* Posts by J 3

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Fanbois love sex toys: Official

J 3
Happy

Ha!

When I made this same bad joke the other day here (on the comments for the news piece about Digital Playground), it got rejected by a moderator. I guess that one fell in the hands of a fanboi moderator...

Zappa's widow loses trademark case over own name

J 3
Flame

Exactly what I was going to say

These "estates" and record labels and publishers should have 10 years of rights over some dead person's work, if that much, and then it should go to public domain. If the author is not around to get the profit, what's the moral justification for these restrictions? Why do the relatives of dead artists deserve to keep leaching off of the past work instead of relying on inheritance and going to work themselves like everyone else? It's just lobbying by the publishers, of course, no morality involved.

iPad, Kindle as readable as print... almost

J 3
Happy

True

Of course it is subjective -- but that's all that matters when it comes to perceptions...

Secret ancient code, basis of all modern civilisation, cracked

J 3
Happy

10.60 works now

At least in my Ubuntu 9.10 box, Opera 10.60 seems to have the CSS problems I had been experiencing solved -- here, at weather.com and Yahoo sports pages, all of which used to have display problems, are now displaying fine. So far.

J 3

@ Bah Humbug

Yup, under Opera the link is there, but it's white with a white background. Not very visible, indeed. Opera seems to have a lot of trouble with CSS (on many different pages, not just El Reg) in my past almost-one-month experience with its Linux version, so I'm assuming that's what's happening here.

I mostly gave up on using Opera for now, although I want to -- it's fast, it's geeky, and I like the Speed Dial thing.

Two infosec blunders that betrayed the Russian spy ring

J 3
Coat

Heh

They should have employed financial criminals (aka Brazilian bankers), then their data would be safe.

Pictures of Ubuntu: Linux's best photo shots at Windows and Mac

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@James Dunmore

Just found this at the Shotwell website (http://trac.yorba.org/wiki/UsingShotwell0.6), maybe it wasn't an option in the version you used...?

By default, Shotwell stores your photo library in the XDG Pictures directory. The XDG Pictures location is specified as XDG_PICTURES_DIR in ~/.config/user-dirs.dirs. Usually XDG_PICTURES_DIR is ~/Pictures. To change the library location, choose Edit ▸ Preferences and press the Browse button in the Library Location section to select or create a library directory.

J 3
Megaphone

Yup

I have the same problem with digiKam -- or did it change recently? It insists in copying ALL the photos somewhere else from their original place. At least you CAN customize that. But why can't the program use the original locations? I've never found an explanation for that. It's a problem in my case, since I have an old computer with a bunch of different partitions in three old hard-drives, all of them with little space available.

I keep searching, them.

J 3
Boffin

@ Grifter

24 = 8 x 3

Linux game-time refined with latest Wine

J 3
Happy

@ Nuke

Wow, you should start a museum with that collection.

J 3
Go

VM?

Fine.

Problems is: did you pay for that copy of Windows you're sticking into the VM? Really? Cool. Because most computers come with that OEM copy that can't be sold or transferred, I think. Maybe that changed and I haven't heard.

Where did you manage to find someone selling Windows 3.11 licenses nowadays? That or you are really good at keeping old floppies around (and the drive to read them) -- again, I'm assuming it's legal to install the old copy anyway.

Ah, the joys of software licensing. I myself am lucky enough that all software I need runs on Linux natively. So no need for WINE. Kudos to them for the work though.

More iPhone 4 angst: fanbois howl over head sensor

J 3
Jobs Horns

Simple

Just don't hold it the right way.

With love

SJ

(do I put the joke or the eveil Jobs icon now...? Aw chucks, evil Jobs it is)

Diary of a somebody - life in iPhone 4 land

J 3
Happy

because of the revolutionary new features like a flash

"because of the revolutionary new features like a flash"

Ah, sarcasm. Always nice and appropriate.

The Reg guide to Linux, part 3

J 3
WTF?

Lazy much?

Come on!? I'm reading this, and thinking "yeah, nice description of the package management ease of use, and the graphical goodness of it".

