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Boffins' brilliant plan: CONCRETE COMPUTERS

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Amourphous metal

is indeed rapidly cooled (IE 1 million deg/sec) IIRC. Trouble is if the metal gets too warm it reverts to crystals. It's big benefit are the superior magnetic properties of the stuff.

But doing it in concrete is very impressive.

Hot new battery technologies need a cooling off period

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Re: Costs

"Fireless steam has a potential to offer a better outcome. A steam container can be charged quickly (e.g. at the equivalent of a petrol station), It can be insulated to provide storage for overnight even in cold conditions, could potentially be filled at home (even by taking the tank inside if you don't park on a drive),"

True. Modern high temperature plastics could hold up to 200 atm at around 300c. The hardware would be (relatively) mechanically simple and a fair bit of it (like the tank) could be made in fibre reinforced composites, so pretty strong and light. Also direct electric water heating is a very efficient way to boil water.

The trouble is it sounds so completely mad.

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Re: Garages *used* to offer a battery charging service for regular customers.

"But they're expensive, and what benefit do you get from owning them? Why would I want to increase my costs by leasing an extra battery I'm not actually using? It doesn't make sense."

First this would be a lease not an outright purchase. So the company is responsible for handling it at end of life and you don't have to put a big chunk of cash down up front.

Secondly because you signed the contract with the company the battery can't be dropped into anyone else's vehicle unlike the "Calor gas" model described in previous posts.

It's a pretty simple idea for people who keep 2 batteries for their mobile, one in the phone, one on charge.

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Garages *used* to offer a battery charging service for regular customers.

Of course that was when battery chargers were floor standing, chemistry was anything but lead/acid and terminals were of one size and shape.

But if you could get such minimal agreement a garage (which should be able to host 3ph electricity connections) and if open 24/7 offer flexible enough access to make the service viable..

As for the "Calor gas"model. How about leasing two batteries per vehicle, one to run, one to charge.

Since they are leased they are your batteries and their charge retention (or lack of it) is your business and under your control. NO one else can use them.

For people who mostly commute (the vast majority of UK journeys) picking up their freshly charged battery (whatever its shape, size or chemistry) for next week could become as a common as the weekly shopping run to Tesco.

Just a thought.

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Re: Contacts more important than capability.

TL:DR

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Re: The battery is only one part of the problem

"The obvious and easy answer is to use interchangeable battery packs - with the exchange being robotised. I'd imagine the 'Calor Gas' model will be adopted, whereby you pay for the energy and 'borrow' the container. That also solves the problem of batteries failing over time - it's not yours and so you don't care."

This was the plan of that company founded by SAP's ex CEO-in-waiting .

Excellent idea and technologically updateable as the battery tech improves.

Didn't work so well in practice and the company is being wound up.

Stand by for PURPLE KETCHUP as boffins breed SUPER TOMATOES

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As always there is *good* GM and *bad* GM

Good.

Usually done in research labs in developing countries to improve their countries national crops in some way (better drought resistance improved vitamin content to reduce malnutrition) without harming their ability to reproduce. Genes likely to be different varieties of the same species or at most a different plant.

Bad

Done by an agrochemicals company to make it resistant to their (proprietary) brand of fertilizer/herb/insecticide. Genes from everywhere from other plants to jelly fish and sharks (IIRC).

And of course to make them sterile so you have to buy next years seeds from them as well.

If you thought the likes of Microsoft, HP and IBM practiced "Proprietary lockin" you have not seen the scale of agrichemicals.

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Re: And not just any mouse...

"As I recall, the genetic lines of mice and rats used for this sort of thing have effectively been selected because they give "good" results; the poor bastards are fantastically more cancer-prone than their wild brethren."

Yes.

That's sort of the point.

To make them virtually guaranteed to develop a cancer when exposed to a carcinogen. If most of them don't you're fairly sure what you've been feeding them has been protecting them.

Now what is the result if they are just fed ordinary tomatoes.

We gave SQL Server 2012 one year to prove itself: What happened?

