* Posts by John Smith 19

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Lone sysadmin fingered for $462m Wall Street crash

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Re: re-using an existing field is very risky too

"And if that failed you'd loose everything, not just a part of something."

Don't know much about mainframe reliability do you?

Or their backup practices.

HP CEO Whitman: We've built the PC that GOD wants

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Re: Futility

"Well the woman is certainly well versed in futile pursuits. The taliban have as much chance of getting a seat at Westminster as any Republican has of becoming governor of California."

I'd forgotten what a fine Democrat Governor Schwarzenegger was.

Bacteria-chomping phages could kill off HOSPITAL SUPERBUGS

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Re: Well all except Russia

Perhaps you should look up the outbreak in Guatamal in 1967 where about 7000 people suffered multiply resistant dysentery.

It's a standard text book case.

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It's tough to use because Big Pharma can't figure a way to make money out of it.

The best I could come up would be special hardware to speed up the finding of the right killer phage for a bacteria, then identifying the ideal culture conditions.

Note that's where their specificity works against you. IIRC they used to use egg embryos for this (yes that business with Michael Caine in "Billion Dollar Brain" is real). How specific it is is another matter. Is it down to the species? or down to (literally) this variant?

BTW I think they tend to use the "T Even" series of phages for modding the contents of C.Coli, usually T4.

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Re: Good news!

"And thanks for confirming this sounded awfully familiar from 'Horizon' - must have been a long time ago because it was a good BBC* 'Horizon'."

I wouldn't be entirely certain of that....

I sort of think this might have been one of the QED series.

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"You're alternative is going to result in a lot of people dying. The advantage of phages that they co-evolve with the viruses they eat so it is more difficult for a virus to completely out-compete them."

Err, yes & no.

"Phage" is the old name for virus. These are viruses that parasitise bacteria.

They are highly evolved to attack those bacteria, which is part of why they are quite useful, in there is very little danger of them jumping (several major) rungs up the evolutionary ladder to attack humans, unlike that favorite host organism of genetic engineers e.coli (which happily lives in humans already.)

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Well all except Russia

Where Stalin set up a phage research institute in his home state.

Once again when the UK has a development the first question they ask seems to be "Who can we sell it off to."

Or is because when they approach UK companies they are told "Not interested?"

And BTW that ability of bacteria to evolve defenses to all antibiotics would be practically impossible without the drug industry selling them to livestock (mostly chicken) farmers as "growth promoters," exposing lots of bacteria to sub lethal doses and allowing them to pass on their resistance through plasmids.

Thanks for that Big Pharma.

NSA-friendly cyber-slurp law CISPA back on the table with new Senate bill

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Re: My pet theory is that...

It really does come down to the Authoritarians and the non Authoritarians (I'd call them believers-in-democratic process but I think you can how corrupted Democrat has become in America).

These people seem to think that spying on everyone 24/7/365 makes the spied upon feel safer.

Just another weird delusion we will one day treat as grounds for barring from any elected office.

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Re: "Saxby Chambliss" ?

Bet he (?) just loved his time at school.

That's got to be school bully bait if ever I heard one.

DARPA slaps $2m on the bar for the ULTIMATE security bug SLAYER

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The Programmers Apprentice reborn!

Note that DARPA is the almost impossible mission force.

But when you think about it this does seem a good question. Why can't you use software to help fix your problems with software?

But as people have pointed out how many of these problems could have avoided if existing tools were used at the right time in the development process?

HUMANS all come FROM AFRICA: HERPES does not lie

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Fine work.

Actual field work and lab work follow up.

D-Link hole-prober finds 'backdoor' in Chinese wireless routers

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Mfg don't seem to get it. The search for vulnerabilities *will* take place.

Wheather they want it to or not.

The word will get round if you kit is s**t.

And while I'll not it's on the internal side rather than the external side it is wireless, so not quite as "internal" as I'd like for a start.

I like my privacy so I disable wireless access to the router by default. But that's not always an option.

Thumbs up for finding it. The mfg can have a thumbs down for putting it there in the first place.

Facebook switches itself off and on again after GLOBAL meltdown

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Regardez vous mai visage.

Bothered.

Moi?

Translation.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

First Lavabit, now CryptoSeal pulls the plug: VPN service axed

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The biggest problem is *not* the technical one.

It's the legal one.

But I agree this should open up different business models.

But for starters NO US staff/offices/servers is a good idea.

Switzerland looks to be the only country that takes personal privacy seriously with a well functioning government, but there must be others?

Surface 2 MYSTERY: Haswell's here, so WHY the duff battery life?

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All those *automatically* started "services" perhaps?

And that PoS "indexing" service,

WTF that about?

Do you get the feeling that MS work really hard to stop people figuring out what does not need loading/starting/running ?

Deploying Turing to see if we have free will

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Interesting PoV.

So the only way to decide what your decision is going to be is to actually apply all the logic and then make the decision.

Nothing less will do.

Intriguing.

Chinese hotel guests find data spaffed all over the internet

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Oh look, the "benefits" of "security."

