* Posts by Jerome 0

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SpinVox consumer service croaks

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The actual message

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Net downloads cause 'millions of lost jobs'

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Indie?

"I don't think I'm *that* indie"

No, because if you were *that* indie you'd know there's a ridiculous amount of good new music out there, and you'd not be expecting any of it to come from the major labels.

IE9 - the big questions and Microsoft's half answers

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Codec?

I'm surprised they're not using WMV instead.

Facebook users warned over stalk-my-profile scam

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Stop

So block it

Sure, all the apps you mentioned are utterly pointless, but at the end of the day you only have to click the "block" button in order to never see them again. It's obvious that plenty of people like all that crap or it wouldn't be as popular as it is. It's not going away any time soon.

Windows Phone 7 - what's in and what's out

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Flash

So according to Kindel, "Flash is necessary in order to provide a full web experience", but Windows Phone 7 does not currently support Flash.

Ergo, Kindel is stating that Windows Phone 7 is actually a bit rubbish, and you should probably just go out and buy an Android device instead.

Vodafone confirms HTC Android 2.1 duo

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Next month?

*Next* month? What happened to the March release date that's been kicking around for a while?

Sorry if I sound impatient, I'm still using a K750i here - I was waiting for someone to bring out the perfect smart phone, and now they have I'm not keen to wait any longer!

Google Nexus One

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HTC Desire

It seems remiss to review the Nexus One without mentioning that the HTC Desire is out on all the networks in a couple of weeks time, and it's virtually the same device.

The N1's advantages are that it's tri-band (i.e. you can use it in both the US and Europe) and it has the extra mic on the front for active noise cancellation. The Desire, on the other hand, has the HTC Sense interface on top of Android, has slightly more RAM and includes an 8GB SD card instead of the N1's 4GB. HTC have also gone with an optical sensor instead of the trackball, and physical buttons instead of the capacitative ones.

Both great phones, and not much to choose between them really, but for those who are after a contract or don't want to deal with the potential customer service issues of ordering a device like this from overseas, the Desire is worth considering.

Kentucky woman breastfeeds sheriff's deputy

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Laughter

You seem to have laughed so hard that you dragged your icon into your comment box.

Aussie hoaxer strikes again

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Pint

Pint?

Have a cat drink the aforementioned pint, place the cat securely in a metal briefcase, and mail the briefcase to Mr. Thorne. Job done.

Google says desktop PC is three years from 'irrelevance'

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Real world?

Or you could have three cheap laptop-shaped gizmos that your phones plug into.

Hull Daily Mail exposes depraved local porncoder

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At least someone is making sense

I was particularly impressed by Councillor Kerri Harold, who shunned tradition by responding with some degree of common sense: "I understand he is not doing anything illegal. My personal view is I have no problem with it, but I don't know what residents think because I have not consulted them about this."

A rare display of decency from a politician - no doubt she will be summarily removed from her position for displaying such an outrageous stance.

Ofcom wades into UK 'Net Neutrality' row

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Unlimited?

"The only way that could happen is if everyone had a private line that didn't ever touch anyone else's."

Rubbish. Sell me my connection on the guaranteed bandwidth I can get from it, and then give me extra speed above and beyond that if there's any going spare.

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BT

"BT does not like you actually using the bandwidth you have paid for...."

Neither does Virgin, I can assure you. If BT are actually even worse, their customers have my deepest sympathy.

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Ofcom

I hereby vote you head of Ofcom. Preferably an Ofcom with some kind of powers to actually do stuff, mind you.

Google search results go all starry-eyed

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Big Brother

Re: Ummm......

Because Google don't get access to your bookmarks, so they can't add them to the vast hoard of personal data that they store about you.

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Obvious addition

If you do a search and there's a starred item on the 4th page of the results, it should mention this at the top of the first page.

Forgot your ThinkPad password? Get new hardware

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Simple solution

If the password can be broken in 30 minutes, there's no point setting one in the first place. If you don't set one in the first place, you can't forget it. Problem solved.

