* Posts by John Smith 19

16330 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Stop saying 'Cyber Pearl Harbor,' RSA boss pleads

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Re: Cuber Purl Hurbor

"> a transactional risk engine based on feedback from 50 billion data points

WTF does that shite even mean?"

Hire a con-sultant and I'm sure they will tell you for a modest fee.

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"completely unmitigated disaster/surprise that the black hats are tweeting "tora tora tora!" )."

Careful now.

Tweeting something like that could get you 20 years.

Look out! Peak wind is coming, warns top Harvard physicist

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Re: Why not just build a solar panel that covers half the world....

"To me the most obvious problem with this solution, besides the outrageous cost, is what would happen if this multi-megawatt death ray misses it's intended target? "

The power level for that "death ray" as you call it was set to be about the leakage power level of a microwave oven. The system needs a unit on the receiving end to focus the beam and de-focuses if it drifts off. The focussed beam is still about 2km square and was designed to allow people to stand underneath it.

Microwave converters run around 95%+ efficient but sunlight -> AC conversion is around 70%. BTW above c800Km altitude the system generates 24/7.

Voted down because you were ignorant enough to make the comment without a few minutes (or even check the ElReg) to find out the real story.

Linus Torvalds in NSFW Red Hat rant

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Re: Quite frankly.....

"@kb - so what you are saying is that in spite of the millions and millions of legitimate licenses that M$ sells in a year, those of us in IT would have to suffer thru SecureBoot because M$ is worried about a few percent being pirated? "

He is.

"The whole PC industry shouldn't be borked just because M$ is losing a few percent of sales. "

It's not like they have not done this before.

"We've already had to bend over and kiss our own asses for years to keep M$ happy."

And MS see no reason why you the mark customer should not continue to do so.

"Not all of us are total M$ whores, some of us have real work to do on these toy computers."

But you're not using a copy of their OS to do it.

The bald turkey dancer hates that.

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"If the glass has heavy metal in it then it blocks UV."

I did not know this.

I thought window glass was UV opaque but it's mostly sodium, calcium and potassium oxides, all of which I'd describe as "light," rather than say Iron or Lead (handy for windows on radioactive stuff).

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Re: Carlsberg? Eww! (was: Quite frankly.....)

"intentionally infected with Methyl Mercaptin,"

WTF.

That's the stuff they spike natural gas with so people will notice a leak promptly.

Obama cybersecurity order mandates better information sharing

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"My greeting home was a privilege previously only permitted for my wife, a complementary scrotum squeeze by a TSA agent."

Does anything make you feel quite like a suspect in your own country than that little greeting?

And remember, it's complementary, it's not free (whose paying for the TSA?)

TBF The question I've always wondered about DHS is as it was built (AFAIK) from 24 separate agencies, how do they even decide where to hold the office Christmas party?

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Welcome to the state of fear.

Note there has been no significant terrorist activity in the US since 2001.

Worried about budget cuts?

McAfee dumps signatures and proclaims an (almost) end to botnets

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"Taking bets on how long that will take to bite him in the ass. I reckon less than 6 months."

I bid 6 weeks, but I think that's generous, but when it's discovered is another matter

For the successful cracker (who keeps it secret) this is the perfect target.

The sense of smug complacency that will set in could allow them to establish the biggest botnet the internet has ever seen. OK that's a bit of hype but certainly quite large.

I've heard this "It's uncrackable" spiel a few times. A classic was the SKy digital TV encryption system.

The channel coding remains (AFAIK) unbroken with a 2048bit PKA key.

The cards were not. Giving free TV channels to those in the know.

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Re: There's only one thing I miss in McAfee's security products ...

"... the ability to deinstall them, quickly, easily, completely, and cleanly."

A "feature " they seem to share with Norton.

Less an installation, more an infection.

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Has anyone considered what it *really* takes to go completely malware free?

Obtain multiple Linux distributions.

Select apps and kernel source code you want to run. Avoid ones that require a virtual machine running on top of the hardware.

