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India to place $11bn order for AIP hi-tech submarines

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Navies seem to have trouble with HTP.

Air forces in the 50's seemed to do OK with it.

BTW the stuff used in England (and a more limited extent the US) was *much* better quality (less water, more stable) than the original German stuff used by Walter for his various engine designs (The V2 turbo pump and the Messerismitt Komet along with the submarine type). High Test Peroxide is about the most benign of the room temperature oxidisers there is. Left to stand it decomposes into water and Oxygen. In contrast the others (Nitrogen Tetroxide, Red Fuming Nitric Acid) vapourise into clouds of lethally poisonous fumes.

Mine would have a copy of "German Secret Weapons of WW II", dating from the mid 1960's and essential reading for the Reg's "Blasts from the past" desk.

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So India *has* the cash to install fresh water and sewereage for all its populaiton

It just chooses *not* to.

So that is their *choice. *

Our Vulture 1 aircraft begins to take shape

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Wing covering

Do they sell rolling paper in "Cocklewell Carrot" size?

Futurologist warns of malevolent dust menace

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@Anonymous John

"Ask Dyson to invent a smart vacuum cleaner.

Sorted."

Don't you mean "snorted"?

I'll get my coat now.

Researchers expose privacy flaws in Chatroulette

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Chatroulette

Created because good p()rn is expensive in Russia.

UK.gov abandons 2012 rural broadband pledge

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@JaitcH

Seems to work fairly well in India as well.

Not a bad idea anywhere really.

NSA setting up secret 'Perfect Citizen' spy system

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Guess people will do anything for the money

It's all about the Benjamins.

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AC@12:00

"an American airline loses a cas containing 4 Glocks belonging to Netanyahoo's security team. The suitcase has been found, but said Glocks were missing."

You have to be making that one up.

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"US networks deemed to be of national importance." *could* include Google

Well as El Reg points out they do carry about 10% of *all* internet traffic.

But remember all your searches are "Anonimized."

Government begins RIPA review

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"Proportionate and Transparent"

*Never* thought I'd hear that from a Conservative Home Secretary.

I hate to be a kill joy but pre-RIPA there was *no* framework to even *ask* the security services what they were doing. Phorm for example would have *no* law it could (and should) be prosecuted for breaking.

A bad law, but a start for seeing what has worked, what is pants and what should be done better.

Thumbs up as I think this is a *good* thing.

Home Office publishes draft reform plan

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QA=Quasi autonomous

Or perhaps a term more familiar to El Reg readers

"Sock puppet."

Thieves steal 3,000 laptops from US Special Ops contractor

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Nearly 2/3 of the haul recovered

*Impressive*

Hard to believe that by now they still have *no* idea who done it though.

Dell exec questions UK.gov's 'value proposition'

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"Sort yourselves out before outsourcing! #"

"T, whether kept in house or outsourced can't fix broken business processes on it's own. "

Now this makes a *lot* of sense to me.

It's the old. "I'm so disorganised. If I get a palmtop It'll make me organised."

No it won't.

This may be the *true* heart of the *whole* outsourcing industries dirty little secret.

Excellent point.

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@Pirate Peter

"on a number of occasions i have been on projects where i have had to image a number of dell machines, all the same model and spec, but bought at different times

on every occasion i ended up having to deploy a number of different images due to differences in chipset / motherboard"

Now *that* is a fascinating point. This suggests Dell buy bits on a *very* short term basis throughout the life of the product (months, weeks, days?)

It also suggests they are not really geared up for large scale deployment techniques like creating a standard build then doing a disk image copy, *unless* they create a range of product with *guaranteed* stable hardware internals.

Which also prompts the question why do *other* suppliers not do that (presumably Dell do it because the spec is equivalent but cheaper at that time)

Thanks for the info.

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@Valiant

"“Government expects its outsourcing service provider to maintain the complexity rather than to simplify and standardise the work processes ... [which, with] people are moved to the provider in their existing state and are independently managed next to countless similar processes of other companies. Consequently, the cost and service benefits of standardisation and simplification are lost."

This is a vary good point. Possibly a key reason why all those *supposed* shared service benefits *never* seem to materialize.

