* Posts by John Smith 19

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Revealed: UK.gov's 'third direction' to keep tabs on spies' potentially criminal activities

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The UK government *really* likes its secrecy.

This is because if you tell people stuff, they will start knowing stuff.

And they might not like you as a result.

But then, maybe it's because you do things they don't like?

Given how much stuff the UKG does that quite a lot of people would not like it's not really surprising they don't like being honest about this.

That does not mean they shouldn't be honest about it.

Slack bots have the keys to your processes. What could go wrong? Well...

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It's not a backup if it's never tested.

I knooow.

It's an almighty PITA to do a full restore, endless trouble, planning, review, blah blah.

So much easier to hope it's all right and hope you never need it.

But, y'know, fail to plan or plan to fail.

Because when the s**t hits the fan PHB's love to point fingers and end careers. It makes them feel better. It's not fair, but it is what they do.

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Turns out sotware can be *really* small if nothing ever fails and no mistakes are ever made

So you never have to code to detect and process such things.

Who knew?

I've never used slack but I'd say the coding some kind of "watchdog timer" into the process that tells someone/process "bot has been running X mins/hours/secs which is Y mins/hours/secs longer than it normally takes. Continue waiting (Y) or run recovery plan (N)"

Obviously setting (and changing it when the bot functions change) the timer number, and deciding what the recovery plan is are the big PITA's of this, but at least you know something is wrong to begin with.

Paul Allen's six-engined monster plane prepares for space deliveries

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So much potential to carry such a little payload.

It really does cry out for a liquid fueled, winged, LV.

Maybe with enough margin to (dare I even suggest it?) be fully reusable?

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"It's about being able to build and ignite the rocket anywhere."

Actually a big part of the original plan for Pegasus was to avoid range costs.

You have to book a launch range in advance. It's not cheap and the costs don't scale on size. So Rocket Labs would pay about the same to launch 250Kg on their Electron LV as SX would pay to launch 22800 Kg on F9, which is why RL run their own launch range in NZ. Something others might follow.

Likewise running the "Flight Termination System" as special software on a separate computer on the LV (rather than have a "Range Safety Officer" follow the launch and press a BRB if it fails also saves about 100 staff (and their associated costs).

But Pegasus is still the most expensive LV in terms of $/lb to orbit on the planet.

Ethics? Yeah, that's great, but do they scale?

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"If products are successful, we demonstrably often fail to address scale issues later. "

That was the striking thing about the web.

Start a site for peanuts.

Could run for years on peanuts (if five people are interested in what you supply)

But could blow up 1000x by the end of the week.

This phenomena has been observed at least since the late 90's.

Stop slurping NHS data to enforce immigration laws? Not on your nellie, huffs UK Home Office

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"This is the thin edge of the whatever "

Correct.

As old Vladimir Illych like to observe "Push in the bayonet. If it meets fat, push harder."

And note the implied "F**k you, Committee, who do you think you are? You're just the people's elected representatives, we're the Home Office and the Department of Health" in those letters.

So, once again the Home Office can't do it's job and expects someone else to wipe its mess up.

Full shift to electric vans would melt Royal Mail's London hub, MPs told

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People never considered the logistics of things before trumpeting and marching.

True.

And they don't like the answers when someone does and disagrees with them.

The UK has a very well developed infrastructure for distributing liquid fuels. They are easy and quick to load.

Seems like a pretty f**king big hint to me that something along those lines (that's easy to make, or better yet, extract) would be the way to go.

Apparently not judging by the down votes I've had.

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"Plug-in rechargeable is a niche market for 2nd or 3rd cars, and will remain so,"

Ahhhh.

So it's a policy designed to make life easier for the Au Pairs of Conservative MP's and their party backers?

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Then come back and help solve these problems about power and suchlike.

I did.

Got 3 down votes for my trouble.

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"Either we solve the problem as a country or we cancel the ban on new ICE from 2040"

That's what, 4 UK General Elections away? Does anyone think May will actually get elected to a second term?

What's your real end goal here?

De-couple car use from the pollution generation of the power station?

