* Posts by John Smith 19

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UK govt snubs Intel, seeks second-gen AMD Epyc processors for 28PFLOPS Archer2 supercomputer

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The old archer says

"I'm still Awesome"

Experts warn UK court digitisation is moving too fast and breaking too many things

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"three times more time allocated to it for hearing on that day than could possibly be heard."

Also AIUI a popular tactic with the British NHS outpatient clinics.

A British friend was scheduled for one at 9am.

Never saw a consultant before 2pm.

Day totally wasted.

AFAIK this is about closing courts --> reduces costs and basically nothing else.

HP to hike upfront price of printer hardware as ink biz growth runs dry

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I've never not had trouble with an HP printer

Paper sensor f**ked

Cartridges drying out when you need them to work.

Cartridges report near empty when you can hear fluid sloshing around inside them.

Just my personal experience but I had an old Cannon bubble jet that never let me down till some skel stole it.

Here we go again: US govt tells Facebook to kill end-to-end encryption for the sake of the children

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"but that costs time, money, and needs a court order"

IE Real police work.

This is lazy, fishing trip surveillance of everyone with the usual BS of TOTC

Was this the guy who Trump picked over more senior bureaucrats because he would say the Muller investigation gave Trump a clean bill of health.

He may not look much like a weasel but he sure acts like one.

A new US-UK data agreement is worrisome but it won’t give access to encrypted comms

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Data release on production of a search warrant. Yes. Wholesale fishing expedition. No.

And Oh look the classic "There was a 13 YO girl was abducted" Blah blah.

What's more callus, my characterization of the case, or its cynical TOTC use by the data fetishists* promoting this law?*

Because we all know that's not it's going to be used for.

Due process.

They've heard of it.

*And I guarantee they'll have had some hand in drafting this. Not for clarity. For ambiguity. Lots of vague BS that can be interpreted as they see fit.

We're all doooooomed: Gloomy Brit workforce really isn't coping well with impending Brexit

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"Oh, I forgot, that was all Project Fear, wasn't it?"

Or as most people with actual critical thinking and research skills call it Project Reality

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"Well the OAPs who voted for it to keep Johnny Foreigner out are doing fine with Brexit. "

The ones who are still alive that is.

According to a YouGov analysis in the UK Guardian as of roughly Jan 19th 2019 enough old gammons have popped their clogs that if everyone who voted in 2016 noted today (and in the same way) it would have been a Remain vote.

Given that cretin Cameron had set the bar at X+1 vote for the winning side it doesn't seem like a landslide victory for the leave position, does it?

Then of course there's the question of wheather the Leave campaign could tell so many lies through social media without Cambridge Analytica to help them, although I'm sure they can find another outfit to fill their shoes.

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"while working on Rupert Murdoch's organ."

Oh now that's simply fake news.

The Torygraph is actually owned by the Barclay brothers

The fact most of the stories he sent in were pretty much pure bu***hit is not.

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"could reasonably be described as a "sex crazed dervish"."

Indeed.

The only Turk you should really fear already has a British passport.

Meanwhile the Turkish armies pension fund is buying Scunthorpe steel works from "British Steel"* Many of whom voted Leave in the area.

An honest headline would have been "Gammons bacon saved by Turkey" but no one went for this.

*As the US hedge fund renamed it after they bought it from Tata and loaded it with a mountain of debt.

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"since there are about 4-5 versions of leaving."

More like 6 or 7.

Which is why Dominc Cummings Leave campaign was just "Leave the EU" because that's all the agreement all the different Brexiteers could agree on.

And because understanding all the different rights and benefits trade offs those options gave would make the poor little brains of the leavers explode.

They voted for a blank sheet of paper.

3 years on the sheet is not blank but the leavers are still as divided as they were the day the Leave campaign was formed.

Hacker House shoved under UK Parliament's spotlight following Boris Johnson funding allegs

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Not clear if arcum or johnson is a "Friend with benefits"

Presumably regarding the fast tracking of grants that is.

Just saying.

UK.gov's smart meter cost-benefit analysis for 2019 goes big on cost, easy on the benefits

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"cost per fuel is approx £544.71. For a consumer savings of £17/year"

Why would anyone in their right minds in possession of the facts do this?

Not so easy to make a quick getaway when it takes 3 hours to juice up your motor, eh Brits?

