* Posts by John Smith 19

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One more reason for Apple to dump Intel processors: Another SGX, kernel data-leak flaw unearthed by experts

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Mo' interfaces. Mo' problems

<sigh>

Again.

US-EU project to bring Mars samples back to Earth needs two more years, extra $4bn, watchdog warns

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A shed load of money. OTOH...

1) This will be the first sample return since Stardust (which made the fastest ever re-entry to earths atmosphere of a man made object)

2)Prior to that the only substantial samples deliberately sent to earth (all meteorites are samples from off earth) were from Apollo or the Soviet Lunokhod.

3) Each mars launch window is 670 days apart (about 26 months) so if you miss one by a week or a month makes no practical difference.

What's really disappointing is that the concept of small positive displacement pumps were developed (in part) specifically for this mission but I'm guessing that despite this budget (or at least this request for a budget increase) they cannot afford to try that technology.

Former Microsoft tester sent down for 9 years after $10m gift card fraud

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Want to build a secure system?

Think like a criminal.

Unfortunately this wasn't built by such people.

You can't deny he really "tested" the system though.

Bad software crashed Boeings. Now it appears the company lacked a singular software supremo

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Pity they didn't think it that important earlier.

But it's not just the software.

Driving the software with non redundant sensors (which Boeing has done twice that I'm aware of so far) is not software but is certainly doesn't make that task easier.

Let's see if they can turn improve Boeing's delivery as well as its image.

UK's 'minimum viable product' for Brexit transit software will not be ready until December, leaving no time for testing

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I think I found it live on the internet already here. It appears to work reliably.

Nice.

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Still, no one buys any of their food from the EU, do they?

Because otherwise they might be a bit f**ked on Jan 2nd*

*Very little will be moving on Jan 1st. OTOH it's likely very little will be moving after Jan 1st as the Farage Garage will be open for business.

With less than two months left, let's check in on Brexit: All IT systems are up and running and ready to go, says no one

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"Haitch is the Catholic pronunciation of the letter which proddies call aitch. "

I did not know this.

Just one of the myriad of details that made the undercover soliders life so tricky back in the day.

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"Also there was Zero obligation to trigger Article 50 on ANY particular date. "

Meet the 3 Horsemen of the Brexocalypse

David cretinous clod Cameron and his cunning plan to keep the Conservative Party united (and kill off UKIP). Oh for a patriot with a time machine and marksmanship skills.

Teresa if-she's-not-on-the-spectrum-I'm-a-Gazelle May. Triggering Article 50 for bu**er all reason and no actual impact analysis to find out the scale of the sh**storm she was causing.

Bu***hit "Boris" (because that's no more real than his belief in Brexit) Johnson. Proof that relentless sh**stirring over 3 decades can get you the dream job you've always craved because you deeply believe you are the next Churchill/Thatcher rather yet another rampant narcissist smart people can see you for.

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"Yes, it should have been, "

Another gutless quitter, or just the same one?

I'm starting to get where the Americans learned their notions of "American Exceptionalism" from.

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Didn't take long for the Brexiteers to go AC did it?

By 2026 I suspect the number of those 17 million who will admit to voting for the clusterf*88k they caused will be on a par with the number who would admit they voted for The British Union of Fascists in 1936 on VE night.

Brexiteers do so love their WWII symbolism, don't you.

Which one of you keyboard warriors hasn't got the strength of their convictions to put their name to this post?

We did NAT see that coming: How malicious JavaScript can open holes in your firewall for miscreants to slip through

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WTF?

"opens up inbound service ports as required similar to uPNP."

That comaprison alone should make people very twitchy about this protocol.

Days before the US election, phishers net $2.3m from Wisconsin Republicans

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"The election could mean a big payday for crims unless processes are tightened up."

Starting with how parties select their candidates?

And all such scams are "sophisticated" because if they weren't the victims would look gullible fools who fell for a story that a competent person wouldn't have.

Can we stop megacorps from using and abusing our data? That ship has sailed, ex-NSA lawyer argues in new book

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"Eliminating your privacy to protect your freedom."

Isn't that the motto of all data fetishists everywhere?

Brave browser first to nix CNAME deception, the sneaky DNS trick used by marketers to duck privacy controls

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Sooner or later we're going to have to work out a way to fund all this.

Yes it's all pretty despicable

But how do work out a way that makes it affordable yet rewards people who do the work?

Fook nose.

Linux kernel's Kroah-Hartman: We're not struggling to get new coders, it's code review that's the bottleneck

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"Humans really shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a computer."

And with the endless levels of "managed" code very few are.

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Old rule of chess.....

If you want to play better, play smarter opponents.

Finding bugs in an expert devs code makes you pretty good.

But if you don't you get to find out how a master coder thinks.

I like to think of like an MMA sparing bout. A strong piece of code takes on all comers and is still standing.

You want to play the game? You want a rep? Start studying the field.

How the tables have turned: Bloke says he trained facial recognition algorithm to identify police officers

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So FB transaltion trained on 2200 language pairs but actuall more like 9900 possible

IE 22% coverage.