Because the management process is not *being* shared and simplified.

Maybe HMG should find out what their per form process costs are relative to someone like the insurance industry (complex forms, not well paid staff, high volumes) .

Another organization with the "What we do is *totally* unique way and *must* be managed with a totally dedicated approach" BS.

As for a govt department's "Value proposition"

I'll take a stab at "Process as many forms as quickly as possible with the lowest number of errors and complaints possible with the lowest rising cost for increase in volume. "

Have I missed anything?

Mega new climate science: 'Runaway' effect exaggerated

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I;ll being checking the table rather than the graph, Oh look the CRU provided it.

Only I seem to recall a version of this graph appeared in a *peer* reviewed publication it showed CO2 *lagging* temperature. Which would somewhat change the picture.

Could be wrong. But It's a strong memory.

Thumbs up for a link to some factual data. Nevertheless the attribution does mean it should be treated with caution.

Academics challenge moral consensus on sex and the net

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AC@11:38

"sounds a bit rude"

But fortunately courtesy of the last UK administration also illegal.

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@Ally J

"In fairness, not all feminists are anti-porn. The trouble is that the ones who are then denounce the others as being traitors of some variety. Please don't tar all feminists with an abolitionist brush."

I think that is *exactly* one of the points the speakers at this event were trying to make.

Campaigning for equality of opportunity and freedom from being coerced into doing things they do not like is something Isaiah Berlin called negative liberty. What some (pretty much anything anti-) campaigner *refuse* to accept is that a minority of people might *choose* to do these things (which Berlin called "positive" liberty). I've met plenty of people who quit (or wanted to quit) smoking. I have only ever met *one* person who wanted to start. I'd try to dissuade them and point out the down sides (it's not like the health hazards are exactly secret) but *true* freedom is accepting people do stuff that may (or will in some cases will) harm them and that it is their *right* to do so.

In the porn context what some performers have done looks *very* painful. But if they choose to trade their pain for cash (or possibly because they like doing this sort of thing) in properly equipped surroundings whose business is it?

Kidnapping, imprisonment and rape are *crimes*.

Producing pornography between *consenting* adults is a *business*.

BTW I've not seen a table but I understand po()n is one of the few industries where women being paid more than men is the *norm* not a rare exception. No doubt something else that will outrage some people.

Mother faked ID to 'disappear' child from school waiting list

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@Martin Usher

"Fix the schools? → "

Who let this dangerous Utopian fantasist in here?

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@DrBarnowl

"Britain needs a Public Key Infrastructure to enable email to be useful for trusted communications."

Sounds a good idea.

"If Estonia can do it, why can't we?"

IIRC Estonia has a population of about 2million with very limited original infrastructure to either make compatible or replace with new stuff.

A more critical question would be weather it *depends* on having an ID card system.Given how much trouble has been gone to *dump* the attempt to install the massively invasive UK ID card system, and its highly intrusive NIR database.

Parliament misled over Climategate report, says MP

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@wilco 1

"Ad hominem. "

Not at all. I studied the evidence (the methods you used to defend their POV) and applied Occam's razor.

I'm quite a big fan of Upton Sinclair's quote that "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." the simplest answer to the question "Why are you mis-stating facts you and deliberately mixing statements to defend a position" is because you have a vested interest. the consistency of your behavior suggests it is not that you don't understand the scientific process, you simply don't care about it.

"you didn't like the facts I stated,"

Mis-stated. Multiple times.

"The truth is, if I were a climate scientist, I would likely have reviewed the CRU papers in detail and know whether it is good science or not. "

That would imply there actually *was* some science to review, rather than pre-digested conclusions backed by essentially "Well there was a *load* of data but we crunched it down for you and here it is."

As this is an IT site I looked at the Harry-read-me files in some detail. This software (which appears to have been intimately involved with producing the data sets other researches have used as raw material for all those doomsday scenarios that make such good TV news coverage) is *so* flaky and undocumented, and the descriptions of the quality of the *raw* data so degraded it would be impossible to make any conclusion with *confidence*.

"Either you need to trust the scientists or investigate the science yourself."

Agreed. When multiple groups look at the *raw* data and enough of them reach agreement (*regardless* of what that is)

"All too often the science is attacked in the same way Creationists reject evolution."

