* Posts by John Smith 19

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Brit data centre pioneer BladeRoom prevails in trade secrets theft case

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Well done. I hope they got considerably more out of FaceBook.

Since they have considerably more to give.

UK age-checking smut overlord won't be able to handle the pressure – critics

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Exactly! It's the parents job.

Except that would require their parents to understand something about modern technology.

This all started when "Claire Perry," some annoymouse backbench Tory nobody, organized a debate attended by about 8 MPs on this. Next thing she's Cameron's "Child Sexualization and Exploitation Czar."

All because she couldn't figure out how to set the age filters on a browser.

Why be knowledgeable when ignorance is so richly rewarded?

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"The Daily Mail website has more human flesh on show than many a porn site."

Indeed.

And I'm not sure how much of it could be called "Age validated" either.

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stupid plan remains stupid

What else can I say.

US Congress finally emits all 3,000 Russian 'troll' Facebook ads. Let's take a look at some

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The poor English reminds me of the 419 scam.

If you don't notice it (or that's how you write and speak generally) you're probably exactly the target mark(et) for these guys.

Simples.

Americans. You should be disgusted that your system made the only viable choice between Clinton and Trump.

Don't fix the candidates. Fix the system that filters out better ones.

Brit govt told to do its homework ahead of talks over post-Brexit spy laws and data flows

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"But Cameron didn't let them as he knew he was going to win."

And then David Davies decided there was no need to do anything so formal as y'know "impact assessments" because the departments would just be doing it, rather than assessing doing it.

So no time has been allocated to sort out little details like

a) Which of the 85 systems in one department have to be scrapped; which amended.

b) Which systems are the most important? They might not be the biggest, but they may hurt the most people hardest if they are not ready to play. See a) if they need to be scrapped or re-written.

c)Can you scope the changes for each system? To what extent are they "table driven," and there for configured by changing a config parameter file (assuming someone's kept a copy of the config file format).

Not forgetting some of these systems were written in proprietary 4GL's for things like ICL mainframes in the 1970's and 80's and many of the people with those skills (never mind domain knowledge of the specific system itself) are retired or flat out dead.

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"Home Office Minister seems to come with 'brass neck' in job description."

A common misconception.

It's actually a by product of the brain parasite they get infected with when they get the job.*

*How else do you explain the monotone line on pervasive state surveillance that the last 9 (10?) Home Secretaries have spouted?

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"an impossible situation with a talentless government and a reduced Parliamentary majority,"

What majority?

They have to call in the DUP if they want an absolute majority. Pre election they had an absolute majority.

But then May seemed to have the first original idea she'd had in her entire life.

This is what happens when you promote what's basically an ambitious coaster, who just does whatever their senior civil servants tell them, into the top job.

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""If [the ICO] is outside, we're not going to have same effect as we need to have"

Funny how this Brexit thing works isn't it?

He's an interesting one.

A UK company offers a service to UK business which manages their staff HR issues.

The data is held on servers in another EU country.

Post Brexit, does EU protection extend to those persons data and if the UK regime is ruled inadequate would the company be prevented from accessing their own data?

It's Galileo Groundhog Day! You can keep asking the same question, but it won't change the answer

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Blue Streak mean anything to you?

It does, but probably not in the way you mean.

The UK is the only country that had fully orbital capable launch and voluntarily gave it up.

Because "Those nice Americans" would launch it for free because of the "special" relationship the UK has with them.

Did they f**k. :-( .

Either you're in a tent (any tent) p**sing out or you're outside dodging random streams of the yellow stuff.

The UK had an Empire to fall back on but 2 World Wars and a $5Bn loan (in 1945 $) from that country they have that "special" relationship with f**ked that right up.

In size, age, cultural complexity and plate tectonics the UK has a lot more in common with the rest of Europe than it will ever have with the US, or Canada, or Russia, India or China, all of which are continent sized countries in their own right.

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"In summary, this forum is all set on the sky is falling but reality is different."

A lot of commentards posting AC today?

Or is it just one slightly desperate sounding Brexiteerr ?

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"Which is, of course, the main reason the EU is building Galileo, "

Hello codejunky.

Surprised you took so long to join the discussion.