The illusion of inclusion without the hard work to make it happen.

Something to think about there.

RIAA DMCAs GitHub into nuking popular YouTube video download tool, says it's used to slurp music

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Taylor Swift downloads?

I'd call that fork "Sexy giraffe"

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DRM is fundamentally flawed. When will these idiots get that into their heads?

Never.

Never.

It's the same mindset as "You can have secure encryption but it must have a govt backdoor into it"

And from people with pretty much the same sort of IT ignorant background.

Is it Iran or Russia's hackers we need to worry about? The Russians, definitely the Russians, says US intelligence

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"Meanwhile the big money and power rolls on unabated."

And while people think that way it always will.

Cynicism is the simplest political philosophy to support.

It asks nothing and offers nothing.

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Winners have plans. Losers have excuses. What does this sound like?

Because of an election system designed (and never updated) when the fastest way to carry a message across the US was by horseback. Less than 10% of the people who vote will decide the who gets to be the 45th president.

If Nelly wins again he'll say because he's so great and any talk of postal electoral fraud will disappear. Otherwise he will go on and on about it like the petulant ex prep schoolboy with a massively-over-developed-sense-of-entitlement he is.

The question is can you convince that 10% that a 5 times bankrupt casino owner (who can't make a profit running a machine for separating people from their money) is in fact a total f**king moron?

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"and calling something sosialist seems to work well "

That's the dog whistle that always works.

The all purpose slur.

AFAIK the last time a real socialist ran in CA it was a writer guy called Upton Sinclair in 1948.

His campaign manager was some low rent scribbler called Henning, or was it Heinlein?

Something about "Taking back your government," or some such nonsense.

Boeing puts Loyal Wingman robot fighter jet through its paces... on the ground

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It looks reminiscent of Thunderbird 2.

It really does.

Not so much TB2 but one of the generic aircraft that take off in the series (usually before a spectacular crash).

It's something about being just the right distance away from the camera, and the sound track of a turbine spooling up.

ISS air leakage fixed in time for crew handover, thanks to floating teabag

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Bishop, in Aliens...

Didn't end well..

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NET than Saturday for Rocket Lab launch. NET than flight 17 for recovery

Which still might , just might be before Jan 1st.

Maybe.

Bearing in mind Beck has gone from "Totally impossible" to "We're going for it" that will still be a pretty major achievement.

China reveals audit of 320,000 local apps, with 34 booted from app stores and hundreds of devs warned they could suffer same fate

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" China has installed 690,000 5G " sounds pretty amazing.

But it's just a base station for every police station and local party office.

Quick thinking and an explanation for everything – key CTO qualities

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Wow. What a set on this guy.

With him handling IT Elizabeth Holmes might have gotten away with Tharanos.

Just. Wow.

Top doctors slam Google for not backing up incredible claims of super-human cancer-spotting AI

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Anyone recall "Iterated Systems" ?

Claimed super-duper-astonishingly-good-you-won't-believe how good fractal compression.

Had half a dozen pictures with massive compression ratios.

Algorithm? Actually grad students stuck in office for months.

Finally released software was basically brute force search for the coefficients and was sloooooow. Let's call Michael Beasley's claims (for legal reasons) "optimistic"

This has a similar whiff. Missing detailed structure and critical parameters not listed. This should never have been given major attention in a scientific journal. Early publication credit for preliminary results fine. But where's the f**king follow up?

My BS meter is redlining like a Geiger counter in the engine compartment of a Cold War era Soviet nuclear submarine.

Elizabeth Holmes' plan to avoid her Theranos fraud trial worked out about as well as her useless blood-testing machines

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I'd think her new hubby better watch his back.

The average psycho don't take rejection well.

Mines the one with the Kevlar back lining.

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Actually "The New Steve Jobs" tag is not so far off.....

Both came across as extremely demanding in getting results from others.

Neither seemed to have a very deep understanding of the technology they wanted.

Jobs trousering a $5K bonus while getting his mate to do the work would be something Holmes would admire. Likewise faking impotence to avoid a paternity suite. Pure genius. A man she could learn from.

Yes I've got Jobs nailed as a high scorer on the PCL-R. I suspect Holmes would actually score higher.

And she's tall and blonde, which we all know the Orange One is partial too. Bit talkative though. There's only room for one ego that size in the White House.

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"you'd be astonished how little the average American cares about what people

in other countries think of us."

No. We would not.

We really don't think most of you give a f**k what other people think of your country.

And as long as most of them stay within twenty miles of their front door f**king their siblings we're alright with that also.

Excel is for amateurs. To properly screw things up, those same amateurs need a copy of Access

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*all* applications can be made much smaller if.....

a) The user knows exactly what they want to do at all times.

b) The data they are provided with is correct at all times

c) They never make keying or pointing mistakes

d) It is guaranteed that no two users will ever access the same record at the same time.

I've never seen a code analysis but IMHO 75% of all code is about not what the program does, but what it has to stop the user doing, or fixing it when the user gets it wrong. BTW just because you can't see the ton of code managing record locking in a proper DB system does not mean it isn't there.

