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US government sued by 11 pissed-off travellers over computer searches

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"Hopefully we can start by NOT permanently approving (or re-approving at all!) section 702"

My impression of US politicians is they move in a personal bubble and have the attention span of a gold fish with dementia.

IOW No TSA officer will ever bother them, so they won't think it's a problem (I've been through Customs lots of time without a problem") and won't get bothered unless enough people start bothering them.

So US readers, if you want this scrapped you'd better start bothering your them.

Y'know, your elected representatives.

Get them to start representing you.

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"Bunch of little Nazis the TSA is."

Actually the ones at Newark I saw a while ago weren't so little. More this size

Signs of ground ice found on ancient protoplanet asteroid Vesta

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In principle an asteroid is easier to land on

In fact given it's surface gravity is almost zero it'd be more like a docking than a landing,

Of course the question remains, how deep is it?

Excellent work though, although it does still seem a bit circumstantial to me.

Act fast to get post-Brexit data deal, Brit biz urges UK.gov

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"You mean planes and ships lacking spare parts and proper equipment for duty?"

Well the UK does have one of the Worlds most expensive aircraft carriers (and another on order), and it's not even nuclear powered.*

I'm sure British taxpayers can feel justifiably proud of their contribution to BAe's revenues.

*And of course it'll be even better when it gets some actual aircraft and weapons systems fitted.

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"when talking about our strong and stable leade"

"Strong & stable."

I'd forgotten she was claiming that was going to be the outcome of the election.

Hilarious.

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An informed commentator supplies a detailed analysis of HMG's position paper on the subject

We wants it.

We needs it.

We mush have hard Brexit.*

*That is about as detailed as HG has managed to produce so far.

Weird white dwarf pulsar baffles boffins as its pulsating pattern changes over decades

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Proving that whenever you think you've reached the limit of how strange the universe is

It gets a bit stranger.

It's not quite the "On off star" of "A Deepness In The Sky" but it's quite odd.

So thumbs up for analysing the data and getting this result.

Cops' use of biometric images 'gone far beyond custody purposes'

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OTOH..may be a good thing ...more records..in the database,--> greater..chance of a false positive

You're quite behind the times aren't you?

The Notting Hill Carnival "exercise" and subsequent false arrest have already done this.

But the Met still think it's a result.

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"Minister of State..Baroness Williams, a presumption..unconvicted individuals be deleted"

I think most people would presume that's exactly what happens.

Except it's not happening is it, Baroness Williams?

Perhaps because the Home Office does not require it to be so?

Why exactly is that?

Giant frikkin' British laser turret to start zapping stuff next year

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"Re: Innovative, effective and affordable solutions. Who's he kidding?"

Well I don't see the name of BAe Systems* here, so maybe it is

*Who I rahter suspect were the "losing bidder" referred to in the article.

Cassini probe's death dive to send data at just 27 kilobits per second

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Actually the problem is there is no data relay that could hoover it up and play it back slowly

Since sending any payload to Saturn is even tougher than Jupiter the idea of "wasting" payload on an infrastructure package horrifies the scientists who drive the design process.

D-Link router riddled with 0-day flaws

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Oh the IoT code monkeys have struck again.

Networking mfgs.

Take heed.

If it's got a processor in it you're responsible for it being secure, or not.

Take what help you can get, stop telling people to STFU and FO.

Shocking: Former Amazon analyst fed frat brother insider info

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"..without realizing that only professional crooks have the right to have fun there."

Indeed. As anyone who has read "flash boys" would know.

F-35 firmware patches to be rolled out 'like iPhone updates'

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You know how "Tony Stark" in Iron Man is losely modelled on Elon Musk?

Ever wondered who "Obadiah Stane" was modeled on?

Good 'ol LM. Keeping the men and women of the Congress funded and lobbyists employed for at least 7 decades.

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"it seems to imply that they didn't anticipate needing more than 26 interim versions between

each major release."

Yeay...

And yet strangely I find myself un reassured by the fact they expect only 26 minor bug release versions before major roll outs.

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"why on earth would you need to update a fighter jets firmware incrementally?"

Because BAe were contracted to do a lot of it and the contract money ran out before they'd fixed all the bugs they'd written into it?

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What a fine advertisement for writing large real time combat systems in C/C++

Because, y'know, Ada was so tough to find developers in, according to LM and BAe systems.

"“Even with the final version of 3F, the Air Force will not be able to use the newest aircraft in combat,” "

So not the actual last-positively-the-last-cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-be-spanked-very-hard-on-the-bottom-if-I-go-back-on-this-promise version then.