And what is HMG's response

"We'll build our own global positioning constellation."

Are they f**king kidding me?

So that alleged £350m/week going to the NHS not going to happen then with this kind of spending.

Mike Lynch's British court showdown v HPE pushed back to 2019

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He seems like a greedy ba***rd, HP looked stupidly eager to buy. In fact just stupid

But being stupidly eager is not a crime.

Deliberately, grossly inflating the value of the business transactions they think the are buying actually is a crime.

Although you'd think the auditors should have spotted some warning signs in the accounts.

They seemed to have been remarkably silent in this process.

I wonder if they have a cache of emails repeatedly saying "This valuation is BS," and spelling out why it is BS in detail?

UK.gov expects auto auto software updates won't involve users

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Badly thought out and likely to go TITSUP big time.

That's about all I want to say about this stupid plan.

Note how the UK government always puts the needs of a corporation over the safety needs of the actual owner.

Intel to preserve Moore's Law with startup land's fresh young blood

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Public knowledge that the source uses molten tin droplets.

Well they don't use molten Tin droplets (or any other kind).

The real question (which that link was rather coy about) is their power.

Those guys are talking 1Kw of X-ray power.

That's huge.

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According to this presentation Lycean has already built one.

In Germany in 2015

At first I'd thought they were talking about a mini synchrotron (first done by IBM in the early 80's) but their approach seems to be much more efficient at converting input power into X-rays using (relatively) well understood technology (highish power electron currents and ps IR laser pulses) to make X-rays through "Inverse Compton scattering."

Naturally there are a) High hurdles to making this work with a compact syncrotron) b) They say they have solutions for them.

That said we are apparently talking 3 orders of magnitude more power than alternatives, which I'd guess knocks exposure time from hours to seconds. Critical if you want to put this in a production environment.

It looks like someone has finally built a viable high power X-ray laser.

BTW One of things people don't often realize about laser fusion is that all that laser energy is to turn the metal capsule into (in effect) X-ray emitters to cook the deuterium/tritium fuel pellet.

Obviously if you can skip all that malarky and get straight down to just zapping the pellet directly with a lot of X-rays your efficiency goes up quite a lot.

Handy, given the eyewatering some the USG spent on their last laser fusion system.

UK Ministry of Justice knocks down towers, brings IT BACK in-house

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"Its the Service Integration layer..they are bringing back in house."

Which suggests they might start seeing just how much their con-tractor was marking up some items, and (maybe) not full for quite so much con-tractor BS in future. Yes I have taken a shedload of meds to say that.

Transparency.

We've heard of it

Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings

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but just like vi you know that notepad and wordpad will always be there.

And when the s**t hits the fan you need stuff you don't have to p**s about with installing that does what you expect when you expect it.

Interesting this this fix got the biggest cheer.

"Bout f**king time" it took so long to do it.

Is your gadget using secondhand memory? Predictable senility allows boffins to spot recycled NAND chips

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Biggest problem is that it uses E-mail

And if you're in Windows an outlook mail window to boot.

Which is why I have never used it.

If El Reg wants me to act as an unpaid proof reader make corrections feed directly to your site.

Astroboffins spot the first perfect exoplanet free of clouds

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Hmm. Gas giant sized but with no clouds.....

Highly curious.

And therefor with the potential for maximal learning.

Warren Buffett says cryptocurrency attracts charlatans, AI won’t change investing

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" “You are missing a lot of very remunerative fee-earning twaddle.”"

That does sound about right.

Likewise the very expensive to enter automated man in the middle attacks of "High Frequency" trading.

IT systems still in limbo as UK.gov departments await Brexit policy – MPs

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Harmsworth (Viscount Rothermere) of the Daily Mail. Quite the ominous name.

It's OK.

I don't think he leaves his French Chateau very often to visit the UK.

It's just the place his company makes its money in.

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"in 2023 we the electorate realise the country is broke"

But

<gollum>

We wants it

We needs it

We must have hard Brexit

Precious. (Stroking his hard border)

</gollum>

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"And those who depend on the hated EU as a market for their catch "

Nonsense, that's just remoaner scare mongering. Of course they will be able to sell them.

Subject to the non-EU import tariff first of course.

