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128-bit crypto scheme allegedly cracked in two hours

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Welcome

The Advanced Advanced Encryption Standard.

SpaceX billionaire claims Air Force official 'likely' made job-for-spy-sat-contract deal

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"Unlimited Larceny Alliance"

That's an outrageous suggestion impugning the reputation of a Corporation whose only crime has been "Defending America" (TM)*

*At least according to some corporate mouthpiece.

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I reckon Musk has the goods on Correll about trying to get a job off Spacex

Note his comments about the VP's job are carefully phrased as an "opinion."

If so that builds a chronology of events that at best looks very suspicious for Correll.

I just wish they'd be more honest about it. Like making Correll say "VP i/c of shmoozing ex colleagues for fatter contracts" which is probably what he'll be doing anyway.*

*I have no evidence for this of course.

Oculus boss: True virtual reality is 'a decade or two' away

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Gibson decks don't use screen..

They are referred to as a " 'trode set" implying direct neural stimulation, as does the ability of some nodes in the matrix to deploy "Black ICE" which appears to trigger something like a massive epileptic fit in any unauthorized user connected to them.

Mines the one with the Kindle loaded with Neuromancer, Burning Chrome etc.

Eyeball tracking by sensing the mucle currents is an existing technique. Decoding the optic nerve signals is in its infancy.

Boeing CEO says no more 'moonshots' after 787 Dreamliner ordeal

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Re: anyone read Wikinomics?

"I bring that up because what they're talking about with maximizing the value of their new build investment is how they've always operated. They're not doing anything new, as far as company strategy, it has just been so long since a really new plane appeared that people have forgotten :)"

Exactly. Build a core design (probably with bunch of new tech) and milk it for decades afterward. Thumbs up for the observation.

In 25-30 years his successor will start saying "It's about time we looked at moving the 787 on."

Fuel for jets DOES grow on trees

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Re: But, but.... Won't anybody think of the koalas?

"No worries. The mallee used is from Western Australia, we don't have native Koalas. It seems that the population did originally extend to WA, but it seems they may have been hunted to extinction by humans tens of thousands of years ago, when the climate started to become dry."

Really?

So Koala farming for burgers?

You know all those resources we're about to run out of? No, we aren't

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Re: Ahem.

""What has happened to the good science journalists?"

I can give you a clue.

"I agree it is a great article"

*smug smile*"

Sadly not working at the BBC it would seem

BT and Neul ink gov-funded deal: Milton Keynes to be test bed for Internet of Stuff

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Another reason not to move to Milton Keynes. ?

You decide.

Brits to vote: Which pressing scientific challenge should get £10m thrown at it?

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Re: The Govt priorities are Fuscked up

"Imagine a future where the UK was the first to generate self sustaining fusion by pumping £42bn into a UK only ITER, and became a net Energy and Energy Technology exporter to the WORLD."

There are quite good reasons to believe ITER won't work any better than the other upteen previous versions.

Things like for example the 1000 odd collisions the particles have to make before there is a reasonable probability of fusion happening. That's why they are so damm big (and getting bigger). There's no such thing as a "desk top" TOKAMAK.

That the particle distribution is Maxwellian and only a very small % of the whole will be at the top end of the tail IE energetic enough to fuse. The bulk of the charge will be in pole position to drain the energy that small fraction generates as heat or radiation.

That the concave magnetic fields of the TOKAMAK design do not apply a corrective force to shepherd the plasma particles back to the centre of the torus, so they continually dump energy to the walls, which has to be topped up somehow.

ITER will however make Europe self sufficient in plasma science PhD's for the foreseeable future.

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Re: Nope

"Still not making any sense."

True.

Troll, semi random word generating bod, young child or SEL off their meds?

I can't decide.

They are all good reasons for the kill file.

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Wow, yes! It's the highest metacameron count I've ever seen!

Nice.

I think this has toppled "conslutant" as my favorite new word.

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Re: So which of Cameron's friends ...

"I always think the worst of people, that way I'm often pleasantly surprised when they fail to live down to my expectations :-)"

Good.

Although it's a rare day when they fail to live down to mine.

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Of course there is *one* development that would (or could) cover all of them.

That would be a self replicating nanotechnology on the lines outlined by KE Drexler.

That of course is never going to happen.

