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US cable giant tries to wriggle out of 'crap ISP' legal battle now that net neutrality is dead

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"Charter knew that it wasn't able to offer the speeds it advertised,"

Note that word.

Knew.

Not (for example) "may have difficulty meeting" or " will be challenging without investment" but knew they could not meet their claims and instead of investing to better meet them actively hid the fact and engaged in deceptive behavior (and investment) to do so.

That's what makes it fraud.

Bad news: 43% of login attempts 'malicious' Good news: Er, umm...

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" secure coding.., timely patching, proper device configuration, and prudent password management, "

As they would for the 7 decades.

It's not the "Acts of $Deity" that depress me.

It's the mind numbing banality of the bulk of this s**t.

As it no doubt will be when we enter the 8th decade of computing.

<sigh>

Boffins: If AI eggheads could go ahead and try to stop their code being evil, that'd be great

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It seems "Rule 34" was quite prescient.

Nice work, Charles.

Admire the foresight.

Not so sure about the outcome.

UK.gov's Brexiteers warned not to push for divergence on data protection laws

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No wonder Murdoch, the Republicans and others are in favour of BRexit

You forgot Vlad Putin as well.

So let's see Trump (Billionaire), Murdoch (Billionaire) and Putin(Billionaire) are all

a)Billionaires

b)Not UK citizens, so unable to vote in the Brexit refereundum.

Handy hint. When considering wheather to support a course of action consider who else support it.

That list suggests you shouldn't have trusted Brexit with a barge pole.

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Please remember that many/most of the problems..are of our own making

Damm right.

And a hell of a lot of them originating with the Home Office.

Immigration. Asylum processing. Snoopers Charter. Time after time they've managed to palm it off as "not our fault."

Ba***ds

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"Size matters I am afraid. If you do not have the size your only option is "take it or leave (it)""

Correct.

You'd almost think the Brexiteers believe Britain still has a whole Empire to back it up.

IRL Thatcher didn't like the EU but she understood the real facts of life.

It's better to be inside a big warm tent p**sing out than outside the tent dodging random streams of p**s.

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"Nissan..employs around 7000 people in Sunderland and around 20,000 in its UK supply chain."

But don't worry, Brexit will soon fix that and those oppressed workers will soon be "Taking back control" of their leisure time.

Never forget this BS was all about stopping defections from the Conservative party and killing UKIP.

Everything else is just TPB* BS

*Tory Posh Boy.

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"seek a bespoke arrangement..the UK’s exceptionally high standards of data protection,”"

Are you fu**ing kidding me? Is this women off her meds again?

This is the country that wants to pimp it's whole medical record system to Google FFS.

Crunch time: Maplin in talks to sell the business

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Asset stripped and shuttered.

I believe the preferred euphemism is "Releasing shareholder value."

Pretty much the same thing.

A print button? Mmkay. Let's explore WHY you need me to add that

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It's known in other industries as "Root cause analysis"

A classic example being the Apollo 13 explosion.

Why? LOX tank exploded

Why? Because Kapton insulation was used on some of the wiring, which can explode.

Why? Because the voltage on that wiring changed from 15-->65v and no one altered the insulation thickness.

Why? Because the change control management system (paper based IIRC) failed to track the change.

Which tells you a) Bad things happen if change management control fails b) Checking the CMC system might find other errors, starting with any other areas that change was not made.

I requested a small UI change in some in house software once. In theory, simpler than a print button.

Four hours later still not fully done.

Developer recovered deleted data with his face – his Poker face

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" Yep. Though he did DO the backups, so that's fine."

Indeed.

With an up to date backup nothing is irreversible.

Microsoft reveals 'limitations of apps and experiences on Arm' – then deletes from view

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Just Microsft maintaining its "Codependent facilitator" relationship with Intel.

Just BAU MS style.

Arista almost done with Cisco workarounds as revenue and profit soar

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"big clouds need to create data centres closer to users in the rest of the world"

And a lot further away from the data fetishists of the Five Eyes.