BBC Trust won't probe iPlayer open source gripes

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Commitment

"which demonstrates well the Beeb's commitment to deliver the iPlayer to as large an audience as possible"

Yes, they've demonstrated the level of their commitment in that regard quite clearly.

Rom-coms, period dramas are rubbish: Mathematical proof

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Nice one

Cheers, just what I was searching for after reading the article, and for once my google-fu was failing me.

Microsoft slams nails in Windows Vista, XP SP2, 2000

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Even worse

It's even worse than that, in fact. It's more like "3 years ago we offered to replace the faulty engine in your car for free and you ignored us, but we've been continuing to support you free of charge anyway. Now we can't do that any longer, unless you let us replace the engine, which we're still happy to do completely free at any future point of your choosing."

Acer H5360 3D projector

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Answers

If you want an in-depth answer to a question like that I'd recommend popping over to the forums at www.avforums.com. No offence to the El Reg commentard brigade, of course. :)

BBC to cull radio stations, halve websites in painful biz review

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Powerful

Good lord, that's a pretty powerful transmitter, broadcasting to every single person on Earth and then another 44,480,000,000 other listeners besides. Makes you wonder who's listening in.

Nokia No.2 is so sorry for N97 debacle

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N95 - conventional?

"the N95, a solid conventional slider phone"

The N95 was a smartphone with an odd two-way slider, a huge screen, an accelerometer and a 5MP camera (from the pre-iPhone era, before such thing were common). I'm not saying it was the greatest phone ever (I never owned one anyway), but it's a bit puzzling to hear it called a "conventional slider phone".

What's on the mind of the Freetard eBookworm?

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Why so?

For the same reason people torrent anything, copyrighted material or otherwise: the fact that it's the easiest way to locate and download the file. Were you under the impression that the bit-torrent protocol was only used for illegal activity?

Sony Ericsson snubbed Google over Nexus One

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Bravo

The release date is March 26th with T-Mobile. The rest of the networks won't be far behind. Android version? It's an Android phone, I'd be very curious to see what the non-Android version looks like.

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Not quite

I'm guessing you've not seen the HTC Desire (also known as the Bravo in the U.S.). It's almost exactly the same as the Nexus One. Same camera, same processor, same Android 2.1.

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No chance

There's zero chance Google would have let them do that. Perhaps that's part of the reason they didn't agree to do it.

The myth of Britain's manufacturing decline

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Which would I prefer?

In all seriousness? I'd prefer to pay them to watch Trisha. Better that than waste resources building huge mountains of products that no-one wants or needs.

In sci-fi, when humankind is freed from the slavery of work by machine labour, the result is a utopian society. In the real world, when humankind is freed from the slavery of work by machine labour, the result is unemployment, poverty and soaring profits for the shareholders.

Google (finally) nabs On2 video codecs

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My mistake

My mistake - I meant to say "every party involved in HTML5 except Microsoft".

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Nice work Google

I can't wait to see Google's next move. Will it be as simple as open-sourcing the latest ON2 codecs? Will that be enough to convince every party involved in HTML5 to standardise on a single codec? Whatever the outcome, I doubt the guys at Adobe are having a great day right now.

iPad pitch to the Wall Street Journal laid bare

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HTML5

To H.264 of course. Heard of a little thing called HTML5?

Samsung N220

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Keyboard

Anything over £300 shouldn't be called a netbook. Besides, anything with that horrendous style of keyboard shouldn't be called a computer at all.

3 gets Desire

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Captain Obvious

Well yes, I expect Google are really going to love their mobile OS appearing on more excellent quality handsets, with more choice of carrier.

Industry groups leap to Chip and PIN's defence

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Enter the matrix?

Sig sig sputnik? Hairball? Tell me I'm not going mad, and that the section headings actually bear no relation whatsoever to their contents. I thought I was reading Viz there for a minute.

Google buys app, removes from app store

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Behind the scenes?

Seems pretty obviously in front of the scenes to me. I'm not sure how they expected to get away without bad publicity on this one.