No. This is another false simile. Again you have implied the raw data was publicly available when it has not been (and by email evidence CRU has made every effort from making it so).

The real equivalent would be "We have this theory called evolution. It *proves* humans are descended from apes. No you can't see the evidence. No we are not going to explain why we think this. But it is so".

That last piece of spin means no more feeding. Goodbye.

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@Fraser

"High level science IS elitist, if you spend decades of your life studying something to PHd level, you can be pretty confident to suggest that you are in an elite."

True.

*However* this subject is a little different as pretty much *all* that has been published are conclusions and doomsday extrapolations of what those *conclusions* suggest *could* happen if the situation continues.

*No* raw data, *no* methodology describing in *detail* how those conclusions were arrived at. The Scientific Method does not require trust. It *does* require honesty, the inclusion of *all* data (*not* just stuff that happens to agree with your preferred conclusion) and a *full* description of your data analysis and reduction methods.

BTW Most of these issues come up in aerodynamic studies EG laminar to turbulent transition studies ( multiple different *possible* correlation equations). The people doing these are at *least* as qualified in their field but then manage to *publish* both their data sets (not necessarily *every* run but enough to give a picture, and definitely including any *anomalous* readings their theory did *not* predict ) *and* their full data reduction methodology.

Oh, they also tend to run regression tests on new software (and new mathematical models) against common benchmark shapes (usually ones with *lots* of wind tunnel data about what *really* happened) to make sure they don't do something absolutely nonsensical.

"Case in point: Look at all the people shouting about the LHC causing black holes which will cause the universe to end. "

I think most people recognized this was nonsense from day one.

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AC@10:56

"wow, the astro-turf is deep in here! → #"

As are the AC's.

"You are so right - ignore their conclusions and reality will go away"

But blindly trust a "conclusion" with *no* openly available evidence? No detailed description of the analysis methodology?

I believe that humans are having (and have had) a significant effect on climate. However that is *my* opinion*. From the ongoing details on their process this is not a *safe* conclusion.

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@wilco 1

Para 1

Impartiality defense. Linking *stated* impartiality of investigations to *actual* impartiality of other scientists. Ignoring qualifications of scientific background of investigating panel. AFAIK no one on *any* of the panels had the relevant knowledge of statistical methods or atmospheric physics to comments on the soundness of the science.

Para 2

Justification of secrecy. Given the importance (literally *billions* of dollars over decades) the data should all be either public domain or every attempt made to make it so. Deeper searches seem to indicate in fact a lot of it was *never* proprietary in the first place. Able to turn the slightest trace of a temperature record into proof but not able to set up an FTP server? Then again given the state of the data how would they know *what* files should be there in the first place?

Para 3

Strawman. I've never said the software is incorrect. However calling it "code adjusting the axis of a graph" is *highly* misleading. the code base is *very* substantial and appears to include software to filter, interpolate and extrapolate in both linear and non linear ways, some of which are hard coded in the software itself. The specifics of what was used is critical to demonstrating an audit trail of deductions which lead to the result. You then contradict yourself by saying these have been excluded as the results were peer reviewed and published. However the internal evidence of the emails is that peer review was ineffective.

Para4

Various statement of belief that the people involved did nothing wrong.

Para 5

Oxburgh did not investigate the underlying science. The others were about misconduct and who leaked the information or who hacked the servers. There is still *plenty* to criticize.

Para 6

I respond badly to doom and gloom merchants. Then basically tend to find comfort in environmental failure as it confirms their view that humans are the scum of the universe and the planet would be better off without us. Population decline is a *huge * problem in the developed world. BTW in the East End of London a family of 10 children (5 of whom would die by the age of 5) was quite common. In 1 generation better housing, sewerage, birth control and a state safety net have dropped that birth rate to 2. Hopefully Obama will fund the UN's back subscriptions and the birth control approach of the relevant UN agency on this matter.

Para 7

Your post is long, highly subjective and uses a range of highly misleading logical and rhetorical tricks (including statements about the level of inquiry into the science which you should now *know* are untrue) to create an impression of certainty. This view that a a position is *so* important that *anything* is justified has little to do with the reputable defense of a scientific theory and a great deal more to do with the approach of a professional spin doctor.