Then it suddenly becomes yet another stupid lazy Internet tutorial like the multitudes that you can find on Google, full of command line stuff, because it's easier to write. Aren't they paying the reviewers enough to take a few screen shots and add them to the text, really? I know, describing "click here", "then click there", "then search" (and adding all the accompanying screen shots) is boring and all that, but someone has got to do it.

Teach them to do it the NEWBIE way first, FFS. Then, later, when they are comfortable with the whole concept, MAYBE then introduce them to the command line tools. If there is no alternative.

(Disclaimer: I myself work on the Linux command line all day long -- except for the web browsing parts and the like, of course -- and I love its boundless power compared to graphical tools for us running scientific applications. So it's not a case of being bitter about the command line at all. It's just that if most users out there had ever seen something like Synaptic in action, wiping the floor with Windows and OS X software installation routines, they would never believe. And you continue not to show them.)

Ubuntu v iTunes: the music playoff for Applephobes

J 3
Linux

Rhythmbox

"Rhythmbox can be slow on older hardware"

Well, let me qualify that a little bit. On my 8 year or so old hardware (1.8 GHz single core, with 1 GB RAM) running Kubuntu 10.04, Rhythmbox runs very well. So if you have anything like that or better, fret not.

Actually, I started using Rhythmbox because Amarok started being a resource hog sometime ago (I don't know whether they have fixed that later, but I haven't gone back to check). On that hardware, Amarok would take forever to start, and then stutter during playback anytime there was a little bit of harder work by the CPU. That very rarely, if ever, happens with Rhythmbox.

Mozilla's next Thunderbird gives Gmailers hope

J 3
Alert

Will see...

TB 3 is broken for me, for some reason. I get an error message (below) and it does not go from there.

In TB 2.x, I get an error message when connecting to my IMAP inbox: "The current command did not succeed. The mail server responded: EXPUNGE Invalid or nonexistent document." But it happens once only, and then I just click on the "Get Mail" button again and it works normally, retrieving the messages. The error only shows up once after starting the app. This error appeared one day when I was trying out Evolution (crappy). So I went back to TB... and the error was there. I guess Evolution changed something in the server, is that possible? I Googled that message a few times, no success.

TB 3 gives the same error *every time* I click on "Get Mail" and then proceeds to not getting the mail... I changed every option I could find that seemed remotely relevant, but nothing.

Will try 3.1 tonight and keep my fingers crossed. Maybe I won't be able to use it anyway, since my 8 year old home computer has only 1 GB of RAM to begin with. It's running Kubuntu, but still...

Microsoft inks search pact with...Opera

J 3

Not here yet

Yeah, version 10.53 beta on Linux also does not have Bing as an option on the drop down. Not that I miss it, since I never can get myself to use that search bar on any browser, for some reason...

Opera pushes out 10.6 preview

J 3
Thumb Up

Hopefully...

I've forced myself to use Opera exclusively for the past 2 or 3 weeks. It was quite pleasant in some respects, I really want to keep using it, but also annoying in others (running 10.53 Linux beta on Ubuntu 10.4 and 9.10). I hope it gets better with the new version. There are a few showstoppers.

It's a very geeky browser. Tons of options, menus, sub-menus, etc. etc.. Which I liked, because I'm of a geeky persuasion (always preferred KDE for example, since it's so much more option rich than GNOME, or used to be before KDE4...). I quite like the Speed Dial thing, too. And it does feel quite faster than FF on my 8-year old home computer.

The problems? First, why the hell do the imported (from FF) bookmarks lose their original order and become alphabetical? That is quite stupid. Of course, after looking for the bookmarks two or three times you get used to the new position, but the old places, after years, are quite automatic, and should not be messed with. I looked for any option that tells how to order the bookmarks, but found none. Also, the bookmark layout is terrible to navigate, for some reason.

Second, it mangles several pages. It seems to have a problem with some CSS, I suspect. Those pages display fine on FF. E.g. some Yahoo News pages get all the content squished in a narrow vertical strip of some 50 px or so. Others, like the local Weather.com page gets elements all over the place, out of alignment. Most other pages look fine.

Third, the auto-completion in form text fields is junk compared to FF. It only remembers the few default ones you set explicitly in some configuration tab. But I have several email addresses, for example. I don't want it to always complete with that one only.

