* Posts by John Smith 19

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Research bods told: Try to ID anonymised data subjects? No more CASH for you

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@Destroy All Monsters

"But why would anyone do that except as a late-night fun-and-giggles project and/or to attempt to identify a particularly hot mate?"

Ho ho.

You really need to use that joke icon

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It's a *start*

But I think you can bet that as long as the NHS will dish out most of their database for peanuts because insurance companies want this data they (or rather the middlemen they will "outsource" this to to keep their hands clean) won't be deterred.

BT finally admits its Home Hub router scuppers some VPN connections

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So the standard Corporate cockup playbook

1) There is no problem. Your just not using it right.

2)There might be a small problem for a small number of users.

3)There appears to be a bigger problem with a larger number of users.

4)By larger we mean all users

5)But we are planning a fix and will role it out real soon now.

Boffins power wearable tech with body static

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Re: 200V @ 4.7uA ~= 1mW

"That one square centimetre is about the size of the finger; the contact is for perhaps a second or two... it's not going to do a lot of charging, I feel."

True.

But what about all those swiping motions on some phones?

That's where the big power is.

My instinct is this might be enough maintain memory during a battery replacement, but any active radio (WiFi, Bluetooth, GSM) is going to be needing watts of power

Terminator-maker 'Cyberdyne Inc' lists on Tokyo stock exchange

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Terminator

The skelton needs to be trained

But once it is the humans can be disposed of.

CHILLING STUDY: Rise of the data-slurping SNITCH GADGETS

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Re: How I'm driving, or where I'm driving?

"But I most certainly do not want them (or anyone else for that matter) maintaining a log of precisely when and where I drive. "

You appear to think this is your data.

In this universe the people who collect it think it's their data.

And the sock puppets politicians agree with them.

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Re: Heck! Where's Guvmint when it is needed

"Data gleemed from these devices will be analysed the results of which will be used to assist planning of UK road networks. Police may also use the data to assist in any way that helps investigations and makes for more efficient policing of the nation."

Sounds like you've already put your CV in.

NASA: Vote now to put flashy lights on future spacesuits

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So strobe these things for hi visibility?

Sounds like a good idea.

Office of Fair Trading: UK.gov IT deals lack effective competition

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0.5% of UK Govt IT spending.

Yeah, that sounds like an oligopoly to me.

And it's still in full effect.

Returning a laptop to PC World ruined this bloke's credit score. Today the Supreme Court ended his 15-year nightmare

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So basically the credit company winged and got away for it for 15 years.

Bas***ds.

Justice long delayed.

Hold on, everyone ... Prez Obama thinks he's cracked this NSA super-snooping problem

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5 years --> 18 months is a *start*

But is this just because they are now slurping up so many more phone calls/texts/emails they just can't store as much as they used to for a single victim "targeted" intelligence subject?

But remember this "FISA Modernization Act" does not get rid of THE PATRIOT Act

All your data (If it's a)Going through a US based company b)Going through a US based server) belong to Uncle Sam.

Just another proof that bad cases --> bad laws that take decades to (begin to) fix.

Inmarsat: Doppler effect helped 'locate' MH370

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doppler shift is one of the things *all* GPS signals have to account for.

So not exactly an unknown subject.

Doppler shift is given by 2 things.

Motion of the comm sat (known very accurately)

Motion of the plane.

Subtract out the frequency shift of the satellite and you know if the plane is going away or toward you, or possibly some more complicated path.

What's surprising I think is that Inmarsat actually collects that much fine detail about the signal, as well as the messages it transmits and receives.

EE...K: Why can't I uninstall carrier's sticky 'Free Games' app?

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FAIL

So basically it's spyware.

Pure and simple.

Now if they paid to sample my data that might be a different thing.

But if they don't not only should they expect to have their processes killed and prevented from even starting in the first place they should expect people to actively feed it crap.

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Re: @Destroy all monsters

"t's pretty straightforward and is a product of Nestlé's ongoing evil whereby they try to convince women that they should buy their "healthy" formula instead of "disgusting" breast milk which is, er, free."

I think this was the brainchild of former Nestle executive "deadly" Ernest Saunders, the only man ever to recover from (apparently) Alzheimer's disease, shortly after he was acquitted of all insider dealing charges at Guiness.

