* Posts by Jerome 0

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Slovakian cannibal's dinner calls in cops

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IT Angle

Once again...

Proving that life is stranger than The IT Crowd.

Google sued over – yes – Android location tracking

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Better or faster?

"in pairing cell tower and WiFi data in tandem with GPS, it can better pinpoint your location – and possibly pinpoint it faster"

I've never heard it claimed that cell tower & WiFi data can pinpoint your location any better than GPS. On the other hand, it certainly seems able to do it considerably faster.

The best sci-fi film never made: Also-rans take a bow

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Paris Hilton

Halo Jones

...UNLESS PARIS HILTON GETS THE LEADING ROLE

H2O water-powered shower radio

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Re: Showers and standby

That just means that not leaving your TV on stand-by at all would save more than enough electricity for the average geek's weekly shower.

PowerAmp

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Stop

Stop button?

Are you afraid the MP3 will wear out if you leave it on pause for too long?

A fifth of Europeans can't work out how much a TV costs

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FAIL

Irrelevant

Disturbing though it is that so many people can't work out 10% of £500, it's also entirely irrelevant to the question this research claims to be investigating. How many shops do you know that mark an item "10% off" but don't highlight the price after the discount?

Dell samples shrooms for server shipping

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Boffin

Look at you, hacker

Sure, they say they kill it, but that's how these things always start. A few months down the line and you've got a server room that looks like a scene out of System Shock 2. What are Dell tech support going to do for you then? Send one of their pathetic creatures of meat and bone to clean up the mess they've created? I don't think so.

Sony Ericsson Xperia Arc Android smartphone

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Coat

Obviously

Another core.

Thrutu

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Really?

This basically says that in order to use the software, it has to be installed on both handsets, and you need to have internet access. Seems more like common sense than a particularly onerous requirement to me.

Southampton Uni shows way to a truly open web

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Potential

And if you wanted to cross-reference these bus timetables against, say, course timetables, that would be easy already, right? Because the information is already on the web? Come on, it doesn't take a genius to work out how this stuff is going to change the web completely.

HBGary's nemesis is a '16-year-old schoolgirl'

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Also...

It's also an anagram of LA YAK. Is Jeff Minter living in Los Angeles these days?

Balanced, neutral journalism is RUBBISH and that's a FACT

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Unhappy

Confused

Your article was not clear enough about whether biased or unbiased journalism was better. Please tell me what to think.

SHOCK research reveals Wi-Fi not as nippy as Ethernet

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Shhhhhh!

Have you forgotten the first rule of 5GHz club?

HP uncloaks wristwatch 'aggregation point'

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Can't carry a phone?

Perhaps I lead a sheltered life, but I haven't come across many circumstances where I "can't necessarily carry a phone".

I can't take one into the shower, I suppose... do I "need a presence" in the shower?

Charlie Sheen explodes onto Twitter

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Character?

"Well he sure isn't A-list; he's a passable character actor at best."

Since when did being A-list have anything to do with character acting? Are we talking about the same Hollywood?

Firefox 4 squeezes onto phones

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User agent

"Need to add a user agent option"

There's an add-on named Phony that handles this.

Radiohead goes out on a limb with 'newspaper album'

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Dear AC...

...how about you give them £9 and burn your own CD?

Wii Countdown conundrum brands family 'SH*THEADS'

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The Sun

"But it was The Sun that they called, they of the Page 3 jubs."

Perhaps they'd already tried to sell the story to The Guardian, Observer, Telegraph, Times, Independent, Express, Mail and Mirror, all to no avail.

If the Sun had turned them down, they'd have moved onto the News of the World, the Star, the Sport and possibly even Channel 5 News.

Ofcom okays Derren Brown psychic-baiting

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Coat

Oblig.

Surely he could have seen that coming.

NASA hails 'amazing' exoplanetary system

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Boffin

Just like it is here

If we are to take our own solar system as a model, are we to assume that every solar system has, on average, one life-bearing planet on which sentient beings have evolved to a sufficient extent that they can make sarcastic comments to each other on message boards?

Google boss preps seriously 'wonky' book

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Google Scribe

Why bother hiring a ghost-writer, when his very own company has created Google Scribe, with its glorious auto-suggest feature? This is what it suggested for the opening paragraph of the book: -

Empire of the Mind: the Dawn of the Techno-Political Age. There are no comments for this question. And then there is another way to get them to work in the background of the Hulu team of experts to form the new Joomla Security Strike Team. The following content has been identified by the YouTube community as being potentially offensive or inappropriate messages to two male students. I have a question about this product's reviews of local restaurants and bars. It is a very good job. But the most important thing is to be used in the present study.