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Re: POWER VIEW

"- does not ship without SharePoint which is a major drawback for SQL Server 2012 as not every buisness have or wants to have SharePoint, not only Sharepoint is expensive but also a resource heavy bloatware!!"

You say this like MS are bothered.

Dialog Bluetooth chip boasts battery life of four YEARS

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So what happens when the battery dies?

I just think there are just too damm many batteries that need replacing.

You want to do running shoe data collection? How about a PZ foil generating enough power to send that data.

People have already shown ZigBee (IIRC) keyboard switches that can do this.

AFAIK they will last till they wear out (although I'm not sure if they can generate enough power with the sort of force a touch typist would normally hit them).

Score for the low power but "meh" for need ing batteries in the 1st place.

Forget tax bills, here's how Google is really taking us all for a ride

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I want an alternative email. Problem is...

what I'm willing to pay and what providers want to charge.

25p/year. I'm in.

25p/month Still in.

25p/day. No thanks.

But no ads and no monitoring. I like it.

Note there is a lot to unpack in this article. Google provide a service. But they are notyour friend.

Developer codes VNC-over-GIF tool

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So roughly it sends a *picture* of a (notional) vaule of a gauge, rather than the actual number

Which suggests that for control you'd send back a "picture" of a control dial or a picture of a switch setting.

Handy if you don't have any normal control or monitoring protocol, or perhaps you don't want whose being monitored to know they are being monitored.

Thumbs up for general cleverness.

But I don't know what it's for either.

Iran fingered for attacks on US power firms

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Dangerous business, fingering Iranians

You can't be sure what's under the burka.

Time to be gone, like a worm that has failed to detect an infectable SCADA node.

The Tomorrow People jaunt back to the airwaves

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Re: heroes

"Isn't this this the basic premise of Heroes? Making this yet another reboot"

The Tomorrow People dates from the 70's, make Heroes the re-boot.

Although I'd be surprised if Heroes creator had even heard of it.

Yes it's an anorak.

Tea, Earl Grey, hot! NASA blows $125k on Star Trek 3D FOOD PRINTER

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Re: Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser

"But will it produce something that is "almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea"?"

Probably.

But on the upside they'll have it licked in 3-4 generations.

Now it gets serious: Fracking could RUIN BEER

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Germans, Beer, Purity

This could end very badly.

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Re: True, brewmeisters have filtration equipment installed,

"but why should the onus be on them? Why are the freaking frackers given carte blanche to come in to an area,"

Because in Europe they are not.

Not everywhere is America.

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Re: Kuwait Is Not Sinking

" They just march in and steamroll over objections or just patronize people."

I think you should qualify that with "in America."

Because it was dear ol' Shrub that specifically put in exemptions in the Clean Air and Clean Water acts to allow them to stick it more or less anywhere and pump whatever they wanted down it to open up the pores.

A big thank you to his old oil buddies for their solid (gold) support.

In other countries operators have to be abide by somewhat tighter regulations.

Woolwich beheading sparks call to REVIVE UK Snoopers' Charter

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"Terrorists and Pedos, eh? How about Terrorists VERSUS Pedos? Terrorist Ninjas Vs Pedo Pirates? I think we have a film title here somewhere. Or at least an internet meme...."

IDK. The cover art would probably fall fowl of the cartoon porn law.

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Re: This one isn't going away

"we could just declare everyone in the country is now an MI5 officer. That way everyone will be under MI5 observation. Any terrorists who kill people will be in breach of their employment contract and could be given a disciplinary warning."

Creative and positive.

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9/11/2001 3 planes, c18 terrorists and 4000+ dead.

2013.

2 nutcases and a machete.

Who do you think is winning?

Unless the politicians let them win by falling for this grossly disproportionate and useless law.

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"but if we dont have the snoopers charter and a child goes missing how will you justify that?"

I think that's what the Candian minister asked when their govt tried to pass this rubbish.

"imagine terrorists and pedos working in conjunction. we need to do something before this happens"

Indeed the dream nightmare opportunity scenario that politicians cream worry over.

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Re: This one isn't going away

"However, we seem to have a group of people in politics "

Only partly right.

The reason this BS has persisted through roughly eight sock puppets home secretaries are the group of current and ex senior spooks who want it.

