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£60m, five years late... Tag criminal tagging as a 'catastrophic waste' of taxpayers' cash

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Classice Govt IT F**kup template #3. Implement a good idea in the worst possible way.

See NIRS II etc.

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"we (as taxpayers) have shelled out handsomely for a system that has failed, "

But don't you feel that the criminal has been punished?

Because AFAIK that's the core idea of the British system.

BTW IIRC the UK has both the highest proportion of its population (per 1000 head of population) and the highest repeat offending rates in Europe.

But no one likes a "Bad guy" and everyone loves governments "getting tough" on crime.

With a place at prison costing more than a place at a University (not even a good university) you could (literally) pay each repeat offender £20k/pa to not commit another crime*

Like farming "Set aside" for crims, not famers, which HMG seems to have no trouble doing.

Death notice: Moore's Law. 19 April 1965 – 2 January 2018

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Re: You do know that Moore’s law says nothing about speed?Then it would be Amdahls Law we're after!

Correct.

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Gordon Moore..stated..Law would fail around 2025. There's no sign that it has failed yet,

Are you f**king kidding me?

How long has "EUV*" been coming "real soon now" for?

Last time I looked transistor widths are at 140 atoms wide, with oxide layers 1/10 that.

*Because Extreme UV sounds so much easier than "Soft X-Ray Lithography" which is exactly what it is.

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Re: You do know that Moore’s law says nothing about speed?

"We now have 16 core, 32 thread desktop CPUs."

Amdahls Law suggests (kind of like a critical path analysis) that you can only speed up an algorithm until you get to the part that cannot be run in parallel. That is the minimum (or critical) path.

And that's as far as your speed up goes.

Amdahl's law dates from around the same time.

Except it shows no signs of being broken any time soon.

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"..make chip designers much more conservative..as they pause to wonder..those innovations could..,

Shouldn't a security impact assessment be part of every commercial product?

Oh no, sorry. Chip designers are special.

Why? Because of the scale of their f**kups?

Not everyone used the same processor for remote management

But everyone did manage to f**k the implementation up.

Elon Musk offered no salary, $55bn bonus to run Tesla for a decade

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The "Silcon Valley" business plan seems to be.

1) Do the bits that have already been done better than before.

2) Pray something turns up to make the bits you promised work.

Sometimes it works. Sometimes it does not.

Cold calling director struck off for ‘flagrant’ breach of duties

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Re: Struck off as a director. how inconvenient it is to get a partner to set up a business for you?

Not even that.

Watch out for any new unlimited liability partnerships being set up.* He sounds dodgy as f**k. Very much a "What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine, and what I own is still mine" mentality.

You'd be pretty stupid to be a supplier to this guy. Guaranteed he wont' pay o time to start with.

*This used to be the legal form for doctors, lawyers and accounts practices but new ones are limited liability. They are simply obsolete. Unless you want to be scrutiny or can't be in charge of any other business legally.

Electric cars to create new peak hour when they all need a charge

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And I think it's safe to say useage will be *very* uneven

So yeah, clustering will be quite a big thing.

OMG Corporations will have to spend money on upgrading their systems for making money.

Oh noes..

Info Commish tells UK.gov we shouldn't let artificial ignorance make all our decisions

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Yeay. AI. The 21st century version of "Computer says no."

That is basically what is being said whenever some meatsack hides behind "The computer/process/algorithm.system has disapproved your request for <whatever>"

I saw something that nicely sums it iup.

"Discrimination is prejudice in action."

Algorithmic "decision" making is institutionalized discrimination baked into software.

Serverless: Should we be scared? Maybe. Is it a silly name? Possibly

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"our new serverless code monkey could build an application"

Not a good application.

Not a fast application

Not a robust application

But my goodness, look how cheap it is.

The nature of (code) monkey* is irrepressible*

*But still "anonymous server farms in unknown jurisdictions"

'WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?' Linus Torvalds explodes at Intel spinning Spectre fix as a security feature

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Translation "Any performance hit you take by setting this flag is on *you*"

Well in line with US Corporate (Blame the victim for our incompetence) culture. *

*More like what you find growing on cheese that's been in the fridge for a few months after its sell by date than artistic and social refinement.

New Zealand joins the Space Race

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Make that three things. 3D-printed engine.

I'm not sure about that.

AFAIK SX have used 3D printed parts for some time and the Masten "Broadsword" (Methalox 65Klb dual fuel & LOX expander) is meant to have been entirely 3D printed.

If you mean first fully 3d printed engine to orbit then that also would be a "Start of the Art."

So much in rocket engineering has been done (at least in part) before that you have to drawn the boundaries for truly new innovation quite carefully.