A truly remarkable medical feat.

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DMDeck16

" It felt like the phone belonged to Samsung and I was a low-privileged user being allowed to use it. "

It does.

You are.

Blinking good: LG launches smart light bulb for Android/iOS

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Re: Blinking

"Oh? I thought that was simply a feature of the way British electricians seem to do their job.."

Plaster dust in the switch during building work can cause some interesting flickering/poltergeist style lighting effects.

Disconnect mains power

Take out switch from box

Disconnect wires

Apply vacuum cleaner

Reconnect all hardware

Switch on mains

See what happens.

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Re: Blinking

"during a call its useful for deaf people. I have a firend who his deaf and when someone rings the bell at his apartment the lights in every room blink."

How ingenious.

Does it do the same when his phone rings as well?

RISE of the LIVING CHAIR: Boffins recruit E coli to build futuristic materials

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Re: The real "nano-tech."

"My daughter wanted to major in biochemistry and genetics. I heartily approved. Once she got to university however, she changed her major to computer science. We argued over it, of course. I pointed out to her that all the truly difficult work had been done in computer science, and that the next big thing was in the field she had first set out to master. "

Yay.

Go hogs

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Staggering.

This might actually be the first step toward proper nanotechnology on the Drexler model.

Thumbs up, but of of course it is V 0.1 tech.

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Re: be afraid

"[the next thing you know, you'll be trying to shit a sofa]"

Like El Reg readers have never had that experience before.

Late nights. Oversized dodgy takeaway. You get the picture.

Bruce Schneier sneers at IBM's NSA denials

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"It's in the cloud" --> Marketing BS for "The NSA have it."

Only clueless CEO's believe "It's safe because it's on a virtual server in cyberspace."

Now if it were a real server in hyperspace (preferably inside it's own black hole).

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It's as if IBM constructed a letter to *not* answer the questions people want to know.

Funny that.

Forgetting PRISM is the NSA's internal name for this, and that each company could have been given its own name to deliver data under (I quite like LYING WEASEL but I'd guess SOP would require something more randomly chosen) makes writing PR denials very easy to do for a US company.

And while THE PATRIOT Act remains on the books PR is all it is.

IBM Boffins KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, thanks to Twitter

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Handy if you have access to all the Twitter accounts..

Hmm.

Yes I see what IBM meant when they said they have handed no data over to the NSA.

Box shock stock doc clocks 250 million bucks

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So will that stop them issuing dividends?

Of course not.

Welcome to IPO's in the 21st century, where companies have no foreseeable possibility of turning a profit but will probably issue a dividend regardless.

Zuckerberg, Musk and Fake Steve Jobs invest in secretive AI firm

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He talks a good game. But recall the first rule of *successful* "AI" companies

If they do succeed it will no longer be AI.

Despite 60+ years of failure people persist in thinking that the "obvious" way to duplicate a very large collection (10^10) of low speed (but very high fan out / fan in) elements operating in parallel is with a small number of high speed serial executing machines.

So why should this version be any more successful than any of the previous?

It's 2014 and you can pwn a PC by opening a .RTF in Word, Outlook

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WTF?

Apparently RTF first shipped in 1987 with Word for Mac 3.0.

And has never supported macros.

Wonder how far back this bug goes....

TV sales PLUMMET. But no one's prepared to say what we all know

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@Vic

"Even if you were using ping-pong tuners for your alternates - and you almost certainly aren't - you still need to lock your decoder clock to the clock reference, find the assorted tables necessary to interpret the ES streams, then wait for a GOP start before you can actually decode anything. And if there is any issue with A/V sync, you might have to delay further."

That all sounds very convincing.

Except my STB is also a recorder which allows watch-while-record.

Are you saying the system is "time sharing" the receiver hardware virtually on a frame by frame basis to allow this?

Because (apart from incompetent implementation) the only other reason I can think of is that the system powers down the 2nd channel in a rather misguided attempt to save power.

The "common sense" way to implement this function is too effectively switch the outputs of 2 live decoders between a single channel to the monitor, not to have a "primary" and "secondary" decoder and switch the channel inputs between them.

With both decoders running continuously I'd expect channel switching to be possible on the next frame output, whatever frame rate that is.