Virginia scraps poke-to-vote machines hackers destroyed at DefCon

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Pencil and paper, and hand-counting by the candidates themselves and their representatives,

I think you'll find having the candidates representatives is a recipe for trouble.

Boffins: 68 exoplanets in prime locations to SPY on humanity on Earth

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tl;dr version

"We have now established that 68 solar systems know where we live."

Why am I not surprised at this work originating from Queens, Belfast?

Joking aside it's a question anyone who recalls the "Ravenous Bugblatter beast of Trall" and SETI would ponder it. If we can see them, who can see us?

Keep in mind that transit methods are the simplest detection approach. Others track spectral shifts in solar output caused by the gravitation from the planets pulling on the sun. Obviously this would be most acute when the planets line up in certain ways, which are probably quite rare and infrequent.

So, quite useful to know if you wanted to decided which directions to scan in for say an invasion fleet.

Flying electric taxi upstart scores $90m from investors

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For US readers 1.2 MW is about 1600Hp

Which is well above Bugatti Vaerion territory IE flying Unicorn territory

While 236KW is 317Hp.

Which I think is in pickup truck/SUV territory.

Time will tell if this plan is remotely feasible.

Nice work on the maths.

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"But I expect it still makes a delightful buzzing noise."

With that many unenclosed fans at high speed almost certainly.

Putting them in ducts may help a bit, but then you've got the the duct mass to consider.

London Tube tracking trial may make commuting less miserable

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This is actually an amazing piece of work. Privacy protection sounds first rate. But please

No apps.

Do you really need a few million of the clueless looking head down inside some of those stations?

People will think "Signage, how quaint." But changing signs could cut 2 mins off the journey time of 1 million commuters is basically 3.8 years of journey time each day. Signage also keeps the visitor looking up, not down, so they're less likely to trip over someone.

Alternatively discouraging some of those 17 odd routes should stop squeezing some of the severely congested stations during the rush hour. I wonder if tfl realized just how massive a surge some of those stations were getting who were not entering or leaving, but just passing through?

This (in principle) is a microcosm of the concept of the "smart city." Using the passengers not to track them but as probes within the system and hence identify ways to improve the system.

I applaud the results, but I doubt many other trials will be conducted so scrupulously. :-( That's the problem. But for now thumbs up.

Microsoft says it won't fix kernel flaw: It's not a security issue. Suuuure

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" this does not pose a security threat"

Translations

"The developer who wrote it is now the person who reviews code to decide if they need a re-write as a security threat. He says it isn't and he wrote it."

"We are unable to locate the source code at this time for review, but we're pretty sure it's all good."

"We did a ground-up re write of Windows after all our devs had secure coding training. It is therefor logically impossible that this code have a fault."

"Since no exploit code was included with the information they provided we conclude it cannot be exploited."

Take you're pick. All of them are more honest, although like the original the response is pathetic.

Dude who claimed he invented email is told by judge: It's safe to say you didn't invent email

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TL:DR Bosch hammer drill* throws sueball when website calls BS on his claim of inventing email

I think that's about the size of it.

Where I went to college writing email or chat programs was something of a competitive sport.

Is his name on the relevant IETF RFC's?

Thought not.

* A colossal tool

Wonder why Congress doesn't clamp down on its gung-ho spies? Well, wonder no more

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Remember people "Cynicism is the easiest political view to adopt"

It demands you do nothing.

And I think we all know how good most people are at doing that.

As long as you believe you can do nothing, you will not try to do anything.

Which suits these people just find.

IOW US Readers. Contact your Senators and Congressman. Put section 702 on the extinction list. Remind them that if they have had contact, by phone, email or internet with at least one foreign entity they are probably on that database as well, and remember the NSA cannot even tell Congress how big it is.

SpaceX sneaks in X-37B space plane launch ahead of Hurricane Irma

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"Making these launches.."boring" I find to be the greatest achievements ever."

Correct.

Until both takeoffs and landings (of all stages) become too routine to bother recording the price per unit mass to LEO will continue to be measured in $10 000.

This is a field which could do with a whole lot more boredom, and a whole lot less drama.

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"hey will..exit the launch market, but still be around aerospace..building payloads.

Wrong.

ULA build launch vehicles.

Their parents, Boeing and LM, build payloads.

They also hold a straight A in launch success from their parents. IOW none of their vehicles have blow up, on the pad or in flight.

Yes the story around the block buy of 36 cores was very smelly, and this is terrific news for SX, but IRL people should have learned that the USG cares about other things than just the bottom line price, especially where aerospace is concerned.

Achtung! German election tabulation software 'insecure'

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WTF?

I think the key question is how this PoS S/W got accepted for this task.

It's specialized and I'll bet not cheap so how was it purchased?