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Lots of fun aside. Two things to note about Rocket Labs achievement

1) First CFRP LOX tank flown to orbit ever

2 )First rocket engines powered by battery driven electric propellant pumps ever

That does not just make them the State of the Art.

That makes them the Start of the Art.

Something to think about.

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Now we need a nuclear program and a couple of warheads.

It's like the India / Pakistan border dispute.

Over sheep.

Baaaaaah.

Take a former NSA head hacker, a Raspberry Pi, weird Kiwi radios and what do you get?

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But has he...

Stolen nuclear launch codes and retargetted missiles onto Apple headquarters...

Enquiring minds.

Job ad for designer proves its point with MS Paint shocker

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I quite like the ad, bit of tongue in cheek humor.

Not something you usually associate with Americans (except perhaps New Englanders).

Twitter breaks bad news to 677,775 twits: You were duped by Russia

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Why did he do that? Money. He was paid money to get the USA into WW1, s

The same way that Hill & Knowlton Strategies were paid to get the US to invade Kuwait?

Plus ce change.....

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Trump..just..having a school girl crush on Putin's subversive methods of governance & law making

Trump looks like a school bully and such types are naturally attracted to other (more successful) bullies.

But Trump is basically someone whose genes gave him height, looks and a personality disorder with a good deal of superficial charm.

I'm not sure if Putin has any of these things, but he did have a career in the KGB.

Trump's biggest weakness is he believes he is Putin's equal. I think "Pampered, entitled, Park Avenue poppinjay" is nearer the mark.

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Posted like a true white-male supremacist, my friend.

No, but posted like someone who's attitudes to women have not entered the 20th century, let alone the 21st.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance against any kind of sock puppet.

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Makes a change from Murdoch deciding elections I suppose.

Oh yes.

Meet the new puppet master, same as the old puppet master.

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"and they want to worry about/blame Russians!!??"

The last thing you need in a country brimming over wit bu***hit is someone stirring the cauldron.

So yes, the US should be worried about the behaviour of all foreign powers sticking their noses into it's business.

In fact all countries should be bothered about other countries sticking their noses into their business.

Anglo, French space agencies sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G

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The Brize Norton agreement,..committing the UK and France..jointly work on defence projects in 2014.

Since when is any of this a "defense" project?

And I'm scratching my head to recall which other ones have actually happened so far?

Or are these the very highly completely ultra top secret defense projects?

Or does that include building a new refugee camp in Calais, since that's technically the UK border now?

Or would that be demolishing the Channel Tunnel as part of May's policy of "Brexit means Brexit*"

*Actually what that means is a tautology, which is basically meaning-less.

A380 saved as Emirates orders another 20 planes, plus 16 options

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I'm not exactly a big-butt guy but the economy seats are bloody tight.

Boeing set the standard at 17inches in the 50's and want to leave it up to airlines. Airbus want to set a minimum of 18 inches.

Yes human body measurements have changed in the last 70 years and the average human back end is bigger than it used to be.

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"That's what they said about Concorde. "

Wrong.

Concorde actually had a pretty substantial order book.

What hammered it was a) The protracted battle to get it into New York (all the BS about noise issued turned out to to BS, despite being designed for the noise requirements of the late 60's, when most airliners were turbojet, not turbofan) b) The price of oil multiplying by 4 overnight in 1973 c) US sour grapes over p**sing away $1Bn+ (in 1960s $) to build a really nice plywood mockup. d) It's range was a bit too short. It needed to reach Frankfurt to get the German market to the US as well.

As the delays getting into service lengthened the potential customers looked elsewhere. The upgrades planned for the 17th Concorde onward would have meant it no longer needed any afterburner (people forget Concorde was the first "supercruise" aircraft, although 40 years later I believed the Typhoon and F35 can do so as well)

America restarts dodgy spying program – just as classified surveillance abuse memo emerges

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Note the timing of the release of that document *very* carefully.

Con-gresspeople seem to think this is OK as long as they "control" these people.

They simply don't get it.

No one controls data fetishists.

You could make a case that for data fetishists "democracy," even of the kind practices in the US is the enemy.

"How dare elected representatives ask how many US citizens we spy on, like they have some right to know such things.*"

*As one of them might put it to their friends.

Unlocked: The hidden love note on the grave of America's first crypto power-couple

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A love that lasted a life time.

How many couples truly have that.

You may not be a software company, but that isn't an excuse to lame-out at computering

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"Software houses as a bug mfg machine" is an idea that's been around a *long* time.

After all "perfect" software would need no support, would it?

So no need of a support contract, right?

Let me suggest that this attitude (conscious or not) has a lot to do with the state of modern software, and vice versa.

