* Posts by J 3

896 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

ITU Gen Sec: Why not speaking English can be a virtue

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Joke

Je ne comprends pas

Veja título. Danke sehr.

Firmado: un millonario.

Woman dies of heart attack at own funeral

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Joke

@Zombie

Why? Would they starve to, er... undeath there?

Apple's new Final Cut Pro X 'not actually for pros'

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Trollface

@Not for Pros?

Some engineers could use reading skills classes! Or didn't you read the whole article. See posts above about missing "pro" features in the new version for a hint...

World braces for domain name EXPLOSION

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Paris Hilton

Question

Since I'm pretty much ignorant about how these things really work backstage... Wouldn't it be possible to force them to move ($domain =~ s/\.com/\.xxx/ and etc. kind of thing), and them somehow punish/unplug whomever broke the "porn on .xxx only" rule? Why not, technically speaking?

Of course there would be some arbitrariness in defining porn, so that might be a problem. E.g. would Playboy be considered porn? (I wouldn't, but some people sure would)

Creationists are infiltrating US geology circles

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Alien

@Fools

Newsflash for you:

- not all degrees are of similar quality (see the proliferation of "Christian institutions", for example, mostly the place where these guys in the article hail from)

- not all scientists are of similar quality (not all Oxford PhD holders are equally good, say)

- not all ideas are of similar quality (and yes, some are stupid enough to deserve ridiculous and be immediately ignored -- I won't debate with a physician who thinks my disease is caused by evil spirits and the solution if to pray; I will simply run away as fast as I can)

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Facepalm

Er...

"Or did radioactivity start at -10000 with varying degrees?"

I think some people DO say that, crazy as it sounds to anyone not insane...

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Devil

Because...

Maybe because it is made up crap, fairy tales for (allegedly) grown-ups? OK, other religions are too, but they are not the point of the particular article, so the "nutty Christian" (most Christians are barely nutty, actually) bashing will have to be the one for now...

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Happy

@What is scary

Look up "Last Thursdayism"...

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Stop

@Denarius

"do some reading"

Which one is the irony icon again?

Since I am paid to teach these things, and I don't work for free here, I will just say this: keep quiet and stop embarrassing yourself. It is self-evident that you have no clue about the things you are talking about.

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Paris Hilton

@Having met

"if you are a theistic scientist, then you are either a very bad scientist or a very bad theist"

Well, maybe the second part more than the first, depending... I actually am a scientist, so of course a lot of the people I know are scientists. Quite devout ones seem to be rare in my experience, but they do exist. Most are of the "spiritual" kind, sort of deists in practice even if not explicitly in name. But besides the small handful of examples I know personally, you can take Francis Collins as the typical public example. No one can question his scientific credentials in his field. But I watched a talk of his here just after he published his "Language of God" book, and all of a sudden he's committing fallacies left, right, and center, and ignoring other areas of science that are not his in order to make the stupid "moral law" argument. The great thinker of the lab is a different person from the lousy one trying to save his god from (even more) irrelevance. Anyway...

So that's how the devout ones manage. They divide their brain in two parts that are completely separate in time, so to speak. When they are doing science, they are rigorous thinkers, relying on logic, previous knowledge, the data, etc. etc. as one would expect. When they are being religious, all that modus operandi is switched off and suddenly talking inside of your head to an imaginary being to ask for stuff you want is supposed to work. Contrary to reality, of course.

Now the good, but devout, scientists of course can't be of the fundamentalist kind, because no matter how much they partition their brain, there is no avoiding considering the most ridiculously unreal parts of their religion as "allegorical" -- because, you know, those parts are ridiculous and therefore must be "just a nice story to teach us something".

For the average science-ignorant person (e.g. a few fellow commentards here I could mention), things are much easier. Since they don't know much to begin with, cognitive dissonance is much less likely to strike, and they can even say with a straight face that science got it really wrong and your favorite priest got it right. In spite of... everything.

I wonder what Paris thinks of this issue...

Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

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Coat

"This could overturn decades of received wisdom on such things as CO2 emissions"

What a ridiculous statement. Nothing changes of the physics of greenhouse gases just because the Sun is weaker.

