* Posts by John Smith 19

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Servers crashed and burned. So, Qualcomm's back to Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V'ing Arm cores into phones

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Bigger *always* looks better.

Not always so.

Likewise setting up a major bet-the-company project that's run by an outsider is something with more like a 50/50 shot at success to me.

Of course hindsight is always 20/20.

EmDrive? More like BS drive: Physics-defying space engine flunks out

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"Don't you have to apply KW of electricity to see this effect, as per the original experiments? "

Funny you should say that.

Because that's just about what current Ion thrusters need to generate milliNewton thursts from a big tank of (expensive) Xenon.

Until they run out of course.

IIRC Most people thought Shaylers explanation of how the thruster worked was BS.

However several teams claim to have demonstrated thrust is being generated. And if you don't understand how something works how do you know what it's safe to ignore (or just leave out) in the design? "I left the power transformer out of the amplifier I built but it should work fine anyway." WTF?

The really attractive part of a propellantless thruster is not that it could drive a probe out to Pluto (with a fission power source of some kind).

It could then bring it back afterward.

Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour

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Judging by the mugshot I'd say he definitely deserves a "Man In Shed" award.

Clearly a fellow with a fine shed of delights to work in.

Brit Attorney General: Nation state cyber attack is an act of war

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So STUXNET *was* an act of war by this standard.

Actions have consequences.

Who knew?

Be careful what legal precedents you set.

UK.gov's use of black box algorithms to decide stuff needs watching

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IOW "Computer says no," and we don't have to tell you why because

"Computer says no,"

Again.

One more f**king time.

It's not "government" data.

It's taxpayers data.

Big bimmer bummer: Bavaria's BMW buggies battered by bad bugs

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a note on QNX

QNX was a well regarded OS for embedded apps. It's major features being a very modular architecture, so your custom build could be very lean. because it was built for profit and customers would complain if it was too buggy (given how expensive bug fixes in the field are) the code was reasonably quality.

It powers the BlackBerry 10 phone and the Ontario states equivalent to the BBC Micro project.

Car makers. You are now in the IT business.

Get used to it.

Brit water firms, power plants with crap cyber security will pay up to £17m, peers told

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"Perhaps they'll also penalize the idiots who insisted on foisting insecure "smart meters" on us."

Starting with the Peer who inserted the relevant clauses-for-cash in the necessary Bill.

This is not an EU requirement.

It is driven by Tony Blair wanting to stuff up Gordon Brown.

Nothing else.

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"But, but that would mean less profits to our (overseas) owners" Boo hoo.

Note that HMG doesn't mind all UK water companies being foreign owned, or that some of them are owned by government operated foreign utilities.

Just as long as they aren't on the hook for any EU water quality directives caused by decades of (government) under funding.

Note that dividends over security or dividends over asset security is a Board choice.

You want to use the internet instead of private leased lines? This is the price you pay.

Historically only BT offered leased lines (IIRC) but maybe now it's something other providers might y'know provide? "Thames water telemetry. Brought to you by Sky" ?

Slurp up patient data for algos that will detect cancer early, says UK PM

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"People are also becoming much more aware that their data has value,"

They are, but very slooooooooooooly.

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Again it's not the NHS's data to hand over. Still the same arrogant DoH attitude.

It's the patients.

And no, they did not ask for this.

It might work if the job was done in house with skills transfer provided by 3rd parties.

Handing "anonymized" data over to an outsider is basically BS.

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"Ha, I bet she was scared to be there"

$Deity, yes.

This is the woman who (as Home Secretary) wouldn't go out in London at night.

With armed police bodyguards and an official armed response a radio message away.

What can you do with such a (self) limited human being?

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"Late diagnosis of..treatable illnesses is one of the biggest causes of avoidable deaths,"

So maybe the NHS should look at how other countries manage to do better (because several other countries do much better in Europe than the UK) first?

Mad woman continues to demonstrate madness by making mad statements in a speech most would describe as "Barking bats**t crazy."

Military brainboxes ponder 'UK needs you' list of AI boffins

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IIRC most of the US AI research came from DARPA grants.