Fourth, the user/password management is flaky. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Depends on the site, it seems. I couldn't figure it out. But for El Reg for example I am sure I asked for it to remember the details, but it never fills them.

Fifth, it does not recognize the Java plugin on pages, although it sees it is installed (in the content details configuration tab).

I don't know if there is a "bug" report system for Opera where I could report these things. I never bothered to look because I am not submitting anything to something that is not FOSS.

Ubuntu fights iPad fever with netbook shot

J 3
Linux

Agree too

Although both suspend and hibernate work fine on my Eee 1000HE running 10.4 (has been working fine since 9.4, basically). But as said above restoring from hibernate takes as long as booting, so I only use it for when the battery runs down in my absence and I don't want to lose what was open.

And suspend is also quite slow, at least compared wit my girlfriend's old Mac laptop, which is up and running before you finish opening the lid. That needs improvement in Ubuntu

New cycle helmets emit stench if they need replacement

J 3
Joke

Personally I'm much safer being less protected

That's what you told her? And she bought it?

Supercomputer oil slick sims predict greasy Atlantic

J 3
Linux

Viscosity wrong?

"NCAR researchers warn that the simulated dye in the water has the same viscosity of water"

Ah. Forget about it, then. I don't know why they even bothered running it like that.

I suspect penguins will be unaffected nonetheless.

Dolphin talks to humans – but does he love Toughbook or iPad?

J 3
Joke

For him, it was a new toy

Hey, at least *someone* understands the iPad's raison d'etre. Now who's the most intelligent species, huh?

Advertisers set iPad pester-standards

J 3
Welcome

Logic does not apply

"thou shalt not have widgety apps that replace the desktop" ... except the people we say can do it, on a personal basis, decided by the simple method of asking his Steveness, or whatever.

Wasn't that what happened with the "pr0n" apps, Playboy in, some small outfit out? Or something like that, I didn't pay too much attention...

Romanian boffin touts 1PB holographic disk tech

J 3
Joke

@ Tool of Lucifer

But may I call you Tool? :-P

Hey, you should start a company! That sounds like it could attract a gajillion $$ in gullible money, I mean, venture capital! Five exclamation points for that!!!!!

J 3
Coat

Are these numbers plucked out of thin air?

No, they are plucked out of somewhere a tad bit darker, methinks...

The world's ugliest dog is dead

J 3
Troll

@That's not an ugly dog.... *this* is an ugly dog.

That is Sam, and he's been dead for a while too. He used to be the holder of the title. Miss Ellie is not so bad. Specially after seeing Sam: http://www.samugliestdog.com

Anyway, Chinese Crested Hairless dogs are well poised to keep the title. When young, they are fine and cute, and I knew one who had a great personality too. But when they get old... The same mutation that makes them hairless affects the development of their teeth, so that does not help in the looks department.

Salacious smut soaks 12% of web

J 3
Coat

Sunday and Utah

Of course, Sunday. They cleanse their souls in the morning, and then need something to justify going to church again next week!

Anyway, Utah? Hyper-moralistic Mormon-land Utah? Why doesn't that surprise me?

MSI Wind U160

J 3
WTF?

RAM

Why don't these manufacturers include 2 GB instead of 1 GB of RAM, I wonder? Memory is dirt cheap nowadays. When I bought my Eee 1000HE a year and a half ago I also bought a 2 GB RAM module for it -- for the fortune of $15 -- and now I have a spare 1 GB module laying around somewhere. I'm sure the manufacturers can get much better pricing. And considering RAM is usually quite a critical component for speed and general responsiveness feeling, why not do it?

Found phone leads to paedophile ring

J 3
WTF?

"Making"

Well, I had no clue people used "making" as not making! That is weird. I mean, as far as I understand the English language, people use making as in producing, so... Which one was the meaning intended in his case after all?

J 3
IT Angle

Hurricane?

"80 of which were considered category four (one of the worst possible)"

Hey, I didn't know they classified pr0n like they do hurricanes in Merka...

J 3
WTF?

@Easy AC

No wonder you are AC. Pay attention when you read, at least.