"So in the US, you can walk into any Starbucks and get free Internet without even logging in (but you may have to watch an ad). In China, that would be illegal, as all the real identity of all Internet users must be known at all times."

So instead you get rampant identify theft.

Sounds like you need to run any access through your phone if you want to cut down the number of people who can steal your identity.

11m Chinese engulfed by 'Airpocalypse' at 4000% of safe pollution levels

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Remember folks, the atmosphere acknoledges *no* borders.

Sooner or later we will all be inhaling some of that.

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Re: Coal for heating, and clearing the corn fields

"The heating systems are coal-fired, and they are also clearing their corn fields by burning them. They used to get coal for free, but now it's merely heavily subsidized."

So basically it's smog.

This is what London looked like up until the 1950's.

Perhaps the Chinese should look up an old British document called the "Clean Air Act."

US Veep's wireless heart implant disabled to stop TERRORIST HACKERS

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Re: So Cheyney had a heart after all.

"Curse you John Smith--you stole my line!"

So it goes.

Next time I dear say you get in ahead of me.

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So Cheyney had a heart after all.

Who knew?

Volvo: Need a new car battery? Replace the doors and roof

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Re: That slight "ding" in the door."Ummmmmmm. It'll cost you a bit, gov."

Title says it all.

Black hole boffins close in on gravity waves

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Impressive work

Note they have already ruled out certain theories about such black holes.

Personally I've never understood the interaction between masses at high velocity and gravity waves.

It always seemed obvious that a GW detector near a big particle accelerator should be picking up feint but repetitive pulses when the accelerator was running.

But thumbs up for reducing the search range and pinning things down.

Internet Explorer 11 BREAKS Google, Outlook Web Access

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Google operating like Microsoft.

Surely not.

They said they'd "Do no evil"

Brit boffins trap light in Lego-like lumps

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Aluminium lots cheaper than gold or silver

So in principal a good idea.

Unless of course you can only put this layer on inside a hugely expensive (and small) UHV chamber of course.

It's V 0.1 tech but applied to ultra cheap thin film cells (the kind that really do come on a roll) or the ultra high performance triple junction cells (>43% already) this sounds like a winner.

If they can only get the commercialization right.. :( .

Fiendish CryptoLocker ransomware: Whatever you do, don't PAY

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So what AV's *do* detect it?

Obvious question really.

Jury smacks Qualcomm for UNLAWFUL TECH in iPhone, Galaxy chips

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Funny how that works.

Big Corp gets a tech presentation from Small Co and later releases product it was working on "All along."

Yeah.

America: Land of the free, still home of the BIGGEST spammers on the planet

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Amazing. The country with the most extensive system of spying on it's citizens can't

stop it.

Unimpressive for all that spying is it not?

Perhaps educating those merkins a bit more could make all our lives a bit better?

The web needs globally backed, verifiable security standards – says Huawei

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*Ultimate* security needs open source standard x open source implementation.

So you can trace the flow from the idea to the software that carries it out.

For the full "tin foil hat experience" you will need to avoid the banally obvious hole of a compromised compiler, so yes you will need to verify your compiler, which you will have personally boot strapped from a copy of the source code by directly keying the bits into the file (can't be sure the assembler has been compromised, can we?)

For the rest of us the first 2 items and free communications between testers should suffice.

But remember 2 things. 1) Mono cultures are susceptible to single (but complex) attacks, hitting everyone at the same time. 2)Patching, proper staff training, limiting what parts of your stuff are visible to the global internet and requiring your apps suppliers not need to run with root privileges for basically trivial tasks will (probably) end most of the security issues of most companies and institutions.

But that's too much like work for too many PHB's

Forget Wi-Fi, boffins get 150Mbps Li-Fi connection from a lightbulb

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Just think an LED dedicated to every citizen.

The dream of every "security conscious" dictatorship society.

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Re: Not as trivial as it looks

"So anyhow you need seriously specialized technology to get this working well enough so it'll be able to compete with WIFI. It's not just "modulate the LED light you already have"."

Yeah. IRDA was the thing for palm top wireless connections to printers.

Small transducers, stopped by walls, no licensing issues. It had it's attractions.

Relatively slow by modern standards...

Micron tears away cloak to reveal its Gen3 Hybrid Memory Cube

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Clever stuff. Of course for 2 dies you could do face to face bonding.

That should give phenomenal contact density, but only for every 2 die pair in the package.

I guess they're seen the layers between the dies as sort of stress relief layers to absorb some of the forces involved, deforming to accommodate any forces in the dies.

Intriguing to see if they will go to some kind of processing-in-memory that has been proposed off and on since the mid 80's.

Extreme ultraviolet litho: Extremely late and can't even save Moore's Law

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So wafer sizes moving up from "carpet tile" to "family pizza" size?

Here's a though.

Instead of sticking transistors on one chip you make more chips, the same size, and lower their prices instead.

Terminator-style robot busts leg in martial arts demo mishap

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"Wu Ha" becomes "Oh Whoops"

Tai Chi is also the exercise being practiced by the John Hillerman in the opening titles for Magnum PI.

so Old Codger 1, robot 0.