I'll be very surprised if Jared Cohen can put together a more gripping opening to Mr. Schmidt's forthcoming tome.

Flickr thinks again about 4,000 pix loss

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Thumb Up

Captain Cyborg

Kevin Warwick, is that you?

Google wants Android developers

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Education

As long as people keep "buying" the entirely free, ad-supported apps, this is a self-supporting system?

Eyeball camera zooms into focus

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Rewiring

You'd be surprised - a considerable amount of research has shown that simply wiring in new inputs causes the brain to gradually learn how to interpret and make sense of them. Or was that a sci-fi book I read?

Ten... sub-£150 PMPs

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Getting it right

"However, without the distraction of ringtones and txt msgs, they have space to focus on getting the rest right and your phone doesn't suffer from a low battery life."

If manufacturers put a decent sized battery in their phones (say, about the size of a standalone MP3 player) then my newly chunkier phone would still be far easier to carry around than two separate devices. Then I'd be able to ring people *and* listen to music without fear of my battery running out.

They could even use the extra thickness in the case to fit in a decent compact camera lens. Genius or what? Honestly, convergence of these devices is the way forward. They share so many components in common (processor, screen, storage...) that I'd feel stupid carrying around more than one device.

If only these companies would do their job and create one device that did everything *well*. It's almost like they *want* us to carry on buying lots of expensive gadgets...

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iPod

"The iPod review doesn't even mention the sound quality."

That would be against the Apple NDA that journalists have to sign when they get a review copy.

Asus Eee PC 1015PEM

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Do something exciting?

They don't need to do something exciting. They just need to make the machines small and cheap, like they're supposed to be, instead of costing as much as a laptop.

The fact that these companies never integrate a 3G modem (at least as an option) is also completely unfathomable to me. These are machines that are made to be used on the move - living without internet access, or having a huge great dongle poking out of the side are not great options.

Windows 7 really was some girl's idea, rules ASA

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How very overt of them

"overtly fictitious"?

A lie, then.

Apple iPhone 4 vs... the rest

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Cases

I have to agree with you there, what's the point of a beautiful phone if you hide it in an ugly case?

I'm as anti-Apple as they come, but I have to admit that the styling on the iPhone 4 is lovely, in a market sector where most phones look like plastic kiddies' toys. If I had one I'd be keeping it out of the case, and showing it off. If it gains a few scratches in the process, who cares? Admit it, you'll be buying an iPhone 5 next year anyway.

I'm certainly not hiding my HTC Desire in a case, and it's still pristine 6 months down the line.

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Grid of icons

My Windows 95 used a grid of icons. So did my Atari ST, now that I think about it. I'm sure the paradigm extends back even further than that (Xeroc PARC?)

Facebook homes in on world of Google

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Likely to succeed

I can see Facebook succeeding in this. While Google is undeniably a more useful tool than Facebook, I can do everything I need to do at Google by typing a search term into my browser's toolbar and hitting enter. By contrast, I need to actually visit Facebook to use the service.

Personally my home page is going to stay "about:blank" for the foreseeable future, but I wouldn't be surprised if swathes of people accept Facebook's "kind" invitation to switch home page.

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WTF?

Friends

"How many people on your facebook friends list are actually friends?"

All of them. Why the hell else would I accept their friend requests?

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WTF?

Multiple?

What does that even mean? The home page is what I see when I first open my browser. If I have multiple home pages, what do I see when my browser opens? A random choice from the selection?

Royal Wedding: Prince Charles is a ZX81, Wills is an iPad

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Marmaduke LaHussy

"Get more from this author"

Yay!

"Sorry, nothing found. Try removing the author filter"

Boo. :(

Facebook unveils 'next-gen' messaging system

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Facebook Wave?

Both these services attempt to "span email as well as IM, text messages", so from this initial description, they do indeed sound identical.

The difference is that Google Wave offered a genuinely new and useful method of communicating, which flopped because it proved too difficult for the masses to understand.

I expect that Facebook Wave will dumb things down to near-uselessness, but the Farmville crowd will love it, and it will be a huge success.

Twitter joke martyr loses appeal

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Terror?

Now the terrorists have us so frightened that we're persecuting our citizens? Fining someone over £3000, criminalising them and firing them (twice) is considered a proportionate response for making a joke to one's friends?

Personally, I'm far more scared of the likes of Ms. Davies than I am of any terrorist.

So did Windows Phone 7 'bomb in US'?

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Terror?

"'The Beast of Redmond' still inspires terror"

No terror these days - just revulsion.

Roman 'Leatherman' spied on web

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Awl

AKA the thing that poor Olive was run through with.

US smartphones – Once you’ve had Android there’s no going back

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Phone?