Obviously I'd expect switching to a totally new channel to take longer, but the speed of the switching for existing channels is rubbish.

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@Chris Miller

"If 20s is a real figure, rather than an exaggeration for effect, I'd say there's something wrong with your setup (or maybe it's a sign that your signal is weak). I do notice that it takes longer to switch between Freeview HD channels (albeit only a second or so) than standard Freeview, "

Actually rechecking things it's 20 secs from switch on. Having read up on "1 sec boot Linux" implementations (I'm pretty sure that's what at its core) that's unimpressive. It's actually about 3 secs between channel changes but it's still 3 secs when I hit the " back" button on the remote IE it should be just swapping the output from the 2 decoders. Likewise with the picture in picture function.

My guess is this was programmed by some linear thinking newby and it never occurred to them it's just a case of flipping between existing outputs rather than searching for a "new" channel.

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Seriously how often *do* people replace their TV's?

I'd bet it's a lot less often than their PC/tablet/iThingy/phone.

But before people say the TV is dead consider the idea of a consumer

No mandatory configuration process.

It just works

I miss the day days of push button tuners when you you pressed the present and instant channel change. Maybe it's just a cheap implementation but 20sec just to flip between 2 channels (which you've been flipping between) is p**s poor and I'm damm certain it's the software bodge architecture that's the issue.

Proper boffins make your company succeed, even if you're not very technical

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@Don Jefe

"But it's really important to realize, most people can't actually make the cut in good Engineering and Science programs. That's by design. It's also why proper Engineers command such good salaries. They're exceptional people with natural abilities and innate curiosity that have been refined through grueling educational programs. Expect much wailing, rending of clothes and pulling of beards when parents discover their little genius wasn't such a genius after all. He was just being awarded 'Morale Boosters' in return for tuition."

Or as the head of department put it at our introduction "We can't remember all your names, but since about 30% of you won't survive the first year that won't be a problem."

By graduation 51% of the intake didn't make it. The rest finished the course before the course finished them.

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high innovation <> high growth.

It seems a lot of "highly innovative" companies are happy at the size and turnover they already are. They rather do more "clever" stuff than "bigger" stuff.

It's a different kind of ambition.

OTOH some companies may produce fairly pedestrian products but in ever cleverer and cheaper ways.

And then of course there are the rump of SME's in the UK, whose owners lucked into the business and have been milking it ever since. They wouldn't know any kind of innovation if it wacked them on the side of the head with a lump hammer.

If C&C are hoping their growth is going to fix the UK economy they are s**t out of luck.

Tornado-chasing stealth Batmobile set to invade killer vortices

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An American tradition.

The 6000 SUX.

I'm going to chase a storm.

I may be gone for some time.

NSA 'hunted sysadmins' to find CAT PHOTOS, high-level passwords

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@Psyx

"Which is not a problem in its own right, PROVIDING that there is oversight."

That's the trouble.

They are doing what they were told by the people in charge.

The PIC's believe everything is justified.

I believe a psychiatric study of NSA management (and their political "masters") would be most revealing.

Which is of course why it will never be done.

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Re: And this is why Gary McKinnon et al should never face extradition ...

"... proceedings, let alone having to fight them tooth and nail.

With this knowledge in the open how can any court in good conscience find it equitable to extradite - or even accept an extradition application for - a UK citizen to the USA to face charges whilst the USA does much worse to citizens and sys-admins of other countries, and their civil corporations, with impunity?"

Because he targeted the DoD and is therefor officially a "bad guy."

And basically made the DoD SysAdmins of the time look like jackasses.

Which is of course unforgivable.

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Simple, logical and exactly what any computer criminal would do.

Except of course for the Govt pension.

Every little helps: Dirty MOLE BANDITS clean out Tesco ATM from BELOW

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Oh Noess

""What, this burrowing autonomous drone with cutting attachments that can bore through reinforced concrete and pick up stuff? Built it for a military contract, but honestly officer, I think the NSA wants it, to breach buried cables and stuff. Well, hope you catch those ATM thieves!""

The last thing you need to give DARPA.

Ideas.

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I'd go to Merseyside

Supposedly the home of feral scousers who dive into the sewerage system at the first sign of trouble.

AKA "Ratboys."

