* Posts by J 3

896 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Apple's skinny new iMac line: Farewell, optical drives

J 3

Re: Question...

Yes, it's been horrible for years already.

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Devil

Re: Incredible...

My wife decided to play one of her games on her iMac today, only to discover the optical drive would not get the disc in (mechanical failure of some type, apparently, since the OS recognizes the drive as being there). She has other, recently bought disc-dwelling software laying around, like language instruction program and data CDs. I'm sure she will be glad to hear it's now all part of the past...

Apache promotes OpenOffice to top-level project

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Re: Cut/n/Paste was Weirdly, I get on better with OpenOffice..

Grr... I meant Paste Special as text only is not the default of ctrl+v...

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Cut/n/Paste was Weirdly, I get on better with OpenOffice..

But, isn't that a Paste Special option?

Of course it is, but the OP said "by default". Paste Special is not the default of ctrl+v. I myself sometimes wish there was a way to do that, when I'm tired of doing shift_ctrl+v, moving to the "unformatted text" option and pressing enter. But I definitely wouldn't call it a major issue at any rate.

Pandora boss urges 85% pay cut for musicians

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Pirate

"The bill doesn't level the playing field up, but down: everyone must get poorer."

I suspect "everyone" is not an accurate term for here. I mean, in such situation, someone always makes a killing. And it's usually those who deserve the least.

Momentum builds for iPad Mini launch

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Alert

Re: If this turns out to be true...

"Having neither I don't know, are they really that different?"

No.

Japanese boffins unfurl banner above newly-discovered Element 113

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Happy

Re: And the purpose of this element is...?

+1 for Japanium, just so the letter J finally gets in the periodic table. Ahem.

Apple slip-up slows iOS 6 upgrades

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Joke

Re: ET - iPhone home

By the way, who's got the patent on that excuse?

Bruce Willis didn't Buy Hard: His girls can't inherit his iTunes

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Pirate

Rockbox? Re: Apple Schmapple

I envy people who can type faster than they can think...

Have you seen the original post? It says iPod Touch. Ever considered that it is a hard to support device, given Apple's son-of-a-bitchery encryption that gets changed all the time just to screw third party coders (like the libgtkpod guys)? Rockbox's late 1990s-looking website does not even list the Touch in its device page. Their iPod FAQ page says that a crapload of iPod models (including the Touch) are not supported.

And that is why I had to boot into the Win7 that came with my "netbook" and install iTunes (shudder) in order to initialize the Touch and load all my music into it. Problem is that I now have more music and need to go there again to add it to the thing... Programs currently distributed with Ubuntu are almost there in the support for the new devices; I can read the iPod, for now, and can almost delete songs -- they are still listed in the internal DB, but don't play anymore, but no adding songs yet.

Going viral 9,500 years ago: 'English descended from ancient Turkey'

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Re: How many commentators have paid their $20

Indeed... Anyway, in another, less lazy site I read earlier today a bit more of detail that could have helped assuage some of the commentards' anguish: the researchers tested the method in a more "obvious" case as a positive control, so to speak: they used it only on Latin languages to see what would be the chosen location, and the method spat out central Italy. From that they then assume that the method is working, which might be an overreach but I have no way to tell at the moment.

Now I have to log into the university network to get the original paper and read it myself, to see if they are not pulling our collective legs. Anyway, using phylogenetic methods in linguistics is not news; actually, many of the original phenetic methods started in linguistics about a century ago and were then adapted to biological research.

YouTube video has NOT killed radio's star

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Gimp

Yeah, what about Internet radio?

Some Internet radio is not purely so, since it's merely another channel to distribute the exactly same thing. But other stations are Internet based. What about them?

I myself am far from being a "yoof" now, but I have discovered all new music on the net for the past few years. I always carry my MP3 player with me in the car, and when I don't have it or the battery dies, I listen to a classic rock radio that plays very few songs I don't know -- even then they still surprise me with some unknown thing now and then. Other radio stations... I just can't stand listening to one hour of stuff I don't like just on the off chance that one interesting song might pop up. Only things on the (Internet or not) radio that I regularly listen to are specialized shows -- mostly specializing in metal, like TuffStuff (in Germany) and Backstage (in Brazil). Find plenty of new songs and bands through that.

YouTube and the like, on the other hand, recommends stuff that is "similar" to what you are looking for, and I've discovered lots of stuff I like that way. If you have the time and are curious, you can get caught in an infinite loop that way. That way I end up finding music in other genres I like which are not related to the specialized radio shows I follow, for example classic, blues, traditional... And of course what my friends post in social networks has more than once introduced me to cool new bands (Gogol Bordello is a recentish example).

Native Americans arrived to find natives already there, fossil poo shows

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Paris Hilton

Re: @naked as a JaylikeBird

Good point, and given human nature, not a stretch at all that it might have happened.