But if we indeed get into a "mini Ice Age" again and ideas like this flourish (they will, people being stupid), it will be interesting to see the consequences when the Sun's activity goes back up and all that nice extra carbon is in the atmosphere. Fortunately, if it's as long as the previous 70 year one I won't be alive by then, so who cares, right?

I might need a thicker coat.

Nissan car secretly shares driver data with websites

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IT Angle

Indeed...

Or are they saying they (or their suppliers) employ completely incompetent idiots for programmers and/or testers (if they do test the stuff), who don't even know what they are putting in the code?

Win8: A beginner's guide to FondleWindows

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Linux

Indeed

Do not like. It's Unity, iOS, now this W8 thing... At least with the first one we have the freedom to change to something less stupid, so I'm still safe.

Anyway...

"Once you have a decided to create a direct manipulation UI, there just aren't a lot of different ways of do things."

Does El Reg have an opening for someone who can edit the articles? It's getting worse by the day, seriously... If you pay well, I'm willing to change continents (saying that guarantees my post will have at least one glaring error, I know).

German boffins win prize for 'MP3 for phones'

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Coffee/keyboard

Indeed!

I was thinking the same, heh.

I also brought to mind that scene of "Das Boot"... Schneller! Schneller!

35m Google Profiles dumped into private database

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Paris Hilton

whether the scraping violates the company's TOS

Yeah, shoot the messenger... As if the scammers and other such low-lifers did read, let alone respected, anyone's terms of service.

Fedora 15: More than just a pretty interface

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Linux

Yeah, but...

Any news of virtual workspaces? Given that the article states that the desktop is gone or something like that, I'd guess no virtual workspaces either. Is that so?

Virtual workspaces are my favorite feature on Linux desktops. Without them, it's hard to see myself happily working with a computer. I mean, if I have to have a computer that looks like a Mac user's, with a ton of overlapping windows covering every surface (I don't know why, but the few people I've observed using Macs for a longer period always had screens like that), then I'd rather pass...

Firefox 5 beta slapped on Mozilla conveyer belt

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Black Helicopters

@How about they fix 4.x first?

Hm, something wrong somewhere else in your computer. Java? (I see CPU usage go crazy when some bad Java applet is trying to run)

As I type this, using FF 4.01 on Ubuntu 10.10, the System Monitor graphs on the panel say almost 0% CPU usage (out of a quad-core) and, clicking on it, brings up the details of the processes; FF is using 174 MiB of RAM (out of 6 GB). And it's been running for hours (although this Reg page is the only open tab right now).

Mind, I do have a few extensions and plugins installed, let's see... Zotero (plus Oo integration), AniWeather, Fast Dial, some orthographic correctors, Flash, Adobe Reader...

I must be lucky, I guess. My 2.5 year old netbook is also running FF 4, smooth as butter (also on Linux, of course).

Architect of Great Firewall of China 'takes shoe to face'

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Joke

Hm...

This should be in "Bootnotes". For obvious reasons.

Apple, Amazon trademark spat turns surreal

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Coat

@So a 'drugstore" sells drugs according to this logic??

Er... yes. Isn't that their primary purpose? Don't the ones where you live sell drugs? I know nowadays the look more like over-sized convenience stores, and you have to dig to find the pharmacy area, but they still sell drugs somewhere in there. It's the (depending on context) legal ones, of course, but still drugs. Ask your friendly neighborhood druggist.

'Upgraded' Apple iMacs lock out hard drive replacement

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Joke

Workarounds... what for?

"Workarounds to the 2009 annoyance soon surfaced, but the fact that they were needed at all was an insult to users who prefer to get inside their machines and swap a component as straightforward as a hard drive."

Mac users, able to do that? That's too small a demographic...

Would putting all the climate scientists in a room solve global warming...

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Flame

Cool... or not.

Well, the interesting thing is that we don't hear much about all other lines of evidence of the change, which by the way is very much welcome in Greenland -- they already enjoy plenty of results from that -- from what I hear.

It's not all thermometers and direct or indirect temperature measurements.

This sounds like the creationists, who like to latch into one little disagreement in the scientific community and ignore everything else, then decreeing it is a "field in decline", etc.. Sorry to make that probably unfair comparison, but it does sound like a very similar strategy.