That would be the (Department of) Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

Now, wheather you needed actual security clearance to work on them is another matter.

Blackboard systems. Speech recognition, driverless vehicles, message understanding (note that word "understanding," as in what does it mean, not what does it say). Even optimizing freight packaging on board ships (which save more money for the USG than all DARPA AI programmes for the last 40 years cost)

My view is after you've got the SC you'll be shocked at what a clusterf**k their systems are.

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A truly intelligent..eapon system might read the manifesto of the opposing forces,

True.

The solution was described in the ABC Warriors.

Artificial patriotism.

The system is designed to believe its side is right and stimulated to feel valued and rewarded when it does it's job well. Call it "Artificial pride."

How you implement such strategies is left as an exercise for the reader

Boffins detect antimatter thundering down from Hurricane Patricia

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Surprised they trigger spallation of electrons.

Y'know, antimatter. Hit regular matter and annihilates itself in X & Gamma rays.

OTOH I've not considered relativistic effects. I do recall high energy cosmic rays were found surprisingly low in the atmosphere due to time dilation of their lifetimes.

So. Extreme weather events even more extreme than we thought they were to begin with.

Mind you I'm racking my brains to recall the last hurricane over Denver....

10 social networks ignored UK government consultations

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60million people versus 490million It's not a playground fight John, then again

Tell me that after the UK tries to negotiate any new trade deals and isn't part of a 550million person trading block and 1 of 1 instead of 1 of 28.

Back here in 2022 say?

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Apparently, Europe are going to realise they need the UK and accede to all Brexit wishlist

May: How are the talks going Boris

Boris: Very well. My sources tell me my plan is working perfectly, although the other side continues to posture for effect.

May: Who exactly are your "Sources" Boris?

Boris: I've been using "The European Research Group." I find them very sound on the important stuff.

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Is there something which..prevents these people..understanding how the internet functions?

Yes.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." as Upton Sinclair put it.

Sinclair ran for Governor of California in the late 1940's.

His Campaign Manager was a certain Dr RA Heinlein.

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I will..go full revolution on all their asses, no..putting the bins out, I'll stop paying the tv tax

Nice.

Nearly thought you were serious there. The "Strongly worded letter to the newspapers" nailed it.

Or in the words of media mogul CA Magnusen "You can do what you like in Britain. They are a nation of herbivores. I try everything in Britain first. If it works there I try it in a real country."

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Be interesting to see who did turn up, would it not?

Who thinks the the UK Government matters and who does not.

And wheather they turned up to the relevant EU Commissioner hearing instead.

60million people versus 490million people in the rest of the EU.

So that's making "Making Britain stronger" means, as one of my British friends put it when they voted Leave.

The harbingers of Doomwatch: Quist is quite the quasi-Quatermass

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That episode was based on a book called "Mutant 39: The Plastic Eaters"

I think you'll find it's the other way round.

IIRC there were several novels done by Read & Pedlar, using roughly the plot of an episode but losing the Dept of O & M connection.

When oil had just quadrupled in price (I looked it up. to $12/barrel) and people thought the human race would wise up (and a big mainframe had a whole 512KB of core store).

What should really scare people is that 4 decades later the human race has not wised up.

In Thunderbirds "The Hood" was an occasional hazard for International Rescue.

IRL he's the new British Home Secretary :-(.

The world did not get Space:1999. It got Captain Scarlet and the even more sinister UFO.

But don't worry. A short visit to "Dr Jackson" and you'll forget about such inconvenient memories.

NASA’s new exoplanet-spotter survives sling past the Moon

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The different perspective it shoots suns out should ....

have read.

"The different perspective it shoots suns (potential extra solar plants transits) at should also pick up candidates (for extra solar planets) that probes in the ecliptic plane do not."

Apologies for the quite intense level of confusion that paragraph may have caused.

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Impressive use of orbital design to extend probe life without increasing weight.

The different perspective it shoots suns out should also pick up candidates probes in the ecliptic plane do not.