Blunkett, Reid, Smith, May et all are the front persons.

If you've seen Enemy of the State you need to look for the John Voight types.

Who are Thomas Brian Reynolds?

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Re: Human rights? Pfff....

"I also wholly agree that snooping powers will have done nothing to stop this. "

What makes you think that is its purpose?

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Re: We don't need a snoopers charter

"Then they came for me. Fortunately them rounding other people up had bought me enough time to escape."

A very good point.

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Re: Other soldiers @MJI

"I out to point out that I was referring to UK military bases in the UK."

It might have been a very different story had the soldier been carrying a side arm however AFAIK most British troops do not have side arm training and I don't think it's been anything like a common practice (in the UK) since the resolution of the Northern Ireland situation.

It's one of those simple ideas that would have serious consequences.

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Re: Here we go again...

"And anyway, surely they'd only be 'terrorists' if the public permit themselves to be terrorised by their actions. Tell them to get stuffed and just keep calm and carry on."

Excellent point.

In fact it appears only the politicians are being terrorized into talking b**locks about the Snoopers Charter.

Real people recognize you can't stop a couple of random nutters being nutty.

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Re: Here we go again...

"For the hundreds of millions that would be spent enabling the Snopers Charter on the off-chance it might save a couple of lives now and again, "

That's "hundreds of millions" a year to the ISP's.

The amount GCHQ will spend remains a secret.

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Re: Exists already?

"No, you are not reading it wrong as what is being said is largely bollocks. This, for all its tragedy, is not a terrorist act causing mass panic. It was simply some religious nutters out to make a statement and will do nothing to help whatever twisted "cause" they spout."

Damm right.

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Re: With the lad not even buried...

"the political opportunism kicks in."

It does not take much for a data fetishist to break cover and make a grab for the goodies.

Truly they have no shame.

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Re: How?

"Is everybody who supports this charter sure they are squeaky-clean?"

The self righteous are always sure that they are a)squeaky-clean and (fallback) even if some of their behaviour isn't they have a good cause for it, not like the rest of us.

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Re: Your pr0n downloading habits are probably of zero interest to anyone other than Google

"Oh well, it's probably ok to get rid of any right to privacy, because it probably won't be abused. There is no way terror legislation would be used to randomly harass people, probably."

Indeed.

RIPA used to find out what schools catchment area a couple live in. Unthinkable.

Freezing terrorist assets applied to coucils who deposited cash into Icelandic banks. Ridiculous.

So you want to be a contractor? Well, here's how it works

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Re: I met a women contractor on my first developer job out.

Oops, that really should have been a "woman" contractor. Yes it really has taken me this long to notice. To explain.

Nature had played a little trick on her.

By nature she was a small, mousy haired rather timid character.

Hidden inside a tall, rather statuesque blonde.

SAP in search of autistic software engineers who 'think different'

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Re: I don't know whether or not I have any degree of Autism

"For example, given a choice of writing 'El Reg' or 'The Register', I'll always choose the latter because I fear there may be some unwritten rule regarding use of the former that I'll break. "

That's not a sign of being on the Autism spectrum.

That's called "Being English."

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I think some prefer the term "neurodiverse"

And some companies who do this had better watch their backs.

Some of that "thinking differently" applies to how badly they react to being treated as idiots come financial reward time.

'Leccy car biz baron Elon Musk: Thanks for the $500m, taxpayers...

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Re: Note that difference *loan* (with interest) versus old car maker (2nd or 3rd) bailout.

"I tip my hat to you, Pirate Dave. At long last we have a strong challenger to Eadon for El Reg's "Tool of the Year" award. I have complete faith that you are up to the task."

Eadon, Matt Bryant and Pirate Dave all have a number of Tool like qualities but none have made my ignore list as they (infrequently) have made valid points, on certain subjects.

There is one however whose comments I have found completely ignorable without any sense of lost viewpoint or useful information.

A sort of "Universal tool" if you will. But to name them is to honour them and they don't deserve that either.

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Note that difference *loan* (with interest) versus old car maker (2nd or 3rd) bailout.

