* Posts by John Smith 19

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Thanks for all those data-flow warnings, UK.gov. Now let's talk about your own Brexit prep. Yep, just as we thought

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Why? What is it with the tyrannical idea of subjugating everyone to 'our will'?

Because that is (essentially) what successive generations of British governments have thought they had the right to do with the EU despite the facts..

a) The EU is a group of 28 countries.

b) France and Germany were already major economies and were founder members.

c) The UK provides the smallest proportion of all EU bureaucrats. Even Romania provides more.

d) Cameron pulled his MEP's from the Europe wide Conservative grouping so was not plugged in with like minded parties across Europe when he presented his Brexit proposals.

There's having a sense of history and there's having a sense of entitlement that's bordering on the f**king delusional.

British cops told to scrap 'discriminatory' algorithms in policing

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Let me note

Correlation <> causation

Models with (hidden) positive feedback will drive an outcome to an extreme endpoint.

But is "predictive policing" the cause or the effect?

Cause my gut reckons quite a lot of this is due to something like this

Civil liberties groups take another swing at Brit snooping regime in Euro human rights court

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Data fetishism

It's not a sane policy. It's a personality disorder

They want all data all the time. Forever

They don't really know why. They just do.

And they probably are a PPE graduate (but not always).

El Reg eyes up Article 13 draft leak: Will new Euro law give Silicon Valley more power? Some lawyers think so

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Copyright's a good idea *if* it's easily enforcable by individuals

Then it can create more independence for creators.

As for this BS about copyright for 70+ years.

Stop Disney f**king up the legislative process.

For them it's all about the rat.

Fake fuse: Bloke admits selling counterfeit chips for use in B-1 bomber, other US military gear

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No that's not "Upcycling"

That's out and out fraud.

It's like low rent "waste disposal" companies that will get rid of your very complex chemical sludge for cents on the $.

How did you think they do it?

Brexit-dodging SCISYS Brits find Galileo joy in Dublin

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"how about acknowledging that sheer amount of bollocks and lying that went off before"

Starting with Dominic Cummings use of stolen Facebook data (through a third party analytics company) to send tailored lies ads to about 3 million clueless banjos disaffected social media products users that

a) All their dreams would come true if they just voted Leave

b) Their worst nightmares would come true if the UK remained in the UK. Like the whole population of Turkey would come to the UK. (No doubt led by "Boris the Turk" Johnson)

And wheather or not those statements were true (or if they were diametrically opposite in some cases) he did not give a f**k about.

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I think I now see what the "Brexit dividend" is

It'll be in the £Bn alright

But it'll have a minus sign in front of it.

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"There's far more businesses moving to the UK rather than away from it because of brexit"

You have actual evidence of this?

I mean real statistics gathered by impartial observers?

Because there is actual evidence of JLR relocating to Slovakia and BUPA relocating part of its operation to Dublin and Somerset Asset Management (Prop. J Rees-Mogg) setting up a branch in Dublin rather than growing in London

Do tell whose coming to the UK.

I'm a crime-fighter, says FamilyTreeDNA boss after being caught giving folks' DNA data to FBI

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IT Angle

Even better than Google.

They charge the product for their service first

You can tell this is a real 21st century internet company alright.

The only place this guy knows the word ethics from is a dictionary.

Can you get much more "personal" (and sensitive) data than your DNA?

Boffins debunk study claiming certain languages (cough, C, PHP, JS...) lead to more buggy code than others

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One more time.....

Correlation is not causation.

And if you can't even duplicate the results....

As an old IT proverb has it "You can write FORTRAN in any language."

Underfunded HCI startup Maxta hits the buffers as VC cash runs out

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I always smell astroturfing when someone posts AC.

Just saying.

Data flows in a no-deal Brexit are a 'significant' concern – MPs

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" In what sense does that make us a shoe-in to be slotted straight onto it?"

Oh that's easy.

Because the UK is special

At least among its Brexit supporting assorted millionaire back bench MP's, media tycoons and businessmen of uncertain wealth sources who are sooo keen on this.

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"a slap round the back of the head by now for repeatedly trying to fit the square

through the triangle hole."

Yes, the more I see of May's "thinking" the more I get a feeling she on the spectrum for ASD.