"Fraser admitted nine counts of possession and five of making indecent images of children"

So, "making indecent images of children" is a "frivolous" reason to be put behind bars and does not count as "actually harming kids", eh? This isn't ancient Rome or Greece anymore, I believe. Or do they mean he drew cartoons? (which, sure, would be silly to sent to jail for -- although he still had the real abuse images) The article does not specify, but it does not seem to me like they were drawings.

So I guess if someone makes and/or possesses some "indecent images" of your kids, they are fine to go, AC? According to your "reasoning", no harm done, right?

Nikon Coolpix P100 bridge camera

J 3

Maybe it's just me...

Maybe it's just me, but I think the pictures were quite noisy? Even the ISO 100 ones seemed noisy. Weird.

Mac spyware infiltrates popular download sites

J 3
Pirate

Why did it take so long?

Well, probably it didn't really, who knows.

But I don't buy this "small target" logic. Macs have been around forever and they are NOT, and have never been, in negligible numbers. Among some demographics Macs is nearly all that had been used for a couple of decades.

For worms, it makes more sense that a small installed base is a problem. For trojan horse, not so much, I suspect. After all, you go looking for a Mac version of a program, right? The audience comes to you, not the other way around like in a worm. And of course trojan horses don't depend on the (in)security of the platform, since the user is actively (if inadvertently) installing it. That's why I don't understand why there aren't news of much more trojans for Mac.

So yeah, even if it is a much smaller target than Windows running machines, it is still a lot of Mac machines. And belonging to people more likely wealthier than average -- given the cost of the Mac ecosystem in general compared with the stripped down cheap PCs most people buy.

That's why I don't buy this excuse.

Mozilla and Opera call for Google open codec in HTML5 spec

J 3
Grenade

Well...

Google can end this fight if they really want to.

1- Convert YouTube to WebM exclusively.

2- Watch world and dog complain that they can't watch the latest stupid viral thing with their Safari or IE9 thing. But look, it works on Firefox (or Opera or Chrome)!

3- Watch the mad scramble by remaining browser makers to support YouTube or else have their market share diminish a bit. Or a lot, in Safari's case, since it's not much to begin with.

Microsoft knows this to be true, that's why the recent back-pedaling "OK, if the user installs it we're fine with it" -- very easy to see that morphing into "we only do what the customers want" blah blah and offering WebM for IE9 on Windows Update, etc.

HTML5 'unhinged from reality,' say Javascripters

J 3
WTF?

You mean...

You mean "ignored by the media" as in El Reg immediately mentioning that "support" a while ago when the open-sourcing of WebM occurred, is that it? Unless El Reg does not count as part of "the media"...

Amazon Kindle flunked by college students

J 3
Alien

Interesting...

"lousy for back-and-forth, search-and-find, "where was that bit?" studying and reference"

Weird, since I would think that's exactly where a digital version would be great. Now, that's just my preconception, since I do not own an e-book reader, and have only played with an iPad's e-reader in passing once (refresh time was pretty good, as far as I remember, but could be better if they got rid of the "page-turn" graphical effect). With that disclaimer stating my near complete ignorance of the subject...

See, people are complaining about "how to quickly flip between page 20 and 600"... Haven't anyone here heard of bookmarks? Wouldn't a "temporary quick bookmark" be a simple function to have? Like: you are on page twenty, then you click to add a "temp bookmark" and a little button with the page number appears in the top of the screen, say. The you find the other passage you're interested in, turns out to be page 600, and do the same there. Now, how hard is it, specially on a touchscreen, to click on the 20 and then on the 600 bookmark button? Hey, and you can have not only two, but 4 or 5, no? So, except for the 1 s refresh time, I don't imagine how this is worse than a real book. And in at least one aspect it is better: I can "let go of the pages" to look something else up, or type on the computer, or whatever, and the e-reader will still hold the pages for me.

Is there no e-reader that does what I said above, really?

The "taking notes" thing is another one where I don't see the disadvantage, but that might be because I myself never, ever write on books, or highlight them -- I have always written my notes elsewhere. But that's just me being weird, maybe.

Viacom vs YouTube spat slathered in F-words

J 3
Dead Vulture

Off topic, but...