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Let's look at this from a British perspective.

eco-friendly flight,

I would have thought the last thing all those UKIP supporters would want would be cheaper ways for "Johny foreigner" to rock up on their shores, taking their jobs, taking their houses, claiming their benefits etc etc. :).

sustainable food,

The UK has one of the most efficient (subsidy) farming systems in Europe. Why try harder?

safe and clean water,

The only UK water survey ever done (during the 1976 drought) found that in fact the UK has plenty of water, but most of it is in Wales. Note UK water companies are all foreign owned and make profits in the £100s of £m range. 4 decades on the UK is no nearer setting up an effective "water grid" that it was in the days of maxi skirts and cheescloth shirts and some water co's lose as much water in their leaks as they manage to sell to their customers. I'm looking at you Thames Water. The "fix" does not need new technology, it needs legal changes and a regulator with a testicle transplant.

non-resistant antibiotics,

Bulls**t. I guess these arse**les don't understand how evolution works to understand how dumb that is.

a cure for paralysis and independent living for those with dementia.

There are 100 types of dementia. It's been so ignored (being thought impossible to do anything about) that £10m might make a difference, and as 1 in 4 of the current UK population (excluding certain parts of Glasgow) are expected to make 100 this is pretty relevant to the UK.

So with 4 in 5 being pretty much total fails I'd say the odds on bet is that whatever the Great British Public (gawd bless em') choose it will be a fail.

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Re: So which of Cameron's friends ...

"Has a company researching each of these problems?"

Hmmm.

They cynicism is strong in this one.

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Re: Agriculture

"In the US

In the UK there is not the stupidity"

I'd suggest you look up how poultry farming is done in the UK.

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@stucs201

"anti-biotic resistance - Patients: finish the damn course, don't leave the last few pills because you feel better. Doctors: don't cut the length of course prescribed to save funds."

You missed the big one.

Stop feeding them to farm animals as "growth promoters" so every bacteria on the planet can get a set of plasmids for all know anti biotics.

Then maybe the drug companies could actually restart developing (and looking) for some new ones.

Creepy Facebook urges users to pester friends about their SEX LIVES

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And in the Creepinness Stakes Zuck is ahead of Eric by a nose.

Which is what the company is sticking in peoples business.

And if you stick your nose in business and inhale you might not like what you smell.

Son of ACTA pours fuel on IP trade fire

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I guess the UK would have to have a law prohibiting fracked gas from export to get low prices

Or can I expect all UK fracked gas to be sold on the open market?

Achtung! Use maths to smash the German tank problem – and your rival

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Please understand it's about interpretion of information that is *legally* visible.

It's a technique of inference.

Like the old CIA section that dealt with "crateology, " the study of shipping containers.

Keep in mind that incrementing counts are used because they are cheap to track and to generate ( "Is SN 37256 one of ours?" Well if the SN counter is up to 40000 probably).

May be important, may not be

US authorities name five Chinese military hackers wanted for espionage

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Re: Maybe we get to meet some of the NSA cube rats as well.

"You should definitely go into IT security. "

Maybe I already am. You'd never know.

" Every major company would love to hear how they could protect themselves against having their secrets stolen by spy-tech, Chinese moles, zero day exploits, and social engineering. "

What a charmingly perfect world you must live in. Please pat a passing unicorn on the head for me.

IRL no Board member likes to hear they are going to have to spend serious money (and OMFG it's not even as if it's all on hardware but training on vermin staff, who could like, leave us afterward and take it with them, the ba**ards)

"When someone with the resources of a state actor want your s**t, it's really hard to keep them from getting it."

Well done.

You have learned the first lesson of security.

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Maybe we get to meet some of the NSA cube rats as well.

There are no good guys in this story.

Just out of control spying organizations that just can't stop collecting information on people.

With no effective oversight on either side does anyone really trust they not spying on everyone?

As for security any company part of whose income derives from "know how," "knowledge" or any other synonym for IP (including how they run their business as well as the products they make) should realize from day 1 that there are people who want your s**t.

It's not about how much good security costs, it's about how much you lose if your p**s poor bargain basement efforts fail.

Wanna slice of £6bn? Set up an IT supplier and apply to the UK.gov

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And the winners are.....

Oh look it's "The Usual Suspects (TM)"

Because "We just don't feel comfortable with those oiks smaller suppliers."

Gee thanks, Ofcom! BT 'pleased' to hang onto pricing 'freedom' for Openreach fibre product

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Here's a question.

"A ‘fully unbundled’ line to a property. Again, the telecoms provider uses its own equipment in the exchange, but this time it takes full control of the line to offer both broadband and voice. "

Fault on the line running from home to exchange, because the wiring's about 30 years old for example.