Judges dismisses majority of Cisco's 'insane' IP defence against Arista

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"but the Cisco AGS was released circa 1986, predating the Linux kernel by about 5 years. "

Duly noted.

Doesn't make Cisco a better company.

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Sounds like a classic "Big US Corp" Defense.

"We are f**king huge and can do whatever we want."

Except it seems they've met a judge who understands technology and the IP law around it well enough to call "Bu***t" on that.

Anyway, didn't Cisco start by modding a copy of the Linux kernel to begin with?

Vermont becomes fifth US state to boot up its own net neutrality rules

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Vermont state motto. "Freedom and Unity."

I had thought it was " Live Free or Die," but that's good enough.

they do seem to have their priorities quite well organized.

Kentucky gov: Violent video games, not guns, to blame for Florida school massacre

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"we have a cultural problem in America,”"

Fu**ing right.

The "cultural problem" is you have a gun related death rate like Somalia, rather than a so called "First world" country and a culture that promotes getting a gun and shooting people as the solution if you're sad/mad/angry.

You also seem to have a large number of people with an inability to separate fantasy and reality (nicely summed up by the phrase "Iron Man is not a documentary.").

Mueller bombshell: 13 Russian 'troll factory' staffers charged with allegedly meddling in US presidential election

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A lot of them in USA.

And some would be located in a small country in the Middle East on the Egyptian border.

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I'm sure he could afford to pay now.

And I'm sure he will.

Or rather the American people will.

Indefinitely.

Astro-boffinry world rocked to its very core: Shock as Andromeda found to be not much bigger than Milky Way

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Showing that it's good to revisit long held assumptions every so often

Since they might not be quite as solid as people thought.

Excellent work, but we might be wise to wait and see if anyone else runs similar (or ideally dis-similar) calculations and comes up with a similar result.

Crypto-gurus: Which idiots told the FBI that Feds-only backdoors in encryption are possible?

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Is this one of those invisible girl friend from Canada kind of deals?

Good question.

It's a very smart political move. Either they think this with no basis in reality other than "We wants it," or someone actually told them they could have this and they have to name the scam artist "researcher(s)*" in question.

*Lagos University perhaps?

Despite the headlines, Rudd's online terror takedown tool is only part of the solution

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"We need to be very wary of slippery slopes here," said Bernal. "

Too f**king true, given the Home Office's behavior.

NASA budget shock: Climate studies? GTFO. We're making the Moon great again, says Trump

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"Call me naive, but exactly *which* minerals are so expensive and useful

that it's worth dragging them out of one gravity well and into another, rather than digging them up at home?"

Indeed.

Musk view on Mars mining was it's uneconomic even if the product was tonne pallets of Crack.

I think he's a bit pessimistic on this. It might be possible to compete for some products if the transport costs were dirt cheap.

The only thing I could come up with for this to work was a solar driven mass driver (only works during the day, so no storage needed) with on orbit collection by a string of solar sail transports.

It would have to be the full refined product, not just raw ore.

And frankly it still sounded hare brained even by my standards.

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"I suppose if you elect a moron you must expect more than usual political stupidity."

Not to mention the severe personality disorder.

But don't worry.

2025 is a long time from now and his chances of lasting into a second term aren't looking too good.

Let's get to know each other first: Joe Public won't share their data with just anyone

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"However, 13 per cent said they wouldn't trust any of the organisations on the list – "

Because you shouldn't?

"Trust" any of these f**kers to not pimp your data to any Mark, Eric or Sergei?

I think not.

I'd love to see peoples reactions to how much data FB or Google can cross reference across sites and how detailed a profile they can build of you.

I'll bet it's a great deal more detailed than most people think it is.

Yorkshire cops have begun using on-the-spot fingerprint scanners

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"The Home Office is also planning to merge the IDENT1 and IABS databases "

What Home Office IT project X "The Usual Suspects (TM)" government IT con-tractors.