So, disagreeing on the amount of human contribution to the change might be reasonable. Thinking nothing is happening is not as good of an idea. (and before someone unthinkingly repeats, again, that climate/ecosystems/whatever has always changed, remember that the whole problem is that it's changing way too FAST compared with the past natural occurrences that no one serious denies)

Otherwise, just tell those gullible plants and animals to go back to their geographical distributions of just a couple of decades ago. Silly critters, they don't know there is huge uncertainty in the data and the models, and should therefore just have stayed where they were... Now, could they all have moved/died off/etc. for a so-far-unknown reason completely unrelated to climate, but that gave results that look the same? That's of course a possibility, but we'd still have to find out what that could be for each case. Not very parsimonious, but possible.

Oh, and that "some global warning" joke every time there is a cold spell or snow storm was only funny the first 37 times. Now I smile at it for a different reason.

Fire because we'd need some here, it's been chilly the past couple of days, for nearly mid-May...

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Coat

@Dear*

Nah, people will just say "those so-called scientists don't know no nothing, who pays for this crap" yadda yadda, and move on with business as usual...

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Joke

Your lack of faith...

Ah, but you forget the highly esteemed opinion of that expert in American Congress:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5yNZ1U37sE

That settles it, doesn't it?

Porn found in Osama bin Laden compound

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Megaphone

True or false, does not matter

His followers will scream at the top of their lungs that it's all a filthy lie anyway, so no difference either way...

BOFH: Every silver lining has a cloud

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Paris Hilton

Ha!

"Well I assume it's a pen he's fumbling around furiously in his trouser pocket for."

Great line, gotta remember that... :-)

Mentally ill file-sharer had 'low self-esteem'

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Pirate

@All out of proportion

Judgments of value aside about anything in the case... I suspect the difference is part of the "punishment", no? Supposedly to discourage others even more (if it does that, that's a different story). At least it's not a more absurd markup, like 10 times the retail value.

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Joke

Hey!

Where is our 2000-word comment for me to skip!? Ye guys are slacking, let me tell you, standards are falling, etc...

Microsoft Skype: How the VCs won and Ballmer overpaid

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Joke

"today and into the future"

Well, next week qualifies as "into the future", doesn't it?

HP's beloved 12c calculator turns 30

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Pint

Nice

My comparatively juvenile (1992) 20S raises a glass.

It was funny when I first heard that the guys who made my trusty calculator were making computers, years later...

Is there anything to find on bin Laden's hard drive?

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@Re

I know some types of people can't understand this, but here it goes:

Interrogation != torture

Until they say exactly who gave the info and under which conditions (fat chance), we won't know, of course. But we DO know, from the reports of ex-operatives, that non-violent, even friendly interrogation gives results while torture tends to get made up crap.

Amazon tablet, touchscreen Kindle on course for H2, say moles

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Paris Hilton

I wonder...

What would that do to battery life? Which I assume is an important aspect of mobile devices, no?

Apple thinks Intel is fab?

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Joke

Er...

What happened to the olden days of the "Intel inside, idiot outside" stickers!?

Natty Narwahl: Ubuntu marine mammal not fully evolved

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Flame

Indeed...

"The awful notifications that pop up, cannot be canceled and cannot be responded to by clicking on them"

I don 't know what's more retarded: that someone thought that that notification system was a good idea, or that it hasn't been fixed yet after so long (which means someone DOES think it's a good idea, I guess).

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Linux

@Fresh installs all the way

Well, I had never had such a huge problem with "in place" Linux upgrading, so I guess I got spoiled. Sure, sometimes in the past I had small issues that required a bit of googling and manual intervention, but never a show stopper like this. And yes, I do have my /home in a separate partition, which of course made life much easier in the recovery of the 11.04 disaster.

The thing I *should* have tried first was to make a USB stick and try it first. If there is some inherent problem with the combination of 11.04 and my hardware, it would show there. If the problem was the interaction of 11.04 and my previous, 10.10 install, then the USB stick would not show a problem.