Openreach? ISP? Subscriber hires own leccy bod to come out?

It actually sounds potentially good news for customers.

So WTF are BT so happy about it? Does the pricing freedom on fibre mean they get to stitch up ISP on their back haul from the exchange?

Cautious, but still suspicious, welcome.

Siri, what do you make of IBM's Cognea gobble? Oh, we can't print THAT

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"conversational services." At last.

Intelligent phone sex.

Cisco's Chambers to Obama: Stop fiddling with our routers

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Another good reason not to buy American? Or a reason for hardware diversity?

PC's from one mfg

Servers from another

Routers from a 3rd

Firewalls from a 4th.

Ideally all based in different countries.

Paranoid? Certainly.

Paranoid enough? Not so sure.

GCHQ grants security clearance to Samsung's Knox mobe security

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Of course this will not stop the most common data compromise scenario.

The civil servant that leaves it (switched on) on the train going home.

But then nothing will.

Titsup Russian rocket EXPLODES, destroys $275m telly satellite

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Re: Here's another one I prepared earlier

"A large proportion of the cost of a satellite is the custom design and build. Is it not standard practice to build at least one identical spare alongside the original?

Certainly comm sat operators do like to have spares (either on the ground or on orbit).

The learning curve on most satellites is very steep. The cost to double production (IE 1 --> 2) is a lotsmaller. Iridium hired the guy who developed iPad production to streamline the process. Their 77 sats were much cheaper to knock out at the end.

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Actually Delta IV and Atlas V *can* do bigger but at

Eyewatering cost.

Which might explain why most commercial customers won't use them.

US space-station crisis: 'We have enough of our own problems' sighs Russian deputy PM

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Re: Return of Hermes

"Ariane5 was originally intended to carry the Hermes spaceplane as part of the Eu's "Frogs in Space" project. Shoudl be easy enough to reinstate it"

I'll point out that Hermes got cancelled because it got too fat to carry, much like some Americans.

Software 'appointed to board' of venture capital firm

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"Ageing Analytics"

Does El Reg still do that "Codger on a skateboard" tee shirt?

So when things go titsup "It's the software what done it, honest."

IBM accidentally invents new class of polymers

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Impressive stuff. You can bet they will be varying the mix to see what they can find

Exciting times.

Real, hovering SPEEDER BIKE can be YOURS for cheaper than a house

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The Fairchild Ryan hover jeep lives again

Yea for that.

All that is old is new again.

Maybe they've got the bugs out after 5 decades.

Cloud computing aka 'The future is trying to KILL YOU'

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"It's the end of history I tell ye"

Some how I get a feeling of Deja Vu all over again.

Know what I mean?

Cloud computing is FAIL and here’s why

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SHOCK News. El Reg hack suffers major pacifier ejection event.

Ahhhhhh.

Diddummms.

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All hail the <s>mainframe</s> cloud. All hail the <s>mainframe</s> cloud.

And when the "cloud" give mainframe level reliability maybe they will.

ULA says to blame SpaceX for Russian rocket rebuff

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Re: Yes the ULA have been pushing the "irrisponsible" routine for a while now.

"LO2/LH2 engines are "better" but also more complex and expensive. The lack of good LO2/LH2 technology, especially for upper stages (like the Centaur), is what is keeping Russia away from deep space probes. "

Generally speaking people think of the RL10 as one of the simplest LO2/LH2 engines, given its relatively modest chamber pressure and fairly benign expander cycle.

I'd expect a Russian RL10 to be mfg with he same level of automation as their other engines, which means substantially cheaper.

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Yes the ULA have been pushing the "irrisponsible" routine for a while now.

This issue has been known since before the day the Atlas V first launched.

NASA proclaimed LO2/LH2 was the only way in the early 1970's. So everybody walked away from LOX/RP1 development.

Time has proved that was pretty short sighted, given the number of Atlas V Vs Delta IV launches.

In normal businesses this would mean the supplier would reinvest some of their profits into bringing the engine mfg "on shore." (people forget that LV "off shored" one of the key parts of any LV, especially one primarily funded for "National Security Space" applications ).

But of course this is government con-tractor land, where the con-tractor only ever does what the USG asks (and pays) for.

Game of Thrones written on brutal medieval word processor and OS

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@Mike SMith

REAL men use COPY CON FILENAME.ZIP

Well played.