I look forward to a rich data haul when it starts operating.

Google's socially awkward geeks craft socially awkward AI bot that calls people for you

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Big Brother

Just to be clear Google wants to mediate *all* conversations between humans everywhere.

Still not sounding creepy enough for some people?

Creepy Eric.

Still creepy.

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let them talk, indefinitely, to a mumbling AI that asks them repeatedly to go over the amazing offer

I think you've actually found a benign use for this technology.

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I genuinely feel pity for anyone that is excited at anything mentioned.

That's because you're not the CEO of a US giga corp that makes it's money shoveling as much of your personal data as possible into it's data bases to sell ever more advertising at ever higher rates to ever more customers who are desperate not to be left behind in online advertising, who you also happen to generate most of the statistics for.

If you were you'd have been hugely tumescent listening to the presentation.

Open justice FTW! El Reg fought the law – and El Reg won

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Clearly this will make setting up a carosel fraud harder.

Wheather that is a good or bad thing will depend on wheather you're

a) A UK taxpayer seeing one guy (allegedly) trouser £750k from HMRC

b) A person actually planning a carousel fraud

US Congress mulls expanding copyright yet again – to 144 years

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Crony Capitalism at it's best

Like the clause in the DMCA that means copyright on a digital recording is not owned by the artist but by the recording company.

Helpfully inserted by a Senatorial staffer who later joined a large record lable.

How many Senators actually wrote this law?

How many will read it?

How many will actually understand it's implications?

And this is the benefit for no life limits on Congressional seats in either house.

UK Supreme Court to probe British spy court's immunity from probing

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About f**king time this was challenged.

Funny how that idea of "Taking back control works" isn't it?

Conservative party. "We know we said we wanted Brexit so Parliament could 'take back control' but that doesn't actually mean they can control us as well."

Navy names new attack sub HMS Agincourt

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French not only won more battles during the Hundred Years War but won the war overall.... :)

Was that in points overall or was their a ref's decision?

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It was largely run post-Conquest by the same A/S who'd run it previously.

So no real change there then in about a 1000 years?

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Naming an expensive nuclear sub after a glorious British defeat would make so much sense?

Well it was built by Billions Above Estimate.

As the last one built presumable they'd finally worked out how to build it on time and on budget?

Yeah. Right.

Cue the whinning from BAe about the loss of jobs in the a*** end of nowhere in 3..2.1

Astroboffins spy the most greedy black hole yet gobbling a Sun a day

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I wouldn't say my Black Hole was fat.....

I'll be here all this week.

UK's Rural Payments Agency is 'failing on multiple levels' – report

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""UK's Rural Payments Agency is 'failing on multiple levels'""

Which is notable.

But not in a good way.

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That is why food is expected to be cheaper even after the fall in the GBP when we leave.

Because it hasn't fallen hard enough or far enough already?

In the year prior to the referendum it had hit 1.24E/£. At referendum it hit 1.23E/£.

It's now around 1.14E/£.

Well done. You've cut the exchange rate by 8.7%.

I'd say EU prices are going up, and going to continue to go up on that basis.

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I am assuming lower tariffs than the EU imposes but the EU is protectionist.

Yes you are.

You are in fact hoping desperately that it will be true.

Now how does that square with this "Regulatory alignment" that that nice Mrs Foster has been talking about in those dulcet Ulster tones of hers?

Because when you've the party who gives the government of the day their absolute majority your opinions command quite a bit of weight.

Yours however, don't.

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won't be replacing the current EU subsidies post brexit

therefore there is nothing that needs to be done.

Indeed the Agri & Horticulture Development Board seem to be the only outfit that's actually done an impact assessment and only the pig farmers survive under all tested scenarios.

Oink, oink.

Decades-old data reveals shows Jupiter’s moon sprayed alien juice over Galileo probe

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That is truly a formidable ejaculation

200Km up and flying through it.

Europa gets more interesting with every new observation being crunched through.

Once again proving that properly archiving all that historic data (which is not that big a chunk of storage in the whole scheme of things) is a pretty worthwhile investment.