I'd love to see a software house set up to approach every job in the sort of methodical way IBM Federal Systems (the model for the CMM5 level) did it.

But it took them a long time to get there.

Nervy nuke-armed nation fires missile with 5,000km range

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What, are you the local Trump sock puppet?

Haven't you seen enough of his posts to know?

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Dr Abdul Kalam Island,

Who's not thinking that Ian Fleming would have definitely liked that one.

You can't go wrong with a Sinister Foreign Type somewhere.

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6...

Will be testing an Oxidizer Rich Staged Combustion rocket engine with the thrust level of the Spacex Merlin 1d mfg in India at a Russian test stand.

The US ULA has been buying RD180's (also ORSC) from Russia for the last 16 years and the US/Russian JV that slaps made in USA on the packing crates "upgrades" and "certifies" them for US use has been claiming they could mfg them in the USG if paid enough money, but it's so hard because "y'know this techs complicated and we don't really know how to do this stuff and all the blueprints are written in Russian and none of us speaks Russian and the metallurgy is tricky and and"

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Re: "UK is clearly dropping out of the major league" Didn't that happen 50 years ago?

I'd suggest more like about 62 years ago.

Text bomb, text bomb, you're my text bomb! Naughty HTML freezes Messages, Safari, etc

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Wow. It's 2018 and "terminals" can still be hosed by sending files of control characters.

Just like my dad used to do back in the day.

Unf**kingbelieveable.

I though HTML default rule was "If it's not properly formed HTML ignore it"

.UK overseer Nominet abandons its own charitable foundation – and why this matters

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I smell a "Carillion" in progress.

Undercutting other bidders to guarantee the win. Check

Using existing revenue to make up any shortfalls if the underbid too far. Check

Aggressive acquisition strategy driven by CEO with large ego. Check.

Senior stuff pay & benefits substantially expanded (and probably secured against future failures) Check

Service goes TITSUP when too many contracts underbid below cost suck up the all actual revenue from their core business. TBC

We're just missing the heavy borrowing from the banks to finance a lot of those takeovers that turn bad when the UK BoE interest rate rises for the first time in nearly a decade (who could have guessed that was going to happen?)

Have three WINEs this weekend, because WINE 3.0 has landed

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Exciting times for Linux

And a monumental job of work for the WINE team.

Today in bullsh*t AI PR: Computers learn to read as well as humans (no)

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How many brain cells vs connections are there again?

I think the commonly used numbers are ax10^10 neurons with 1x 10^14 connections. IOW 1 neuron could be receiving input from 10 000 other cells.

IIRC the usual rule of thumb for MOS transistors is they can drive up to 10 other inputs (but in digital logic you normally size them to drive however many you know you're driving, which might be just a couple).

Back in the day 10 billion neurons was vastly beyond the simulating abilities of a computer. But today, with server farms of vast numbers. Note also the highest frequency brain waves are around 15Hz (although "clock frequency" is not really a useful concept in brains. There does not appear to be the equivalent of the "pacemaker" cell area found in a heart).

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There are other AI NLP approaches..not based on machine learning type pattern matching.

True.

Cortico is not one of them.

"Semantic folding" is very much based on chewing on a shed load of data to construct an N dimension vector and look for words that are "close" together in some sense. They are large binary sparse matrices, allowing much compression and the ability to run comparison using the sort of Boolean operators common in most MPU instruction sets, but they are absolutely in the "Throw a metric f**k load of text at it and something will come out" school. :-(

Once I saw that I immediately thought of the Binary Neural Net work in the facial recognition system developed by London University called WIZARD. It's also got features in common with speech recognition approaches using "Time Warping" to cope with words spoken at different speeds (something else most humans can cope with up to a point).

9 pages into Cortico's 59 page White Paper and my BS meter is redlining like a Geiger counter in the engine compartment of a Cold War era Soviet nuclear submarine. Lots of verbiage, little insight. Why does the word "Autonomy" keep flitting through my mind as I keep reading?

I smell a BFR.*

*Big F**king Rat.

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"Do you beat your wife only on Friday?."

Indeed.

Actually as that's a query the easy answer is to check the listeners internal model and answer it.

That is an NLP problem, and illustrates that the questions "What does a sentence mean?" reduces to "Queries or updates on the listeners internal model of whatever it's about," even if the listeners internal model is "WTF are you babbling about." No model, no capacity to make a model, means the question (or any sentence) would be meaning-less.*

Recognizing the question is actually a very tricky attack on your personal behaviour is rather more of a general AI question and (I'd suggest) much harder.