Was there a competitive tender, released through the EUJ?

Was security even an issue?

Was this the best of the offered alternatives? IOW were the competitors even more s**t?

Because if this is the bar to exceed it does not look too high to do so.

Wheather or not that makes any competitor good enough to do the job (not just better than this) is another matter.

Heard the one about the two landmark EU data rights' rulings? These countries haven't

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Thank Charles Clarke and the Barcelona Bombings for the EU DR Directive

Which in fact the Spanish didn't even ask for in the first place.

I think I can see why quite a lot of the EU would be happy to see the back of the UK, and it's data fetishist Home Office cabal.

Please, pleeeease let me ban Kaspersky Lab from US govt PCs – senator

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"Personally I'd have a look through her campaign funding to see which AV company is paying"

Definitely.

This much grief doesn't come for free.

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"access to source code tells you fuck all about the presence of nasties in the compiled "

Only partly true.

If you can compare a copy of the source compiled with exactly the same tool chain (note that word exactly) and a file comparison comes up the same as a bought copy you've a reasonable chance you're looking at the code that created it.

I know about the "rogue compiler" that Ritchie pointed out. I'd suggest a differential compilation to spot any large gobs of code that is only inserted by the tool chain compiler.

IRL At some point you have to start trusting that people are acting in good faith.

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" Russian law,..software biz has a responsibility..aid its..country's internal security agencies "

Whereas in the US it's called "THE PATRIOT Act"

And that's still very much in force.

Pot, meet kettle.

A furious think-tank boss, Google, and an academic 'fired' for criticizing ads giant

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"Think tanks" always have a "house" PoV. Like many con-sultantancies.

They are not independent from the people who pay their bills. The question you always need to ask is "What is their house PoV and who funds them?"

Now a key question would be does this one allow staff to have positions that are contrary of its house PoV?

If they do, then the people who fund them should realize that can happen. Personally I think if you're pushing X agenda 99% of the time the contrary view makes you look less like a payed shill for company A, or B.

Advance notice of an official paper that a funder won't like is acceptable, provided the funder can't say "No, you won't publish this, we will shut you down if you do." That's not advance notice, or an opportunity for comment, that's censorship.

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"Maybe they can turn it around but for now consider selling Google"

OMG, have we witnessed, gasp peak Google?

I'm f**king with you.

They've done far too good a job of hoovering up too much data and making themselves indispensable to most people that the behavior of their creepy Board members won't ruffle most of the flock.

Dolphins inspire ultrasonic attacks that pwn smartphones, cars and digital assistants

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"$3 worth of simple to hide hardware makes this attack much more feasible."

As others commented at the time.

A regular phone speaker was probably not up to the job,

Turns out the kit needed to do it was a piece of p**s to build.

And noise cancelling multiple microphones on the target device makes it easier as well.

Secure microkernel in a KVM switch offers spy-grade app virtualization

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Re: Proof of correctness proves what, exactly?

Quite a lot in terms of the kernel.

But what about the code running on top of the kernel?

The environment is only as secure as its weakest link, not its strongest.

Personally I think this misses the point. People pay for this level of isolation for a reason.

Smart cities? Tell it like it is, they're surveillance cities

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"the city administrator's interests are not necessarily the same as the citizens' interests."

And probably never will be. They want orderly, regulated behavior at all times forever. Normal humans doing this job know this is impossible, but the can bet the job will attract the more "neurodiverse" who (literally) don't get it.

The obvious question IMHO is how much of this is personally identifiable, and why do you "need " it to be so.

My instinct is a lot of the time you need flow data, but you don't actually need to be able to trace every single persons ID (and make no mistake if you're carrying a mobile phone or other wireless device you're pretty easy to tag).

But since collecting that ID data is so easy why not?

Why was ANPR rolled out in the UK?

Simple.

Because they could and no one stopped them.

Oracle 'systematically denies' its sales reps their commissions, forces them to work to pay off 'debts', court told

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So to be clear Oracle are there own Pay Day Loanshark operation?

Because that's what they look like to me.

<Salesperson> "Where's the rest of my money?"

<Accounts> "You have that backwards. The question is where is the rest of the money you owe the company?"

<Salesperson> "WTF?"

<Accounts> "That's OK, you can work the rest off over the next 6 months, although there will be interest charges if you don't keep up your repayments"

Is anyone reminded of the corporate con game run by the insurance company in "The Incredibles?"

This is no accident, someone has set this as a policy. Find them and get them on a stand and thing s will get interesting.

Oracle are a multi $Bn corporation but they should remember this

Hurricane Irma imperils first ever SpaceX shuttle launch: US military's secret squirrel X-37B

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"*FLORIDA* is basically a sandbar.

