that would be stupid.

But email....

They can "try the doors" of every company in the Fortune 500 (and Kansas City) in 5 minutes.

Just like every other of their Black hat buddies across the globe, until they find someone (anyone) to open their carefully crafted missive and it's "surprise" package. :-(

CEO's bang on endlessly about their "Corporate leadership."

Why don't they start showing some?

AccuWeather: Our app slurped your phone's location via Wi-Fi but we like totally didn't use it

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Gimp

"This data slurping is not an oversight, it's the very reason why the application is built. "

Correct.

And the fish rots from the head, IE Android.

How many people use the "Iron" browser, described (loosely) as "Chrome without the snooping."

Google's $8.5m class-action privacy payout goes to: Lawyers' alma maters, web giant's pals

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WTF?

Wot, not even some of those actual, physical plaintives who walked into a lawers office?

Not even them?

Still it helps to explain how rich law schools got to be rich law schools

And now, how they have got to be considerably richer law schools.

Just a wild idea but perhaps some actual guidelines for law firms in these sorts of CA lawsuits where the payout per actual plaintiff is too small to be worthwhile (I bet this is the mother lode for a law firm) as to where they can send the money IE not to line the pockets of their former schools for a start.

Pssst... wanna participate in a Google DeepMind AI pilot? Be careful

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Gimp

Hmm. Google and transparency. Not words you see in a sentence very often

And usually in a poorer light than this.

Yes strong contracts and penalty clauses (and enforcing penalty clauses) will help.

But.

Google is a data fetishist with a high recidivism rate (like other kinds of socially unacceptable fetishists).

IOW They can no more keep their hands off patients data (and it's patients data, not the NHS's to sell or give away) than Uncle Ernie can keep his hands off Tommy (Nice work by Phil Collins, really channeling his inner nonce).

Oracle has to pay top sales rep stiffed out of $250,000, US court rules

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This stuff is never an impulse buy.

No CTO gets out of bed one morning and thinks "I'm feeling stoked today. Let's switch the whole operation to Oracle."

And given's Oracles equivocal reputation with its customers you'd have to work pretty hard to convince someone that they weren't getting in the pool with a great White shark (with or without attached lasers).

Do sales people deserve their bonus? The strict answer should be does the whole life revenue (all the licenses, license renewals, support contracts, training contracts, etc) exceed it by a big enough margin? If it does then yes. If not then no.

But the common sense view of this would be "I started working on this deal under my old contract, I should be rewarded as per the rules of the old contract, not the new contract, which didn't exist when I started this."

And f**k me sideways it looked like the Judge agreed with them.

On second thought, perhaps that shouldn't have been too surprising, to anyone who isn't in the senior management of a very greedy US corporation and cannot quite believe that (despite them being almost impossible to meet) someone has actually hit their sales target to qualify for this level of bonus.

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WTF?

"alleged exclusion of evidence as it does not identify the evidence that it would have presented,"

Seriously WTF?

"You honour we've got absolutely rock solid evidence that this woman is a liar, a cheat and a poor employee. It's terrific. In fact it's too good to show you and we're not going to show it to you, it's that good."

My first reaction would have been "How many yards of coke did you snort before coming here," followed by "are you f**king kidding me."

I keep hearing this guy as well

Bad data and new IT system bugs help knock 66% off Provident Financial share price

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And if you think that's bad....

You wouldn't like to find yourselves on the "overdue" borrowers risk and have a visit from one of their "lending advisors"* So called because they will advise you to give them some money ASAP to avoid more serious trouble later.

*Who have allegedly been known to skip the solicitors letter and move straight to more direct forms of recovery.

Coat because you probably don't want to be in when they come round, although the odds on bet is they will catch up with you eventually.

Smart robots prove stupidly easy to hack for spying and murder

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You have to wonder is all this SW written by the same bunch of clueless code monkeys?

Because the core hardware is the same for most of these products.

Or do they have to customize their s**t for each one?

Is there any way any of these companies actually has an in house team to write this?

Sonos will deny updates to those who snub rewritten privacy terms

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Who's driving this?

They want to sell your data?

Amazon want to get their hands on it and are forcing them ?

Spotify?

Here's the thing.

It's not cheap X Probably made in China --> Big margin.

So is it they aren't making a profit or that they're not making a big enough profit? BTW this is IOT so I think security upgrades should be on the company anyway.

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"Couldn't see the point of getting a Sonos. "

In a word "convenience"

Having (in theory) a "plug n play" device to do this is meant to be sooo much simpler than doing what you just did.

Codename Brainwave: Microsoft reveals tricks and tips for whipping cloud FPGAs into shape

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so very hand for implementing deep packet inspection without a performance hit.