US red-tape will drain boffins' brains into China, says crypto-guru Shamir

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Top Crytographer "admits" "There are terrorists int the NSA membership."

Give me 6 lines from an honest man (or even one with a dry sense of humour)....

That sound you hear in the background is Osama Bin Laden ROFLAO.

He wanted to destroy peace and freedom in the West.

He succeeded.

COFFEE AND DANISH HELL: National ID system cockup forces insecure Java on Danes

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Just think the UK could have enjoyed similar "benefits" if Tony Blair had had his way.

I wish govt ministers would take one simple point away.

If a country of 5.6m is going to f**k this up why do you think a country of 66m is going to do better?

MPs to review laws on UK spy-snoopery after GCHQ Tempora leaks

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Re: Hmmm... not sure where to begin with this...

" and seeing as people like Al Quaeda and co have the intent to stop me breathing I'm quite happy to sacrifice a little privacy."

And that Matthew, makes you a true "sheeple."

Baaaah.

OAR-some! 18ft SEA SERPENT discovered off US coast

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But *this* time it didn't get away.

Hoorarh.

NHS preps spammy mailshots advertising 'BIGGEST medical data grab in HISTORY'

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*Theoretecial* benefits versus practical implementation f**kups. Hmmmm.

Decisions decisions.

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Re: Who is the NHS contracting to store this info ?

"Because if it is a USA company (or has ties to the USA) then it will be grabbed by the NSA using the Patriot Act. I don't have any embarassing diseases, but I still don't want the USA gov't noseing around in my privates."

It will make a nice companion ot the census data that Lockheed Martin collected last time (and the time before that) round.

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Re: Lithuanians

"I like the Lithuanian system for government records. "

Funny you should say that.

Lithuania has a total population of about 5 million people.

And no IT infrastructure when the Soviet Union pulled out.

so more or less a green field site with a very clear idea of what state snooping could do for privacy and freedom.

Whodathunkit? Media barons slit own throats in flawed piracy crackdowns

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Big Media. Make the price reasonable and the collection process fast and people pay.

"Yes I know you make most of the money on the popcorn, but think.

No more film copying and distribution.

Instant cash in the bank. Release on Monday. Profit on Tuesday.

Some will do it slower, some will do it faster.

And all those staff you pay for copyright enforcement are no longer needed.

Result. $$$$."

And then of course I woke up.

You know it makes sense.

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Re: Same old same old

"Maybe they could make a movie out of that scenario..."

I'm in. Let's do lunch.

Apple's Steve Jobs was a SEX-crazed World War II fighter pilot, says ex

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So who *is* the reincarnation of Steve Jobs?

Look for

Bit of a s**t

Bit of a s**t with women.

Lots of money.

Huge sense of self worth.

I don't know. In a world full of ar**holes it's going to be tough to find one that really stands out.

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"not only needs to be hailed a brilliant (which takes the stink off being fabulously well to do) but one has to be troubled or have a dark side and been through the fall/redemption cycle at least once."

True.

What redemption are you referring to?

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Re: Explains something

"Perhaps he would have gone with squadron markings down the side."

Along with some peel off stickers for "road kill," "Cyclists," "Pedestrians" etc.

Divorcing ICANN and the US won't break the 'net nor stop the spooks

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We thank ARPA for funding the TCP/IP protocols and inital implementation.

But that was a long time ago.

The formal administration of the internet (insofar as it has any formal administration) should be a non governmental body and moved to a country which respects all rights.

I would suggest Switzerland

Can you trust 'NSA-proof' TrueCrypt? Cough up some dough and find out

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Re: wait a minute

"I thought part of the NSA's mission is supposedly to be protecting Americans. How is it protecting Americans by weakening their privacy and protection from adversaries by weakening the tools they use for protection? "

Easy.

"We had to destroy their privacy and sense of safety in order to keep their information more private and their lives more safe."

But IRL "Why should we give a s**t how the American people feel? We didn't bother asking them when we took their privacy in the first place. "

Cannabis can CURE CANCER - cheaply and without getting you high

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Re: Good news and bad news

"bongs and pipes are the way to go with a none tobacco mix."

But remember bongs are a gateway.....

To carpentry.

My jacket's the one with a DVD of "No Cure for Cancer" in the pocket.

Price rises and power cuts by 2016? Thank the EU's energy policy

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Re: A British thing?

"Also, I think from subsequent reports when they signed up to the emission reduction targets they only considered electricity and signed up on basis that 20% electricity from renewables was "doable" and only afterwards realized they'd signed up to 20% of all energy from renewables and since in UK the vast majority of heating is gas where there is no option to switch to a "renewable" source then to meet targets we need to switch 50-60% of electricity to renewable sources."

Not true.

A quote from Tony Blairs office stated he knew the figure covered all UK energy and wanted the UK to face a challenging target.

And of course he was a)Leaving power and b)Handing over to Gordon Brown. so signing up is a)No skin off his nose and b)Let's him stuff his hated rival big time in a way that can't be recovered from.

Just another little "gift" to the British people, along with the Nationa ID card register, the children's database, longer ANPR data retention and a few others.

Politicians, always ready to put settling old scores ahead of the public good.