What could possibly go wrong?

US states accused of skimming cash from 911 emergency call dosh

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"New York State is run by Democrats. "

So what?

A crooked politician is a crooked politician regardless of what party he (nominally) supports in order to get and stay in office.

The truth is to non Americans outside America it's very difficult to tell what you call Democrats apart from what you call Republicans.

So many of both sides polices seem like bu***hit to us.

MPs: Lack of technical skills for Brexit could create 'damaging, unmanageable muddle'

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ANPR + EU wide ID card database + facial recognition mashup?

Naturally this will be operating in real time as well.

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"“But you’re leaving – we don’t have to make you an offer. "

Indeed.

I've never divorced anyone but it's my understanding that SOP is both sides need to set out a set of requirements and then both sides negotiate.

I also understand the common answer to "make me an offer" is "I ain't giving you s**t," depending on the level of acrimony during the breakup.

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So the high level Brexit "plan" remains in tact.

<gollum>

We wants it.

We needs it.

We mush have hard Brexit.

</gollum>

Good to know.

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"D The DUP will continue to prop up HMG."

<cough>"Regulatory alignment,regulatory alignment"</cough>

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presumably there's..a lot of traffic--other direction exporting vehicles to the rest of the EU.

True. About 80% of the vehicles made in the UK go abroad, mostly to the EU.

That's about 800k annually, so about 15 000 a week.

The massive disconnect between the delusional fantasists of Brexit and the folk who've actually done work on this continues to deliver comedy Gold. Yeay.

And will for many years to come.

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Thanks for making life difficult for my colleagues."

Yup.

Best of all was the UK Referendum allowed any UK citizen who'd been out of the UK for less than 15 years to stir the s**t "exorcise their democratic rights" *

Unlike the Scottish referendum, where anyone over 16 could vote if they lived in Scotland, not in some Caribbean tax haven where they've paid f**k all UK tax since they left the UK.

How many of these Aholes helped drop the UK in the s**t IDK but I'd bet a fair few.

*While "Der Heil" bi**hed that 15 years was not enough.

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That sounds like getting in your excuses first....

Throughout this whole business I keep hearing a favorite aphorism of Sales.

"Winners have plans. Losers have excuses."

I know. It's a schocky old cliche.

But, like many other cliches it's also true.

The Brexitieers have shown they didn't have a plan to begin with.

Unfortunately it doesn't look like they have one now either.

I mean who walks out on a marriage and for the settlement says "Make me an offer?"

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"One of these statements is a lie."

Not at all.

Apparently HMG will use "technology*" to deliver (effectively) a "virtual border" which people will be able to cross easily but which will prevent all the smuggling and people trafficking that hard borders are meant to stop without people feeling there is a boarder.

* I have no idea what this technology will be. ANPR + EU wide ID card database + facial recognition mashup?

Unfortunately I'm not convinced HMG has a f**king clue what it will be either, like encryption backdoor that only The Good Guys (TM) can use?

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Tiny problem,.., stuff the UK can export, can't easily switch supplier for key components.

Funny how that Common Economic Area thing works is it not?

When you're in it you hardly notice it's there.

But when it's gone......

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"Who wins in the long term if this goes as badly as it appears to shaping up to? I"

Exactly.

When bad s**t happens and everyone agrees it is bad s**t and it keeps happening you can guarantee some ba***rd somewhere is pi**ing their pants at how much money they are making out of it. Think "Dicky Roper" in "The Night Manager."

Now, if someone were to remove those people from the board things mihgt improve.

No promises. Just might.

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Once we sign to leave we can sign whatever agreements we want.

At which point the UK's access to the market of 550 million people in 27 countries (probably including financial markets, which far exceed mfg, although 80% of UK cars are currently exported) gets severely restricted.

Which seems pretty fair to me.