'McDonalds' burger-lers making millions

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Devious

"The email and phone details used by the clown-conners include... @yahoo.co.uk... @aol.co.uk"

Those sneaky bastards! I think I've had emails off of these people too. I haven't shipped any high-value computer equipment to them yet though.

Steve Jobs anoints official biographer

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"The Book of Jobs"

Hmm, "The Book of Jobs" would be an awesome title. I didn't think it possible that anyone could come up with anything more epic than "iCon".

US sorority girls in booze-fuelled orgy of violence

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Bizarre movie titles

What about "Hitler Meets Christ", "I Was a Zombie for the F.B.I." or "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"?

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Re: Yep!

There's supposed to be a qualification at the end of it?! Ah, dammit.

Orange teases with HTC Desire debut

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Excellent

Thanks Bampot, you made my day. Now if only there was a release date. It's looking like either this or the X10 will be on my shopping list at some point this year.

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Not pretty

So it's pretty much a Nexus One in a (slightly) different shell? Looks like a very capable device, although like it's older brother, it's hardly the sexiest looking phone ever.

For heaven's sake HTC, just give us what we really want - a Touch HD2 with Android. That would be a phone worth salivating over. Oh, and if you could slip a less crappy camera in there while you're at it, that'd be lovely.

Microsoft made a phone, and I hate it already

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Re: Why not...

Because the two devices share about 90% of their components?

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Omnia

It seems a little unfair to criticise the Omnia for having nice finger-friendly menus, when a finger is precisely what most people will use to interact with it. The RedFly is a great idea, but it's very much a niche product, and you can hardly expect phone manufacturers to design with it in mind.

Similarly, to say the iPhone cannot multitask whereas the Omnia "chooses not to" seems like an odd distinction. Both devices are perfectly capable of multitasking at the hardware level, but both of them feature an OS which does not permit it (assuming you count the combination of Windows Mobile and Samsung's front-end to it as "the OS").

As for Android, I've yet to use it a great deal, but I was under the impression that the native browser is very good, obviating the need for third party browsers such as Opera. And regarding the RedFly - surely it's up to Celio to support Android rather than vice-versa?

Firm punts USB 3 SSD

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USB3?

I'd be happy enough with a USB pen drive that comes even close to the USB2 maximum throughput in write speed, let alone requiring USB3.

Jumbo-jet ray cannon in missile-vape success

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Re: Electrical Lasers

Then what's the distinction between these petawatt lasers and the 100KW lasers reported on by El Reg as a breakthrough earlier this year?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/18/100kw_raygun_barrier_falls/

Yahoo! Nectar deal to link online ads to offline buys

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Things to come

Making this opt-in only is a great way to allay everyone's fears, but this is just the thin end of the wedge. The scary part is how innocent the whole thing must seem if you don't think about it too deeply.

What possible harm could there be in being presented with adverts which are more relevant to your interests? Surely it might even make the adverts less annoying? It's only when you think through where this will inevitably lead in five or ten years time that you see the sinister side.

Voda goes ultra-cheap with handsets for the developing world

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Cry me a river

"But for cellcos, rich countries equal saturated markets, fierce competition and stand-still sales."

Is it really so terrible for the cellcos when "stand-still sales" equals bleeding most customers for £20-£30 every month because they're so desperate to replace their "obsolete" handset every couple of years?

Where does Mozilla go when the monopoly witch is dead?

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Price

Why $35? Sounds a lot more expensive than Firefox.

Orange goes a bundle with euro roaming

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WTF?

Only 100x the usual price?

It's obvious they're still aiming for the "I had no idea they'd charge me that much!!" crowd, rather than trying to convince anyone it's worth using these services deliberately.

I could see myself paying twice, maybe even three times the amount I pay at home, but this is *over one hundred times* the average price for data usage. Ridiculous.

Putting an iPad through the Motions

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Fruit

"Motion Computing has been selling tablet devices for more than a decade - long enough to work out what punters want from a slate."

Then how come it never occurred to them that what people want from a slate is a glowing outline of a half-eaten piece of fruit on the back?

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