On the other hand, we know pretty well what happened in the past 500 years, but there is no evidence (yet) that any of the newer waves of humans killed off the previous ones. There are other possibilities:

- the older ones died before (more likely if their numbers were low) without other humans being involved;

- the older and newer populations did not meet in significant numbers then, and both genetic lines should be around today (apparently a study just came out showing three such different genetic lines are indeed present in the "native" populations till today, but I haven't read it yet so I might be misremembering);

- the older and newer populations mixed (mostly) without trouble -- I know, hard to believe these being people, but who knows.

I actually suspect we'll never know with enough certainty to be satisfied, but I'm fine with that fact of life.

Religious wars brewing in ICANN gTLD expansion

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Joke

Re: If you don't like looking at porn, then DON'T LOOK AT PORN.

"Höhöhö JDX, you think porn is somehow like beating up grannies?"

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a fetish out there for porn involving beating up grannies...

Texas Higgs hunters mourn the particle that got away

J 3
Mushroom

Priorities?

Too expensive, the SSC? Well, nothing that a few days of military budget wouldn't cover...

Apple hardware fixer Bob Mansfield retires from Cupertino

J 3
Facepalm

Re: Pendant alert

And as Eddy Ito reminded us, the saying contains the expression "FIVE bob", not one, and 5 x 5 is... anyone?

Apple flat-screen TV to ship by holiday season?

J 3
Coat

Unique remote control?

Am I the only one who imagined a remote control with only one button? OK, sorry, I'll be on my way then...

Ten... pieces of tat for Apple fanboys

J 3
Gimp

Meh...

The NotPad or whatnot actually seems like a reasonably funny joke. And that Jobs figurine actually looks much more like U2's Bono to me, but I guess it cuts on costs...

Vatican in pact with Microsoft to initiate world's youths into Office

J 3
Trollface

Makes sense...

Well, aren't Catholics all big on penance and suffering for your sins (and your ancestors' too, go figure)? There you go, then...

Microsoft corrects itself: 'We expect fewer people to use Windows 8'

J 3
Joke

Er...

"If anybody does the upgrading, it’s business customers – especially those on Microsoft enterprise licences under programmes such as Software Assurance (SA), who are trying to squeeze the most life from their existing PC hardware."

Right, as everyone knows that "upgrading" to the next Windows version is a great way to get old hardware to work better...

What kind of LOSER sits in front of a PC...

J 3
Happy

Re: Unconvinced

"The publishers claim that it costs the same to do a real book and an ebook"

They might very well be lying.

Brazilian cops hunt pillaging 'gang of blondes'

J 3
Happy

Hm...

...and you guys apparently haven't gotten wind of the "gang of grandmas" yet! Still at large.

Elsevier's backpedalling not stopping scientist strike

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Meh

Pay?

"has helpfully suggested that scientists might like to pay it to get their research printed"

Eh? Many (most?) non-open access journals I've seen already charge some fee anyway. Just from the Cell journal mentioned: "Authors will be charged $1000 for the first color figure and $275 for each additional color figure." Apparently, if you don't have color it is free. Woohoo.

Who's adding DRM to HTML5? Microsoft, Google and Netflix

J 3
Happy

and Silverlight from Adobe

Sold, already!?

Plus is king now: Google shutters more products

J 3
Meh

Meh

Not that I'm much of a measure for anything in this life, but... I hadn't heard of any of those things. They won't therefore be missed by me.

2011's Best... DSLRs

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Thumb Up

Glass

Unless you you have plenty of nice Nikon glass, you'd make better use of your money buying the Pentax K-5. Similar performance and features, for less money. Only "problem" is that the brand name does not start with C or N... ;-) Anyway, nowadays all these have very similar performance... I stick to Pentax mainly because I have a bunch of lenses already.

I own a K10D, and recently bought the K-5, intending to keep the K10D as a backup body. Now I don't want to ever use the K10D again, so I think I'll try to sell it... But then again, I bought the K-5 body only and splurged on a nice Sigma lens, I'm sure that helped quite a bit.

Biology miss punts homemade smut to pupils

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Paris Hilton

Yup, that picture is the principal.

So, the boyf (!) is another teacher at the school, and the kids were 17, says the video. I can only imagine their shock...

Busty Ohio mannequin survives assassination attempt

J 3
Happy

Well...

Well, she clearly has more to offer in the intellectual department (not to mention looks) than any of the Republican Presidential candidates that have appeared so far in the primaries, so why not?

Fake doc cuffed in concrete arse shocker

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Facepalm

A year-long hunt?

I'm sure they were busy solving more important crimes, that's why it took them that long... Or do you say the perpetrator actually blends in around those parts!? I mean, how hard would it be to find the "woman who looks like an ant"?

A pint a day keeps the doctor away - scientific FACT

J 3
Coat

A pint a day...

...keeps the doctor away... at the pub! I can't believe no one said that yet...

It must be because it isn't funny. Sorry.

Apple 'prepping smaller iPad'

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Facepalm

Sandpaper...