Go carbon neutral for climate change?

Build more nuclear reactors?

Going electric means building a shed load of power generation and distribution infrastructure that simply does not exist, along with the standards to support them.

IMHO any replacement has to be as easy to refuel and as energy dense as gasoline. My instinct says this is a liquid fuel driving a fuel cell using the existing supply chain. It's grown from something, so the processing is as as simple as possible IE it has minimal additional energy inputs. My candidate is sugar beet. It grows in the UK, conversion is well understood and it can be grown organically, so no additional inputs. Unfortunately sugar based fuel cell development is behind other kinds despite the fact that sugar solutions are room temperature storable and non inflammable.

Brit spooks slammed over 'gentlemen's agreement' with telcos to get mass comms data

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But we had naively hoped that they were spying on the enemies of the country,

Don't be stupid.

The real enemy of such organizations is not their counterparts in other countries.

It's the subjects of their own country.

All the terrorism/drug trafficking/paedophila is self serving bu***hit.

Did somebody say Brexit? Cambridge Analytica grilled: Brit MPs' Fake News probe

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Chuck Finley is the alias of Sam Axe

No that's the other "Chuck Findlay."

We are often mistaken.

See how much responsibility you can avoid with the right choice of sirname?*

*Some have at least fourteen different versions, making it possible to pass the parcel almost indefinitely.

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This the same guy who moonlights as the one rogue software engineer at other organisations?

"Chuck Findlay, pleased to meet you."*

*Mines the one with the "Burn Notice" DVD in the side pocket.

NSA boss: Trump won't pull trigger for Russia election hack retaliation

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""Rogers requires an order from Trump to conduct computer network operations," "

Since when have these guys ever needed an order to do anything?

They didn't when they decided to hoover up every Americans electronic data since (at least) 9/11/01

Of course they could start by hardening the security on those ridiculously easy to hack "election machines" the US insists on using..

RIP... almost: Brit high street gadget shack Maplin Electronics

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"as a secured creditor"

They will be quite inclined to pull the plug at the drop of a hat.

Historically UK banks used to call in a firm of accountants to decide if a firm was viable.

Normally the firm that got that job got the administratorship if they found the company was not viable.

Guess what? A lot of the time they weren't viable and the practice jumped right in, making sure to secure its fees first of course.

However one UK bank then put the administration work out to tender if the accountants reports was unfavourable.

Curiously they had a lot lower rate of insolvency.

Sadly that was RBS.

Chilly willies: Swedish nudie nightclub opens in -11°C to disgust of locals

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"Klubb Naket"

Just loooks like a spelling mistake in English.

Super Cali's futuristic robo-cars in focus. Even though a watchdog says tech is quite atrocious

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Now, as a way to *deliver* a car to someone that's not too bad

But self drive?

Why, why, Mr American Pai? FCC boss under increasing pressure in corporate favoritism row

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"Sweet" Pai. So called because he keeps the regulatory environment sweet

for his benefactors.

I'd say it's pretty clear who got their bid in early for "sweetness."

The US system allows people with no vetting to assume high levels of administrative authority. In theory this allows the proverbial "good man" to side step climbing the "greasy pole" and go in straight at the top.

But after 300 of this stupid plan being hijacked by various self interested weasels who line their own pockets perhaps "The Greatest Country in the World" (TM, along with other self flattering BS) should perhaps consider a refactoring of the hiring processes into such senior (but un-elected) posts.

Brexit to better bumpkin broadband, 4G coverage for farmers – Gove

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"How will it benefit the country that farmers can get 10mbs download speed?"

3 words

Grindr, Welsh Edition.

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"our political overlords mostly clueless about Brexit, they seem to revel in remaining clueless"

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." as Upton Sinclair put it.

Still sounds as accurate today as the day it was first said.

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When are you going to realize that you've been had?

I prefer the phrase "Played like a banjo at an Ozark hoe down" myself.

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I will laugh when our homegrown unemployed complain about being made to do jobs that

"Johnny foreigner" should be doing, whilst admitting they voted for Brexit...

Indeed.