As the poster above mentions, it could be a video thing (I do have an integrated ATI), although every time I had a video problem before (and it were many in my old machine that had too old a video card to have updated drivers) at least get the system to go the command line login, where I could do something. The start with recovery mode hung after some cryptic-looking kernel message (more reason to think it was some driver, I guess), but I was in no mood for extreme googling, so I gave up.

Either way, I won't find out, because I already reinstalled 10.10 (and all the apps) and will be saying feck thee every time I see the Upgrade Manager suggesting a distro upgrade 11.04.

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Thumb Down

Ugh....

I just upgraded on my home machine from 10.10 to see what all the brouhaha was about -- and, after all, I could always start the thing in "classic mode" or whatever.

Did the whole upgrade thing that is customary in Ubuntu ever since I started using it years ago. Reboot. Computer dead. It gets to grub, but after that, it hangs in a dark screen, no message, "no nothing". Even rescue mode, gets to some spot with all that cryptic stuff, and hangs. Every time -- and I tried some 5 or 6 times. I could have tried to look up what the last message meant, but the very need to do it... Forget about it. Only way to restart it to press and hold the power button. I have NEVER have it happen with a fresh Linux install, in any of many computers I've owned or worked on at work. Even the work's 24" iMac running Ubuntu, which is a bit finicky to start sometimes, can get started -- I actually just upgraded it from 9.10 to 10.04 without any issues. Ever since the days of Debian in 2000 (whatever version it was ), then Red Hat 7.x, through SuSE up to 10.3, and then several Ubuntu versions ever since.

Now, as I type here in my netbook (running 10.10 with that Unity abortion removed and the old style netbook-launcher in its place), I am using my 10.10 USB stick to reinstall it on the quad core AMD that 11.04 bricked. And I don't feel like trying it all over again -- considering I'm pretty peeved that a fresh install means a lot of reinstalls of my software.

WTF?

Animal lovers stamp on goldfish racing

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Happy

@ Goldfish crime

Cute I agree, but furry and cuddly must be sarcasm.

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Linux

@ @Loyal Commentator

Yup, fish feel pain. They have the nerves and pathways we do, so no surprise. Of course we'll never know if their *subjective feeling* of pain is like ours, but then again I can't prove that *yours* is like mine, so there we go... I actually entertain the idea that the irrational animal's pain could in a way be felt *worse* than ours -- maybe, since we are able to understand the pain and its causes and better endure it, it would be less of a mental suffering than for creatures -- babies included -- who don't know what's going on and just want it to stop, but don't know if it will ever stop.

I suspect this idea that fish don't feel pain is there partly so people who like fishing can rationalize and not feel guilty (well, the ones who actually care). Second possible reason is our old chauvinism, considering ourselves the pinnacle of the imaginary chain of beings -- fish are very different from us, so they can't have mental states, that's what people might subconsciously think -- could be true, but not necessarily, and it's just a conclusion based on prejudices (speciesism if you will) instead of data. I myself don't like fishing, boring as hell (at least the modalities I'd afford to do). I love eating a good fish, though.

No, iPhone location tracking isn't harmless and here's why

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Exactly

Exactly what cynic me was thinking too: "I smell ads linked to this". Will we ever know, tough?

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Badgers

The fanboys are not being logical...

I don't much care, since I don't have a smart phone anyway. But it's an interesting situation, and the fanboys are contradicting themselves, it would appear. They say, repeatedly (you'd think they are being paid by the post, or that they are unemployed and have all day...), one of two things:

a) the logging is needed for the proper functioning of the phone, or some subset of its functionality at least;

b) the logging is so wildly inaccurate this is not an issue.

Now, has anyone seen the problem there? Or are you saying the bloody thing does not work to begin with? That would be the only logic conclusion, if both a) and b) are correct.

And by the way, and as noted above by a fellow commentard, the tool released by the researchers purposefully makes your data inaccurate so script kiddies can't easily use it (RTFA, the original one from yesterday). So, unless you tell us how you examined your phone's data, your statement that the data is inaccurate is as reliable as a politician's campaign promise. Although some of the inaccuracies reported here seem much larger than what the tool makers said they introduced, sot who knows.

Anyway, back to your regular program...

Death threats against 'worst song ever' YouTube teen

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Megaphone

Who's laughing...