I would suspect either an insider or someone whose job is fairly dependent on AGW existing.

Good science does not need *anyone* to trust a result. The design of the apparatus, the method of use, data analysis methods and data are *all* expected to be published. In this case what has been published is a *conclusion*, with *no* detailed description *anywhere* of key datasets, filtering equations and methodology to get there.

Any further posts which repeat statements and opinions you know to be false will get a down grading to troll.

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@cartoonasaurus

"I'm not sharing with YOU - you're a JERK! "

And in fact they were *not* being asked to share, merely to make available a copy of the data.

But your point is *very* well made.

Transparency of both the data and the methods used to derive the hockey stick graph (remember as a *derived* product the procedure is *every* bit as important as the raw info)

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@Wilco 1

"Now that 3 different independent reports conclude there was nothing wrong with the behaviour of the climate scientists"

Neither of those statements is correct. None of the investigations appears to have been "independent" in the sense most people would understand that term. The ICO report *was* critical of their behavior toward handling FOI requests.

"and their science (beyond a few minor things), it is of course a huge conspiracy and white wash!"

*None* of the investigations has considered the science underpinning the software (and there seems to be a *lot* of software, developed in a *very* slipshod fashion. I'd guess *any* Reg reader who was paid to develop software and delivered it to CRU "Standards" would not last a month before being fired) which they used to create their conclusion graph. That alone makes their methodology *very* suspect. If challenged to produce the data *real* scientists do so.

"Show me some actual science that proves the ice caps are not melting,"

That should read *net* melting, as ice caps recede and *expand* annually. I had failed to factor in that the Artic and Antartic ice caps have different seasons at the *same* time. I'm not sure if some climate change scientists didn't either.

" that glaciers are not retreating faster than ever before,"

Depends if they are sliding over a rubble strewn land mass or sliding over water does it not?

" that the average temperatures are not increasing (with actual sattelite and weather station data), that sea level is not rising, and then people might actually take you guys seriously."

Both seem in part to be matters of interpretation..

I actually believe that AGW *is* happening. However the way this "research" has been conducted (and the software used to process the raw data and hence *generate* the conclusions) has more in common with the development of various systems using "secret" encryption systems. The *unstated* but pretty arrogant assumptions of "Trust us, we are *experts*. We can't show you the data or what software we used to process to get this result but *trust* us, its pretty bad for the human race.

*Real* science does not *need* trust. This issue is *too* big to be steered by a *very* small group who seem to owe their influence over their control of the raw data and their interpretation of it.

BTW I once did a rough calculation of the energy in a hurricane. UK generating capacity is about 50GW. A hurricane releases roughly 1000 GW. The energy is often distributed but the Moon and the Sun inject a *lot* of power into the Earth's weather machine.

However if you would like to lighten the environmental load on the planet in a useful way please feel free to end your life ASAP and arrange for your remains to be anaerobically digested, thus lowering the energy burden of the rest of us.

The rest of us will continue to look at other ways to deal with the situation.

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@Swarthy

As others have pointed out climate <>weather.

However with current weather forecasts dropping below random guesses within 5 days a 10 day (You did not provide units for your ">10" item) would be a *major* improvement on the state of the art, implying an increase in sensor density (and/or better placement) and (I suspect) a *much* tighter regression analysis of current models to identify *systematic* errors in ranges and accuracy of variables currently being measured and the possible identification of variables which have *never* been measured.

I would love to seen some "Clean room" general circulation models built which recognise we live on an oblately spheroidal Earth preferably with triangular area elements (so things don't get silly at the poles)and the best available data, chemistry and physics models but *not* built by some group with a funding interest in "proving" it takes place and benchmarked against say the last 5-10 years.

Weather and climate modeling is tricky. The sensor net is *grossly* distorted and in some cases the readings seem to have been averaged *across* sites. 1 sensor for 1000s of sq. miles of the US? I don't think so.

Double whammy: The music tax based on deep packet inspection

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If Dettica and DPI is the answer

You know they have *got* to asking the *wrong* question.

And what's with "former" spook outfit.

