* Posts by John Smith 19

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Remember Control Data? The Living Computer Museum wants YOU

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You need "A few good men from Univac"

(History of the CDC)

It's in my side pocket.

Crypto-boffins propose safer buddy list protocol

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I think this is the start of a *long* road

An internet that protects its users from themselves.

As always with crypto and privacy the devils in the details but (cautious) thumbs up.

Cunning Reg reader cracks LOHAN hot coupling condundrum

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Historically smoth breaking connectors have *always* been a problem

I think it was the Blue Steel cruise missile that had a monster 100+ connector for it's INS and other functions that had to break on separation.

I think they used something like a crumpled meter press stud on each connection.

Semiconductor boffin: 3D NAND don't need NO STEENKIN' TSVs

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"Only the TSV your article refers to are intended to mean the sort of vias you would need to make a stack-of-chips work. Through Chip Via would have been a more accurate term, but that's not your fault."

Historically in the chip industry the are just called "vias." As in "You'll need some vias between metal 2 and metal 4 for the clock."

Formed layers on a wafer are thin, maybe a few micrometres on a wafer 300-700 micrometres thick.

In contrast a through via is the full thickness long, which gives it a huge aspect ratio relative to the usual kind.

Zuckerberg and other directors sued over gigantic packages

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Wow. Non voting "B" shares that give you *no* control whatsoever in the company.

And people bought them in the 21st century.

You are indeed all Marki Mark's "bitches."

Everyone can and should learn to code? RUBBISH, says Torvalds

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@Mr Xavia

(But I would not actually call HTML or CSS coding, I call that a markup language)

Because it is?

But yeah I never really wanted to code. I wanted my computer to do something. Code was the only way to get it.

Bechtolsheim's baby Arista Networks soars in stock market debut

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Re: Are They...

"Add to that a couple of tarpits to soak up attacker resources and a good dose of deception scripts (think Fred Cohen's DTK and whatever he came up next) and you could cook up a bit of a headache for the purveyors of the APT path into your information, be it criminal hackers or government ones (from a protection perspective there's little difference IMHO, only that the latter can also slap you with a legal demand if you piss them off too much)."

True.

One snoops "enabling security" is another criminal hackers back door.

Vodafone: SPOOKS are plugged DIRECTLY into our network

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Does the phrase "right to privacy" not register with some people?

For example if I wrote to a friend "Is it just me or does everyone want to punch David Cameron in the face whenever they see him?" That's nobody else's business but me and my friend.

Not to be recorded and scanned later, along with everybody else

Not to be key word searched, along with everybody else

Because I have not done anything.

And 1 RIPA warrant --> 1 transatlantic cable? WTF's that "oversight."

I am actually quite amazed Vodaphone has published this. I thought they were hand in blouse with the last government on implementing the Snoopers Charter.

US escalates Stingray mobe-snooping secrecy battle as judge unseals evidence

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Re: "Burn Notice" was a documentary series

"And so is "Person of Interest"."

Unfortunately "Enemy of the State" turned out to be an inspirational vision of the future for someone.

THE PATRIOT Act. 320+ paragraphs written in 6 weeks and passed in 1 day.

Really?

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"Burn Notice" was a documentary series

Who knew?

Google reaches into own silicon brain to slash electricity bill

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So it looks like some kind of simulated annealing optimization process run on the load

Just a wild guess.

Too bad no one's prepared to build a clockless intel compatible processor.

Has Google gone too far? Indie labels say it's crunch time for The New Economy

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Picking them off one by one.

I hope they were on the phone to Merlin ASAP.

Google is a multi $Bn corporation.

For them SME's are just someone to turn into road kill. There idea of "negotiation" is likely to be "Here's what we're going to pay you. say "thank you" now f**k off."

Welcome to the Microsoft of the 21st century.

And like them "We're not a monopoly. Other providers are available."

Apple: We'll tailor Swift to be a fast new programming language

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Re: Compound statements considered harmfull.

"In Oberon it was done properly: statement lists. No BEGIN or {, except at the star of a procedure. A couple of keywords terminated a statement list, and END was one of them, next to ELSE and possibly UNTIL (forgot whether Oberon has a REPEAT UNTIL)."

That's beautiful.

Remind me how many software projects have been built in Oberon.

Major corporate users?

NSA: Inside the FIVE-EYED VAMPIRE SQUID of the INTERNET

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Intel Inside

Spying on you 24/7.

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Re: But

"during the cold war , we (Nato) were cheerfully hacking into russian comm cables and leaching off data by the bucket load until it was given away by a traitor or the russians found the splice themselves."

Except these were actual opponents. The tapping of the Russian lines (in East Germany IIRC) was for military telephone lines, not just some random Russian telephone callers.