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"This system has worked well for Calor gas for many years."

No doubt, Mr AC.

But gas tanks don't have a memory of how fast (or slow) they were charged or discharged.

Batteries do.

So have you picked up one that's only ever been overnight charged and discharged gently? Or was some "boy racer" sales type who simply must get to their next meeting ASAP and only ever uses a fast charger? You don't know, although "smart battery" tech could flag if a battery pack is on its last legs and need to junked.

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Complete bo**cks without the generating capacity to support them.

And with 20-25% of the UK's capacity coming from nukes that are at least 40 years old they will struggle to maintain existing capacity.

But no the "free market" dictates only gas power stations can be built on a timescale and a size that lets "British" (IE operating in the UK but actually mostly foreign owned) generators make an economic profit

Except it's HMG that sets the rules that market operates by.

Those rules could be changed, but y'know that's complicated. It needs people who know WTF they are talking about. Something that seems in pretty short supply within the relevant Ministry.

Just what we all needed, lactose-free 'beer' from northern hipsters – it's the Vegan Sorbet Sour

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Is anyone minded of Mr Francis Boyle's dinner party method?

"There's a vegan option."

"You can f**k off."

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

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Lots of Gammon posting AC.

That's if they really are in the UK at all.....

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"may still see Corbyn as the Messiah. "

He's not the Messiah.

He's a very naughty boy.

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""You don't understand it, so it must be good."

Aye.

A sort of "Radge against the machine" if you will.

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"None of this promising all things to all men bollocks."

which was exactly how Doming Cummings managed to get Leave majority *

*With a little help from the personal data stolen by Cambridge Analytica for all those personally crafted lies.

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"in the current mess because..ongoing failure..consecutive Conservative Prime Ministers."

Correct.

I've been thinking about a book of these PM's

I think "Inglorious ba**erds" would be a good title.

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Re: So, to sum up. . .

Brexit is supposed to be about the HoC "re-asserting" its sovereignty.

Except when it actually asks to assert it's sovereignty.

That pretty much tells you all you need to know about how much you can trust this bunch of greedy, delusional (or greedy and delusional) chancers who've pushed for this bu***hit, starting from the days of William "dirty" Cash and ending with the fu**wit Cameron's "cunning plan" to bring about unity within the Conservative Party within his premiership.

Fu**ing retard.

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"The Demos, the demo in democracy have said leave."

After Dominic Cummings spoon fed them massive doses of BS through social media.

That's not a marketing campaign.

That's a "Tell whatever lie we have to to anybody we have to to get their vote" campaign.

There are reasons why normal people don't do this.

But psychopaths don't understand what they mean.

Whistleblowing saboteur costs us $167m bellows Tesla’s accountant

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"from the others there's an order of magnitude difference."

Absolutely.

IRL.

But in the fantasy land of the US (and TBH British) stock markets their share capitalization is in the same order of magnitude.

I thought my title expressed my considerable skepticism over this belief.

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Are you f**king kidding me?

Tesla is valued at $30-60Bn, General Motors at $53Bn, Ford at $37Bn, according to ycharts

Really.

It's valued the same as companies with world wide mfg operations of actual buildings and hardware? Tesla has one factory in CA.

That suggests a very high allocation of bu***hit "goodwill" as accountants put it.

SpaceX didn't move sat out of impending smash doom because it 'didn't see ESA's messages'

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For writing low error software...

Do what IBM Federal Systems did when they wrote the Shuttle software.

1) Institute a no blame culture. It's about finding the bugs, not calling people stupid.

2) Make sure you have clear instructions on what the code implements before you write it

3) Document what variables are called and what they do.

4) Do structured read throughs of code sections with the developer.

5) When you find a bug a)Work out what it does b)Work out why the current system didn't find it in read through or testing c)re-scan the code base for similar examples.

IBM FS was the model for CMM level 5 organizations. They did it mostly manually, without a SoA source code tracking system that can track who changed what lines and when in a code base. Shuttle can't fly without the software and it never ever failed. It was estimated to be about 10x the cost per executable LOC of most "normal" code.

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"No satellite will last anywhere close to 100 years. "

Working satellite? No.

Lump of metal that can crash into something.

Definitely.

At not much higher altitude 1000 year stable orbits are possible.