And note investors put their money where their mouths are and bought a chunk of Tesla.

It does not look like anyone was queuing up to be more shares of either Ford or Chrysler.

So the US taxpayers government puts out a load of cash and gets it be back with interest.

I'd call that thumbs up.

Prenda lawyers miss sanctions deadline

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Better confiscate their passports.

Let's see.

They are lawyers who.

Mfg porn to entrap.

Hide their ownership so it's not obvious they are both lawyers and their own client.

Forge documents.

Lie to the court

Have not coughed up court set charges when told to.

How soon before they all have to attend an "Important legal seminar" in some non extradition country and then decide to have an "extended holiday" there? And you can bet that if they did they'd set up shop there and start this b**locks all over again.

US power grid the target of 'numerous and daily' cyber-attacks

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*Why* would they do any more than the statuory minimum?

It's the distribution grid, not any single power plant. There is only one.

So if it falls over the US taxpayer government will pick up the bill because this is also "too big to fail."

Now if there were incentives to improve that would be a different story. I'm talking fines equal to a % of gross profit.

Otherwise it will be a case of "They'll get their power back, eventually."

But if Congress legislates (what Obama has already agreed in principle) the industry will whine explain it will make them "uncompetitive" and "reduce their power to compete in world markets".

Fairphone goes on sale to all

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In cynical mode....

So 4999*325 = 1624 675 euros

Sorry guys we didn't make the target so we're going to have scrub the plan.

Why yes that is a copy of the original version of the "The Producers" in my pocket.

Springtime for Hitler, and Germany. Deutschland is happy and gay..

AMD's three new low-power chips pose potent challenge to Intel

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45Kwh ? Battery tech just jumped a couple of orders of magnitude.

Or perhaps your sub editing needs some sub-editing?

SCADA security is better and worse than we think

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"Hey Gerald, check out this great pix"

But surely no random stranger could know that's my name (and I'm the operator of major sewage works)

It must be from a mate of mine.

Wrong.

The bunker at the end of the world - in Essex

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"p.s does anyone remember the other series that was on tv of a dad built a bunker in his house and tricked the family into thinking nuclear war had started? eventually the kids found out it hadnt at all and thats how it ended.."

I think you're thinking of a one off TV play. Possibly with Sheila Hancock in it.

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OMG. A Marconi radar *more* efficient than planned.

Sadly IIRC the air defense computer system was a complete balls up.

Soylent Corporation prepares to DEFEAT FOOD

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Re: The day of wonders!

"I can now put an E-CAT into my Moller's Skycar and fly in the skies for days on end, sustaining myself on Soylent alone!

Verily, today is the day of wonders!"

And they say Russians have no sense of humour.

Quality work.

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Mmmmm. Bacon.

The final frontier (for synthetic glop).

I'm off to my nearest sleazy cafe for a sandwich.

EU boffins in plan for 'more nutritious' horsemeat ice cream

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"a Russian company specialised in production of protein-enriched food stuffs"

Well lets face it that grass based porridge they developed for the gulags was a bit bland.

Mind you I think (with a bit of clever marketing) it would have made an excellent slimming aid .

"Developed by a top team of NKVD nutritionists this product will aid weight loss as part of a 10 year prison sentence."

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"Soylent Green anyone?"

I think we've have quiteenough of that for 1 day thank you.

Irish deputy PM: You want more tax from Apple? Your problem, not ours

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"Next step warn the Dutch to mend there ways otherwise we will do SFA about global warning and watch the clog wearers drown when sea levels do rise.

As for the rest the Channel Islands, Caymans etc surely they are small enough to literally wipe off the map one small Nuke each. Bit hard to claim your headquarters are a radioactive part of the ocean."

You are Dennis Leary and I claim my prize.

"Why? Because we got the bombs. 2 words. Nuclear f**king weapons."

Embedded systems vendors careless says Metasploit author

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What gets me is a lot of this stuff sounds *very* easy to get right

And once got right to simply replicate in your next project.

And the project after that.

I wonder if these developers would pay more attention (or any attention) if their home systems got invaded?

Just incredibly sad.