Which is exactly the target of this surveillance.

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@Jiim 59

"Perhaps our enemies are off-net, like Bin Laden was ?"

Which rather suggests most of this effort is a waste of time, does it not?

Unless the "catching paedoterrrorists" claim is just an excuse for a massively out of control surveillance apparatus supported by politicians who were clearly much more terrified of a few Saudi Arabians than any of their constituents.

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"Menwith Hill was being used to monitor trans-Atlantic traffic *decades* before 9/11"

FTFY

Queen's Speech: Computer Misuse Act to be amended, tougher sentences planned

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Re: WTF are 'paedophilic manuals'?

""Paedophilic manuals" are just a desperate attempt by the Tories to appeal to the Daily Heil reading public who have defected to UKIP..."

Probably.

The most likely kind of "grooming" going on here is grooming voters to vote for them.

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Re: ASSTR

"I guess it's a good job that alt.sex.stories text repository is not hosted in the UK then?"

True.

The last outing of the Obscene Pub's Act was IIRC down to a story posted to there from a UK citizen.

Politicians seem to have a huge problem with recognizing the difference between fantasy (as in "not real") with real life (as in "real")

Perhaps because so many of the things they claim are fantasies?

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"I guess the Bible would be included"

I think so.

IIRC there a few fathers "begatting" with their daughters and if you do the math on some of the wives they'd definitely be classed as JB.

I think in some cases you're in Jerry Lee Lewis territory.

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Re: WTF are 'paedophilic manuals'?

"Imagine if someone began issuing a manual of how to kill people, should possesion of that be banned? What about a story told in the first person about killing someone? A story containing a rape? A story where the lead character says something offensive or expresses a view about terrorism/paedophilic manuals that appears to support or "glorify" either?"

Why imagine?

At least one has been published (in the USA of course).

1st amendment rights. Not just for the causes you love, but also the causes you hate.

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Yet Another TOTC law. I sense the hand of Ms Perry

Yet again.

I feel a short public information film coming on

Protecting code's secrets wins ACM prize

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This is clearly a computer science paper

It's got lots of odd symbols in and everything.

Sadly what it does (or even how it does it) is completely beyond me.

DARPA crazytech crew want to create HUMAN-FREE cyber defence systems

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I smell trouble. Something about "self referential systems?"

It's true brain surgeons perform brain surgery on conscious patients.

They don't perform it on themselves.

There's a reason for that.

Get ready for Europe's robo-butlers: Billions of €€€s pledged to electro-slave dream

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There *is* a half way house in all this.

Not a full butler, a teleoperator driven by a human.

That lets a central location service all the homes, near instant availability and a human handles the motion planning, voice and visual recognition.

The UK's population is aging. Making good use of the yoof will become more important.

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Re: Agricultural robots?

"Don't forget to include:

Robots that can shout, "ger off my land!"

Robots that can wave a shotgun at hikers

Robots to say, "oooh aaarr, you 'ave twenty seconds to comply!""

You'll also need a sound file with "You townie folk don't understand our country ways."

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

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Re: TRAITORS

"Do you seriously think that anyone at GCHQ has the time, or interest, to look into the average El Reg commentard's extra-martial philanderings? Unless the initial comment came from an IP address flagged as somewhere like the Palace of Westminster, or other plave of interest, I doubt if the message even got noticed."

True.

But I'll bet it got filed "just in case" that person turns into the 0.03% of the UK population who might be planning to commit a terrorist act (nail bomb set off at the houses of Parliament, egging Nigel Farage, who knows).

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Re: TRAITORS

"Not that I'm defending reading ordinary peoples' mail. But spying on foriegn governments is what we have intelligence services for. And I'm perfectly happy for that to include allies like Angela Merkel. The German government's position on various global and European issues is vital to British national interests. And no nation with a foreign intelligence service itself has any right to complain too much when it gets spied on. Well the game is, you complain loudly for a bit, for appearances, and maybe get some concessions, then go back to business as usual."

If only.

The whole point about this saga is it's indiscriminate spying on everyone, all the time.

That's not "targeted intelligence gathering," that's data fetishism.

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Wow. 1 warrant to cover *everything* on a whole undersee cable.

This would be "Operation Fishing Trip"

Due process? Just cause? WTF is that?

Please be seated at your FOUR-LEGGED PC

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Next project, build one of these for <$100

In metal, a bit tricky. In wood, not so much.

I think the roller track for the draw may be a bit steep, but not impossible.

Idea Excellent. Implementation. Meh.

Google: OK world, make our 'End-to-End' crypto tool SPOOK PROOF

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While THE PATRIOT Act is in force so what?