This is why modern satellites have "graveyard burn" fuel to get them to either re-enter or push them out of the way (Like geo comm sats that are pretty far out already).

Welsh police use of facial recog tech – it's so 'lawful', rules High Court

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"is adequate to ensure the appropriate and non-arbitrary use of AFR Locate,"

Let me guess.

The relevant section of the snoopers charters says basically "The plod can do what they like when they like with this data."

Data fetishist law written by data fetishists is very data fetishist friendly.

The law itself is not fit for purpose and should be dealt with.

Brave accuses Google of trampling Europe's GDPR with stealthy netizen-stalking adverts

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"a two thousand character string"

Hmm.

Their Americans so assume ASCII characters.

I'd say what 2^16000 is but Googles calculator fails above 2^1010 at 1.097225e+304

So yes I'd say that "annonmyization" fig leaf is Boris Johnson grade bu***hit.

Let's be clear here.

The root cause is that most people won't pay for stuff they see on the internet.

HPE lawyer claims key associates of Autonomy boss Mike Lynch 'refuse' to testify to High Court

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Defense decides not to call defense witness for defense

Isn't that a decision of the defense team?

If HPE want them AFAIK they can call them and IIRC not showing when asked is contempt of court.

You're not disrespecting HPE's legal team by doing so.

You're disrespecting the Judge.

That is never a good idea in a British court. Y'know "I am the law" and all that.

Despite billions in spending, your 'military grade' network will still be leaking data

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Could a group be set up just for the bots to talk to each other?

Just a thought.

Captain, we've detected a disturbance in space-time. It's coming from Earth. Someone audited the Kubernetes source

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" 15 and 50 per 1000 loc"

Note that multiplier.

1000, not 1000 000. That would be about 68 thousand vulns on industry standard error rates in this size of code.

So on that basis, actually pretty good code.

Now was that just luck? Having a (smallish) team of high quality developers?

Or was it a well developed process to design it, develop it and then put all the parts together in a methodical way?

One is the "artisan" model of development. The other is the "engineering" model. There is still plenty of room for creativity in the engineering model, provided it's funneled into the task properly.

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Better they are found now in the open

Than by some Blackhat or TLA

But let's hope people realize this is not a single event, it's a process.

One that all large projects need to do on a regular basis.

WeWork filed its IPO homework. So we had a look at its small print and... yowser. What has El Reg got itself into?

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I haven't time for a detailed business appraisal but...

"F**k right off" seems a reasonable (non) purchasing stance for this investment.

Or in the words of somewhat well know business show "I'm out."

No, really, I'm out.

Not very Suprema: Biometric access biz bares 27 million records and plaintext admin creds

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"plain-text passwords of administrator accounts, non-hashed fingerprints. By a security company. "

That should read "By an illusion of security company. "

Which seems to be what most of these outfits actually specialize in, as does any IoT supplier.

Actual security is quite hard (and therefore expensive)

But the illusion is quite cheap.

Alexa, can you tell me how many Chinese kids were forced into working nights to build this unit?

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"it would affect their graduation from school. "

Especially if you keep falling asleep in lessons during the day.

Rocket Lab CEO tucks into hat as company shares plans to reuse Electron first stage

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""I find myself in the position of eating my hat.""

Including the corks?

Poor jokes aside this may be a recognition that smaller ELV's are not quite as cheap to make as people think.

or

Turns out there's a report that describe year on year performance growth of Li ion batteries. It's about 10%/year.

So cost push meets meets technology pull to move reusability along. Note also their size of stage is viable without a custom built chopper to carry it. The jokers are the severe jerk loads (parachute deployment, capture by helicopter) requiring significant mounting hardware --> substantial weight increase.

Exciting times, eh?

Broadcom billionaire Henry Nicholas and pal on drugs rap cough up $1m to avoid the clink

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"They unlocked Nicholas’ door for him and found a woman unconscious

and cases of what looked to be contraband."

Is anyone reminded of the film "Law Abiding Citizen" ?

If only his mobile went off and an unknown voice said "Coke on the table, b**ch on the floor You'd better start running before they call the cops"

Well it's what it made me think of.

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Is that really his picture?

Looks like the guy in the original Die Hard with a bit of a fondness for the Colombian Marching Powder.

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WTF?