A British recruitment consultant of my acquaintance sent a mixed group of 8 people (some old, some young, some British, some foreign) to a 12 night shift at a bread factory.

At the 6 hr mark 1/2 of them (mostly the younger, fitter, lazier ones) had f**ked off home as it was "too hard."

The way he described them I suspected several of these idiots had voted to leave.

A nice demonstration of the Dunning Kruger effect in action, as they clearly believed they were far too good to do the job, despite no experience or qualifications to actually do anything better.

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"but we can reject free movement and still choose who to let in and from where."

Shock news.

The UK is not part of the Shengen Agreement.

It always could put anyone going down the Green isle through the ringer if it chose to.

But y'know the UK Home Office didn't think that was cricket, and it would have needed more staff.

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We don't want him back in the Shire. Send him to Mordor on some quest about a ring

Mordor..

Twinned with Wolverhampton.

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I wonder how many times that "money saved from EU contributions" will be re-used.

Quite a few times I suspect.

Just don't mention to them what the impact assessment by the National Horticulture and Agriculture Development Board has to say about that's going to happen to their businesses.

Voice assistants are always listening. So why won't they call police if they hear a crime?

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The mfg don't mind spying on you. They do mind being responsible for a response

But make no mistake, they are spying on you. 24/7/365

But with a non requested response people might start to realize it a bit more.

We all hate Word docs and PDFs, but have they ever led you to being hit with 32 indictments?

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Is anyone else thinking "And I would have gotten away with it if not for those pesky kids."

Sorry, just couldn't resist.

NRA gives FCC boss Ajit Pai a gun as reward for killing net neutrality. Yeah, an actual gun

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the British government does not allow their driving licences to be exchanged for British ones.

I did not know this.

Mind you since most Merkins seems unaware of what a roundabout is that's probably for their safety as much as the Brits.

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"Some of the worst gun tragedies in history..in countries with the most stringent gun laws."

Name them, Mr (or Ms) AC.

Because we can plenty of them that have taken place in the US.

The "He's a lone loon" argument is a cop out. Let me suggest it has more to do with the racial and economic profile of who gets shot and whose a member of the NRA than anything.

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""Ajit Pai is the most courageous, heroic person that I know.""

Are you f**king kidding me?

Since when has being the Big Telco's b**ch in residence been "heroic"?

Elon Musk blasts off from OpenAI to focus on cars, how to make smart code fair, and more

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"Relatively new field"

Well, less than 60 years old.

So still going to make plenty of mistakes.

Google gives mobile operators a reason to love it, and opens rich chat up for business

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So Google gradually becomes more like Microsoft with every passing day.

Who knows how this could possibly end?

Tor pedo's torpedo torpedoed: FBI spyware crossed the line but was in good faith, say judges

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Given an IP address can be spoofed by a printer theses days you'd better be careful about that

As demonstrated in one a case of some "copyright is theft" law firm that got run out of business.

A lesson to all who would practice anything that the government de jour dislikes in the "Land of the Free (TM)"

Software shortcuts: Pay down your tech debt. It's time to fix a price

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TL:DR. You need to buy some new software to manage this.

Actually "technical debt" sounds like the reason so many IT systems of HMG are s**t. All those decisions deferred indefinitely. All those outsourced devs on minimum wage doing minimum thinking work.

Here's how we made a no-fuss RSS vulture app using trendy Electron

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Cross platform development frameworks are a thing again

Back from the days whent eh list was Windows/AppleOS/OS2/*nix

And with pretty much the same strengths and weaknesses.

As usual I'll be there are options to slim down the footprint, possibly by sharing core functions across multiple apps, so the first is 350MB+, but the rest are radically smaller, as they piggy back the first load.

That microchipped e-passport you've got? US border cops still can't verify the data in it

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So basically it's just a bluff, and has been for the last 13 years at least

Because no one know how long this will take to roll out

Bad news: 43% of login attempts 'malicious' Good news: Er, umm...

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Having a username != officially visible email is a mandatory first line of defence.

Sadly, it is not.

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Let's..add..."User stupidity is beyond belief." because "password" is still the #1 login password.