*This should be pretty much SOP for NLP, but I've yet to find someone actually state it directly. I'd love a reference. I'm guessing Winograd did so, somewhere, but I've not had time to hit his thesis.

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if I heard one teenager say it to another, it would be obvious...slang word for "cadged".

Well strictly speaking you can think this is what it probably means, and if you're wrong you can reconsider, because that's what humans do with words they haven't seen before.

The paradox with "intelligence" is we know a lot about the hardware it runs on, and we know it's a long way from the world of registers, RAM, MMUs and so on of anything approaching a conventional computer architecture (and by these standards all computer architectures are "conventional.")

And yet we can split the task into (apparently) higher level functions that don't seem to map to the model neural networks we can run on computers.

Hmm.

Perhaps we should consider the idea that the human NN operates like a VM for some kind of "higher level" representation that breaks the problem into smaller parts?

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Indeed, Jabberwocky (poem, not the film obv!) is a great example of this.

Exactly.

Although (AFAIK) no such thing as a "Bandersnatch" exists you can still do limited reasoning about what it is.

So there's a this-is-a-noun process running, a stuff-we-know-about-nouns-whatever-they-are process and a stuff-we-know-about-nouns-of-living-things.

That doesn't mean people don't build a big dictionary in their heads throughout their lives, but it

does mean they don't need it to begin with.

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"The plural of thesis is theses, "

As I noted it looked wrong, but in truth I didn't think it was, and I could not be bothered to check further.

Thanks for confirming I was right and I'll keep it in mind.

Former Cisco CEO John Chambers says insects are the new lobsters

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"“JC2 Ventures” "

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

NHS: Thanks for the free work, Linux nerds, now face our trademark cops

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Congratulations NHS England. You will get a shinnier, more polished new MS turd

It will however remain, a turd.

Software that predicts whether crims will break the law again is no better than you or me

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Re: OASys (Offender assessment and sentence management)

Well that sounds like a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.

The obvious ones are the "Victims of crime" because of crims who (a superficial look at) would look like poor risks for re-offending. 8 years for Jon Warboys perhaps?

OTOH there should be a case for people held in too long as well, but that's going to be trickier to prove.

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WTF?

Hint. In a security/law enforcement business a change of name usually means a big f**k up

I'd suggest a search into "Northpointe'" history.

I'll also bet this software is a lot more expensive than the cost of a few MT staff.

Worst part of this BS is it's not AI.

It's some sort of regression analysis using data from past offenders and then measuring which factors (probably a damm sight more than 6) affect the result (IE return to prison)

Off the top of my head.

Type of crime.

"Shot her rapist" doesn't sound like much of a repeat offender risk to me. OTOH "Moved in with a women with 3 kids and molested them all" has done it 3 times already, so kind of does.

Treatment.

Feeding a drug habit has resulted in prolific repeat offending, but rather less if they seek, not forced onto, rehab.

I suspect there are limits on accuracy based on the catchment area of the sample, but that maybe just my bias

This sounds like scamware that's about as useful as that "bomb detector" that ex cop sold the Iraqis for a shedload of cash that turned out to be complete BS.

In the name of a US cop show "this is all Bull."

What do Cali, New York, Hawaii, Maine and 18 other US states have in common? Fighting the FCC on net neutrality

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Re: What competition?

That was sort of my point.

A hell of a lot of places it's a) No broadband at all or b)1 supplier who's the successor business to the company that installed the line decades ago and hasn't had to spend a dime on the line since.

Depending on the box they may not have even bothered to send out an installer, just a parcel with "This is your new STB. Replace your old cable box with this and switch it on, otherwise your TV and internet is f**ked."

Butt plugs, mock cocks, late pay and paranoia: The world of Waymo star Anthony Levandowski… by his kids' nanny

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OMG. I wrote APD when I was thinking ASD

I was thinking "Autistic Spectrum Disorder" when I wrote "Antisocial Personality Disorder"

IOW, a bit Aspers, not a bit psycho.

Although judging by the upvotes quite a few think "Yes actually she does sound a bit psychotic" as well.

Heathrow's air traffic radio set for shiny digital upgrade from Northrop

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"U R 2 LO GO UP LOL"

Now I seem to recall there's a cockpit duress code which basically translates as "we are being hijacked." I think it's either 3(o4) 6's or 9's.

I wonder how difficult it would be to spoof the system into thinking an aircraft had sent such a message?*

Should be very difficult indeed. But IRL??

Wanna motivate staff to be more secure? Don't bother bribing 'em

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workers should be praised for good behavior, and be given better tools to tackle threats

Wow.

Just wow.

I'm having an epiphany as I was reading this.

I'm thinking how many decades has it took for some one to spot this?