Someone one with no empathy with an inability to read people is not exactly what you want in the leader of a country moving toward a colossal s**tstorn.

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"The UK never ceded control on anything, "

True.

And that's such a terrible thing because??

No really, why is that so bad?

Oh, because the UK is not leading such a group?

It's not "more equal" than the rest.

It's not exceptional be it's not "special."

Just keep slurping: HMRC adds two million taxpayers' voices to biometric database

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Because they've got to get that Govt ID card scheme populated somehow.

And clean data for such a very large DB is very hard to come by.

The very thin end of a very long wedge.

I'd say "F**k right off" but that would also be a recording of my voice.

Straight outta Blighty: Readers, if you were a tech billionaire, what would you do?

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"it's not any sane version of any of the originally-agreed models for Brexit. "

You mean there was an actual sane version of Brexit where the UK gets an even better deal with the rest of the EU than the one it's already got (which from the PoV of the other 27 is pretty f**king cushy) and yet stays inside the free market?

And people actually thought the rest of the EU would sign up to that?

Here's my rule.

When bad s**t happens and keeps on happening follow the money.

For those who know "The Night Manager" ask yourself "Who is the real Richard Roper?"

We did Nazi see this coming... Internet will welcome Earth's newest nation with, sigh, a brand new .SS TLD

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One of those things you need to consider if you want to be really global

I sometimes wonder how many databases and bespoke software systems would be easier to use to support international customers if their developers had actually checked what the ISO/UN standards on things like telephone numbers (mobile or landline) are.

2 and 3 letter abbreviations are available, as is telephone number length and IIRC standards for name lengths as well. as opposed to using roll your own homebrew versions.

Nationwide UK court IT failure farce 'not the result of a cyber attack' – Justice Ministry

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"It's not a cyber attack"

They've just exceeded the row limit in the Access database running this PoS.*

*AFAIK the repeated efforts to bring the UK courts system into the 1990's has been ongoing for most of the last 2 decades.

Man drives 6,000 miles to prove Uncle Sam's cellphone coverage maps are wrong – and, boy, did he manage it

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"Surprised that a government department got off their asses* and did something? Yes"

Continue being surprised.

That was a state official working for his state,

The F in FCC stands for Federal

And it's they, lead by their leader "Sweet" Pai that is doing the knuckle dragging.

This is a (small) start to penetrating the Big Telco wall of BS about their supposed Broadband availability (although this doesn't address that) and cell reception (which it does)..

Dear humans, We thought it was time we looked through YOUR source code. We found a mystery ancestor. Signed, the computers

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"They should spend time looking at crowds in major cities."

He's not a neanderthal.

He's just well manscaped.

IBM to kill off Watson... Workspace from end of February

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"systematically crushed to death between IBM's sweaty corporate buttocks."

I'm not sure there is enough mind bleach anywhere to wash that image from my head.

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I didn't use this service

And now I never will.

One day senior management will come up with a strategy for the whole business that makes sense.

I have no idea what that is or when that day will come.

Army had 'naive' approach to Capita's £1.3bn recruiting IT contract, MPs told

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This just means Crapita 'internal' accountants are very good at their job of hiding the loot.

Given that most of what they do is

a) Hold meetings

b) Make Powerpoints

c) Email Powerpoints

IOW they move nothing physical, apart from a consultants backside (unlike a supermarket, where pretty much everything is a physical object), who if they are any good might well be actually a sub contractor (although they will be under strict orders not to say so).

The whiff of the farmyard was very strong in the original statement.

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"..the inside story..epic level of failure to deliver for a future Who Me? special edition."

That sounds like a whole series in itself.

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£26m ""That's close to 100 per cent of the margin on the contract."

Are you f**king kidding me? That's a 2% profit margin.

Tesco's manages 6-8%

I smell saturation levels of bu***hit.

Yes, you can remotely hack factory, building site cranes. Wait, what?

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So "Eagle Eye" was a documentary

That does not inspire confidence.

Security

Yes it does need to be for everything.

Yes it does need to be baked in from the start

No it's difficult to retro fit it later.

Facebooker swatted, Kaspersky snares an NSA thief, NASA server exposed, and more

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Remember it's always "You're hysterical scare mongering"

Until it happens.

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Xterm re-implemented in Javascript.