They still seem hand in blouse with GCHQ (and the meglamanical "Mastering" the Internet) and are owned by that bastion of transparency BaE Systems ("Bribes, what bribes? Saudi slush fund? You're speaking a foreign language. la la la I can't hear you.").

EU boffins aim to reinvent the hard disk

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A modest proposal. Rename inches

Merkins.

The US is IIRC one of *three* countries world wide which still *officially* accept the Imperial system of units (stuff this "English engineering" nonsense. They are the Imperial units of the Britsh Empire. If they don't like the name either suck it up or go metric. Russia, China and India seemed to have somehow managed to do so).

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@hugh

People have predicted the end of disk storage since at *least* the late 70s. Magnetic bubble Memories wer 50% *bigger* than state of the art 64kb chips of the time, faster than HDD, zero static power more compact etc.

Of course almost no one could grow the GGG substrate defect free and the lithography of the permalloy was *right* at the edge of the state of the art (mutterings that X-ray lithography would solve that problem)

Didn't happen.

Find out how *many* layers need to be aligned to deposit a recording layer on a disk.

Then do the same for your favorite SSD fabrication process.

*When* you can deliver a solid state storage device with the same or *close* to the same number of layers as a magnetic disk, with *reasonably close performance to one, *then* you might have a chance.

Coalition spends £3.75m on ContactPoint

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@common

"I like your asterisks they are very pretty"

Do you really think so. How flattering. However in recognition that they may have put your eyes off reading the text I'll leave them out for this post.

Try reading para 3 again, ignoring the asterisks.

Actually most of my post was a series of comments and questions. My comments about 18 Y.O.'s on work experience is simply my experience of who normally gets ordered to do such work.

Yes the procedure you outline seems very thorough (and quite expensive).

If they are adhered to.

If someone takes responsibility (IE they are paid to do so) for the work.

As I said, the cheapest way to "administer" a database which is going to be dumped is not to keep feeding it.

"in the meantime there are statutory responsibilities,"

Local authorities have many such. It's my experience they have a substantial lattitude on exactly which ones they pursue more or less vigorously.

" get a life."

I think there should have been a full stop there. You appear to be taking this personally. I recall a comment from the book "Peopleware," roughly "When you view an attack or criticism of a project you're involved with as a personal attack on you perhaps you should think about why you feel that way and recognize your drives have been aligned to the projects goals by your manager."

Don't take it personally. I strongly doubt the outfit that pitched and sold it never did. It was just another way to suck a big bag of cash off an IT illiterate government on its last legs.

Now I'm off to enjoy that life you suggested I get.

TTFN.

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@Common

Yes my first thought was indeed WTF, £1.25m/month

Thank you for reminding the database covers *ALL* UK children which is about 2 *orders* of magnitude larger than I was mentally picturing. Thumbs up for the reminder.

However I find it *very* hard to believe they have achieved *full* population of the database. The management (and I'm damm sure it's outsourced, my memory was Capita but I'm sure it'll be one of the usual suspects, or a gang of them) should have factored in this one off initial loading as part of their set up project. I'd thought one of the point of a *centralised* database was the economies of scale handling everything in 1 data centre.

As for on-going maintenance it would seem councils could start saving money *now* by *not* entering any more data on this.

BTW what point was it going to be the responsibility of *actual* social workers, teachers and doctors to update these records and not some bulk data entry task handed over to some 18 YO on work experience?

Thinking on CP again (such an unfortunate acronym, so easily mistaken for other things in this area) the phrase from the DPA about "Proportionate to need" and "Not excessive" come to mind.

I'd love to know *who* proposed the shift from children at *risk* to *every* child. The con-tractors say "Well it's only a *little* more expensive to put them all on," civil servants with "it would be really handy (for us) if you could," of the relevant Labor minister with "We must start to get a clean feed into the NIR."

Part of me can *just* about justify a narrow function, limited data, limited access, central repository for this information.

In reality it looks like trusting *all* parties to leave it at *that* was like giving a junkie the keys to a pharmacy and *hoping* nothing bad will happen.