US company + US servers = All your data belong to Uncle Sam.

Intel unveils kit to speed evolution of digital driving

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And the price of this equipment is

"Reassuringly expensive"

I think so.

Automating repetitive tasks: If it moves, script it

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Log management ?

I try to keep well hydrated and not have too many heavy curries.

Oh, that kind of log.

How about printing your electricity?

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Impressive.

<2 micron layer thickness in ceramics is pretty good.

SOFC's run at (fairly) high temperatures and so can "crack" longer chain molecules to Hydrogen, making them multi fuel.

Handy given what a b**ger H2 is to generate and store.

Thumbs up for this clever bit of re-purposing.

I wonder. Is pixel skipping down to the budget print controller? Could a few electronic tweaks fix it?

TrueCrypt considered HARMFUL – downloads, website meddled to warn: 'It's not secure'

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Rebuild from source code

Isn't that the whole idea of open source?

Spy platform zero day exposes cops' wiretapped calls

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So even the snoops can't get it right.

Makes you wonder what holes in Dettica's kit (Bae's subsidiary and pole position for the Snooper Charter) exist, does it not?

Tesla's top secret gigafactories: Lithium to power world's vehicles? Let's do the sums

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Re: Unimaginative Place Names

"Hmm.

Galena

Leadville

Silver City

All without switching on m' brain (runs the batteries down)."

"Galena" Alaska nearly became the first town supplied by a sealed-for-life Plutonium fast reactor courtesy of Toshiba.

Nearly being the operative word.

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Re: So what's really needed is a cheap way to do mass spectrometry on a *huge* scale.

"If you can find a 'trick' to do that, you will be releasing enough energy that it should be able to power the planet forever."

Well yes that's the problem.

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@Big_Boomer

"Hydrogen by comparison is not at all scary, even at 1000's of PSI and -260°C. Methane/Propane are better but are still carbon polluters and thus are not "Green", merely greener. Personally, i think the solution to the problem is 2 fold. 1- More people work from home = less journeys. 2- Less people = less CO2. "

Wow.

Your really are clueless about how dangerous GH2 or LH2 really is. The USAF assess pressure vessels at 4000psi in Kg of TNT. GH2 tanks seem to need 5000psi for reasonable amounts of storage. Tanks storage is closer to -253c but will flash freeze anything (or anyone) within fairly close range before it explodes given that GH2's explosive range is around 4% to 96% GH2 in an air mix.

The point about the use of Methane or Propane is that they are renewable so they do not increase the level of Carbon in the atmosphere

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@JDX

"When you ASSume, some ASS comes along and patronises you?"

Only if you're ignorant enough to deserve it.

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So what's really needed is a cheap way to do mass spectrometry on a *huge* scale.

This would literally split anything into it's component atoms (or rather particles with the same e/M ratio)

Sadly generating the epic quantity of power needed to ionize stuff is beyond the power of the human race (and likely to remain so).

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Re: Synthetic LPG

You missed one.

It turns out there are bacteria that excrete Propane in the same way as Methane. IIRC they were found in some deep undersea hot sulphur vents.

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@Squeezer

"If you think that fuel cells are going to win over batteries, where is the fuel (hydrogen?) going to come from?"

You assume he's talking about a straight H2 fuel cell.

You know what happens when you assume, right?

A budget phablet, what a curious thing: Reg puts claws to the Lumia 1320

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Long battery life and good for reading stuff.

I could be tempted.

ICO raps UK Student Loans Co for leaking MEDICAL files and more

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Still don't get it

It's not their f**king data

US sheddies knock up flying plastic toolbox

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Done for the sheer thrill of the challenge

Suitable bonkers.

Australia iOS ransom gizmo-snatch OUTRAGE not our FAULT: Apple

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Perfectly good headline wasted.

"Taking the Pliss" "Pliss taking the cash" etc.

No?

Suit yourself.

Microsoft Cortana EULA contains the Greatest Disclaimer of ALL TIME

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I can't shake the feeling that Agenda is *still* the SoA in "intelligent assistance"

Which is pretty f**king sad.

NOT APPY: Black cab drivers enraged by Hailo as taxi tech wars rage on

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"String 'em up, it's the only language they understand."

Mine's the one with the black bomber jacket and a copy of Private Eye in the side pocket.

Congress divorces NIST and NSA

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Re: I doubt it

"The NSA probably wants to read all the DoD secrets along with those belonging to everyone else."

True.

But probably not because they have broken the crypto.

As a recent presentation by (IIRC) a Swedish researcher put it SOP is to circumvent the crypto in the first place.

The lock on the front door is solid.

Too bad the door is fibreboard in a sheetroc frame.