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

We're talking a binary parsing task. That suggests get a tool to do the heavy lifting and most of the core code generation first.

We're two weeks into 2019, and an email can potentially knacker your Cisco message box – plus other bugs to fix

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It's 2018 and people still can't right protocol handlers properly.*

Under what circumstances should a mal formed message ever attempt to be processed rather than discarded?

Another classic failure of a SW development pattern.

*Hint. If the protocol can be expressed in a state diagram design the core of the handler in an FSA design tool and have it write the actual code.

Just how many message protocols are so complex they need a Turing complete language to handle all the possibilities?

If you've been dying to run some math on a dinky toy quantum computer, IBM may have something for you

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Money is not the issue.

No one knows how to build a quantum computer that's actually a computer in the sense people hear understand the term, IE whose functionality can be changed by changing its programming.

I'm starting to think finite automata may be the way forward. MIT were leading this in the early 00's with their CAM 8 machine, then someone trashed all the data after 1998 (which seems rather strange to put it mildly).

FSA can make very small tiles on an ASIC and have very high density. Their function is governed by a look up table (LUT) much like a single cell in an FPGA but with the proviso it's an SIMD. Like a RISC, it's all down to how good a compiler can compile the task into the LUT, and how often it has to trigger a LUT reload.

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans

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"But you want to know the scary thing.... they'll then use this as an excuse to ban VPNs"

Once again TOTC becomes the thin end of the wedge.

Data fetishists know you just have to shout "But children must be protected from this filth" loud enough, and often enough, for them to get their way.

What they really fear is not the corruption of kiddies.

It's people saying things they don't know about subjects they don't know.

The glorious Brexit uncertainty: The only dead cert on data rules for tech biz in 2019

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As for services..customs officers, border guards, rationing staff, security guards for food

and medicine, undertakers, social welfare clerks, special constables, immigration and custody officers, citizenship police, prison warders, the list goes on."

Quite true.

Now, who's paying for them? Because "Taking back control" is expensive.

Given the taxbase has suddenly shrunk recently.

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"Perhaps we should describe them as little wessexers"

I rather like that*

The term, not the people, who'd I'd cheerfully despise, starting with Johnson.

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So what businesses are coming *to* the UK following Brexit, in preference to the EU?

"Streaky" claimed this another thread but never actually named one. Any one.

Purveyors of offshore tax havens? Estate agents to Russian oligarchs and gangsters?

I'm curious what the UK has to offer now its being unplugged from the rest of the EU single market (especially in services, which the City of London deals quite a lot in).

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"So we should cancel A50 and negotiate from this better position. "

Half of that sentence is quite sensible, although it would be political suicide for T. May

The other half are the thoughts of a delusional f**kwit.

I'll leave people to work out which side of the sentence I think is which.

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"that the initial impact of no deal Brexit will be as devastating as...."

Nice qualification of "initial," Mr AC. A nice little verbal get out clause.

My prediction of Brexit was that within 2 years the number of people who would admit in public they voted Leave would be less than the number who admitted voting for British Fascism in the 1930s on VE night.

But it seems people are starting to go anonymous already.

One things for sure. The UK (and it's citizens) will find out which side was the bigger bu***hiters in the referendum. The only thing I'll guarantee is that Somerset Asset Management will do rather well.

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"Brexit relatives' main reason for voting Leave..reduce immigration - from..Indian subcontinent. "

Funny, many of the British Asians I've talkted to voted Leave to increase it.

Isn't it handy how Facebook lets you tell two different groups two completely different messages to support exactly the same course.

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"so many of those that voted leave -- are retired and so won't..be doing any entrepreneur-ing."

True.

And quite a few of them died over the last 2 years (something over plus people died in the UK since 2016).

Of course repeated Conservative governments have put a "Triple lock" on cutting pensions, mainly because they know pensioners actually vote, unlike the yoof, who've become convinced that "It's all a con, doesn't change anything blah blah."

Naturally it never occurred to them to wonder who pays those pensions, and how the number of people who pay the taxes that fund them will change (or shrink) post Brexit.

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"We got the Brexit we deserved, not the brexit we wanted"

And you were never going to get it, because the brexit you voted for was a blank sheet of paper.

That's all it was. A blank sheet of paper that has now been filled in.