"they don't actually work well for their primary purpose, which is being used as a phone"

The primary purpose of my handset is to connect me to the internet. Secondary purposes include playing MP3s, providing satnav, taking photographs, playing games and sending texts. Voice telephony also comes in handy once in a while.

First Windows Phone 7 handsets sell out

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Poor operators

"Operators are frustrated by the delays, knowing that consumers eager to get their hands on a new toy can be easily distracted by equally shiny competitors"

Which would be a problem for the operators why, exactly? I would have thought that anyone walking out of the shop with a new handset was a win. Only those consumers who are waiting specifically for a Windows Phone 7 handset would be causing any hand-wringing, and I imagine they are few and far between.

"Microsoft has promised that operator billing for applications is a possibility"

Promising that something is a possibility is like insinuating that there's a chance something might definitely happen.

The terabyte iPad is coming

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Back up to the cloud? Why?

Okay, so the problems with moving my files to the cloud are: -

1) Transfer speed - bandwidth is the limiting factor.

2) Privacy - I have to give a third party access to my data.

3) Cost - it's a recurring expense instead of a one-off purchase.

But that's okay - it's worth putting up with those disadvantages, because I get to stream files from the cloud to my phone, my tablet device, my work PC, my friend's T.V... I get access to my stuff everywhere I go. Great!

So why would I put up with all the aforementioned problems just to back up my data to the cloud? Aren't I getting none of the advantages but all of the problems?

Shut up, Spock! How Battlestar Galactica beat Trek babble

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Boffin

Technobabble

I think you may have misinterpreted what was meant by "banishing the technobabble" - which is fair enough, as it wasn't explained all that clearly.

The show never intended to dispense with any and all terms that would not be familiar to the audience - take DRADIS (the BSG equivalent of "scanners") for one prominent example. What they actually banished was the Trek-like use of random techno-phrases as a dramatic device: -

1) Dramatic situation occurs.

2) "Quick, reverse the phase of the x by re-routing the y through the z!"

3) Dramatic situation is resolved.

I'm making a terrible generalisation about Star Trek here, for which I apologise to all Trekkies, but this (along with the lack of decent intra-episode plot arcs) is what turned me off Trek and onto shows like BSG - speaking purely from a personal perspective.

Microsoft tweaks Hotmail interface to read Gmail accounts

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Best of both worlds

Ah, finally I can have the best of both worlds, giving Google and Microsoft the chance to violate my privacy simultaneously.

Times celebrates disappearing readers

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Duplication

Assuming some duplication? Does that mean we're assuming 5,000 Times readers are dumb enough to pay twice for the same thing? Er, actually that seems fair enough.

Top Ten Retro PC Games

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Populous

Indeed - it's a crime to miss out Populous, and yet include Molyneux's vastly over-hyped and ultimately rather disappointing follow-up, Black and White. There's no excuse for that, especially in a list purporting to be in any way "retro".

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Half Life / SS2

Half Life is the progeny of System Shock 2, a game that was released almost a year later than it?

SS2 and Deus Ex were both stunning games, never equalled since in terms of sheer innovation. The combination of FPS and role-playing elements in both titles made them my favourite games ever. It took a decade, until Fallout 3, for anyone to come close to anything as compelling.

But the original System Shock must surely be the game that started the whole thing off, and really deserves its place in this list. It predated Half Life by a good five years, and while not quite as polished a title, it was in many ways far more innovative.

Mobile devices hit Trevor's spot

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Swype

I can highly recommend Swype for text input on a Desire, if you can get yourself on the beta. It speeded things up no end for me.

I'm sure the iPad is great for these type of tasks, but (for me at least) once you're up to nearly the size, weight and price of a netbook, it doesn't offer any real advantages. If I have a device that won't fit in my pocket anyway, I'd much rather it had a keyboard on it.

Futuristic Judge Dredd smartguns issued to 101st Airborne

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Contrived acronyms

So long as the acronym forms a vaguely recognisable word, and they don't have to rename the project something like "Bang! Incredible Zany Zapper, Large Explosions!" to make it happen, the Americans are happy.

Dead baby taunting troll feels wrath of law

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Unhappy

Thin end of the wedge

The problem here is that in five years time, when the government is feeling the need to crack down on all the offensive "free speech" that's bringing down the tone of their internets, they might find this legislation rather handy. At that time, the distinction between Mr. Coss's actions and those of your average b3ta member might be somewhat lost on the 80 year old judge who's about to set precedent.

Samsung pushes Galaxy S users a fix of Froyo

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pushed out to Samsung's PC software?

What does "pushed out to Samsung's PC software" mean? Does the Galaxy S not update over the air? Does it have to be connected to a PC to install the upgrade?

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