In my universe a) is uncommon, b) is a fantasy c) is absurd d) is a distant dream.

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Oh $deity

That really takes me back.

And not in a good way.

Manager -- MS Access training course --> Just a small app for 1 person --> App for X people. --> S**tstorm.

We were mostly an iSeries house. You simply don't have to worry about stupid s**t in DB/400 that regularly came up in Access.

UK taxman waves through £168.8m Fujitsu contract because no one else can hold up 30-year-old infrastructure

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I assume with COBOL.

And you'd be wrong.

CHIEF was written in an ICL tuned 4GL, running on several mainframes and minis at the time. Pretty much forgotten now.

Google is not that difficult to use.

Britain should have binned Huawei 5G kit years ago to cuddle up with Trump, says Parliamentary committee

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" Suez was just a reminder."

Suez really was the turning point where Isreal, France and the UK learned who was really in charge of the New (post WWII) World Order

And it wasn't them.

Interesting about the downvotes though.

Do you not believe me or not like the UK's position in the world? Not according with your fantasy perhaps of "Taking back control"?

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Trump *lost* money running (multiple) casinos

To the point of (multiple) bankruptcy (and roughly $400m in bailouts from Daddy Trumpf)

How is that possible?

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"This whole thing is bullshit and is starting to seriously annoy me."

That is exactly how politics operates.

I always liked the French line that "Politicians get money from the rich and votes from the poor by promising to protect one group from the other"

As good a definition of how politicians (not politics) operate as I have ever seen.

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"But cozying up to the US definitely is."

Basically UK policy (stated or unstated) since Suez went pear shaped in 1956

Selling hardware on a pay-per-use or subscription model is a 'lie' created by marketing bods

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...AsAService. Looks cheaper.

Isn't.

"Outsourcing" for the 2020's.

Big fun.

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I own your data. I own *you*.

You pay what I tell you to pay or I cut off access.

You don't have the bandwidth to download all that data and you can't collect it because I will not tell you where it is even stored

I think Kevin Spacey in Horrible Bosses put it quite succinctly.

"You are my b**ch"

Or to mis-quote Benjamin Franklin "They who give up essential (data) freedom to purchase temporarily lower costs deserve neither freedom nor lower costs"

Any business leader who doesn't get this is no leader, just a follower of fashions with no understanding of the issues.

Here's US Homeland Security collaring a suspected arsonist after asking Google for the IP addresses of folks who made a specific search

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Start of a *very* slippery slope

"Only a few." Hundred a day that is.

"Narrow" Less than half the population.

And WTF should the best protection against state invasion of privacy be a publicly traded corporation intent on protecting it's users illusion of privacy so it can violate them instead?

EFF off: Privacy Badger disables by default anti-tracking safeguard that can be abused to track you online

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Still. Like the name

Because. Badgers.

Institute of Directors survey says most bosses expect no mass return to the office if COVID-19 crisis ever ends

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" Convert to flats and solve the housing crisis."

You might like to look at HMG's recent changes to their planning regulations.

I smell the fingers of the "Teflon Dom" in this pie.

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"is that how a number of people REALLY see this?"

Some of us don't have a rose tinted view of capitalism. Some of us have seen quite a lot of it.

It goes with my view that quite a lot of managers are remarkably like nappies.

Always round your backside and full of s**t.

After ten years, the Google vs Oracle API copyright mega-battle finally hit the Supreme Court – and we listened in

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This smells of the old Apple "Look & Feel" BS for the Mac,

Lifted from Xerox.

Newsflash.

If you publish an API (Applications Programming Interface). it's an interface

If you keep the implementation secret and someone copies that code, that's copyright infringement.It's a problem if there's only really 1 good way to do function X. :-(

Tricky ones would be undocumented calls. Part of the API but not in the official list so what's that? Fish or fowl?

K8s on a plane! US Air Force slaps Googly container tech on yet another war machine to 'run advanced ML algorithms'

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"It's not like Watchkeeper..."

Thank $deity

What an utter PoS that is.

Infosec researchers pwned Comcast's voice-activated remote control so it could snoop on household chit-chat

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Guess people haven't learned much in the 7 years since Edward Snowden

These days I think I'd just tap the broadband line/phone line out of someones house.

Bound to be some device that a)Has a mic b)Sends it to a server c)Can have their security (or the data stream they are sending 24/7/365) compromised.

Do all those extra microphones and cameras in your house make you feel "safe"

Or just watched.

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It's got a mic and s**t security

Welcome to "Open mic" night in your home.

Former antivirus baron John McAfee collared, faces extradition to America on tax evasion, securities allegations

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"Many require a period of residency, "

I read that as "Many require a period of presidency, "

My eyesight.

What a Hancock-up: Excel spreadsheet blunder blamed after England under-reports 16,000 COVID-19 cases

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Hmm. 65 000 000 people. 1 000 000 col limit*

Who could have seen this coming?

*And that's best case for the new format.