So it's their room, but they don't own the drugs?

So they were just left there by the last resident which housekeeping totally failed to tidy up.

Hmmm.

PIN the blame on us, says Monzo in mondo security blunder: Bank card codes stored in log files as plain text

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Not good, but then again....

How long has this bank been in business?

The UK banking sector needs some diversity.

The way the Big Four bi**hed about credit unions opening up their membership restrictions before wholesale branch closures left sub post offices holding the baby for physical access to depositing (not getting) cash into peoples accounts.

Another rewrite for 737 Max software as cosmic bit-flipping tests glitch out systems – report

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"the neutron induced error rate has decreased from the 28nm node through the 16nm node"

Not really.

Sensitivity rises if only the minimum line width shrinks.

In reality the results of a previous generation will guide improvements. The first of these was the realization that the physical layout of the transistors on the chip can make a difference. Then, that how static rams are implemented can also have an effect.

So depending on the scale of the effect on the sensitivity smaller devices can be better, as some have turned out to be, once the problem is viewed as important.

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BTW as bit sizes shrink the energy needed to flip a bit falls

And has been falling for decades.

IIRC the first time this was raised was the packaging material of 64Kb parts.

Yes, that is a 64 kilo bit part.

I guess they didn't like to spring for the extra cost of the 2 bit error detecting, 1 bit error correcting memory cards.

Cheap skates.

New UK Home Sec invokes infosec nerd rage by calling for an end to end-to-end encryption

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She seems an ideal host for whatever the Home Office inserts in the brain of their so-called masters

An authoritarian with a fondness for taking un reported meetings with foreign powers.

No doubt entirely ignorant about what she's actually asking for and why it can't be done in the way she want's it.

Because all that matters is "We wants it."

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"It's only a change of organ grinder."

What makes you think she's the "organ grinder"

AFAIK the cabal behind this (as they have been for at least the last 10 Home Secs) has not changed.

Same people.

Same vision.

Same lies.

UK High Court rules Snooper's Charter doesn't break Euro human rights laws

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So looks like you need to get the MP's to accept there is some nasty s**t going on her

And this y'know, important.

That's a tough sell with all the Brexit nonsense they've managed to stir up.

You can bet BS Boris is not bothered about civil rights (except perhaps his right to privacy about who he's sleeping with).

Alibaba sketches world's 'fastest' 'open-source' RISC-V processor yet: 16 cores, 64-bit, 2.5GHz, 12nm, out-of-order exec

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"It's up to the chip designer..the instruction is implemented in..complex hardware

OR traps to machine mode "

Say hello to the concept of a scalable architecture, dating back at least to the IBM S360 architecture.

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"The USDA will not provide crop insurance for saved seed plantings "

IOW Don't use a bought in commercial seed and you're f**ked.

Now I wonder who had that stipulation inserted in the rules?

Airbus A350 software bug forces airlines to turn planes off and on every 149 hours

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The choice is a bit more complex than it looks.

Option 1. Well understood (but annoying) procedure that must be run on a regular basis

Option 2. Single uploading of software patch.

But.

Does the hardware architecture support uploading and verification (packet corruption being sent through network to end box)?

If not it's a box removal exercise or a direct connection to a box deep in the bowels of the aircraft

How well has the patch been tested?

Has it added some new failure mode?

IOW from the airlines PoV the risk assessment is not quite as straightforward as it seems.

Of course if we assume that all software patches are perfect and have no unintended side effects then the course of action is obvious.

Anyone here who's written software believe that assumption?

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2^19 is 524288

Which is 146 hours

So something's a bit screwy here.

Our sales were to genuine customers, Autonomy ex-CEO Mike Lynch insists in court

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As Tom Cruise put it in "A Few Good Men"

"It's not about what I think, it's about what I can prove."

I might think that Lynch looks a bit shifty and probably would cook the books of any company he was involved with, especially if someone like HPE was sniffing around to buy. That's my opinion and as such carries f**k all weight in any court of law.

But

It's HPE who bought the company and are unhappy with the results and it's up to their (no doubt very expensive) legal team to prove actual illegality.

Given HPE's internal finance people were twitchy on the deal I'd say Lynch was quite smart and HPE were quite dumb, or just arrogant. It's there shareholders who got it in the neck when that value was wiped off their stock price.