That way Dominic Cummings (the "Career psychopath" as David Cameron called him) could tell each group of (potential) Leave voters whatever story they wanted to hear (once Cambridge Analytica had provided the necessary data to create those stories).

Because he knew that actually offering a plan would be so divisive to all the different Conservative sub tribes that it would tear the Leave campaign apart. Which it now seems to be doing.

New Horizons probe reveals Ultima Thule is huge, spinning... chicken drumstick?

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Headmaster

If the name means "Furthest object"

Will it have to be renamed when NH has an encounter with something further away, because it no longer will be.

I'm thinking of the two competitive laboratories where one gave a lecture on "High Vacuum" and the Director of the other asked "Can be give a lecture on 'Higher Vacuums'? "

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"(and a bigger booster)."

I'm pretty sure it wasn't

The launch film shows an Atlas V with a bunch of smallish SRB's on the base but the Voyagers were sent on 2 Titan's with monster SRB's

Looking up the on orbit masses NH was about 65% of either Voyager (I'd guessed it was smaller)

So it looks like the big thing was the trajectory plan (especially Jupiter)

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10 years to get to Pluto? Seems much faster than the Voyagers

Which may just be the fact you can pack a lot more science in a lot smaller weight.

I note also the shift in technology. From 4bit parallel/18 bit serial processors with custom instruction sets to rad hard but OTS processors.

Let us hope it keeps going for a long while yet.

Staff sacked after security sees 'suspect surfer' script of shame

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The ladies started surfing porn around 15 years ago, and are now (roughly) equal to the men.

Equality.

It's not just for the good things of human nature, like pay.

Bored IT manager automates Millennium Eve checks to ditch snoozing for boozing

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"if you haven't automated ALL THE THINGS as much as possible. That's what a computer's for,.. ."

I'd agree, but I'm not sure how many supposed SysAdmins (especially in SME's) are up to the job.

They are either unfamiliar with what's available or think the stuff they have to process too variable in structure, so any automation would be too fragile to cope with variations.

You're right though. Boring, repetitious s**t is exactly what computers were built for.

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Handy stuff this automation.

One day much routine IT will automated*

*About the time most offices go paperless for good.

An upset tummy and a sphincter-loosening blackout: Lunar spaceflight is all glamour

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"Borman was jettisoning his lunch from both ends"

That certainly evokes a certain image. Not a fun experience inside multiple layers of pressure suit.

Whose feeling in zero g I cannot imagine.

Silicon Valley CEO thrown in the cooler for three years, ordered to pay back $1.5m for bullsh*tting investors

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Re: Bigger Fraud is Safer

Tell that to Bernie Madoff*

*What a great name for a fraudster. I had real trouble not pronouncing it as Bernie Made Off.

It's a Christmas miracle: Logitech backs down from Harmony home hub API armageddon

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WTF?

"Harmony" ? Are you f**king kidding me?

It's 2018 and mfg are still fitting "hidden" API's to their hardware.

Either the system needs these calls to run properly (so why are they hidden?) or they don't, so why was any effort spent in writing them in the first place?

Or was it they didn't mind writing them, but they did mind doing the security testing for them (and then the re-writes if they failed)?

Possibly a late entrant for the worst named consumer product of 2018.

IBM: Co-Op Insurance talking direct to coding subcontractor helped collapse of £55m IT revamp project

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"the insurer appeared to be attempting to include "costs incurred in reliance upon a counter-party"

Sounds like the bean counters are trying to include potential profits to be generated by the (expected) increase in performance of the system.

Rather like when a certain gambling den investment bank had it's whole currency dealing operation taken off line when someone had dropped a spanner across two phases of the buildings 3ph supply. They were moved in first (to a small office block) that was being refurbished because the poor darlings didn't like to have their routines disrupted. Sueballs flew through the air that day.

It'll also be interesting to know if this would have fixed the (alleged) bug in the car insurance quote generation system that let salesman magically move prospects from some crime ridden inner city hell hole to rural Perthshire (or some equally safe place to park your vehicle) and which (allegedly) lead to the phasing out of many (all?) of their direct sales staff. No doubt this alleged bug was unknown to senior sales staff of the time.

Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail…

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If you want to know what the term "Data fetishist" means....

See article.

It really is a personality disorder.

And it's one the C-suite of most large tech companies are prone to.