Cross reference across versions to locate any changes between them IE potential trap doors. Do this with 2 different comparison tools to avoid one that's fixed to ignore trapdoor code if it receives a specific marker, or code your own. You'll do this for any future apps you load.

Define new processor architecture with opcode bit patterns chosen at random (to prevent guessing if samples of your object code fall into the wrong hands) and implement it. For extra obfuscation make it a stack architecture running an unusual bit length.

Hack code generators for the apps and kernel languages you're going to compile.

Re-build kernel & apps to new architecture & install on system.

Change delete any default accounts/passwords. Set up low privilege working account(s) where you do most of your work, view your p0rn etc.

Change default router password and set router to ignore all calls from the internet to your address (so you're invisible except to your ISP). Disable universal plug and play (and most other things).

Congratulations. You should be malware free and anything that gets into your system (infected email attachment?) will have no way to execute. Like a border post backed by a 1000 Km of desert. Anything that gets in will die.

Now how many of you are paranoid enough to actually implement this strategy?

Open source port-a-thon brings Ubuntu to more phones, tablets

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"At least, when installed on a Galaxy Nexus, it can make phone calls and send SMS (and receive them) "

Some say this is the iPhone's less developed ability.

"enough different hardware so getting it ported to as much hardware as possible is a sensible way to find issues early and fix them."

Agreed provided they get on the case and fix it.

"I for one am very interested to see how quickly they will get to something usable as I need a new phone :-)"

Not tempted to dev/port an app or two to the UI yourself?

That is the point. This is a dev version. I don't think they seriously think anyone is going to dump their current phone OS and flash a copy of this on there.

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Re: There's a storm coming-

"I have Ubuntu running on Android running on my Nexus One and it runs like a dog, a dog that's been shot in the leg, no, two of it's legs."

Let me see if I have this correct.

You have Ubuntu running apps running on top of Android.

And it runs kind of slow.

Had you complained about it's UI fair enough but you don't seem to understand what the word "replacement" means.

Perhaps you should look it up.

Elon Musk: 'Fudged' NYT article cost Tesla $100m

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some other quotes from the article

Here recreated

" The key issue is not the car itself, but the location of charging stations, since the Tesla (TSLA) battery pack is good for only 270 miles.

The most scary part of the trip: the 200 miles between charging stations in Newark, Del., and Milford, Conn. That's not a lot of cushion, especially after I missed an exit adding a few miles to that leg"

" Tesla has a load of instructions to maximize battery power, and I think I followed them pretty well.

I kept the cruise control pegged to between 60 and 65 much of the way, and kept the climate control at 72 degrees. I minimized stops. "

"sitting in the middle lane, I was keeping up with traffic. I certainly didn't feel out of place -- except for the fact that I wasn't burning any gasoline....I certainly didn't feel out of place"

"But as I drove into Connecticut, I realized something amazing. Not only did I have enough battery range left, I had plenty. I had at least 40 miles -- more than an entire Chevy Volt's worth of electricity"

"In the end, I made it -- and it wasn't that hard....The weather for mine was about 10 (F?) degrees warmer. And I did mine in one day; the reviewer from the Times split it into two. "

" it would be even easier if Tesla would install one of their fast-charging Superchargers along the New Jersey Turnpike."

"Tesla's working on that, spokeswoman Shanna Hendricks said. "

"But I didn't have to take it that easy, which is good because the Model S provides a pretty amazing mix of smooth and silent performance along with brain-squishing acceleration."

DHS bigwig 'adamantly opposed' to degree fetishism

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Lots of bear pits here.

So you don't have a degree but 10 years experience.

10 years experience of different stuff or 1 years new stuff done 10 times over?

You didn't follow a curriculum.

Do you know what areas you don't know enough about that can bite you on the ass?

What are you doing about them?

Those last 2 are critical. Self taughts cover the stuff that interests them but can miss the stuff the that does not ("So what if all my variables are 2 characters long. I get bored typing." Bring them back to the code 6 months later and I guarantee it'll be "who wrote this PoS code?")