WANTED: New head of crashingly expensive, error-prone and frankly cursed one-dole-to-rule-them-all system

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@A Twig

"Rather than launch straight into "universal" - start off with a system that can do one thing well, say unemployment benefit."

Umm. Because 8 benefits with the simplest claimants was the phased roll out.

It's my understanding that the UK benefits system is really complex.

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*Theoretically* the idea seems reasonable.

Ultimately leading to an greatly reduced data volume of more accurate information.

And BTW WTF (outside of UK govt benefit claimants) gets paid every 2 weeks?

But then you get the implementation.

The UK benefit system has evolved over decades, as has the systems that support them.

You can bet theirs a bunch of IBM mainframes (and possibly an Fujitsu/ICL or two) in there, some Sun and other *nix and the latest layer of Windows servers.

BTW in the 1980's "Alvey" framework one of the projects was on "Knowledge based systems," It's goal, to have a dialogue with a user and work out a)Where they eligible for a benefit b)What those benefits might be and c) What level where they entitled to.

Note the real problems with the diagnosis are a) Rules change, so rule management is non trivial and b) Benefit entitlements interact in complex cris crossing ways. some enable others. some lock out others. .

So just co-ordinating the developers alone was going to be a nightmare (I don't thing COBOL people really do agile, but I could be wrong).

But I reckon Colin Campers comments have a fair bit to play as well.

TalkTalk broadband growth WANES as it reports surge in pay-TV customers

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Perfectly good headline opportunity wasted.

"Dido: 'No white flag above our door' "

But frankly my WTF thought is Stalk Stalk is growing ???

Be the next tech hotshot – by staying the hell away from regulators

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Re: OTOH, you could regulate to encourage new business

"By treating the taxation differently, between none productive money and money spent taking risks by creating jobs and building the economy."

Actually this has been tried in the UK.

Typically what happens is some sort of tax break for higher rate tax payers only if they invest in some kind of "scheme."

Typically tax lawyers and accountants construct "pseudo" risky schemes that look like they are investing in something new (and risky) but in fact are not.

Then tax courts rule it's an "Aggressive tax avoidance" scheme the people reach a (very reasonable) agreement to pay off (some) of their (alleged) liability and it all starts over again.

Look up "Business Expansion Scheme" ad nausum.

Dixons and Carphone Warehouse confirm £3.7bn merger

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1 giant company

Same s**t service.

Boffins 3D-print biomimetic shark skin

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*extremely* regular teeth

Which may be a factor in the relatively small improvement.

But let's keep in mind it's about 6% faster x6% less energy.

together those features may multiply to give a shark with them a significant survival advantage over other sharks.

Who would be quite pathetic by comparison.

Scots team builds SONIC SCREWDRIVER to repair damaged nerves

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Intriguing device.

If this thing can be applied to nerve cells it might be possible to build a unit capable of re-connecting all the nerves in a spinal column. The problem is both the size of the individual nerves and the huge number of connections to be made.

This looks like it could have the capacity to handle both.

Space Station in CRISIS: Furious Russia threatens to BAN US from ISS

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This is the result of NASA wlaking away from LOX/RP1 engines in the 1970's.

Because everyone knew that LH2/LO2 is the highest conventional Isp combination.

What "everybody" (well everybody in NASA) did not see was the permanent 90% cut (as a proportion of government spending) post Apollo, when Johnson basically called "mission accomplished" on the space race and Tricky Dicky tried to kill off the whole thing.

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Re: Space Race?

"The more fun thing is, the US GPS constellation is aging, with no replacement plans in sight."

Rather interestingly part of what caused the Spacex lawsuit was that the 14 "openly competed" launches left after the 36 core block buy was handed to ULA was mostly for GPS.

Then the USAF said some were not needed after all.

Then it turned out that ULA gets a fixed minimum number of launches every year of the contract (which is probably the real minimum level their factory needs to break even).

Some of those GPS birds are >23 years old and yes F9 is capable of delivering one of them to orbit, but now ULA have offered to deliver 2 to order on the same launch (and at only "slightly" extra cost)..

Teardowns confirm $1,500 Google Glass hardware is DIRT CHEAP

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That's what they call the *gross* profit.

About 90%.

Then there are indirect costs.

But my guess is that after allthe overheads, transport etc, come off Google are still making close to an Apple level of net profit.

Looks like there's one glasshole born every minute.

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Re: "When you buy Google Glass for $1,500...

"You're getting the right to be laughed at by everyone else who can see through the Emperor's New Clothes..."

And Google the right to spy on them forever as well.