Because membership had it's privileges, which will now be gone.

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I do hope there's a list of the MP's on the European Research Group.

Those brave souls who fearlessly championed walking away from the UK closest neighbours and a trading block of 440 million people in favor of f**k knows what a glorious and brighter future.

Let their names never be forgotten.

Along with their great heroes.

Murdoch of News International.

Desmond of the Daily Express

Harmsworth (Viscount Rothermere) of the Daily Mail.

Whose relentless, endless support has done so much to make this LSD trip vision come to pass.

The British people will never forget what you did for them, and nor should they.

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"You Brexit, you bought it."

Nice.

Although I think it needs to be rendered in the appropriate regional accent (Black Country, given how many of them seemed to have voted for it)

As in "Yo Brx'it, yo buy it"

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just a convent excuse to plaster over the militant incompetence that is a government IT project.

And by "Government" you actually mean the collection of "The Usual Suspects(TM)" of IT con-tractors the government hires in the continuing delusion they will "save money" ?

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The Agri & Horticultural Development Board impact study reckons most british farmers..

are f**ked.

Only Pig farmers survive in all scenarios.

The only way it's BAU for "British Farming Ltd" is for DEFRA to maintain all the CAP payments.

Otherwise upland sheep, lowland dairy and cattle, arable and worst case even chicken production is all roadkill.

But hey maybe the fishermen won't have to abide by the hated fishing quota system?

Err, no. They will for at least 2 years after Brexit, maybe more.

The Rocky Planet Picture Show: NASA Mars InSight ready for launch

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A 401 -> 4m shroud. 0 SRBs 1 engine Centaur

Which is a bit ironic given the stage was called Centaur because it had two heads (engines).

A 401 is pretty much the baby Atlas V.

Which means there is less to go wrong, which is very attractive on a long ride to Mars. And it's cheaper. All of which are pretty attractive features.

Silicon can now reconfigure itself with just a jolt of electricity

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Not sure how this works with electronics.

It looks more like configuring physical stuff, like fluid connections, or maybe signal processing blocks?

I'm imagining some kind of small chamber (like a chip carrier package) with bunch of these inside with the function set by the pattern being reconfigured.

Now the thing about the FPGA is they have long lines and high capacitance --> relatively low clock frequencies (100s of MHz, rather than GHz) , but maybe if you can but the elements directly together they could shorten those lines.

Still waiting for molecular scale 3d processing, given all the action on a conventional Silicon chip is withing 10micrometres of the surface.

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But it is still a fascinating dangerous aspect of technology.

The "Grey goo" scenario has indeed been played out on numerous occasions.

This thing is nowhere near anything remotely intelligent.

That said the fact that a bunch of these are controlled by a central source IE the AC drive system, might be a redeeming feature.

But at this point?

More a solution looking for a problem.

European Space Agency wants in on quantum comms satellites

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Now quantum *communications* would be pretty exciting.

If you could maintain entanglement over the range from Earth to Pluto for example....

Fresh fright of data-spilling Spectre CPU design flaws haunt Intel

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"Protecting..customers’ data..ensuring the security of our products are critical priorities"

What arrant bu***hit.

Protecting their market share, their relationship with Fort Meade and Redmond are critical priorities.

People pay through the nose to run Windows and the MS stack. If they don't need to do that they don't need Intel.

But the playing field is leveling.With linewidths down to 90 atoms across even Intel's lead in smaller transistors will vanish

Former Volkswagen CEO indicted over emission cheating conspiracy

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Let's be clear. This has killed people prematurly.

And as noted all car companies seem to be guilty of it.

But maybe the rest are "Too big to fail" as other businesses have been?

What do you call a CEO in the dock with a potential to do major time?

A start.

NASA demos little nuclear power plant to help find little green men

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It's the "Son of SL-1" to be used by American squaddies in space...

No. It's designed to have the control rod in 2 positions. In or out.

Most of power tracking is done by the Stirlings pulling more or less heat from the system.

The team behind KRUSTY are very aware of the SL-1 situation and prompt criticallity issues.

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"I guess they will use this for deep space probes? like old RTGs ?"

Actually a bit safer.