But really. Set up a test server/network and see if they can break into it or find/fix the (relatively) obvious security fails you've put in the set up.

Do you want someone who can tell you how good they are (even if they are rubbish) or someone who is good, wheather or not they are articulate enough to convince the suit from HR?

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Re: On the other hand...

"...if you were a small business owner attempting to expand, would you want somebody who may have only adequately self-taught themselves running critical operations?"

Typically that is the owner, or their friend/child/sibling.

With very mixed results.

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Re: Which country is the degree from?

"Would you trust a security expert from a Chinese college?"

Probably not.

But I hear the University of Lagos is very good.

Climate scientists link global warming to extreme weather

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People have *thought* there should be some link

But now someone had gone out and found one.

Good work.

Yes the global weather system is damm complicated.

But as long as we don't throw up our hands and go "It's all in $deity's hands, who knows what will happen next" and actually do some science we might get more certainty and fewer surprises.

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Re: Cooling!

"The past four winters here in Europe and North America have been among the coldest on records.. Not much global warming here... Cooling is more like it."

The term is extreme weather.

As in end-of-the-stops hot or cold.

I used to be an Oracle DBA ... but now I'm a Big Data guru

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Re: Stumbling around in the dark

"The 8 worst predictive modeling techniques"

Now how many of these are GCHQ going to deploy in their new find-a-terrorist system?

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Re: Have BS, will travel.

"I wish you were more wrong, I asked a good number of people if there were yet any qualifications they'd respect in this field and the response was entirely negative, so it's the standard model of buzzwords and random interview questions."

Oh that was just my experience of recruitment agency SOP. One of the best recruitment experiences I ever had was on an employer 2nd interview when they put me in a room with a login, a work description, the language manuals and told me they'd be back in 2 hours. It runs. I'm in.

Of course for that to work management has to understand what they want in the first place.

I'd agree with other posters it's not the size of any single database table, it's the cross-referencing (across multiple tables/databases/sites/clouds). ETL on the grand scale.

Not to mention the contents of Damian-in-Marketing's spreadsheet which hold the (very secret) weightings for how to spot a sure fire prospect from a tire kicking time waster.

And then there's all that "unstructured" data from fapbook (and possibly myspunk) you want to snaffle off the kiddies before they wise up....

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Have BS, will travel.

Highly entertaining but also informative.

Sadly the dumbos who feel they need this (PHB has been on a conference) will probably hire an agency that will run a keyword search on their CV bank and find the people with the best engineered CV in this area.

Who will probably be some of the least equipped players to actually do it, prompting the first (next?) round of "XXXX's Big Data project goes titsup" headlines.

Let the games begin.

HP's ElitePad 900 now so elite, you've probably not heard of it

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I too would think a lack of LAN/USB/SDmemory support

Might make it a bit difficult to use in a business environment.

Actually my assessment would be more along the likes of "Are you f**king kidding me?"

Razzie voters drive stake through Twilight

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Adam Sandler was robbed

I thought "That's my boy" looked a perfect opportunity to showcase his skills (for picking and/or funding really s**t movies).

He should have gotten so many more.

<sigh>

Hands-on with Ubuntu's rudimentary phone and tablet OS

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Re: Can you actually make calls on it?

"Is it, in fact, actually a phone?"

It's claimed to be an OS for "smartphones" but as people have said of the iPhone it's not very good for making calls.

I don't want a lifestyle. I just want to be able to punch a number and get connected to the person I'm calling.

Anywhere above ground (and preferably some way below) in my service providers alleged coverage area.

A v 0.1 UI is not necessarily a problem for an apps developer. But a 0.1 API is hence my comment about the frequent updates needed to get this into shape.

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So its a developer version. Can you actually make calls on it?

Just a thought.

Linuxes have update managers. I'd guess there should be many incremental updates on this provided Umbuntu are on the case of course. This is clearly a long way from being fully cooked.