Let's see if anyone else finds it's as useful as claimed.

Lottery-hacking sysadmin's unlucky number comes up: 25 years in the slammer

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FAIL

"and installed a rootkit that let him run his own code."

Indeed.

The British Premium Bond system does use an electronically generated random number generator with the digits coming from the noise generated by diode. It stores no state and depends on no initial state data to generate the next digit

It's not programmable but it can pass all tests for statistical randomness and is not repeatable

Sysadmins told to update their software or risk killing the internet

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Had to start somewhere.

The days when each server in the chain between you and the actual web site could be implicitly trusted to be who they say they are are long over.

In theory all ISP's have had plenty of time to prep for this.

In practice I expect it will show who are the clueful and who the lazy, greedy or merely stupid.

75 years ago, one Allied radar techie changed the course of WW2

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"The codetalkers were genuine Navajo volunteers. "

I never doubted they weren't, but I'm quite sure they realized, even if it was not spelt out, that their "bodyguards" last task was to protect the code and how it worked.

You can't interrogate a corpse.

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"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. ;-)"

Yes.

The original 30AU targeted things like new radar units, code books and later, when Germany fell, jet engines, torpedoes, submarines and IIRC things like IR lighthouses to stop friendly naval shipping running aground during a landing.

The UK just does not seem to be facing that sort of high tech aggressor at this time.

Or does it?

Can North Korean nukes hit US mainland? Maybe. But EMP blast threat is 'highly credible'

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..10 regions, most..regions..large enough to cause significant issues due to an EMP event.

So still not small enough to by survivable?

It's not looking good.

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Obvious question. Could you split the whole grid into smaller sections to be more survivable?

And could you do it if you received warning of the Norks launching?

And is there a system for the power utilities to receive such warnings?

Incidentally the steel those big transformers are made of is probably made by in vacuum arc or vacuum induction furnaces, which also use these transformers.

German police seize 5,000 Donald Trump-shaped dance biscuits

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"Ravers are Trump supporters? Are you off your tits?! "

I rather think he is.

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"..the user a feeling of euphoria, enhanced empathy and sensations,"

The D would have to neck a gallon of this to develop any significant level of empathy.

Cognitive Services, Clippy? AI's silent infiltration of Microsoft's Office stack

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"Even better than watching Theresa May and Donald Trump wrestling naked in warm mud,"

That's going to take a lot of mind bleach to clean away.

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Debutting soon.....

Gimpy, the personal slave.

I do believe this is the perfect system for American companies who refuse to hire staff with language skills for overseas offices.

The results should be hilarious.

US Navy suffers third ship collision this year

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"'ve been in a similar situation where after first spotting a small cabin cruiser at around 5NM "

A fair point but I don't think either of these craft could be described as "cabin cruiser" sized.

And I don't think any of the other ships th USN has bumped into in the last 8 months were either

Defra recruiting 1,400 policy wonks to pick up the pieces after Brexit

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"Abolish Defra."

No f**king chance.

Keep in mind there is no "Dept of Vehicle mfg", "Dept of Aircraft mfg" or "Dept of IT Development" but there sure as hell is a Dept of Agriculture.

The UK has probably the lowest proportion of its population working on the land in Europe. Most countries in Europe tend to have "part time farmers" with a few cows, chickens, etc and an actual day job as well.

The UK has industrial size farms. The hardware on the farm of a Barley Barron could be a couple of £million

German court reveals reason for Europe-wide patent system freeze

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So it seems the heat of the EPO is a autocratic Ahole of the first order

Whose departure would be much better sooner rather than later.

BTW that picture of the German Eagle in dot matrix form. Is that how it really looks in the court, or was it mocked up for the article?

Uh oh, scientists know how those diamonds got in Uranus, and they're telling everyone!

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Go

So it's like snow flakes forming around seed...

Any chance they might grow on the way down?

But impressive for just the whole "blasting polystyrene beads with really powerful lasers" thing.

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" Last night on the loo I sure as hell was creating diamonds."

Usual sign of not enough water in the system.

Note carbonated beverage <> water.

Science fiction great Brian Aldiss, 92, dies at his Oxford home

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Did not realize he was still alive.

And of course now he is isn't

RIP Brian.

As for the current crop of UK SF writers I'd give Stross, Hamilton and Brockmyre a good shot.

British snoops at GCHQ knew FBI was going to arrest Marcus Hutchins

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GCHQ is not worried. The new law will allow them to (essentially) conscript them.

I thought the "The Rhesus Chart" was a thriller, not a f**king manual.