And people know it is as well.

I'm guessing the usual user justification is roughly

a) It's no big deal, IT can handle any breaches.

b) I don't handle any important data so why would anyone bother.

c) I don't have many privileges so why would anyone bother.

Note how H&S is handled. H&S is everyone's responsibility, and Managers are additionally responsible for the H&S of the staff they supervise. I'd suggests infosec should be viewed in the same way, starting with the CEO.

UK.gov's Brexiteers warned not to push for divergence on data protection laws

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Re: No wonder Murdoch, the Republicans and others are in favour of BRexit

Your implicit assumption is I wanted a Referendum in the first place.

I considered it a complete f**king waste of time and effort solely to keep the Conservative Party together and stop defections to UKIP.

On that basis (destroying UKIP as a viable force in UK politics) Brexit has been a resounding success.

The massive level of chaos in the UK economy is a price the Conservative Party considers well worth paying to ensure its own survival.

The old term for a country outside of any major power block is "Non aligned." You might like to see what sort of other countries are "Non aligned."

Bright idea: Make H when the Sun shines, and H when it doesn't

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"Salts in Molten Salt Solar thermal, especially sodium fluoride are nearly as dangerous"

Which is why SolChem (which was designed to use low cost readily available materials, because it was expected to deploy on a huge scale) used Sodium Chloride.

That's the stuff you sprinkle on your food.

It's true molten salt system must be kept water free, which means a "bake out" in commissioning, then running sealed (in fact in SolChem they planned to sub divide the mass into welded shut re-purposed aerosol cans)

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First propused by the ORL in the early 80's under the "SolChem" initiative.

The key difference between solar thermal and solar electric systems is that solar electric (PV) systems operate at or just above the band gap energy. Below that energy photons just heat the PV cell material. Above it just seems to result in higher kinetic electrons.

OTOH solar thermal can use all of the solar spectrum to drive the process, and the reaction products can either be stored or moved on and used elsewhere.

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Is the article missing something or what do they expect to do with this highly toxic gas?

Burning CO gives CO2.

It's a cyclic process.

The process is a closed cycle.

If at first you don't succeed, you're likely Intel: Second Spectre microcode fix emitted

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The real question is why didn't Intel find this bug in development.

Answer.

Because it's development process is s**t?

Does anyone doubt there will be more of these?

US state legal supremos show lots of love for proposed CLOUD Act (a law to snoop on citizens' info stored abroad)

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"If a legislator is seeking quick passage of anything be afraid." that THE PATRIOT Act

It also is a very convoluted bacryonym.

As well as being very nasty.

The US data fetishists who wrote this (I mean really wrote it, not whose name is on the sponsors list) really do see no limits to their authority in any way shape or form.

The astonishing part is US tech companies see no problem with it.

Despite the fact it might as well be called the "Don't Send Your Data Anywhere Near A US Parented Company If You Want It To Stay Out Of The Hands Of Any Federal Law Officer"

Windows slithers on to Arm, legless?

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WTF?

" and it's hampering Microsoft's ability to grow or innovate, "

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,

I'm sorry, which universe did you say you were from again?

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"But calling something Windows which can’t run Windows applications seems a bit,..dumb."

Not at all.

"Compatibility" is basically why people put up with Microsoft's s**t.

I've lost count of the number of times Microsoft has claimed "Our new tablet/phone/watch is compatible with your desktop windows" (going pack to the "poquet PC" days) and turned out to be complete BS. That spreadsheet you wrote. Sorry, not going to run. That Word doc you wrote. Nothing you can't cut n paste from, eh?

If they didn't call it "Windows" WTF would you buy it?

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"Windows NT has historically supported five different platforms "

Note those words

"Windows NT," and "historically"

How many alleged "from the ground up" re-writes ago was that?

US cable giant tries to wriggle out of 'crap ISP' legal battle now that net neutrality is dead

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"We're on Charter/Spectrum here (west coast) and it is crap. "

Good question.

Was this a "New York" thing, or was it a company wide policy?

And of course does your state AG have the balls to take them on, or are they more "business friendly" ?