As for this "Google is Linux" line that was forked off some time ago.

Toshiba boffins claim battery life boost with SRAM tweaks

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CMOS SRAM has always done rather well on standby power needs

Microamps rather than milliamps.

Density not so good.

Good to see people still working on this.

Bouncing into Norks any time soon? At least you'll get 3G

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Sales "opportunity" for Dettica

Who seem quite keen on selling their spyware to anyone with a bank balence.

Privacy warriors slam MEPs over 'corporate-friendly' data law rewrite

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So hand the data to a 3rd party and you can do whatever you like with it.

What can possibly go wrong with such a plan?

Turkish tattooists test talent with QR code ad

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"Virtual shelves"

Now that is a smart use of this tech. Thumbs up for clever idea.

Now, what sort of quality and price should you expect from Tesco South Korea?

Google reveals Glass details in patent application

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So Google want to patent "HUDs"

With a classic everything-but-the-kitchen-sink patent listing every conceivable implementation method.

Well let's see, I've got Vernor Vinge (A Deepness in the Sky) Charles Stross (Accelerado, Glass House, Halting State) and Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash for the direct laser write on retina display tech.

I note that Frank Herbert said the TV periscope he described in The Dragon in the Sea made the idea unpatentable.

And I'll be there are a number of much earlier references as well.

4G in the UK? Why the smart money still says 'Meh'

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Bad coverage, crap battery life - but at least it's really expensive

So just like when 3g came out really.

Back then I heard of one fellow who got 2 handsets so he could demonstrate this new fangled video calling.

The UK 3G auction was apparently planed with lots of theory to structure it and was a triumph of the Broon Treasury. IE It got the govt a lot of money.

Perhaps the Osborne team should have factored in the companies were on a learning curve and no one wants to look like they over paid for a huge asset twice

Clarkson: 'I WILL find and KILL the spammers who hacked me'

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Re: If I was going to be hunted down by a celebrity assassin

"Oooooh! Now you've done it...

ginger women and trifle...

ginger women WITH trifle....

ginger women COVERED with trifle....

all that jelly, and cream, and goodness knows where the sponge fingers go......"

Oh behave

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Let's face it why go after someone with no followers

When you can go after someone with 1.3million instead.

As others have pointed out beware who you let have update privileges on your account.

I shall be tweeting on this later. *

*When I get a twitter account.

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Re: If I was going to be hunted down by a celebrity assassin

"'Former Dr Who actress Karen Gillan, who played Amy Pond in the series, was stung by a similar diet-pushing spambot. She did not respond to the intrusion with threats on the lives of the perpetrators."

Beware angry ginger women.

They are not to be trifled with.

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Jeremy Clarkson's twitter account has been subverted.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That is all.

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Re: Oh Good Grief...

"So, yeah, it's Clarkson. He's a bit of a gobsh!te, plays up his anti-environment, right-of-centre persona to the hilt and is a popular target for the PC, right-on and left-of-centre brigades - many of whom seem to get themselves rather hot under the collar by taking him far too seriously and literally."

That doesn't bother me.

His standing invite to the Rupert Murdoch party makes me.

It suggests the amiable old misogynist buffoon is merely the surface veneer for someone much nastier.

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Re: Burn him!

"Frankly, I would have him shot. I would have him taken outside and executed in front of his family."

You could fill a book with some of Clarkson's more provocative prose.

In fact I think he has filled several.....

Modestly priced and available through Amazon I believe.

Boffins use DVD burner to scale graphene supercapacitors

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A very neat hack.

I'm wondering if the disk spins while it's being written?

I suspect at least part of the "supercapacitiance" is the fact the layer is 1 atom thick and so could be stacked to give a high capacitance level on that basis.

Thumbs up not so much for the technique as the implementation on hardware that does not need a vacuum chamber and a couple of $m to buy.

Boffins spot Luna-sized exoplanet

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Staggering

An object the size of the Moon from 210 light years away.

This seems a pretty big improvement from nothing below a Jupiter sized world.