'Arrogant' Snowden putting lives at risk, says NSA's deputy spyboss

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Who *wrote* those documents?

""half-truths and distortions.""

And who were they written to be read by?

Because by Ledgett's description they were either written to suggest the NSA cas capabilities it does not, which sounds like setting up a fraud to milk the US Black budget or does he mean they were written to play down the NSA capabilities, which are in fact more extensive than stated?

Note that the NSA under Shrub didn't need to do PR.

Because they (virtually) believed they were "On a mission from God"

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@ThornH

""And can history produce an instance of a rebellion so honourably conducted? ... God forbid we should ever be 20. years without such a rebellion. ... What country ever existed a century and a half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve it's liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms.""

Actually that sounds somewhat like Chairman Mao's idea of a "continuous" revolution.

Which really is Communist.

Mine's the one with that little Red book in the side pocket.

Osbo's booze, bingo, biz and big data Budget

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Re: Unfair to cider

"Why shoud cider drinkers pay more tax than beer drinkers?

Westons, Healeys, Aspalls and co should complain"

Because for many years they have been paying a lot less for their alcohol.

Check the price of cider versus any other form of alcohol at the same %/vol.

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@Goldmember

"You're right about whole sections of motorway, and even whole motorways, being in the dark. "

So the HWA finally rolled out that Italian made "smart lighting" system.

Impressive. *

It needs dedicated wiring to carry the mains signalling free from being EMC filtered and uses a "Saturatable reactor," which is an old school power controller that fails on, rather than off.

NSA spies recorded an entire COUNTRY'S phone calls for a MONTH: Report

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@Tom7

"number of 132 million phone calls made every day here. Suppose they all last for an average of 10 minutes (not everyone can match my mother's phone habits, after all), and it's stored as 8kHz 16-bit PCM (8kHz is what the POTS is designed to carry, being sufficient for human voice) then over 30 days you're collecting 1.32x10^8 x 10 x 60 x 8x10^3 x (16/2) x 30 = 1.52x10^14 bytes required to store it all for 30 days. 152TB. It's not peanuts, exactly, but surely the NSA can manage better than this?"

Phone CODECs are a bit different to the normal (linear) kind.

They use a non linear sampling law (Merkins use a "mu" law, the rest of the world a different one). Basically that compresses 12 bits of dynamic range to 8.

The question is do you have to expand this to linear forms to do analysis or can you keep it in the 8 bit format?

For a worst case calculation, assume everyone in the UK is on the phone say 12 hours a day 365 days.

It's a big number.

But not big enough that the cost will deter the true data fetishist.

NASA: Earth JUST dodged comms-killing SOLAR BLAST in 2012

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Remember it's a low probability event *until* it's actually happening

Then it's not.

While I don't think it's time to withdraw to a bunker in Montana I do think some (low key) contingency planning about this would be a good idea before planet Earth gets one of these pointed right at it.

Planning how to segment power grids, a few spare big transformers (for the electric arc furnaces needed to make more big transformers), backup to GPS ( not satellite based).

Hidden 'Windigo' UNIX ZOMBIES are EVERYWHERE

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"exploits poor configuration and security controls"

Why do I think the websites involved are of the "Pay peanuts and got monkeys" -->

variety?

Think drone delivery is hot air? A BREWERY just proved you wrong

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The future is here...

Or not.

But you know, beer.....

IBM: We gave nothing to the NSA, stateside or elsewhere

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IBM: "We gave NSA *nothing* "

We charged them through the nose like we do all our customers.

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While THE PATRIOT Act exists he *would" say that.

Even if it was lying through his teeth.

Elon Musk slams New Jersey governor over Tesla direct sales ban

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There's an old story about New Jersey.

A fellow running for Mayor of one of the towns was asked why he turned down a nomination for Senator to Washington.

"I can make more money as Mayor here" he is reputed to have said.

'Nuff said?

Earth's night-side gets different kinds of neutrinos from day-side

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One moment.

This detector cannot detect the Tau and Muon neutrinos, it only detects the electron kind.

So to actually reach the conclusion proposed you'd need to measure the Tau and Muon types as well.

Otherwise the chain of logic is not complete.

Watch the MIT MER-BOT – half droid, half soft 'fish' – swim by itself

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Has to be said...

"Unleash the robot turbot."