First SpaceX Falcon 9 Block 5 rocket lobs comms sat into orbit

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$62 for a Falcon 9 launch compared to about $10M for a BFR.

We'll see.

People thought they'd cut the cost of launch further once they'd demonstrated reuse.

Didn't happen.

What really lowers prices is effective competition.

No competition --> No reason to lower prices.

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"The Raptor has been in development for the better part of a decade"

The fact it has been in development for a decade?

It took rocketdyne 13 powerheads before they could figure out how to start the SSME safely.

One of those was traced to a sensor being 1 deg out of alignment.

So quite tricky.

And Raptor's cycle is more complex.

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"Block 5 will be the last major upgrade to the Falcon series, "

We'll see.

Musk reckons SX will spin up the whole BFR programme and be ready for the launch of the first 2 of them to Mars by the end of 2022, a leisurely (by SX standards) 55 months away, replacing the F9 entirely.

That is build (from scratch) a 2 stage 108m long and 9m wide fully reusable orbital vehicle with all cryogenic propellants loaded in the worlds largest CFRP tanks with a new engine design and cycle (in fact FFSC has never been done anywhwere in the USA) whose upper stage will "tail sit" onto the booster stage after decelerating from orbital velocity (loosing around 20x more energy than the per Kg of stage mass than the F9 booster stage) without any major surprises in the design, build or testing phases.

And the factory to make it in.

I wish SX every success but something tells me that like the wings-that-are-not-wings on the BFS there will be what most people would call a "Block 6" (which will be called something else) before BFS is ready to deliver anything to orbit.

It might even be enough to demonstrate actual second stage recovery, although I doubt it.

PGP and S/MIME decryptors can leak plaintext from emails, says infosec professor

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"he upshot of this is that OpenPGP messages are way better protected against

such kind of attacks than S/MIME messages. U"

So bottom line.

If you really need security don'f FFS send HTML based email.

Live with a more direct style. More text, less "rich content"

Have you updated your Electron app? We hope so. There was a bad code-injection bug in it

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So once again ill considered default config settings.

Got to wonder why they set those defaults.

NASA will send tiny helicopter to Mars

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It's a tough one at 1/160 Earth sea level pressure.

I'd guessed really big blades moving quite slowly.

But obviously not.

Looks like one of those things you can get on eBay for when you're bored round the office.

Likely somewhat more expensive though.

US prison telco accused of selling your phone's location to the cops

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So yet another "revenue stream" for corrections officers

Takes $x100

Print up "authorization" on home printer.

Present to these guys.

Data in hands of "client" by end of the day.

The US self financing prison system.

Brit govt told to do its homework ahead of talks over post-Brexit spy laws and data flows

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my impression..the cabinet..incapable of..deciding..brewery the celebration piss up will be held in,

And you would be correct.

Although with the likes of Boris Johnson and Jakob Rees Mogg no doubt it will be somewhere with centuries of history and the serving staff will be superb.

US Congress finally emits all 3,000 Russian 'troll' Facebook ads. Let's take a look at some

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If nobody voted, it would have a considerable effect.

Not really clear how this "First past the post" system actually works, are you ?

It's Galileo Groundhog Day! You can keep asking the same question, but it won't change the answer

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the sooner we start to build our capabilities again the less we will hear about how

You have it backwards.

Being in Europe would allow the UK to gain European funding for building a launch system other European countries (indeed other countries) could buy and operate.

"I find it hard to understand how we got to be where we are now,"

If you're talking about Britain I'd suggest you look at the history of the "Suez Crisis 1956," which had a traumatic effect on the UK ruling class.

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"And of course GPS style navigation signals like Galileo are weak, frequencies well known

and can therefore be readily jammed in any war. "

You're either a troll or extraordinarily ignorant about pretty much everything connected to satellite navigation systems.

Get a f**king clue before posting further.

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"Then it depends on if a government is willing to stand up for their industries."

Then the UK is f**ked, given how little UK civil servants give a s**t about UK mfg, unless of course it's BAe.