So the good news is that quite a lot of people who bought houses in land will be the owners of very desirable beach front property quite soon?

I'll bet they are excited by that prospect.

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"The average US electrical consumption in 2014 was 473GW,"

Thank you for that statistic. I hit the EIA but that only gave new capacity increases and old capacity retirements, not an overall figure.

So still < 1/2 a Cat 5 tornado.

Hence why it's probably a good idea not to be around when you get one of these windy visitors.

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This is a really important launch for SX in so many ways

It shows the can launch the X37b (presumably a lot cheaper than on an Atlas V)

By implication the F9 is good enough for National Security Space launches, which any major LV mfg has to get a piece of, as it's a huge pie.

It will set the conversion schedule for the pad to take the FH launch.

Note a postponed launch due to a cat 5 storm is acceptable to the DoD, as long as it goes OK when it does happen. It is an issue for anyone who was hoping for an FH launch this year.

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"Mexican houses are concrete block (including roof) so hold out a lot better in hurricanes."

So I guess it's a question of what you get more of, hurricanes or earthquakes.

BTW I once did a very rough BOTE of the energy in one of these things.

It's about 1000 GW (YMMV).

The entire UK generating capacity is about 54GW. I couldn't find a number for the US

Takeaway lesson. Don't get into a fight with Mother Nature.

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"Cat 6 will be implemented by Trump,..starts bragging.. overseen the yuuugest storms, "

Be very careful what you say in jest about the D.

Today's tweeted joke.

Tomorrows policy.

Kurat võtku! Estonia identifies security risk in almost 750,000 ID cards

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"Not sure if they can find another way than to change all 750k cards to other version."

Think of it as the "CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN" scenario of countries that have electronic ID card systems.

It'll be good practice for when you have to do it again.

Another day, another drone upstart skips the consumer market

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"'Steath Latvian drones set to swarm across English Channel'"

It's the stealthy Latvians on board that's got them really scared. *

*Yeah, right. Weighs 11Kg and can carry a 9Kg load. I don't think so. If those numbers are real that will be without a significant fuel load on board.

Give staff privacy at work, Euro human rights court tells bosses

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Who knew so many Romanians read El Reg?

Judging by the down votes.

My post had too points.

1) That for a lot of Americans people all they've heard about Romania is indeed from watching Van Helsing. I was gently poking fun at this. IRL Romania's recovering after decades of Communist rule, has relatively low living costs, under appreciated scenery and a growing economy.

But you already know this.

TBH I'd quite like to visit the place, and I don't have a repeating crossbow. :-}

2) That kind of "Double jeopardy" employment contract seems like something out of 19th Russia, where IIRC servants could be banished to Siberia, but had to pay their own train fare to get there.

Dear rioters: Hiding your face with scarves, hats can't fool this AI system

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Perfect for that "virtual border" the UK is meant to have with the Irish Republic after Brexit

No check points, no barriers but the system will "know" if you're on the wrong side of the border and haven't been passed.

Apart from requiring the UKG to roll out a massive IT project (based on V 0.1 technology) across NI in less than a year what could possibly go wrong?

Proceed with this nonsense at flank speed say I.

Unable to give up on life on Mars, bio-boffins now thrilled to find boron

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seems a bit of a stretch to me.

Presence of B <> presence of RNA

So Boron, necessary , but not sufficient to demonstrate RNA on Mars.

TBH it's a low atomic number element, so I'm not too surprised that if analyzed enough Martian regolith you'd find some there. Y'know, planets are all made of stars, and Boron is early in the fusion list?

Given there's plenty of Iron on the surface I'd say anything below Iron was an odds on bet to existing there.

Still. Handy for ticking off a list of elements you'd want if you were setting up home there. IIRC Boron is quite useful for making alloys in electric motors, generators and transformers. If you want to create a self sufficient settlement being able to make these is going to be quite important.

Climate-change skeptic lined up to run NASA in this Trump timeline

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""The head of NASA ought to be a space professional, not a politician," "

And yet James Webb (who ran NASA during Apollo) was probably one of the most effective Administrators the Agency ever had.

Former lawyer and Senators staffer, with a lot of friends on the Hill and (IIRC) able to give the old Masonic high five as well.

However Webb also had a clear, simple mandate from Kennedy (get us to the Moon before New Years Eve 1969) and a formidable Programme Manager in Von Braun, keeping track of all the day to day issues.

So I think politicians fear a well connected Administrator, but such a person can be very good for the Agency, provided they have a clear direction from the President of where to go, and the support team to do it.

And that's where it all gets verrry tricky.