U235 is a low level Alpha emitter. They can be stopped by a pair of rubber gloves (watch the SNAP10a assembly video on YT). It's cold to the touch. It doesn't warm up till the chain reaction is started in LEO.

The PuO pellets inside an RTG are glowing red hot from the moment they are made. PuO is a very poor thermal conductor so they have to be small otherwise the gradient across the pellet is enough to crack it.

You can't stop PuO vigorously fissioning. With KRUSTY you remove the reflector and it's an inert lump of metal, even in sea water, which is quite a good moderator (part of the reason this reactor is a fast neutron spectrum design which does not use a moderator).

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I guess they will use this for deep space probes? like old RTGs ?

No.

RTGs run on Pu240, which is very difficult to make and limited to at most about 500W at beginning of life. You could hook it out of spent nuclear fuel, but Merkins refuse to process the stuff. Even on site, even if it's going straight back inside a PWR.

You can't switch RTG's off to save the power for later. The baseline KRUSTY is 2x that. The preferred size for Mars is 20x that size. It can run a fair sized ion engine on the way.

Reactors can be started and shut down at any point in the flight (in fact it would not be started until at least in Earth orbit).

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"I assume that the ginormous circular reflector is for that purpose. "

Is what's technically called a "radiator."

Like the thing on the front of you grossly unnecessary 4x4.

Your in depth understanding of USian politics is matched only by your understanding of nuclear matters.

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"And when it's spent, I hear Iran is doing a special offer to come and remove it for you. "

Quite true.

As this is the HEU (or "Bomb grade" as some wags like to call it) and was essentially available cheap to the programme as the US has been at a bit of a loss with what to do with all the cores they stripped out of the bombs from the last round of arms reduction talks.

Mines the jacket with "Special Ordnance" on the back.

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"I really wish though that they'd use sealed for life versions of these"

It is sealed for life.

It's not designed to be taken apart or refueled (although being a single lump of metal with some holes in it "reprocessing" is pretty simple by nuclear standards).

The system uses negative feedback. The more power you take out the hotter it runs. The less you take out the slower it runs. That's without moving the control rod a cm.

Stick the control rod fully in it shuts down entirely. It's expected to be moveable within 1 week of full shut down.

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Do they need an Auxiliary Power Unit to bootstrap it?

No.

Unlike it's predecessor KRUSTY was designed to be started by (basically) pulling out the control rod and letting the heat pipes warm up to operating temperature, around 850c (which is cold by the standards of the nuclear fuel in PWRs)

And standing very well back of course.

Cambridge Analytica dismantled for good? Nope: It just changed its name to Emerdata

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Would that be Tony "Trust me" Blair you are referring to?

No, that would be Tony "I believed every word at the time I said it" Blair, tovarishch..

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"You can add telecoms to the list of dubious companies. "

Any sort of security business in fact that's changed it's name in the last 5 years has probably been up to no good*

*Although I suspect the UK firm "Savills" is probably just a victim of having the wrong founders name.

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Forget it I sussepect this Rag has that insuffrable Metro Euro Onion loving Liberal bent to it,

The AMFM bot writers have a new competitor?

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"Obama is not a Liberal, or even a liberal. He's just a less extreme conservative."

In America, that is a "liberal."

On this scale Tony Blair was virtually on the same end of the scale as Joseph Stalin.

Another quarter, another record-breaking Tesla loss: Let's take a question from YouTube, eh, Mr Musk?

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WTF?

It's not that old a company. So much turnover. So much cash on hand. So *little* profit?

Not to mention close to $300/share?

WTF?

I've got way too much cash, thinks Jeff Bezos. Hmmm, pay more tax? Pay staff more? Nah, let's just go into space

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I think history will also be as kind to Elon and Jeff, except they'll have cities on Mars

I think the actual survivors in that environment will name their capital something more appropriate.

"New Mecca" springs to mind.

45-day drone flights? You are like a little baby. How about a full YEAR?

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Well it does sound incomparably better. And backed by BAe no less.

What could go wrong?

'Computer algo' blamed for 450k UK women failing to receive breast screening invite

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Fentanyl?

Like the stuff that Russian special forces used to storm that theatre of hostages held by Chechnyan separatists?

Where a whole bunch of the hostages died of the gas, rather than being shot?