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I can only conclude that the country is actually being governed by the BBC.

I may be mistaken but for many I think that would be a step up in management quality.

You seem to think Brexit is an epic clusterf**k waiting to happen.

Trouble is I don't think there's much evidence to disprove that idea.

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Re: De Management sez....Churnham and Fleece,

Worth an upvote for that little gem alone.

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"what a hard brexit would mean - a study..the civil service..failed to undertake. "

Perhaps because that nice Mr Davis didn't ask them to?

Y'know, the old Churchillian line about "We are not interested in the prospects for defeat,"* or an impact assessment of any kind.

*Sounds very rousing, but is IRL total bo**ocks.

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"Think we’re going to need the Queen to ask God to save us"

Gods journal February 7th 2018..

And I'll say "No."

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"when the Tories are projected to take a sound beating."

Impossible.

Surely everyone loves them.

After all have they not been "Taking Back Control" (C Linton Kwesi Crosby 2017)?

I'm sure that the council elections will be a landslide win for the Conservatives, just as Nick Timothy predicted a devastating defeat of the Labour party in the last General Election. *

*Forward looking statement. Majorities may go down as well as up. Majorities may disappear entirely. The DUP is not in a coalition with the Conservatives. There is no "Magic bribe money" tree. T&C apply.

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"Wonder how long before the 1922 receives enough letters for a leadership challenge"

IIRC it's at 44 and it needs 48 before the political MMA cage fight that is a Conservative Leadership challenge begins.

Not to mention the reports of a Rees-Mogg/johnson/Gove "Dream Team."

My first thought was "But don't you need Death for a full four horse posse?"

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"Remind me about the proverbial BoJo 'cake and eating it'."

So that's how he became the fat f**k he is today?

Tech giants' payouts go to everyone but affected citizens. US Supremes now urged to sort it out

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Sounds more like a way to transfer money to people Google likes

Just my opinion.

Boffins crack smartphone location tracking – even if you've turned off the GPS

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WTF?

to the company..sold the flashlight app,..only too happy to provide..exact GPS readings

A "Flashlight" app that calls home and dumps your co-ordinates to a central server?

I'm thinking most of these apps should just be filed under the section of the app store marked "Trojans" since TBH that is exactlywhat they are, wheather or not they are actively trying to commit a crime with your phone. Violating your privacy for someone else profit so they can pimp the data out.

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IOW this is *not* secretely activating GPS. It's "inferred" location with *near* GPS accuracy

Which is

a) Quite clever

b) Very f**king scary

c) Only possible because of the clumsy security control on most phones. Phones IP address is not sensitive. WTF? I mean WTF?

And yes I think every service on a "smart" phone should be user level controllable regarding what apps can access it. If you want it to be available to "all" then fine, but the default should be "none."

Personally I'd prefer a "spoof" mode where apps that insist they can't run without access to your address book (why?) should be set to use the phones default app(s) which should then generate a limited amount of plausible BS.

Infinidat techie: Let me tell you a thing or two about ruler-format SSDs

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"there are two aspects here – performance and functionality."

Sounds like a guy who might actually know WTF he's talking about.

SSD has got cheaper and no ever doubted it was fast compared to disk.

But it's not as cheap as disk in the same that (at the right scale) tape is cheaper than disk.

Remember the first SSD? No.

Never heard of bubble memory ?

It was going to change the world. Everything was going to going to use it at every level.

Only it didn't.

CLOUD Act hits Senate to lube up US access to data stored abroad

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tl:dr Avoid all US based "cloud" services

Or to give it a more meaningful description "anonymous server farms in unknown jurisdictions"

Basically Google/Microsoft/Apple don't mind handing your emails to the Feds, they just wanted a law which said so.

Because then it would be "legal."

Kind of like the robber who hands a share of the loot to his (dumb) accomplice and says "That's for help in the job we just done." Then pulls a gun and says "But this one I'm doing myself.. So hand it back."