"This way for the respective fucking expletives, if your delicate constitution can take it."

I hate this new thing on El Reg, where the links are not distinct from the regular text in any way whatsoever -- both are black, and not underlined (or is it just my Firefox on Linux installs?). If it was intended to be like that, who had such a "terrific" idea? OK, it could be worse, like the whole text but the links underlined, but still...

J 3
Black Helicopters

The links!

Hey, the links just went back to "normal" (blue links, red after visited) after I sent my comment. You guys trying to mess up with my head? Paranoid, who?

Beeb, British Museum face smut issues over saucy pot

J 3
Headmaster

Commas, and

Hm... I recall seeing that on El Reg titles many times -- not that I was keeping track, mind (I get a little confused by the practice). I didn't even know there was a British x American difference in that regard (or are you just trolling?). I just thought it was common journalistic practice to save space in English headlines everywhere. I don't recall seeing it in Portuguese, though, so maybe we don't do that.

Deadly phone number of doom disconnected

J 3
Joke

Hm...

What was the name of the CEO fellow? Was by any change Konstantin D., I wonder?

74 Democrats defy Obama man's net neut plans

J 3
Black Helicopters

Jobs, children, morals, national security...

Every time I see people claiming to be defending one of those in the title, I get VERY suspicious of their REAL intentions (or of their general intelligence, but usually it's just hidden agenda)...

2012 Olympic mascots cop a shoeing

J 3
Joke

Well...

At least your version makes one immediately think "UK", while the pasteurized, sterile official versions... Make you think weird teletubies, which, come to think of it, are also something UK related, no? Anyway, I digress.

Mechanic drove three miles with angry bloke on bonnet

J 3
Heart

Heh...

"A row quickly ensued, and Lesley Quirey "ran around to the back of his car, where there was a Staffordshire bull terrier and pickaxe handle and I immediately thought that something wasn’t right", as Brown explained."

Ah, British understatement, gotta love it. Something wasn't right indeed.

'Draw Mohammed' call prompts Pakistan Facebook ban

J 3
Grenade

Yup...

Even worse, draw someone about whose appearance nobody has the slightest clue. So, if I draw any Arab-looking caricature and label it Mohammad, that automatically means it must be THE Muhammad? Religious nuts (of all stripes) would be funny if they weren't so dangerous...

Reg reader applauds World's Crappiest phish

J 3
Heart

entirely and stupidiously

I must use that phrase somewhere now. Entirely and stupidiously brilliant.

World+bitch flocking to expose self on Facebook

J 3
Joke

Well...

I don't know about you guys defending that garbled sentence from the article, but humans usually say "less than 1/X of Y: Z" in a context like that when 1/X is close to Z. So, according to the sentence Facebook might grow 40 times in a year or so, and not 3 times? The author might just as well have written "The social networking site had less than 100 TIMES that number of users - around 15 million - just 12 months ago." and still be right.

So while technically the sentence is right... You've been working on computers for too long, I'm afraid.

And you forgot the joke icon.

Logitech Squeezebox Touch Wi-Fi music streamer

J 3
Joke

the Touch is Logitech's latest

Cue fruity lawsuit in 3... 2... 1...

Biz Linux needs Office license to run MS web apps

J 3
Happy

@Gary Turner

Hm, so yours accepted "bain", mine doesn't... Maybe my FF spellchecker is as foreign as I am...

Anyway, I knew the word "bain" as bath in... French. :-)

Always a problem when we misspell a word as another real word, like my "chill" instead of "shill", natch. Happens to me more and more as my English improves, sadly enough (specially the homophone-related misspellings, which I could never do before but happen now sometimes).

iPad talks to external hard drive? Yes it can

J 3
Jobs Horns

if Apple allows such apps to be sold through its monopoly app store

Is that even a question? Or was it rhetorical?

Russia launches Cyrillic top-level domain

J 3
Happy

And the Google ads at the bottom of this one...

Ha, 4 out of 5:

Pretty Women from Russia

Date Sexy Russian Women

Ukrainian Women

Beautiful Russian Ladies

The 5 one, lonely IT angle of the ad world, was:

Domain name value

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