The cheapest, most *accurate* database is the one that is *never* built in the first place. All governments collect a hell of a lot of data *multiple* times. They should learn to make *much* better use of it (and I don't believe that means ID cards), *provided* the process of *correcting* an error in the process is as quick and effective as the initial sharing.

Thumbs down to this expensive, grossly over scoped and (I suspect) very insecure fiasco.

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£1.25m /month

Do Crapita charge by the *record*?

Because what "maintenance" tasks require *that* kind of money over that timescale?

New hardware. What for? It's due to be shut down

Further software development. Well I thought it's core functions were *already* developed. What would this be for. It's due to be shut down

Governments have either *no* experts in contract negotiation or do not *use* those they have and the con-tractor has taken them for a ride.

Yet again.

Blighty's stealth robojet rolls out a year late

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Fail

Save c £41m by spending c£253m to "revert" the Chinooks *back* to an early spec?

There's no fail like an MoD fail.

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Oh God, I *really* hate to say this

Less than a 15% overspend and 1 year late in delivery is *not* bad by UK defense project standards.

IIRC El Reg covered a report that said average over schedule was about 5 years (can't recall percentage over budge but I think it was 200%, IE 3x original "Estimate").

But I will be b&@@£$d If I'll say well done for that.

Here's the *real* question for *any* defense hardware.

What are the *export* sales prospects?

No export sales means (once again) *one* customer, the good old UK MoD.

BaE is a *commercial* outfit. Talk of the UK Govt's "Golden" share preventing foreign ownership and relocation to abroad (IE the US) aside So what?

They play the "You *must* support us. It's in British interests, we're British, British jobs are at risk " BS *over* and *over* again. They have not thought twice about dumping UK staff when it suits them. UK Civil Servants *wanted* a "National champion," they got one. It had rode roughshod over them ever since.

UK Commentards. Ask yourself this question. If WWIII started tomorrow ( in the best doomsday scenario you can't see doomsday coming) who would be the enemy? Would there be time to *build* new aircraft in the way that losses in the Battle of Britain were replaced? Would there be *no* one the UK could buy arms off of at short notice? What does bank rolling the UK arms biz (or basically BaE, I'd guess the rest is <10% of all of the stuff BaE has its sticky little fingers in) buy UK PLC?

I doubt *strongly* that there will *ever* be another world war where *every* side will retain national level arms mfg capability. if the war got to *that* scale *all* sides would be nuclear capable and it probably would escalate to that conclusion. The alternative will be multiple conflicts leaving most of the world at peace and running long enough to buy stuff in.

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@Adam Salisbury

"When the merkification is complete we'll just have useless, overpriced, imported crap instead."

Only problem with this.

Merkins reckon BaE is French, hence *very* skeptical stuff passed to them won't end up in the "wrong" hands.

Child protection campaigners claim hollow victory over Facebook

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But it makes Jimbo feel *so* good.

That is all.

The excuse for this was a girl murdered by a guy pretending to be a teenager.

Teach kids on the internet "Things are *not* what they seem. People tell fibs, exaggerate and generally cannot be trusted without some kind of proof."

Get this. If you're an adult who uses the Internet and does not understand even *vaguely* what can happen prepare for pain. EG Friend having laptop trouble goes to shop saying they don't have AV. Shop muppet "You only go on a few big sites, you don't *need* AV for that." (No that is what was said to a friend of mine in a major PC retailer. My comment was 2 words long. The second was "wit".

If you're a *parent* who knows their children have net access and that's all, prepare for *lots* of pain.

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AC@14:54

"goatse!!!"

Nasty.

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Let's keep this "threat" in perspective

Number of children lured to meeting a stranger through the internet. and molested. Fairly small

Number molested by parents/close relatives/family friends. Lots.

Will this actually save any one?

time will tell.

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This CEOP button icon could get hacked.

Imagine the nightmare scenario as *millions* of FB pages have their re-assuring CEOP button swapped for an image of.......

A cartoon man (thinning hair, old raincoat, stained boots) or (worse yet) a set of male danggly bits.

Children traumatized and in need of years of counseling.

Panic in the streets! The end of civilisation as we know it! Run for your lives!

Hillier appeals to transgender community to save ID cards

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Question for the transgender community

Do you find Meg Hillier appealing?