Apparently she's made more than $100,000 already, according to some reports. She says she'll be donating it all to the reconstruction efforts in Japan.

Sanity saver: Fedora 15 answers Ubuntu's Unity

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Well, it depends...

"who like me don't want to have to change their engrained work habits to accommodate a new UI"

I myself don't mind the change, *if it's for better* than what I had. I still don't know whether GNOME 3 will be better, but from the stuff I've heard so far I doubt it. But I'll have to wait to judge later, after I've seen it in action.

But one example of radical change that I *immediately* loved and worked great was the previous Netbook Remix interface that Ubuntu had. It was great for my 10 inch screen, and I was amazed at how well it used the available space compared to a regular desktop. I never used regular desktop on the netbook besides a couple of tests to see how it looked (and sucked on such small space). THAT was a situation where full screen for the app was the way to go more often than not. Then they changed to Unity and, even having being using it for nearly six months, I still hate the thing. That fixed, always visible bar on the left side is idiotic in such a small screen -- and I hate horizontal scrolling. Reaching apps also got much less direct, much slower. I did put the most used ones on the Stupid Bar, but still. So a couple of weeks ago I had enough and searched how to re-enable the old style interface, and did so. It does not look as good and integrated as it used to be, some things look weird, but the functionality is back. Fresh air once again.

So, wanna change? Make sure it is really much better for the situation. Full screen on my 24" (or even home's more humble 19") monitor is kinda ridiculous.

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Thumb Up

Exactly

That is the question indeed. I have a large screen, and usually have the browser open in one half and something else (spreadsheet, terminal, text editor, whatever) in the other half. I also like to have each half of the screen (in another workspace) containing two terminal windows. Now, will these things still be possible with GNOME 3? That was the OP's question, I believe, and it's also mine. If it is possible, great. I'll try GNOME 3 as soon as I can. If it's not possible, then forget about it. Pressing keys is not as fast or as good as moving my eyes left and right...

Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

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Stop

Oh, that again

"And yet the force of gravity which draws us down is powerful"

So, the Pope, of all people, is a crappy theologian too? Great. Well, not unexpected, considering that being a specialist in something completely nonexistent must make you say silly things every once in a while.

So, if there ever is an anti-gravity device, will his Popeness become an atheist, then? Didn't think so. He'll obviously just make up another mystery to hide his ever-smaller god in. I thought that the Catholic church had already learned that fighting science can only lead to them (Catholics) losing, but apparently they are still a bit stupid. Must be influence of the fundamentalist evangelicals.

Apple sues Samsung over Galaxy look-and-feel

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Jobs Horns

Er...

Hasn't Apple already lost the "look and feel" lawsuit... in the 90s or so?

IP registry goes to Defcon 1 as IPv4 doomsday nears

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Joke

Easy!

Just switch all the porn to IPv6 only and there will be an uprising demanding widespread IPv6 support, immediately...

Vatican hails hacking culture, Wikis

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Alien

Hm...

"Under fire are control, competition, property. It's a vision that is... of a clear theological origin"

I wonder if he knows that Richard Stallman is an atheist (and open about it).

Fukushima fearmongers are stealing our Jetsons future

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Boffin

@OFFS! Do some research!

That coming from someone who does not do any either. I think that word does not mean what you think it means.

Australians can’t read or count

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Happy

What next?

That half the population is below average on... everything?

That half the population has an IQ lower than 100?

Natty Narwhal with Unity: Worst Ubuntu beta ever

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Linux

@One more to go

"why it shouldn't work on any size of screen"

It doesn't for my netbook, in my opinion. I installed the netbook remix of 10.10, which is based on Unity. Hated it, specially the fact that the side bar steals quite a bit of space, which is at a premium on a 10 inch screen.

The thing is, as I said in another post yesterday, that ** scrolling sideways is much worse than scrolling up and down! **

Webpages with tables that would fit nicely in the old netbook remix (which I thought was great, and very quick to use, not being in your way) now require scrolling left and right. Extremely annoying.

Mobiles really do fry your brains: JAMA

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Pint

By the way...

You could say the same thing to campaign against hard physical or intellectual activities, heh...