Thumbs up what is robably some very tricky signal processing.

Perfect sex minx calculated from 'deep' probe of X-rated flicks

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Bit surprised on the bra size.

I'd expected a C or D for starters.

Obviously there is a follow on project for male porn stars as well.

How private biz can link YOU to 'anonymised' medical data

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Data protection. Not necessarily for governments

Once again treating your data as their data.

Rid yourself of Adobe: New Firefox 19.0 gets JAVASCRIPT PDF viewer

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I've been trying it.

Seems to work.

Can be a bit slow.

Thumbs up for avoiding Adobe.

Meet the stealthiest UK startup's app Swiftkey - and its psychic* keyboard

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INteresting that something so *apparently* simple is still capable of improvement.

But for a phone application isn't voice recognition the obvious way to go?

Thumbs up for a UK company that seems to have just quietly gotten on with business.

Chip daddy Mead: 'A bunch of big egos' are strangling science

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Separated at birth?

Carver Mead and...

John McAfee

http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Florida/Broward-County-FL/Charles-John-Mcafee.6849678.html

Although Mead has it hands down for his work on sub-threshold transistors and the application of OTS CMOS tech to devices that work like biology.

I've always thought that should have gone much further

Tilera etches '*ss-kicking' 72-core system-on-chip for network gear

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formidible tech

But we're talking what c29W for the cores and what about the rest of the on chip stuff?

Just out of interest is there an assembler as well?

Thumbs up for bringing a seriously different approach to market.

The universe speaks: 'It's time to get off your rock!'

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Re: none of this is new

"Traveling to distant planetary systems is impossible."

No, just highly prohibitive in terms of money, energy and time. There is no law of nature that prevents it happening. The Voyagers are already doing it, but at a very slow pace given the size of the universe.

Would that be one of those "facts" like the assertion by the UK Astronomer Royal that space travel is "Utter bilge"?

Perhaps, because the context of the quote was the proceeding line that "It would cost as much as a major war just to put a man on the moon."

Currently its impossible for someone to start a journey to another star and be alive at arrival.

But more technological progress has been made since (roughly) the mid 19th century than the previous 18 centuries combined.

Things change.

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Re: I happened to mention this issue...

"Anyone who wants to address defences against meteorites will have to address this attitude first..."

For a lot of people space is a prgramme, not a place.

But as it is a place, stuff can come from there as easily as it goes to there (actually it's rather easier).

Journo says Elon Musk apologized for Tesla battery fiasco

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Re: logs don't lie

"The data on the Tesla blog clearly proves Broder is a lying scumbag."

I'd qualify that and say they appear to show that.

But there is no independent chain of evidence one way or the other.

There might be an argument for an independent body to fit some kind of black box to all cars sent on road tests by companies. If anyone complains they take the test out of archive and publish it for everyone to see. All road tests are subjective after all and you're reading the reviewers impression of the vehicle as much as it's detailed handling and driving qualities.

Finding (or forming) a body everybody would trust is likely to be tricky.

Boffins make bio-chip breakthrough

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Re: Impressive.

"he density seems to be 4 bits in a cubic micron (assuming a 2D layer of cells, that would be a feature size of 250 nm -- not too impressive)"

I'll make 2 points.

How many layers of those memory elements can you lay down on a semiconductor chip, not material layers. Actually unified working components?

Because that's pretty much 1 layer (3d chips with multiple layers of logic and/or memory have not worked out well), versus as many as you like with a protein/DNA system. Those DNA layers are likely to be 10-100x thinner than any viable semiconductor layer (which on conventional wafers sits on about a 300-500 micrometre thick silicon layer).

Secondly this is v0.1 technology. It's not got data input and to make proper use of existing data mechanisms (the ribosome) you'd want to store in codons and a double helix with 1 twist giving six bits of storage.

DNA give you volumetric density in way conventional semiconductor processing simply does not.

Changing the mindset to play to its strengths and adapt to its weaknesses will be challenging.