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@Christoph

"So there was lots of evidence that people really, really wanted those ID cards was there?"

Well there seems *lots* of evidence that Tony Blair wanted them. And he's a person.*

*And it would seem still the only one whose opinion Ms Hillier cares about.

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Is this women infected

with some kind of mind control parasite? Very little else explains here ongoing desperate pursuit of this policy and hugely expensive dog and poiny show.

The support for killing ID cards across 2 parties was enough to get the first coalition in 70 years elected in the UK.

Mine will be the one with the copy of Greg Bear's "Vitals" in the pocket.

Another book "Nulabor" would probably like to emulate had they known about it.

Bendy bike inventor scores design prize win

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Compact and avoids the g factor

"But as a foldable bike for taking on the train it may well be a winner. Cos, let's face facts, those foldable bikes with the tiny wheels are for gimps."

As Sublitaratus put it

What impressed me is that the idea could have been had by *anyone* within at least the last 60 years, but wasn't

Thumbs up to the inventor for ingenuity. Naturally how well it actually works will depend on material quality and production engineering, both to fairly stiff cost limits.

That combination of requirements is what usually finishes UK products.

Reverse engineer extracts Skype crypto secret recipe

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@Criminny Rickets

Not a problem. Lack of knowledge can always be fixed.

I'll look forward to you answering questions I ask about subjects I know little about.

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@Criminnny Rickets

"Let's see, keep the algorithm secret therefore preventing people from breaking it (thus ensuring your system is more secure) or open it to the public and and make it a lot easier for people to crack it and spam your system?"

You appear to know nothing of modern views on how to develop secure cryptography. On the assumption you're not a troll let me explain.

Obscurity means *no* peer review to find potentially *fatal* and *obvious* (to people who do this for a living) errors in the algorithm (EG faults which knock the potential range of output for any given input from a range bigger than the length of the universe to something crackable in less than an hour on a desktop PC). Peer review of the algorithms protecting GSM phone calls would probably stopped the first 2 versions used from *ever* being launched.

AFAIK the number of white hats in this area outnumbers the black hats. For peer review to fail you would need.

*No* white hat to spot the flaw and tell you.

A black hat to spot the flaw.

Black hat to develop exploit or sell on the knowledge of it to someone who will.

OTOH with SbyO you gamble *your* developers are state of the art WRT to some fairly obscure areas of maths and logic and *remain* so to warn you when the algorithm is vulnerable.

Your still left with key generation and key distribution issues (unless you use some kind of public key system) but you have a high degree of confidence in your algorithm that it does not have flaws which will effectively shorten the key length and hence the output space to search.

Security by obscurity worked *so* well for the "Charliecard" mass transit smart card and the Ti and Arizona Semi car remote locking chips. Both mass market, both broken and both fixable in design *had( their designers know something about design principles around cryptographic systems (randomness is *good* . Seeding a random number generator by the time a machine is switched on in the morning is *bad*) or put the planned algorithm out there for people to look at.

SbyO is a *key* part of the "perfect storm" of security fail.

Mass deployment x Vital function (life threatening) x *very* secretive and possessive company x secret algorithm (with *glaringly* obvious flaws) = disaster

BTW Weren't software patents meant to *enable* companies to disclose their brain children safe in the knowledge that others could not use it?

Now you were saying about why SbyO is a good idea....

Australia unbans the internet

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Rule 34

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So who is this Fielding character?

And what will it take to facilitate a change of holder of his seat?

FLYING CAR, full hover, fairly quiet, offered to US Marines

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Fewer people are certified to fly a jet (actually its normally a rocket) pack than have landed on the Moon. Sean Connery isn't one of them.

Max flight time is c15mins, there's no parachute and AFAIK the 1960's era had no autohover to throttle down to compensate for the (rapidly) falling mass, which must have made learning to fly it in the first place quite interesting.

The lunar landing simulator built by Armadillo Aerospace (and the guy behind Castle Wolfstein 3d) is rather safer, lasts longer and runs on Linux, but I'm not sure it's available for er private test flights.

Just remember. You break it. You buy it.

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Watched video.

Part terrifying, part awesome. Such a light and compact rig as well.