Hm, good idea, why didn't I think of that! That might make the 6th generation iPod nano's interface completely useable, then. For example (but not only), try to tap the lilliputian letters that appear on the right side of the screen when one is listing songs...

iPhone 4S: Our *hit list

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Happy

Glancing at that image, I at first had the impression that was some sort of an X-ray of someone's belly, seen sideways -- and there was a phone in there! Then the brain kicked in and I saw the details, lack of bones, etc...

Man 'drinks 2 pizzas' before skidding off road

J 3
Happy

ODFO

See title. If you don't get it, then yeah, you're too new here.

Sixth of Britain's cellphones have traces of poo on them

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Happy

I can exhort my cow-orkers

Was that on purpose? I hope it was, because I will adopt that spelling from now on.

Apple's US bid to ban Samsung tabs hinges on design

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Stop

Er... patents on design, on looks? Is that supposed to be even possible, anyway? Thank dog, IANAL, so I am probably wrong, but I thought patents were for inventions, processes, things like that... mechanisms of doing stuff. And that "looks" were supposed to be covered by copyright law. Or are Apple suing on copyright too and the article failed to mention it?

Ubuntu's Oneiric Ocelot: Nice, but necessary?

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While I agree that it would be nice to have both ways of doing it, I can also already see all the people whining that "it is confusing", "it is redundant", "more than one way to do it is stupid", etc. etc. There's never pleasing everyone, of course, but some people go out of their way to whine about even the smallest things...

This Dianamania is a slur on Jobs

J 3
Mushroom

I often disagree with the author's articles, but this one feels pretty spot on most of the time for me...

Can general relativity explain the OPERA neutrino result?

J 3
Headmaster

Not constant

"that theory considers lightspeed to be the cosmological constant, the same everywhere (in our universe at least) and unbreakable"

Not constant, if I remember correctly. The *maximum* speed of light in a vacuum is fixed, but light can move slower than that maximum speed. But IANAP, so I might be misremembering the basic physics a biologist learns in college...

Apple cofounder Steve Jobs is dead at 56

J 3

While I'm no fan of Apple's most of the time, there is no denying the guy was exceedingly good at what he did. Crazily influential. All the best to his family in these tough times.

Check your machines for malware, Linux developers told

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Headmaster

"He went on to advise developers follow seven steps to see if"

I'm afraid you mean eight steps, counting from 0 like a good programmer ought to... :-)

October 14 declared 'Steve Jobs Day'

J 3
Paris Hilton

Kind of sad, really...

Anyway, I'd rather dress like Steve Jobs than like Mary Queen of Scots for a day. Just saying.

Computer sim explains why hippies became extinct

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Go

Oh, fantastic, I can see Brazil improving a little bit already! People with the caveman mentality that brought us the military dictatorship will never be missed. Enjoy the social-democrat Canada (or Europe), then, hypocrite. But you might feel a little lonely in the great White North, since they are usually nice, tolerant people not very much into homophobia, unlike you (or whatever it was you meant with that weird "sexual deviations taught in school" part of your rant).

J 3
FAIL

@blem wit

Well, you must suck at your job. If you're working 80 h a week and can barely pay rent, you must -- yeah, I know, Brazil... I'm from there too. If you're barely as good as your conceited self thinks you are, then why haven't you left yet? Or found as better job? The exit door is open, and someone as good as you (think you are) should find employment anywhere, right? Brazil is in the shitters exactly because of the local "savage capitalism" system (which the right wing in America seems to want to achieve), which as you correctly point out extends to the whole of Brazilian politics too. Mané... Icon is for you.

Bo Peep insures jubs for $1m

J 3
Paris Hilton

Cover assets?

Er... the assets are on your other side, milady!

Apotheker severance outrage: $2.4m 'bonus'

J 3
Devil

$1

I used to wonder about this quaint $1 salary that I'd hear of every once in a while... until I learned that capital gains have a much lower tax rate than wages, at least in the USA. Bastard tax dodgers.

Apple to execute touch-less iPods

J 3
Joke

a real-life Apple insider

Some guy from the late-night cleaning crew?

New flash RAM tech promises 99% energy drop

J 3
Happy

Faster, lower power – what's not to like?

The price, once (if?) it debuts, is surely a candidate, as usual.

Google unfurls Dead Sea Scrolls

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Happy

aaarghh!

I've been rick-scrolled!

CERN's boson hunters tackle big data bug infestation

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Joke

Hm... Could such bugs cause tiny mistakes, of the order of nanoseconds perhaps? hehe

I'm out of here faster than the speed of light.

Memo to open source moralists: Put a sock in it

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WTF?

Stupidest thing I've read in a while

"when everyone is excited by Linux, Stallman pooh-poohs it as a non-free bastardization of his pristine GNU-Linux"

Really? Where has RMS ever said Linux is "non-free"!? Author just prove to be clueless. Or at least careless with his writing (sic). How is this dude part of the OSI!? Oh, yeah, it's the OSI...